This blew my mind when I first saw it...

>>563990480
That id tho

but there are only 7 million people on the earth..

>>563990751
THAT id tho

>>563990480
who guuk?

I am guuk

>>563990480
WHO GUUK???

>>563990480
That ID tho

>>563990480
What the fuck?
What the fuck

epic thread

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>>563990480
>>563990480

Wuu? Guuk? Why is Asia in this thread?

>>563990480
God is love

That id tho

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>>563991140

It's because atoms are made of grains of sands, that's why there are more of the latter

>>563990480
Can I fuck you in the ass while your mother fingers the cat?

>>563990480

But how do we know sand is real if our eyes aren't real, Guuk?

>>563990751
If god isn't real then why did Jesus die for my sins?

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>>563990480
Your b8 is as obvious as your ID is epic.

>>563991469
> that ID too

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Thank you based Who Guuk

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>>563990480
>>563990480

Thank you Based Guuk. God is good.

gods lessons are so beautiful

ID thread

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>>563990480

fake and gay

>says more sand than atoms in the universe
what do you think sand is made of?

dumbass

>>563990480

who counted them?

how did they count them?

how could anyone confirm the math function used to simulate both values?

dont atoms make up sand's structure?

>>563992051
fuck you

>>563992051

hook, line, and sinker

>>563992051
Oh yeah. Wtf op, so fucking dumb. This is why tehy call you faggit

>>563992298
thanks mr skeletal

>>563992298
thanks mr skeltal

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>>563992051

>>563992298
thanks mr guuk

>>563992393
No probs bitch ass muh fuckah

Did you know there's more universes in a single atom than there is in the entire world yes?

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>>563990480
God is Guuk

>>563991373
'Kay

>>563992562
... Your fucked in the head mate.
> cap: nLONGj one

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>>563992562

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>>563990480
That is interesting OP, but the real mystery is...who was guuk?

go away poverty guuk

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Guuk, I am your father.

/guuk

>>563990480
Praise christ

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spiderman thread bitches

>>563990480
Counting the atoms in the sand grains?

>>563993343
Fuck off.
We Guuk now.

>>563993463
>says we guuk now
>doesnt know who guuk is

k.

>>563993574
Your guess is as good as mine.

if god is real and we are real, then are we god? if god is a physical entity then what is he made of. Who created god himself? If no-one why should universe

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>>563992143
It's called statistics... Using specific gravity. And Atoms are made of sand..

So are boobies.

>>563992393
>>563992450
Hivemind much

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i may not know who drek guuk is
but i know my lord spiderman

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Thank you based Who Guuk

>>563993574
You weren't even there newfag. Man I miss old b.

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>>563990480
We are guuk

>>563993668
Maybe that's who Guuk.

>>563993751
see
>>563992230

Haha one time I was on a family vacation, and I was walking on the beach with my hippy, vegan, classic college liberal girl epic meme sister. I told her what's in the OP just to see what she said and she goes "Oh yeah, I heard that somewhere."

I cracked up because I thought she was kidding. She was not kidding.

ayy guuk

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He Guuk?

My I'd is cooler
> get

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

I have to go.

I have blessed all of you in this thread with good fortune.

>>563994104
Thank mr guuk

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>>563993904

>Thank you based guuk

>>563992298
thanks mr skeltal

>>563994104
thank you based guuk

who guuk

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>>563994104
Thank you based Guuk.

>>563994104
thank yo based guuk

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>be me
>mommy isn't home
>hellyeah.jpg
>put her stockings on, start masturbating furiously in one of her dirty bras
>hear her car parking in the hallway
>shitshitshit.exe
>she burst in, come upstairs
>"Hey honey !"
>ayy guuk

>>563994265
thank you based guuk

>>563992298
thanks, i will give your knowege to the future generation.

>>563994265
Thank you guuk

>>563992298
thank mr skeltal

all hail guuk

>>563990480
Roll

>>563994265
but... BUT WHO GUUK?

oyy xonro

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

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The stray god of noisy blowjobs?

>>563995308
I though the noise was "glork".

>>563992051
Oyy xonro

>>563991621
>>563991626
>dat hivemind

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>>563990480
who/guuk tell us moar truths

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>>563992298
thank mr skeltal

>>563994104
Thanks based who/guuk

>>563995308
Who/Guuk
You have been visited by the god of noisy blowjobs
Good oral sex and loud orgasms will come to you but only if you post "Thank you lord guuk"
>make it real

>>563995681
You're not getting far enough into her throat if she's only making a 'glork' sound.

LE EPIC NEW MEME XDDDXDXDDDd

that's an ID

>>563992298

thank mr skeltal

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>>563996189
I beg to differ.

>>563990480

1 grain of sand = lots of fucking atoms.

Troll harder

>>563990480
My mind is definitely blown. I just blew all fuses after all. How fucking stupid are those religious cunts anyway? Send every religious person into a furnace, maybe then we can stamp out their stupidity.

