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ITT: WE ARE ELDERLY DEAF CUNTS IN A RETIREMENT HOME SO IF YOU WANT TO TALK CAPS ON AND YELL LIKE A BITCH

I'LL START:

>TOO MANY MEXICANS!!!
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WHERES MY MEDICATIONS

ARE YOU MY SON

WHY DOESN'T MY SON VISIT ME
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WHERE AM I? THIS ISN'T THE BROTHEL!! SERGEI YOU LYING BASTARD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
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THE KOREANS ARE BACK

USA! USA! USA!
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>>564881812

BRING ME SOME HOOKERS, FUCKING LAND WHALE!
WHERE'S THE BOURBON?
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>>564881732
HUH? WHO'S THAT?

ARE YOU MY NURSE?

WHO'S SON? WHAT?

>SOMEONE STOLE MY MEDS!!!
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>>564882042

*EATS HIS MEDS*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OH HAROLD,

YOU GOT YOUR PUBIC HAIRS IN MY SOUP AGAIN!

OPEN UP THE WINDOW

THE COOL AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY STOMA
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>>564882302
GOD DAMN IT CAROL, I NEED MY MEDS!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK.
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>>564881732
>>564882024
>>564882034
>>564882042
>>564882182
>>564882302
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!!!
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>>564882446
YOUR MASTURBATING IN MY DENTURE GLASS.
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TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC BUT I'M LOOKING FOR THE PIC OF THIS GIRLS, SITTING ON A BED AND LOOKING TO THE RIGHT

SHE HAS DARK HAIR AND BIG TITS AND SUNBURN/TANLINES

ANYONE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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>>564882419
WHAT? YOU BROKE YOUR BACK?
>>564882446
YOU'RE TRYING TO MASTER YOUR HATE? THERE'S AN ANGER MANAGEMENT SEMINAR IN ROOM 8 D!
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>>564881812
>>564882024
>>564882034
>>564882042
>>564882182
>>564882302
>>564882397
>>564882419
>>564882446
ANYONE SEEN MY TEETH??

I CAN'T FIND MY TEETH!! I NEED THEM TO EAT

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMNED TEETH?

DID THE PUERTO RICAN JANITOR STEAL MY GOD DAMNED TEETH?
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>>564882446
NOT ON AMERICAN SOIL COMMIE
USA! USA! USA!
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WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE PLACE?
WHY AM I HERE?
WHY DOES IT ALL HURT SO MUCH?
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN?
WHY IS IT ALL SO UGLY?
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET TO GO BACK HOME?
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WHAT? YOU SMOKED AT A TRACK?
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YOU SINK MY BATTLESHIP
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>>564882678
GODDAMNIT JOSHUA! I'LL HUNT DOWN THAT SPIC AND MAKE SURE HE PAYS!
>>564882725
KATIE, I WILL SLICE YOUR THROAT, YOU DEMENTIA RIDDEN WHORE!
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I WISH I WAS DEAD
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>>564882764
THE JANITOR SMOKES CRACK, YOU DUMBFUCK!
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>>564882951
YEAH, I WISH I WAS GETTING HEAD TOO!
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>>564882725
ARE YOU AMERICAN?
YOU SOUND FOREIGN!
YOU ONE OF THOSE NAZI BASTARDS?

WHERE ARE MY DAMN DENTURES?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEXICANS IN THIS DAMNED COUNTRY?
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IT WAS 1915 PLANES WERE COVERING THE SKY PEOPLE FALLING LEFT AND RIGHT THE SOUND OF SCREAMS... OH THE TERRIBLE SCREAMS OF ALLIES AND BOMBS EVERYWHERE... AND THERE I STOOD IN THE BATHROOM MASTURBATING TO A PINUP GIRLS CALENDAR LISTENING TO THE NEWS OF THE WAR IN MY HOUSE ON THE STATES
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>>564882951
HUH, A FISH THAT WAS RED?

>>564883001
LEAD? WE ARE GETTING LEAD?

