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I need some serious medical advise here.
My anus was itchy so I started fingering it.
I felt like a little ball in there. (didn't feel like shit)
So I started pulling it, but it was attached to something else in my asshole. When I pulled it hard enough this came out. then it started bleeding like crazy and I was walking around with a goddamned bleeding arse for an hour.

what is this, and what do I do now?
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>>564918905
Go see a doctor you retard.
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>>564918905
Go to one your fancy free healthcare clinics faggots
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ass cancer.... Sorry mate you gotta amputate
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Yo, what the fuck did i just read
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Congrats buddy you just ripped a hemorrhoid out of your ass. Good job, and remember to bleed out.
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>>564918905
hemorrhoids bro. only way to fix them is with cherry flavored oinment.
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>>564918905
Definitely cancer.
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>>564918905
A haemorrhoid for fuck's sake
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>>564918905
bullshit
How would the penny get attached in the first place?
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>>564918905
you pulled out a hemorrhoid. Keep your fingers out of your asshole
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>>564918905

Thats a polyp
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>>564918905
Ripped out a hemorrhoid lol
I have never heard of anyone doing that before

good job op
free surgery
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Post it on /b/, obviously
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>>564919279
>kek
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>>564918905
thromboid

it happens
next time let a doctor do it
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Your ass was itchy, so you starting fingering it?
Wtf is wrong with you?
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I cut it.

looks and smells like raw chicken.
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>>564918905
Go to a doctor while the bleeding is stopped. That looks like some kind of vein mass. You might have a hernia or something.
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Congrats, OP. You've just given birth.
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>>564919570
It is a mass of vein, it is called a Hemorrhoid
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>>564919535
wow, you're fucking weird
post video of you eating it
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>>564919535
1 billion internetz if you fry it and eat it!!!!
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PUT IT BACK FROM WHENCE IT CAME
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>>564919535
>2014
>still smelling things ripped from your anus

Eat it
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>>564919783
voting for this, lets see it bake
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its blood clot bra
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why do i come to these threads
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>>564919783
Fuck yes
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14 or 79 gets to decide what OP does with it
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>>564919779
>>564919783

too late fellas.
squashed it. some fluid came out.

smells funny tho.
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Threads like this are the reason I still browse /b/.
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>>564918905
...
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Use super glue to reattach it
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>>564920449
Bake it into a cake and bring it into work.
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>>564919779
>kek
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>>564918905
Enjoy youre septic infection, you will die if you dont do something about it.
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>>564920730
yeah you loser this happens 1time in a month and 1 out of 20 times op delivars..
thats why i dont browse /b/ anymore
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>>564920961
Then what the fuck are you doing here you whiny fag?
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>>564920961
>thats why i dont browse /b/ anymore
Said the person......on /b/.

Wut?
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>>564920961
shut the fuck up charles.
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>>564919783
Reminds me of that pussy bacon
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And this kids, is why you don't finger your butthole
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>ripping out a hemorrhoid

Have fun bleeding to death if you haven't already.
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>>564920961
And yet.. Here you are

Cuntfaggot
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>>564920730
threads like this are the unicorn of b....you search and search and very rarely ever find them anymore
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>>564921268

I lol'd so loud
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Fuck. I almost threw up reading and looking at the picture. >>564919535

Anybody want to start a gore thread, would be more more sane.
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>Mfw this thread
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>>564919535

What the fuck m8
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sometimes I wonder if this shit is for real
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Oh jesus christ what the fuck
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Still bleeding. took some of my sisters tampons. these things work like magic.

Also, it started to smell real bad in here
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>>564921205
no charles! quit fucking with my head. its like i'm tripping on acid.
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>>564919329
I would say this
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looks like you pulled out a hemorrhoid. The pain will probably go away by tomorrow and its better it came off that way than paying for it to be removed.

buy some ointment for if you get another one
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n%3A3760901%2Ck%3Ahemorrhoid%20ointment
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>>564922008
Get it eaten, OP. Here's an internet as a downpayment.
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>>564922068
Gotcha Bitch!
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>my voice when this entire thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZSgH77bSsM
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how can we prevent hermoraiods
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>>564921205
whos charles
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hahaha what the fuck dude
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>>564919279
MY SIDES
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>>564918905
Did it hurt?
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>>564920638
It's never too late dude. Cook that shit and eat it.

