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Yes! Holy shit yes! She's perfect.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Yes! Holy shit yes! She's perfect.
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duh
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>>564659671
Yes
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>>564659671
No need to even ask really.
More plz!
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>>564659671
>freckle overload

moa nao
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>>564659671
>Tiny nips

I'll pass.
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>>564659671
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SNAPNAME
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More!!!!!!
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>>564659920
still talking to her on tinder, might leak it tomorrow
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>>564659671
MOOAOAAOAOOAOAAAR!!!!!!!!!!
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>>564659671
Those nips are godsend
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>>564660014
NO N O W PPPPPLLLLSSS
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>>564659920
>>564660196
Fuck off m8
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>>564659671
Yaaaaay
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>>564660385
>what do
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>>564660385
Just do it. Wont matter once your inside her walls
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>>564660385
fuck her, if she questions it, tell her she hasn't got you hard enough yet.
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>>564660385
fucking smalldick retard
send your real dick you pussy
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>>564660479
>drive there
>drug her / tie her up
>????
>profit
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>>564660385
Been there done that. Just block her on everything.
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>>564660614
2 late m8
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>>564660548
Pretty much this, OP.
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>>564660536
>>564660548
I think whiteboy OP sent a nigger dick.

That's why the boy is freaking out.
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>>564660385

be kinky & blindofld her before you take your dick out, she wont realise size that much if she cant see it
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>>564660385
>>564660479

Go fuck her anyway.
The girl isn't going to notice. If she does, just say you took advantage of a good camera angle or some shit like that.

If you foreplay her up just right, she's really not going to care once the cock comes out
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Gibie DA Pussy !
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Fuck her brains out OP don't bitch out you fag doesn't matter once you get there make her wonder how good the dick is.
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>>564660687
ya blew it
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>>564660385
how ironic coming from an triple A cup-size, and you're worried about your average sized penis?
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>>564660746
This
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>>564659671
nipples are sooooooooooo small
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>>564660782
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>>564659671
her face is 10/10(even tho freckles)
rest is meh
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Rlly OP
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Op any more???
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>>564660881
Face... 5/10
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>>564660864
that isn't irony dumbass

it's hypocrisy
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>>564659918
bitches ass is perfect, wreck that shit OP, before she realizes you're a beta fag with a small dick.

also, ask for asshole pics, or sharpie.
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>>564660923
i can defiantly get a few more tomorrow (night time atm), chicks crazy. ill make a thread tomorrow
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>>564661054
She hasn't said shit yet, so its hypothetical hypocrisy.
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I don't think i've ever seen nips that small.. ever
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>>564659671
post the conversation
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>>564661313
sec
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>>564661525
Oh wuts this
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>>564659671
>>564660385
dem freckles and small boobs
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>>564661525
ask for pussy
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>>564659671
where is she from?
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>>564661698
this
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>>564661525
>>564659671
U dun goofed
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>>564661664
freckles = possible cancer
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>>564661698
this
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>>564660563
>>564661525

>poster above chair
>no poster above chair

OP stop being a faggot and give up actual sauce
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>>564661774
lives less, buy her less
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>>564659671
ask her to show that pussy

>>564661797
poster is above the bed, chair has no poster over it.
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>>564661525
what is this supposed to prove? It's just OP's picture with the bottom cropped off
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>>564659671
fuk yea bby girl!!! .. kik: jfailz 8''+ ;)
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>>564661698
no reply yet
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>>564660563
How do you get nudes on tinder. I've been talking to this girl on tinder for two days. How do you make it happen?
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>>564662130

What's her location, UK?

and Tinder username?