GOD DAMNED LEAD IN THE PAINT ON THESE WALLS!
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>>564882996
WHAT? YOU HAVE A NUNCHUCK?
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>>564882779
I DON'T THINK THIS IS A WATERTRIP.
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>>564883198
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE HOOKER THAT WAS DEAD! IT WAS CARL!
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THIS IS LIEUTENANT NICHOLS. WE'VE SECURED THE BUNKER AND HAVE TAKEN ENEMY PRISONERS. OPERATION DESERT CHINK IS NOW IN EFFECT.
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>>564883208

NO, I DON'T DRIVE LARGE TRUCKS!
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>>564883421
NICK! GET ON YOUR DAMN DRUGS, SOMEONE GET THE NURSE!
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>>564883421
AYE CAPTIN ALL HANDS ON DECK!!! CAPTINS ORDERS!!!!
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OHH THESE DENTURES SURE DO FEEL GOOD ON MY HEAD!
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>>564883516
NO THANK YOU, I DONT OWN HOCKEY PUCKS. GO ASK MYRTLE.
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>>564883651
GREAT, HE GOT ROBERT INTO IT NOW! NURSE! NURSE! HERSE! WAIT... WHO DIED!?
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>>564883208
A CHIPMUNK? WHAT? WHERE?

>>564883336
YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE A SIP?
JUST DRINK THE WHOLE THING, STUPID!

>>564883338
WHAT? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
YOU SOME KIND OF JEW FOREIGNER?
HUH? WHERE ARE MY DENTURES!??!

>>564883421
EVERYBODY DOWN!!!!!!
INCOMING CHARLIE RAID!!!
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>>564883601
NICE TRY SPOOK. YOU'LL NEVER BRAINWASH THIS WARMBLOODED AMERICAN
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>>564883737
ARE THOSE MY GOD DAMNED DENTURES?

WAIT, IS THAT A HAT OR MY TEETH? I CAN'T TELL FROM HERE.

>>564883747
TURTLE? I HAD A TURTLE. HIS NAME WAS MARTIN.

WHERE'S THE DAMNED NURSE?

I NEED A BATH. I THINK I SHIT MYSELF.
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>>564883817
WHATS A WHO-FOREIGNER? IS IT A NEW BAND?
>>564883897
WERE NOT IN WW2 ANYMORE! JACOB IS DEAD!
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THE NURSE JERKS ME OFF BECAUSE I LOST BOTH OF MY ARMS IN WWII
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VERDAMMTE JÜDEN!!!
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>>564883964
WHAT? YOU HIT YOUR SHELF?

"MARTHA BRING THE HAMMER AND NAILS"
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>>564884091
SIEG HAIL! DER JUDEN ES TOT!
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GODDAMN, COCKBREATH COMMIE MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER BRING MY MY APPLESAUCE!
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>>564884091
NOW THE KRAUTS ARE TEAMING UP WITH THE SPOOKS. WELL IM NOT RUNNING YA DAMN PIGS. ILL TAKE YA BOTH ON TEXAS STYLE.
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>>564884072
YEAH, I LIKE THOSE COLORED FELLAS THAT DANCE AROUND, BUT KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY GRANDDAUGHTERS
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>>564882579
THAT'S A REAL MEXICO NIGGER RIGHT THERE!
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IF WE WERE MEANT TO FLY, WE'D HAVE PROPELLER ON OUR HEAD AND JET ENGINES ON OUR BACK.

WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS SCREAMING LIKE AN IDIOT IN MY HOUSE?

WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS AREN'T PICKING THOSE CORN?
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>>564881625
I'Mean HUNGRY!!! WIPE MY ASS!!!
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GODDAMMIT THE DAMN CHINESE ARE HOLDING THE DOOR CLOSED, I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!
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>>564884305
GODDAMMIT I MEANT BRING ME MY APPLESAUCE! THIS PLACE IS RIDICULOUS
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>>564883772
MEDIC!!!! WE NEED A MEDIC!!! NICK GET YOUR ASS HERE AND TEND TO HIM YOU FUCKING MAGGOT HURRY BEFORE THE DAMN YELLOWS GET HERE
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WHAT?

THERE'S A NIGGER IN THE OVAL OFFICE!?

HAVEN'T WE GIVEN THOSE GRAPE-SODA SURFERS ENOUGH RIGHTS?!

NOW WE GOT TO MAKE THEM PRESIDENTS?!