Yeah, it's a hemorrhoid.
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op get the fuck off my planet.
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>>564918905
As I see 5 €cent I assume you've healthcare so go visit a doctor. Instead of asking these bunch of retards here.
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>>564923157
>not fingering your butthole when it itches.
You haven't lived, my friend.
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I think your ok, Take a look at this.

thrombosed look it up in google images.
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>>564918905
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Med student here, it's definitely not a hemorrhoid or tumor. If it really did come out of your ass then it's a polyp.
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>>564923736
>definitely not a tumor
up your game medfag, it looks benign but without proper staining and histology there's no telling
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Doctor fag here. That's an ass cherry. Technically known as an anal hymen. You just had butt sex for the first time didn't you?
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>>564923736
God, I shit out some blood earlier, it wasn't mostly blood, but like blood coated. How serious does that sound? I think it was a hemorrhoid but I'm not sure.
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This is a part of you, we don't want to see..
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>i'm a Med student looks like you have a tumor
it'll grow so they prob will have to cut it off
you will shit blood for at least a month
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>>564919306
>> pulled out a hemorrhoid

Please provide your deffinition of "hemorrhoid"
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Come on OP, where's the roid fricassee? Get cookin
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>>564920947
This, the wound you created needs to be cauterized fool. Every time you shit it's going to open up and get shit in it.
Hospital
Now
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Enjoy being murican where going to the doctor isn't free.
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>>564925847
this
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Looks like something on a wall in a doctors office I saw once called a granuloma. Or something. I think I had one on my neck that I popped and it bled for a while. Don't know why yours is on your asshole tho. Mine was a dermatological thing. Like a zit.
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GO TO HOSPITAL => NOW ! realy, srsly, you have to see a doctor!
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>>564919128
And get a free mental health evaluation while you're there. Socialist.
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Tore a polyp out your ass time to set up an appointment for a colonoscopy
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Medfag here.
Not kidding.
Go see a Doctor now!
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>>564920638
It was a fetus you just aborted your baby.
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>>564926890
Explain
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anyone for a sour?
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>>564918905
at the very least it's a polyp or a haemorrhoid - go to a doctors to get it checked else the open wound will become infected.

at the other end of the spectrum it could be a tumour - again go to a doctors.
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That's disgusting, man! Go see a doctor
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>>564924054
Tumor does not mean cancer.
A tumor is just an abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells.

And yes you can see it. You cant be 100% sure but you can see it.
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>>564918905
>serious medical advise
it could be polyp = pre-cancer. GTFO to your doctor!
I am medfag
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>>564927535
Just red your post again.
Forget the last part you got that right.
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>>564918905
that was your prostate idiot
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>>564927017
>>564927630
This
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>>564919535
U r 1 sick cunt
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>>564927746
This made me laugh legitimaly, good job.
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>>564918905
>>564920638
>>564919535
>Someone archive this this is worthy of best of /b/
This is what /b/ is all about Godtier thread !
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>>564927206
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>>564918905
that's the gum you swallowed 9 years ago
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>>564926125
>>564925847
If this isn't bait then I feel sorry for you two idiots.
<EURO COIN
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>>564927206
KEK
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>>564919279
oh god....
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Is OP dead ?
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>>564919535
eat it faggot
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>>564929693
No. but still bleeding. anus itchy again.
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>>564929996
Are you at least on the way to the hospital?
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come on OP last night you made a thread about pinworms coming out your ass.