I will solve this problem for you
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>>564662169
Ask
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>>564662169
she likes big dick, done, sent something fake lol
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>>564662169
> 1. Stop being a Beta fuck
> 2. grow balls
> 3. ???????????
> 3. Profit¿
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>>564662130
good shit op, will patiently wait.
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>>564662286
wats her addy??
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where do i have to live to get bitches like that???
in Germany you just got ugly ones sending you nudes when you have luck...and 90% instant freak out if you mention nudes
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>>564662221
>UK is 2:30 PM now
>in bed

Stay in school.
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>>564662221
Lol this gave me a flashback. "Don't worry, ILL fix you, ILL do it!"
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>>564662231
Bitches get offended when you do that, right?
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>>564661425
post the fucking conversation, i wanna see her saying slutty things!
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>>564662351
we have problem.....she hasn't been active for 2hours after this
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>>564662286
so if i flash my dick around, can i get chicks?
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>>564662286
You just ask if she wants to see yours? And then she sends hers?
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>>564662514
Yes
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>>564662490
must be asleep bro.. im guessing she is in australia?
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>>564662432
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>>564662130
yarrr, I be in bed now, but I'll still send ye a picture of me pussy matey!
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>>564662447
lol
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>>564662490
She fell asleep
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Big dick in Brisbane here. I'll fuck her for you OP.
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>>564660385
inb4 you sent her a black dick
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>>564662375
>Germany
erkennt man schon an dem hässlichen bilderrahmen + einrichtung
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>>564662432
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>>564660385
braces/10

OP, if you don't fuck her, you are really going to let me down.
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>>564662802
You didn't send her a python did you
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>>564662735
yes
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>>564662896
Hope the fuck not.
OP has a chance and getting some golden pics/vids and laid.
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Woher kommt sie?
Ich fahr mim fahrad mir egal...:3
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>>564662802
GOD OP U FUCKIN GOOFED
What if you get caught out? THIS COULD OF BEEN FUCKING GOOD. fuck you are your baby dick nigger
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>>564662896
OP, show us what you sent
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>>564659671
you better hope shes actually 18... so many girls on Tinder lie
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>>564663000
trips, congratulations!

>also, post them faggot
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>>564660385
blame the picture being a good angle and also blame the cold
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>>564662951

Ausfag! Represent. Qld??
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>>564662951
hmm.. the hot water bottle makes me think down south somewhere... townsville /b/ro here btw.
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OP post dick
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>>564660385
You're a fucking pussy.
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How long is your dick, OP?
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>>564663117
if I had the nudes I would post them without hesitation, but it's a big transition going from flirting to nudes
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shit she's beautiful

perfect body and dem braces
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>>564659905
fuck you tiny nips are the best
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>>564660746
do it op and make pics
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>>564662859
willst mir sagen die alte da kommt aus Deutschland? xD
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get us some pussy pics!
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>>564662221

are you in every thread involving a vagina you desperate faggot?

"i i i i'll fix this problem t tell me her n name"
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>>564663307
Damn straight
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>>564663307
fuckin A anon. My girlfriend has nips just like that, her boobs are a tiny bit bigger though. Shit's so cash.
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>>564663281
i bet this dude is going to be a white knight and tell her everything.
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>>564663327
It's already been said that she's from Australia you german faggots
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>>564663281
This is why /b/ can't have anything nice.
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how much bigger was the dick you sent to yours?
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This girl is butt-ugly, and you faggots want him to fuck her? Throw your phone in the sea OP
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>>564662951
Where abouts in straya mate
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>>564663281
>>564663432
inb4 shitstorm and OP not getting laid
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>>564663432
i bet he doesnt actually have anything
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>>564663432

he doesn't know shit, he just cropped a pic from the screenshot and said the name that's on the top of the screenshot, wowoooo
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>>564663531
>Her in 5 years
Fuck OP get her while the gettings good
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>>564663443
Are u her dad?
If yes could you share Some pics dude
The fuck She's from germany i think
> deutscher hier
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I'll have to keep you all updated tomorrow since she's alseep
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>>564660385
This is the worst kind of sluts because she don't look like one.
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>>564663684
Vollidiot. Nicht mal lesen kannst Du.