I DIDN'T FIGHT IN WWII SO THAT A NIGGER COULD NIG HIS WAY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!
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>>564884232
NEIN NEIN SCHEISS PROPOGANDA
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>>564884305
WHAT? PALPABLE MOSS? WE AIN'T NO HIPPIE ASSHOLES!
>>564884352
NICK, WE WERE IN THE PATROLS TOGETHER, GET THE NURSE, HE THINKS HE'S AN ALLY!
>>564884504
DAMN IT CARL, I KNEW TAKING YOU TO RENO WAS A BAD IDEA!
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MARGERETTE DIED

DON'T GO IN ROOM 401
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>>564883338
T. J. HOOKER IS DEAD? HE WAS YOUNGER THAN ME FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD! A DAMN SHAME IF YOU ASK ME.
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>>564884091
LANG LEBE UNSER RUHMVOLLER FUHRER!!!!
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>>564884602
YOURE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST. YOU CAUSE A DISTRACTION AND ILL SNEAK UP BEHIND THE KRAUT FOR A NECK SNAP.
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BINGO!!!!
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>>564885031
WELL SHIT!
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>>564884430
HUH? TEXAS PULLED THE TRIGGER?
WHAT?

>>564884440
CALM DOWN, ROBERT! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK, YOU FAT FUCK!

>>564884442
WHAT? MEW THE GRASS?
MEXICANS DO THAT, GOD DAMNIT!!

>>564884449
WHAT ABOUT THE BROOM?
WHERE'S THE DAMNED NURSE WITH MY COFFEE, GOD DAMNIT?!?!?

>>564884547
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT NOW?
THERE AREN'T ANY MEXICANS IN THE ARMY, ARE YOU CRAZY?

HEUTE DEUTSCHLAND, MORGEN DIE WELT!!!!
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>>564884547
THE PRESIDENT IS A NIGGER? WHERE'S THE KKK WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

WHY ISNT THE REMOTE WORKING?

DAMN IT, I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS. NURSE!!! WHERE'S MY FUCKING WIFE. SHE NEEDS TO CLEAN THAT SHIT.
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>>564884608
WHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT SPAGHETTI IN THE MORNING??
YOU DAFT OR SOMETHING?
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>>564885031
WHO IS RINGO?
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>>564885031
EVERYBODY DOWN!!!!! IT'S THE JAPS!!!!!
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>>564885153
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GODDAM PECKER WOOD HALLWAY ARTHUR, IF YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING USEFUL OTHER THAN WIPING YOUR ASS GET THE GODDAM GOOK SONOFABITCH HOLDING THE DOOR CLOSED YOU OLD BASTARD!
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>>564884812
MY AGENT ORANGE IS ACTIN UP, GO FOR IT NICK, ILL SLICE UP ANY GOOK PATROLS HE SET UP!
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i'm the one who killed the old bitch in the room next to mine. heh heh, they can't even hear me.

BRING ME MY PUDDING YOU BITCH NURSE
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I AM DOVAKIN FUS RO DA!!!
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>>564885031
I GOT YAHTZEE!!
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>>564885505
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO GO SWIMMING IN A POOL FULL OF NIGGERS?
AM I THE ONLY AMERICAN HERE?
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUNTRY?
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>>564885519
WHAT, BRING YOU A HERSE? C'MON LEE, YOU CAN SURVIVE A BIT LONGER
>>564885749
YOU KILLED MY COUSIN IN THE WAR!
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>>564885516
*SNEAKS UP ON THE NEAREST GERMAN*
AMERICA CHOP
*MISSES*
*HITS TABLE*
*SHITS SELF*
I'M HIT. TELL MY GRANDMA THAT SHE MADE SOME PRETTY GOOD SALAD DRESSING
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>>564885716
WE'RE PLAYING BINGO YOU CRAZY BITCH! GIMME YOUR CARDS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ANYWAY
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>>564885906
NO NICK!
*RIPS OUT IV*
IM COMIN WITH YA BUDDY!
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>>564885749
GOD .... DAMMIT ARTHUR YOU DEAF SONOFABITCH!

THE GOOKS ARE HOLDING THE DAMN DOOR CLOSED GIT ME OUTTA HERE AND WE'LL GIT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!
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>>564885942
THESE GOD DAMNED PILLS ARE MAKING MY DICK SQUIRT OUT BLOOD!!
SOMEONE CALL MY SON
WE NEED TO SUE THESE BROWN SKINNED NURSES!!
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>>564886029
THIS IS IT FOR ME SOLDIER. MAKE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD. BOX ME UP AND SHIP ME HOME. *SHITS SELF AGAIN*
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>>564886215
THAT GIRL ON THE EVENING NEWS IS HOT AS A BOX OF COALS I TELL YA!
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>>564886074
WE NEED TO GIVE CHARLIE THESE PILLS!
THEY'LL BE DEAD FROM PENIS BLOOD LOSS
THESE GOD DAMNED PILLS ARE MAKING MY PENIS SQUIRT BLOOD
CALL MY SON!!!
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>>564886215
NICK'S DOOOOWN!

