Your b8 is as obvious as your ID is epic.
Thank you Based Guuk. God is good.
That is interesting OP, but the real mystery is...who was guuk?
Guuk, I am your father.
It's called statistics... Using specific gravity. And Atoms are made of sand..
So are boobies.
i may not know who drek guuk is
but i know my lord spiderman
Haha one time I was on a family vacation, and I was walking on the beach with my hippy, vegan, classic college liberal girl epic meme sister. I told her what's in the OP just to see what she said and she goes "Oh yeah, I heard that somewhere."
I cracked up because I thought she was kidding. She was not kidding.
>mommy isn't home
>put her stockings on, start masturbating furiously in one of her dirty bras
>hear her car parking in the hallway
>she burst in, come upstairs
>"Hey honey !"
My mind is definitely blown. I just blew all fuses after all. How fucking stupid are those religious cunts anyway? Send every religious person into a furnace, maybe then we can stamp out their stupidity.
1 grain of sand is a particle of sand, and the particles that make up atoms are protons and neutrons and electrons. sooo, sand makes up atoms.
also there is more sand then.
>Be me a 14yo anon
>second day of Highschool
>first day Teacher assigned us homework
>Next day pop quiz because teacher is a bitch
>hands out packets
>most questions are easy because I already knew them
>Q.1. What are these cell parts?
>Q.2. what environment do bacteria live in?
>Q.3. What are lipids?
>Im going to ace this easy shit
>bombing through questions
>finally at last page
>Last question: Who/Guuk
>stare at paper for 20 minutes
>pass in paper without answering
>teacher calls me up to her desk
>"Anon i'm worried about your biology skill"
>"You seemed to understand most of the questions, but you didn't answer the easiest one... was this a mistake?"
>Stare at teacher
>I-i-Im sorry Ms.Anon I dont know...
>Mfw when she fails me
>mfw I fail biology
>mfw I fail 9th Grade
>Mfw Who/Guuk is based
similar story to this
>be me 14yrs old
>8th grade science
>random test on chemistry
>had been coming to this site regularly this was back in 04
>had read anarchist cookbook
>regularly visited textfiles
>bomb the test
>answear bonus question correctly
>teacher calls me up
>anon im conserned about you
>out of all the questions you only answeard the one that would make a dangerous chemical correctly
keep in mind they allready had told my mom they thought i would be the next unibomber
>tell teacher maybe i will make it and bring it in for show and tell
>one week suspention
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Guuk so much, I owned all the atoms and sand
>I pray to Guuk every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Guuk is love", I say, "Guuk is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Guuk
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>I am so happy
>he whispers into my ear, "This is my thread"
>He grabs me with his powerful Guuky hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my ass cheeks for Guuk
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Guuk
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Guuk
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Guuk looks him deep in the eyes and says, "ayy Who/Guuk"
>Guuk leaves through my window
Guuk is love, Guuk is life
Holy Fucking Guuk it happened again
Still fitting for the thread though
And on the 7th day, the LORD created Guuk, but he saw that Guuk was lonely, and so he created him a woman Moot. Now Moot and Guuk were in the beautiful garden of the internet. The LORD spoketh and told them that they may eat from any thread on the board, but they mustn't eat the cheese pizza. Moot was twirling his hair when the bear came to him and spoketh such: "Y do U NO eat the pizza?"
Moot said that the LORD commandeths me so.
"OP is a faggot," said the bear. "Eat and you shall be as LORD."
Moot was convinced, so she grabbed the cheese pizza and start to gorge herself on the delicious cheese. Then Moot convinced Guuk to eat the pizza, and the LORD came down and banished them both.
Now Guuk and Moot left the blissful paradise, and they came to know each other intimately. They lay together and have many children, the oldest of which was /b/ and /notB/. /b/ was always jealous of his younger brother, and one day he took him out and killed him.