>>564662951
This!
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>>564663732
YOU DIRTY FAGGOT I WAS WAITING ALL THIS TIME FOR YOU AND YOU DID THIS HOLY FUCK YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN HISTORY WASTING ALL MY TIME.
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>>564659671
Op, post the dick you sent her and the actual thing you'll be trying to bang her with. I want to know how fucked you are (or aren't) when she sees what you've got.
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Well if I'm lying, find these pictures
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>>564663638
It's some really bad trolling that for some reason some gullable fucks on /b/ are believing.
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>>564663879
this
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>>564663854
not op you fucking nigger
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>>564663839
Wieso sollte ich nicht lesen können wo steht das sie aus Australien kommt? Uk Canada was noch alles du fail
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>>564663879
yes this
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>>564663854
What do you want from me >>564663879
7inch sent an 11inch
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>>564663854
you are a retard
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>>564663970
kill yourself
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>>564660725
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>564664052
dude... 7 inches is big enough.

just go fuck her already.
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She probably isn't 18
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Cmon faggot dox her.
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>>564664163
nigger, >>564664052 is not the OP, pay attention to ID's. Jesus Dumbass Christ
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>>564664163
that isnt op
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>>564663970
OP hat es bestätigt und es wurde darüber gesprochen, dass sie im Bett liegt.
Welches Mädel geht um 15.30 in Deutschland pennen?
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>>564662445
If they do, then find another. She isnt your girlfriend.
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>>564664262
Sie kommt nicht aus Deutschland, es wurde gesagt sie kommt aus Australien ;)
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>>564664163
Nope, he knows that 7 inches is above average, 7 inches he would have sent to her.
I don't doubt that he sent her something close to 11 (stupid fucking move), but I suspect the poor SOB's bringing something way under spec
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>>564664332
Shes my internet girlfriend so shut the fuck up
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>>564664262
Kauf dirn Keks
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why is there so many newkids in thos thread
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>>564664541
calling us kids butt misspelling the word those
hahha
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>>564664163
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>>564664520
newfag detected
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So, how autistic would I have to be to not be able to get laid on tinder?
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why would she be from germany if theyre both writing with each other in english you dumbfucks
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OP show us the cock picture you cat fished her with
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>>564664774
U got to
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>>564663429
I have a Latina fiance with b cups and cute little nips. I love to nibble them,

>pic related
Pre pregnancy pic. Boobies are bigger now
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>>564664930
This is CP isn't it?
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>>564664657
...
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>>564665089
she's 28 you tard.
I'm 22.
Legal last time I checked
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>>564664421
Sag ich auch schon die ganze Zeit, nur scheint das ZQSHDcLB nicht zu checken
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Can you only use Tinder on mobile? Do you always need to login via facebook?
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>>564665402
yes FAGGOT
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>>564664657
gr8 b8 m8
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>>564665402
Just create a fakeacc on facebook.
Is this really that complicated?
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should I go on tinder even though I'm a virgin? Should I create a separate facebook for it to post pictures of my chest and abs?
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>>564665558
I will use my fake account, but I was wondering if there was a tinder specific account with an alternative option of logging in via facebook.
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Wtf is tinder
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>>564665576
>>564665680
just go away
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>>564665294
>>564664930
That ID.
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>>564660385
You have to go her anyways, don't be a pussy. For a girls a idck is a dick no matter what. Just don't let her to see your penis and go straight to the pussy. In her mind she is gonna be thinking that she has inside the penis of the pics.
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>>564660385

>you drive an hour to meet her
>the setting, a very dimly light hotel room
>she seductively dances over to you in the shadows
>space jam soundtrack is playing softly in the background
>lights flip on
>she is a he
>he is the owner of the dick picture that you originally sent
>noneedforalarm
>slowly takes off his braces and freckles
>blindfolds you
>creeps up from behind
>gently inserts the product
>instant concern
>it's not nearly as big as the picture you sent
>this dick is smaller and misshapen
>this dick is yours
>your whole life has been a lie
>tfw
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>Wtf is tinder
FAGGOT
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>>564665307
> still belife lives in germany.
:3 lulz
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>>564665680
tin·der
?tind?r/
noun
noun: tinder; plural noun: tinders

dry, flammable material, such as wood or paper, used for lighting a fire.
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>>564665730
Oh im sorry for asking a fucking question
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>>564660563

Anyone wondering why the HUGE douchebag on the bed?
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>>564666108

hot water bottle and a laptop...