WE GOT A MAN DOWN!

MAN THE ARTILLERY!

SOMEONE KILL THE GOOK HOLDING MY DOOR CLOSED GODDAMMIT!
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>>564886134
WHAT?! WHO THE HELL IS DICK? I DON'T KNOW A DICK, YOU MEAN THAT GUY? THAT'S MARTY! HE BEAT YOU AT CANASTA LAST NIGHT, REMEMBER?
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>>564886447
THAT'S IT!
PULL THE PLUG!
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE, GOD DAMNIT!!!

WAIT, IS THIS MY PILL? SOMEONE IS TRYING TO POISON ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

IT'S THOSE BLACK NURSES!
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>>564886447
... MY DICK IS WORKING AGAIN, IT'S A D-DAY MIRACLE!
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>>564886447
ARG MATIE I SHALL MAN THE HARPOON
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>>564886215
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN BRING A GUN TO A BINGO GAME. SEE YOU IN HELL.
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>>564886378
I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK YER TALKIN BOUT ARTHUR, WHERE'S THE GODDAMNED ROTARY?!
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>>564886623
>>564886697
>>564886714
THAT'S IT, SWEETY.

GRANDPA NEEDS YOU TO TRY OUT THIS PILL, AND SEE IF IT'LL MAKE YOUR DICK BLEED

EVERYONE! MEET MY GRANDSON, MARTY

CUT YOUR DAMNED HAIR BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL WITH THAT HIPPIE HAIR!
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>>564885565

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SUMMONING THE FUHRER?
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>>564886904
I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR SON IN PRIVATE, FOR REASONS!
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>>564886904
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE GODDAMMIT YOU COMMIE THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! AND I NEED ONE FOR MY ENSURE
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>>564886676
I'M BREAKIN DOWN THE WALLS!

THESE COMMIE BASTARDS WON'T GET ME ALIVE!

*WEAKLY PUNCHES THE WALL*

I SHATTERED MY WRIST, CALL THE MEDICS!
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>>564887041
YOU WANNA SEE MY PRIVATE? GOD DAMMIT JAMES, I DON'T SWING THAT WAY.
YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL FOR BEING GAY.
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>>564886908
MARSHA'S BEEN ASLEEP FOR 3 DAYS NOW, GOD DAMNIT!

>>564887041
HEY! WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY GRANDSON TO YOUR ROOM?

OH FUCK IT. WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

>>564887121
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT?
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THESE DAMN KIDS TODAY AND THEIR MINI COMPUTERS!!!!! WHAT??? CHRIST I CAN'T HEAR YOU LET ME TURN ON MY HEARING AID
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>>564886904
TELL ARTIE WE GOT A MAN DOWN AND A COMMIE GOOK BASTARD'S GOT ME LOCKED DOWN GODDAMIT!
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>564887369
WHAT THE FUCK IS COMPUTER??

>>564887770
MAKE ME.
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>>564887770
GODDAMIT MORTY FINKLESTEIN THE GOOKS WIL COME FOR YOUR SHECKELS IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL!

RUN MORTY!!!

THEY CAN SMELL THE JEWS A MILE AWAY!

*TRIPS OVER CHAIR*

THEY'RE USING ESPIONAGE TACTICS!
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>>564887340
NURSE!!! NURSE!!!!!! I NEED MY ENSURE FOR MY CONSTIPATION!!!!! NURSE!!!!!!
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I'LL PROBABLY DIE IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT!!!
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>>564887770

NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN TYRONE IN THE HOT TUB
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>>564887625
>>564887770
>>564887968
>>564888075
>>564888143
>>564888195
>>564888212

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!

YOU GOD DAMNED MEXICANS ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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IT'S HAPPENING
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DID SOMEONE SAY BIIIINGOO?
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>>564881625
dude im baked
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>>564884148
YOUR FAMILY HAS WEALTH? MAYBE I CAN GET A HOME IN FLAR-IDA.
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>>564888293
IT'S BEEN HAPPENING YOU CYNICAL OLD BASTARD, KILL THE GOOK HOLDING MY DOOR CLOSED!
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>>564888396
WHA? BINGO? BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE BINGO, WE JUST HAD A BUNCH OF ROCKS THAT WE WOULD LINE UP, AND WE LIKED IT!!!
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>>564888396
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT RINGO AGAIN?
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>>564888521
STOP LISTENING TO ROCK!!! I CANT STAND THOSE BULLSHIT NIGGER SONG THAT YOUR PLAYING!!!
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MY DOOR WAS LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE! IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB ALL ALONG!