Are you not bored yet?
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>>564919279
/thread
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>>564918905

You just ripped out a hemorroid. If it still bleeds in the morning, go see a doctor.
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>>564918905
prolly polyp
should get checked for colon cancer bro
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>>564929996
what's it smell like?
what's the texture?
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>>564929996
keep scratching and eat it
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>>564930172

7/10 heaven. You got me this time
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>>564919329
polyp
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>>564918905
Its your unborn twin
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How the fuck did you get a tiny Fetus up your ass?
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>>564929996
Get another one.
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>>564918905
I saw this once before. That's an accumulation of spider eggs. Sometimes spiders get into our clothing and the will search for moist places, and when found, they will lay eggs there. If it itches it's because spider eggs are hatching. Scratch the fuck out of the hole OP, maybe that way spireds will die. Trust me I'm a certified doctor
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>>564919535
you need to see a therapist OP
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>>564920306
I dont know why I do either.


>MFW
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>>564931191

Spiders don't like warm moist places. Hence why they never go into person's mouth, either.
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>>564923571
it actually DOES feel amazing, but its not a good idea unless you have clean hands and no hems lol
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>>564931549
Spiders like warm wet places this is a fact
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>>564931914
Truth
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>>564932145
>>564931914
spiders plz go
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>>564930139
nah I'll be fine. I'll just be pooping some blood. the next few days.

hells yeah

>>564930592
>chicken
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>>564919279
Please someone better than me screen and make a pic out of it
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Someone archive this shit need to sleep running on 2days without it so fuck
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>>564932265
No
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>>564919329
agreed...though i didnt know you could rip them out
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>>564932735
don't make me get the bug spray
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>>564932860
See you tonight byea
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> following medical advice on 4can
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>>564927206
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Dude, go the doctors. At the very least you're going to get an infection in your anus. More than likely you'll be the first man to catch Ebola from your own bum.
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>>564932860
I will hide in a dark corner in your room so u can't find me and while you are sleeping I will put my eggs in ur eye sockets!
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>>564922738
Avoing putting 30cm objects in your anus (aka dicks).
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>>564932297
You should dig in and pull out another one
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is OP dead yet ?
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>>564933861
k i'll keep my eyes close
just dont hide in my headphones and wait for me to put them on ;)
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I'd love to hear OP explain to the doctor
>yeah ok so my sphincter was itchy so I shoved two fingers in there and after some fiddling I pulled this gem out
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>>564934679
>T-that wink
H-human-kun~... I-I have something to tell you... After that wink and the headphones suggestion I kinda fell for you~ accept my feelings human-senpai.
L-let's have half human half spider babies like Elise ~
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>>564919279
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>>564919535
this is fucking disgusting
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>>564935582
o-ok~

come join me in bed spider-chan <3

[spoiler]good night bby u gave me a gud laff[/spoiler]
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Maybe it's an unformed brain from the twin that was supposed to be born with you, but you absorbed their body and their brain was in your ass. Think about it.
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>>564936108
I-I'm going human-kun just let me put this sexy seifuku for you <3<3
[spoiler] I was scared that you would feel I was a weird chick when I started the weaboo rant, haha I'm so happy you found it funny! [/spoiler]
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>>564936630
No you are a pretty normal chick
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>>564919535
>looks and smells like raw chicken.

well now you're going to have to fry it up and eat it
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>>564919535

crumb it, fry it and sell it to some niggas

profit
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Herpies
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>>564937018
>>564936876

thinkin' alike

i like that
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>>564936794
AM I?
This many year thinking I was weird for being a weaboo spider have been wasted. BRB making friends or whatever normal spiderpeople do
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>>564920638

Seriously, it's ass cancer

>proof
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyp_%28medicine%29
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>>564918905
The goverment chip is implanted when you born in a hospital... congrats anon you are free now.
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>>564918905
i fuckin dare you to cook it and eat it
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>>564918905

it's a polip colorectal. normally is not that bad but get checked to rule out cancer.
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>>564932297

it's ithing because it's coagulating, in other words, your ass is recovering the injury you made by removing that starting cancer.

you should see a doctor to see if there isn't another tumoras like this in your ass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyp_%28medicine%29
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>>564918905
Hi! I'm from 9gag and what is this?
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does anyone have the screen cap of the femanon that fried and ate her excreted fetus
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>>564920638
duuuudeee.....
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>>564938010

a low quality bait
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>>564938010
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