?
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>>564666108
Are you retarded
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>>564665823
> belife
Holy shit...
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>>564665809
>this dick is yours
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>>564665294
>he is going to marry a 28 year old latina

top kek, run away while you still can dumbass
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>IMG_5540
>IMG_5534
>IMG_5543
>IMG_5542

Looks like you owe us some pictures OP.
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>>564659671
MFW trying to find her nipples
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I bet that "chick has an even bigger dick"
the dude knows it and when op goes to his house gonna get jumped n buttfucked like a fag
then he will be a fag
thus another fag op
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>>564659671
op pls.. more pics nudes or no nudes I don't really give a fuck at this point.
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moar ass op
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>>564659671
shame she wasn't younger, she could have been rescued.
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>>564666538
already pregnant with my son, its already too late.
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>>564659671
> face 9/10
> body 3/10
10/10 would do blowjob nothing more
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Where da pussy at OP
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>>564667019
bullshit, you'd chew the tires off a laundry truck just for a chance to sniff those panties
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>>564666585
or she took lots of shit ones and only send the good ones.
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>>564667149
What's a laundry truck?
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You should hit that shit now op, 9/10 face, 7/10 body! Gotta love those tiny girls!
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>>564667236
except iphones don't work like that. if you send a file called faggot.jpg and someone on their iPhone saves it, it'll save as IMG_XXX.jpg
source
>im Steve jobs uncle
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>>564665809
muh sides
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>>564667149
as long as i dont have to see those ugly tits i'd do everything
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>>564667492

>implying OP must be using an iShit and that other cameras don't actually label their pictures IMG_XXXX.jpg
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>>564662130
bump!
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>>564666992
it's never too late anon!
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Please god please post more
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>>564667825
but he is using an iPhone.. screenshot filename. android uses a timestamp instead.
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>mfw he sent a dick pic that's not his
>yfw she's sending nudes that's not her
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To catch a predator: Tinder edition.

Except here they beat you then blackmail you.
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>>564668401
Upvote for you, good sir!
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>>564662951
>Perth represent, where the fuck are you/her?
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>>564668569
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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>>564660385
she's so hot. I don't think I would ever date an 18 since I'm 20 but if I would, I would go for someone who looks like her. Definitely my type.
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>>564668569
>>564668809
faggots
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>>564668809
Edit: Downvotes??! Really?!?
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>>564668827
> I don't ever think I'd date an 18 since I'm 20

Lol wut?
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>>564665809
topkek
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>>564668959
(Deleted)
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>>564661774

>pictures on the internet
>worrying about possible cancer in bitches you'll never meet.

fucking neckbeards everywhere
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>>564659671
go there, don't tkae pants off til u atleast fingered her oor ate her out, worst case scenario she kicks you out and you got to finger her, feel her up and eat her out for free, best case scenario she is so horny she says fk it and sleeps with u anyways
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>>564668678
She looks like a mandurah ho to me. 6016 reporting in.
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>>564669075
Why do I have you tagged as "a girl, btw ;)"???
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>>564665809

wut
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>>564668827
>I don't think I would ever date an 18 since I'm 20
what the fuck difference does 2 years make? they're basically the same when they're 20 as they are at 16
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>>564665809
3spoopy
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>>564669421

>they're basically the same when they're 20 as they are at 16

right. from half-way through highschool through 2 years of alleged adulthood, they're the same.

bitches may look similar, but everyone changes A LOT between 16 and 20. if you don't think so, you probably haven't made it out of high school yet.
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>>564668827

yeah i know what you mean

i'm 32 and my girlfriend is 16. when he hits 18 idk what i'm going to do. the thought makes me nauseous.
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>>564669807
>i'm 32 and my
>girlfriend is 16.
>when he hits 18
gayfag detected
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>>564669807
based pedobro
what an oldfag
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>>564662793
kek
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>>564669807
Im 36 and my g/f is 1. I don't know what I will do when she turns 2. She will be all old and shit.
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>>564669756
im the same age as you mate, the only difference is the 20 year olds have slightly less stupid shit to talk about in conversation. also where i come from, we graduate highschool at 16/17, and drink at 18.
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I'm only twelve, what is this?!
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>>564663281
He just cropped that from OPs pic and saw the name too. 2/10 made me reply
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>>564670390
I'm only what is this?!, twelve
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>>564670264
Dude, she'll get like twice as old... Run like hell.
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>>564670339

never said my age. but perhaps in other countries... where you're not coddled until you turn 18, girls grow up mentally a bit better?