GIT THE NURSES I NEED TO GET A GOOD WHIFF OF SOME PUSSY!
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>>564888529
MY SON SAID IT'S A TYPE OF BEETLE
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>>564888292
DAMMIT JORGE. STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR. I DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE MEXICAN FOOD, JUST STOP SHITTING ON MY BEDROOM.

I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT.
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>HURRY UP AND PUT THE BATTERY IN MY EXOSUIT WILL YOU?
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.
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I NEED TO TAKE MY GODDAMN MEDICINE
WHERES MY WATER
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>>564889209

WHAT IS WRONG WITH KYLE'S NEEDLE?
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE CUNTS FAGGETS
STOP POSTING cp AND OTHER SHIT ON THIS BOARD...DOZES OFF...
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>>564888492
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>>564888512
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>>564889540
I SHOT MYSELF AND BLEW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED?

YOU GOD DAMNED MEXICANS!!!!!

THAT'S IT!!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!!
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>>564889965
OH SHIT WE'RE OUT OF BEER? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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>>564889540

I DON'T NEED YOUR FAKE ASPIRIN
AND YES IT DOES MATTER
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>>564889965
GOD DAMMIT ARTHUR, EVERY DAY YOU "KILL YOURSELF," WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE FIRING BLANKS YOU PUSSY!

THE NURSES WERE LAUGHING ABOUT IT!
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>>564890083
>>564890167
>>564890184
LOOK EVERYONE!

IT'S MY GRANDSON, TOMMY!!!

COME SIT ON MY LAP, BOY. I'VE MISSED YOU.
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!
ARBEIT MACHT FREI!
SIEG HEIL!
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>>564890462
JASON CALM DOWN, YOU NEED TO STOP GOING ON THE FORTUNE WEBSITE
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Hello?
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>>564890184
WE'RE ALL FIRING BLANKS FRANK. ALL OF OUR SEMEN DRIED YEARS AGO!!!
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>>564881625
WHYS THERE SO MANY ZIPPERHEADS IN MY COUNTRY!!!
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>>564890409
LEMME GET A LOOK AT YOU SONNY!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SET A WRIST?!
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>>564890462
THE FUTURE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
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>>564890565
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, LITTLE SHIT!
YOU ARE NOT EVEN 80!
I TOP CAKED ALL OVER YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!
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>>564890610
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, GOD DAMNIT!

THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME FOR OLD PEOPLE, AND WE DON'T WANT NO GOD DAMNED YOUNG PEOPLE HERE UNLESS YOU'RE FAMILY VISITING!!!!

FUCK OFF, MEXICAN!!!!

>>564890724
SPAGHETTI? NO THANK YOU!

>>564890741
WHY ARE YOU CRYING, GOD DAMNIT?!
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>>564890409
WHY'D YOU BRING YOUR GRANDSON OVER HERE? ALL THEY DO IS SHIT AND PISS AND CRY ALL DAY.
*PISS IN PANTS*
DAMMIT NURSE!!! I TOLD YOU I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!
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>>564891125
Dad, calm down.
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>>564891260
GTFO, FAGET!
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>>564891260
GOD DAMNIT, I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER!!!!

NURSE!!! NURSE, THIS LITTLE NIGGER IS TRYING TO STEAL MY WALLET!!!

SOMEONE HELP ME!!! ELDERLY ABUSE!!!

ELDERLY ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>564890680
GOD ... DAMN SON OF A MONKEY'S TIT ON A THURSDAY!

I'VE BEEN WAKING UP WITH SAND IN MY PANTS FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS!

I FIGURED IT WAS THE ARABS COMING FOR MY GOLD ROLEX!
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>>564890409

I WONT HOOK A TROMBONE
THAT IS NOT A HOUSTON GRANNY
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PISSED LOU?