>>563996806

Were you studying the grains of sand to atoms ratio this whole time and miss what happened here?

Fall to your knees and thank Based Guuk.

>>563996806
wrong. :)
1 grain of sand is a particle of sand, and the particles that make up atoms are protons and neutrons and electrons. sooo, sand makes up atoms.
also there is more sand then.
way more.

>>563996694
*glok *glok *glok *glok *glok
*glork *gukk *glork
*breaths heavily
*glork *glork *glork *glork *glork *glork

>>563994104
thank you based guuk

>>563997124
Basic chemistry. You're doing it wrong. Go back to school until you learned it

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>Be me a 14yo anon
>second day of Highschool
>in Biology
>first day Teacher assigned us homework
>Next day pop quiz because teacher is a bitch
>hands out packets
>most questions are easy because I already knew them
>Q.1. What are these cell parts?
>Q.2. what environment do bacteria live in?
>Q.3. What are lipids?
>Im going to ace this easy shit
>bombing through questions
>finally at last page
>Last question: Who/Guuk
>stare at paper for 20 minutes
>pass in paper without answering
>next day
>teacher calls me up to her desk
>"Anon i'm worried about your biology skill"
>Wtf.gif
>"You seemed to understand most of the questions, but you didn't answer the easiest one... was this a mistake?"
>Stare at teacher
>remember Who/Guuk
>I-i-Im sorry Ms.Anon I dont know...
>Mfw when she fails me
>mfw I fail biology
>mfw I fail 9th Grade
>Mfw Who/Guuk is based

>>563994104
thank you based guuk

>>563990480
not sure if trolling, or is just a fucking retard...

anyway you know sand is made of atoms right?

>>563997742
ebin

>>563992051
Sand is made of little tiny rocks

>>563997742
similar story to this
not who/guuk
>be me 14yrs old
>8th grade science
>random test on chemistry
>had been coming to this site regularly this was back in 04
>had read anarchist cookbook
>regularly visited textfiles
>bomb the test
>answear bonus question correctly
>teacher calls me up
>anon im conserned about you
>why.jpg
>out of all the questions you only answeard the one that would make a dangerous chemical correctly
keep in mind they allready had told my mom they thought i would be the next unibomber
>tell teacher maybe i will make it and bring it in for show and tell
>one week suspention
>mom laughs

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>>563994104

>>563999565
>lie

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Guuk so much, I owned all the atoms and sand
>I pray to Guuk every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Guuk is love", I say, "Guuk is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Guuk
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Guuk
>I am so happy
>he whispers into my ear, "This is my thread"
>He grabs me with his powerful Guuky hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Guuk
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Guuk
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Guuk
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Guuk looks him deep in the eyes and says, "ayy Who/Guuk"
>Guuk leaves through my window
Guuk is love, Guuk is life

My ID is the truth

>>563996987
Thank the based guuk

>>563999826

Who Guuk does not lie. Are you Guuk?

>>563999826
>my ID is the truth
>ID contains lie

>>563992298
thank mr skeltal

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>>563999826
well shit isn´t that a lie "lie/1zhf"

>>563999826
Intentionally done through the use of interweb magic, not a get, ironically is a lie and you are a lie

>>563994265
Thank you based guuk

>>563994104

Thank you based Guuk

thankyou base guuk

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>>563999826
Holy Fucking Guuk it happened again

>>563992162
Ur newfag

>>563992298
tnx b8sd sk3l3tal

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>>563999826
>>564001910
Oh.
Still fitting for the thread though

>>563994104
thank you based guuk

>>563990480

Each grain of sand is made of billions of molecules. OP is a faggot

>>563992298
thanks mr skeltal

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>>563990480
there are more dicks in OP`s ass than grains of sand in our planet.
OP is a faggot.

lol gay

>>563999270
too fucking edgy

>>563994104
Thank you based guuk

>>563994104
thank you based guuk

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And on the 7th day, the LORD created Guuk, but he saw that Guuk was lonely, and so he created him a woman Moot. Now Moot and Guuk were in the beautiful garden of the internet. The LORD spoketh and told them that they may eat from any thread on the board, but they mustn't eat the cheese pizza. Moot was twirling his hair when the bear came to him and spoketh such: "Y do U NO eat the pizza?"
Moot said that the LORD commandeths me so.
"OP is a faggot," said the bear. "Eat and you shall be as LORD."
Moot was convinced, so she grabbed the cheese pizza and start to gorge herself on the delicious cheese. Then Moot convinced Guuk to eat the pizza, and the LORD came down and banished them both.

Now Guuk and Moot left the blissful paradise, and they came to know each other intimately. They lay together and have many children, the oldest of which was /b/ and /notB/. /b/ was always jealous of his younger brother, and one day he took him out and killed him.

Hence sin.

>>563994265
Thank you based Guuk

>>563994104
Thank you based Guuk

Ty based Guuk

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>>563992051

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>>563993845

>>563994104
Based god i present my thanks to thee

sebi small dick?