>>564670556

lol...
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>>564662793
10/10 ayy lmao
you got all of me topkeks sir
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>>564670468
I'm only this, what is twelve?
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>>564670669
true, i thought you were the dude i replied to, so thats my bad, but still my point stands
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>>564663789
>the worst

That's a strange way to spell "the best"
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OP better knock her the fuck up and marry her.
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someone make vola
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here's the solution, OP...

give us her info... let me talk to her... I'll send her a real pic of my dick then fuck her MYSELF and send you the pictures.
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>>564671276
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>mfw I know her
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Bitch, barely has a body. I'll pass.
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>>564671571
A new challenger appears.
>carry on
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>>564659671
Those are pimples not nipples. Shit's gross.
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>>564671673
No, you don't
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>>564659671
http://Ana18.sweetbonbon.com

Online now,it's free!
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>>564671002
twelve is what! I'm this only
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>>564671914
IM HAVE A TROJIN NOW!
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>>564671765

That lauren girl yes! She's a huge slut and sends nudes to people
>>
>>564671759
i've got ass pimples bigger than those nipples
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>>564672178
Post some
>>
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>>564666108
That's for menstrual cramps. You fill it with hot water and put on in a sleeve and rest it on your ladybits. This girl is probably bleeding when the pic was taken... Im sure that will either ruin your boner or turn some of you on even more
>>
>>564672157
u just went full retard
>>
Yes guys, I'm very fucken new. Actually this is the first time I've posted something. I managed an image before but I'm still trying to get image AND text in the same post. Nevertheless, I have many pics of my ex girlfriends mum (see previous pic). Rate her shall we?
>>
>>564665809
story of life
life is small dick
>>
>>564672383
That OR she gets very cold in bed.
>saved.bmp
>>
>>564672602
how the hell did you get pics of that?
>>
>>564670264
Im 72 and my g/f is 1/2. I don't know what I will do when she turns 1. She will be all old and shit.
>>
>>564672602
Post it!
>>
>>564672958
I'm 100 and the mother of my gf is being impregnated right now. I don't know what I will do when the gf gets born. She will be all old and shit.
>>
>>564672383
It's winter in aus
>>
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>>564659671
>>564659671
>>564659671
Strange i found this picture on another thread. >>564665117
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>>564673679
>>564668401
called it
>>
>>564673679
Yeah, an hour later, dumbass
>>
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>>564672958

>1/2
>not just expressing age with months

ishiggidy
>>
>>564662854
not if shes in sydney, shotgun
>>
>>564673679
faggot
>>
>>564673679
lrn2readtimestamps

OP posted that pic before that one was posted. About 50 minutes.
>>
>>564673679
Do you even time
>>
>>564673880
you're really having a hard time, arent you
>>
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Who wants moar...
>>
>>564673998
continue...
>>
>>564673998
Nobody, she's ugly
>>
>>564673998
yeah /b/ro, nice
>>
>>564673998
more interested in how you got your exs mom to snap nudes
>>
>>564673998
Give us her Snapchat, we will get more, i dont even have to send a fake dick, already have a huge dick
>>
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>>564660385
>Braces
Nah i'll pass.
>>
>>564673998
Writing looks fake. Snapchat doesn't use that font...
>>
>>564674392
it uses whatever font your phone does
>>
>>564662854
Na she is mine m8
>>
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Haha don't ask how unless you want a giant fucking story, suppose I could make it a green text haha
>>
>>564674567
do et
>>
>>564674567
as long as you're not a slow typer and it doesn't take 7 posts
>>
>>564674567
yep do it
>>
>>564674567

dem tell tale old arthritic smoker hands
>>
>>564659671
http://Ana18.sweetbonbon.com

