EVERYBODY GET IN HERE.
WE NEED A NEW PROJECT OR OUR COMPANY IS GOING DOWN.
Why don't we buy a cabin in the woods so we can run around naked all the time?
Hey Boss? Didja Get that......certain....thing I sent ya?
Fucking hell Johnson, you know the kids won't buy stuff like that. good quality is always unpopular.
maybe do that after raping the market.
money is power and power is what we need to revert the shit the market has done over the past years.
boss, let's make a new shitty song for the commercial. that'll get it going.
No! We must stay the course. The consumers are eating up the new product line like good little goyim, not knowing they're being fed the same thing over and over! And the shekels keep coming in!
May I make a suggestion boss? I think Johnson (>>563853084) was on to something. If we all start posting our nipples we might make a new wave of profits. Think of all the publicity of a new trend! And with publicity comes profits!
Jesus Christ. What do you think this is man? A day spa?
The idea is there, but we'll never be able to market this to the public. It needs more JAZZ, more female.
HA HA~ Bossoms.
That's why I called you all in here! We need a new product, not a physiological business model. NEXT!
We all know the dirt market crashed when america was discovered, The sand market is blooming in the middle east now.
We're not activision Jim, For god sakes. We just don't have the time! NEXT!
Fluffy pets that curl up with you when you sleep? They've been done. Now when we exploit the stem cell department, we'll make clones.
Ha Ha~ Fleshlites.
who will run the company? might I suggest..
Sir, as an honorary Jew I believe we should remake anything that sold last year with new features. It will barely take any work, so we can lay off 3/4 of our staff and horde our profits
You're right... How about this, we make indie games, and sell them at AAA prices on Steam?
Just add pixellated graphics and some retarded mechanic with a touch of steampunk or old-timey.
why dont we increase advertising in pornography on the internet and tie in medicinal marijuana and call it "toke and poke" productions
>also, my picture for reference, boss
As the owner of this company, I am Batman.
Zack eyepatchington pls.
No, I'm batman
i suggest that we record ourselves fucking bitches and getting money.
income will sky rocket
That depends, looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
Of course! how could I produce more pinecones though? It all sounds good to me but there's not even snake lava in the kangaroo pouch so I don't understand how long we must wait.
>I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun....
>FINEST WEAPONS AND ARMOR.
Boss, can I suggest the BenQ W1070? I know it's for private use, but the reviews on Amazon are really good! Like, stellar! Plus, I heard Lucile talking about it-- saying good things-- and I know Lucile is a raging cunt, but technologically she has sound buying opinions.
Pic related: projector suggestion.
I can tell by your slang you must be from Australia. As you know America and Australia have been allies for years after we saved your asses in WW2. So howz about you cut us a deal on the back end, we take those pesky swords off your hands and we give you say three to four business days to crunch the numbers and we'll get back to you.
how about we invest in the meme market and create new memes for cash?
OH FUCK. OH SHIT. OH NO. YOU SAID PROJECT, NOT PROJECTOR.
HOW COULD I FUCK UP THIS BADLY. OH, FUCK. FUCK ME.
SULLIVAN WAS RIGHT, I'M NEVER GONNA GO ANYWHERE INT HIS COMPANY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Welcome to Warmaidens. I assure you, the name means nothing.
OKAY OKAY what if WHAT if...WE put....TABLES um ON OUR BACKS!
Sir, theres talk of a new computer game console coming out, it's called the Ouya.
Our sales division projects a massive sales margin, we could stand to invest heavily and make a tidy profit.
How about we design a program to compromise and irrevocably destroy 4chan? Moot has treated enough ex-mods like shit long enough that they'd be interested in seeing this cesspool eradicated. All 4chan has done is allowed shitskins, pinkos, and faggots get in contact with one another and plan more degeneracy to harm normal, white, heterosexual people. We destroy 4chan we save our company and the rest of the internet from homosexuality, Islam, and Communism.
Damnit George, we all know the jews don't buy things!
I don't even know what the hell you're trying to say.
It still wouldn't work, the jews are crafty like that.
Those damn jews.
I wish we COULD resurrect hitler just so we can finish them all off.
No offense Braunstien, but you'll be a necessary casualty.
I'll send your wife a fruit basket.
check out my gf sean penn
Well exuuuuuse me for thinking that hiding something of his in the basket would be a bad idea, most people like having something to remember about their loved ones.
Besides, his arm was near enough the only part that wasn't damaged, it's not my fault she ended up committing suicide.
I blame hormones.
OP, your boss here.
We shant go down under yet, we just need one brilliant idea to get back on top of the market.
I'VE GOT IT!
HERE IS A ROUGH SKETCH