*flies off*
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>>564891260
THAT'S NOT YOUR DAD!! THATS YOUR UNCLE JEROME.
JEEZUS, I MIGHT BE OLD BUT YOU ARE BLIND.
AND THAT NEXT TO YOUR UNCLE IS A CHAIR.
NOW BRING ME THAT CHAIR!!!!
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>>564891563
11/10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_association_%28psychology%29
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>>564890829
IF YOU WANT A FIGHT HOOLIGAN, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. COME GET ME YA FAGGOT!
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>>564891795
GET OVER HERE, YOU LIBERAL! I WILL BITE YOUR EAR OF AND THEN DDOS YOUR MYSPACE PAGE!
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LOOK WHAT MY GOD DAMNED FAGGOT OF A SON IN LAW BOUGHT ME!!

FUCK YOU TERVON DARYLLS, I DON'T WANT YOUR CHIMP CHAIR!
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>>564881625

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS NEW MUSIC IT'S TOO INCREMENTAL. EZEKIEL DISAGREES, BUT PROBABLY BECAUSE HE MARRIED A NEGRESS.
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>>564891608
O-okay, s-sorry, sir.
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MY GLASSES!!!!!!!! MY GLASSES!!!!! I CAN'T TELL A SPIC FROM A NIGGER WITHOUT THEM!!!!!!!
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>>564891125
I WANT MY FUHRER BACK
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>>564892093
WHO LET THIS FAGGOT ON THE COMFOUNDED WHIZZY MAJOO AGAIN?!
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>>564881625
WHAT? SPEAK UP SONNY. BACK IN MY DAY THERE WERE NO KOREANS
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>>564892097
GIVE IT TO ME, SHITHEAD. WITH THAT BABE I WILL PIMP EVERY HAG IN THIS SHITHOLE.
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>>564881625
WHAT???
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>>564892621
I RAMMED THAT HORSESHIT SO FAR UP HIS ASSHOLE HE CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE DEVIL'S DICK!
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>>564891563
COME BACK, REBECCA!
I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU WITH MY RETIREMENT PENSION SO I CAN FINISH PAYING OFF MY CHOCOLATE STAIN!!!
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Hi, im a hipster and im gonna steal all your clothes cuz im kewl like that. All other hipster are gonna be so jealous of my style.
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>>564892463
ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?
YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY CLASSES TO LEARN HOW TO HANG A NIGGER ON A TREE!

>>564892529
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY CONGRESS WON'T SHUT DOWN THOSE MEXICAN JOBS!

>>564892570
>>564892621
>>564892719
>>564892876
TURN DOWN THAT DAMN RAPS MUSIC!!!!
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>>564881625
I'D COMMENT BUT THE GOD DAMN PUERTO RICKIES STOLE MY GOD DAMNED KEYBOARD ! WHERE ARE MY PANTS? WHO ARE YOU?
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>>564893236
EVERYBODY! I CAUGHT A FAGGOT!

LET'S GIVE HIM AN OLD TIMEY ASS WHOOPING!

*GRABS CANE*
*FALLS OVER*
*ROLLS AROUND*
*SWIPES AT LEGS*
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>>564893482
WHAT? YOU TURNED DOWN A SCHNAPPS GAME? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WILGERLY?
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>>564892238
GOOD SON, GOOD. YOURE A GOOD BOY.
>>564893530
>>564893482
>>564892876
HEY EVERYONE, MY GRANDSON IS HERE TO VISIT ME. I KNOW THAT HE'S A NIGGER BUT MY FAGGOT SON INSIST THAT HE WANTED TO MARRY A NIGRESS.
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SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHESHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSKNOWS
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>>564893584
>>564893719
>>564893835
>>564893530
I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN WE WOULD PLAY STICKY BUTT, AND RAM THE POLE, AND LICK THE GAYS

OH THOSE DAYS WERE SO MUCH FUN!

I REMEMBER PLAYING SPREAD LEGS, AND BOTTOM BITING, AND BOYS A PUCKER!
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SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWSSHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS!SHE KNOWS
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>>564894667
>>564894424
WE USED TO PLAY WONDERFUL GAMES, NOT LIKE THOSE TETRIS CRAP NOWADAYS

YEAH BOY, WE WOULD PLAY FORCE THE HORSE, AND BEAT UP NIGGERS, AND FETCH THE BONER

SUCH FUN DAYS PLAYING THINGS LIKE, HOLD DOWN RAPIES, AND FORCED BLOWJOB ON SISTER, AND KIDNAPPED CHILD RAPE MURDER
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NURSE!!! MY DIAPER IS FULL. ITS BEEN FULL FOR TWO DAYS.

WHAT?
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