Online now,it's free!
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>>564674567
Do it, also your ex-mother-in-law is hawt
>>
>>564674845
shit i didnt even see that, fuckin witch hands
>>
>>564660385
inb4 its a 55 year old man on the other end and op gets anal raped
>>
>>564662074
different angle
>>
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Look who's fb, I found
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>>564675220
not really. it's just edited a bit so that somebody could repost it on /b/
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>>564675525
qt
>>
>>564675525
lel, post it!
>>
>>564675525
Goddamn she is fucking gorgeous. Not even the level of "hot" but she's so pretty.
>>
>>564675552
>>564675220
>>564662074

>can't tell he shooped her body

are you guys that dense?
>>
>>564675525

>1 hour of desperately searching "lauren" in every major australian city later

life much?
>>
>>564675525
would marry today/10
>>
guys we've reached bump limit
>>
>>564675734
kek
>>
>>564675525
link it faggot
>>
In year 10 (2010)
Date goth bitch
Fight with parents
Want to run away
Her parents accept me
They all love me
Living with family for 6 months
The mum never once tries anything
Play xbox (burnout paradise) till like 2am with the mum all the time and watch movies
Mum was sorta goth too
Liked those leather boots and spiky rings and crap
The mum never acted strange once, she was married. Husband is dick

Break up with goth girl Dana
Months later the mum says she misses me
"Miss you too whatever"
Start talking about going to gym
She says she works out too
Sends me photo of abs, nothing too bad
I send one back
(This was years ago)
Anyway things escalated over time to sexting and sending pictures.
Never met up or anything.
>>
New thread?
>>
>>564675734
I know her in person, this thread is kinda awkward, since family friends
>>
>Never met up or anything
Explain this >>564671571
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>>564675912
shitty. id have fucked her half to death
>>
One day I get drunk with work mates after work. Telling the bros about this slut and decide to text her and ask how she's been
She tells me she got implants
I say prove it
She sends photo
Holy fucking shit
Now I can't just text her like I need to fuck this bitch.
Am sorta drunk, mate insists he drives me home and I call her
She drives over, tells husband and daughter (my ex) that she's seeing me to catch up and see how I'm going

I get in her car so fucking awkward
Small talk for 2 mins then start hooking up
Trying to drive around for a quiet place to fuck in her impossible Suzuki swift
Still sorta day time
Eventually kinda gets dark
Takes me an hour to finish. Pretty loose because she's had three kids and I was so sweaty and it was awkward in the back of a small car
>>
>>564676096
>>564676182
Oh you should've stated the you were going to continue...
>>
>>564675979

>look who's fb, I found
>I know her in person
>I found
>I know
>>
Hey. Go here.
>>564676253
>>
Anyway, after that we are kinda fuck buddies whenever I'm single.
However atm I am happily in a relationship with a gorgeous girl, would never cheat. I'm just new to this site and I knew you guys would love to hear about this. Plus I'm in a relationship so you might as well have this old milfs nudes. She is 52.

I will post photo from before implants (wasn't fucking her) and then continue to post more of current body (had to fuck as soon as I saw the implants)

Sorry this took so long as I said, first night of posting on /b/
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>>564676387
Do it! But go here: >>564676253
>>
>>564676387
no worries. this rocks. and if you post nudes from before implants story is even more realistic
>>
>>564676387
post them in the new thread
>>
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Before implants
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>>564659671
she looks cold.
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>>564676586
You didn't fuck that because she lacked implants?

You must be 9/10, fucking dumb or both.
>>
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How do I get to the new thread?

Another before implants shot
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>>564676874
keep posting here
>>
>>564676793

you'd like to fuck that skeleton?
>>
>>564676874
click on this >>564676253
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>>564676957
skeleton? man I like women with curves more than most guys, but a fit milf is a thing of beauty
>>
>>564676934

>thread will die in a matter of minutes
>keep posting here.

dumbass.

>>564676874

click on the fucking link anon provided above.
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