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EVERYBODY GET IN HERE.
WE NEED A NEW PROJECT OR OUR COMPANY IS GOING DOWN.
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it's my nipple
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FIRE OP
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>>563852975
Sir! Why don't we focus more on producing new and useful products and services rather than raping the market and retarding its evolution?
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>>563853454
Go on ...
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We need more dirt
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>>563853454
This is good Johnson, we need to get more OC rolling out of the office.
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>>563852975
Why don't we buy a cabin in the woods so we can run around naked all the time?
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>>563853536
NO! We must produce Call of Duty: Advanced Black Ops.

Milk Little Timmy's mother's wallet...
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>>563853536
Now, I know this sounds crazy, but! Hear me out.

What if we DON'T try to sell more pillow pets?

I KNOW IT'S CRAZY! But what if it really works?
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>>563852975
lol u said going down
lol
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>>563854052
Who the fuck let the intern in here?
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>>563853806
Sounds like a promotion to me !
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>>563853959
You're fired.
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>>563854267
Give this man a raise
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>>563853959
Not gonna work
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Hey Boss? Didja Get that......certain....thing I sent ya?
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>>563853454
Fucking hell Johnson, you know the kids won't buy stuff like that. good quality is always unpopular.
maybe do that after raping the market.
money is power and power is what we need to revert the shit the market has done over the past years.


boss, let's make a new shitty song for the commercial. that'll get it going.
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>>563853454
>>563853959
No! We must stay the course. The consumers are eating up the new product line like good little goyim, not knowing they're being fed the same thing over and over! And the shekels keep coming in!
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... Did someone say weeaboo?
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>>563854987
I think I just heard somebody say weeaboo...
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>>563852975
SIR! I have an idea that all these kids would love sir!

We make a condom that smell like pot, tastes like cherry and gets you drunk!

Revenue will flow with the kids nowadays!
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we bring back the pet rock... with accessories
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Ahhh I remember this meme

Bless you OP
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>>563855173
Accessories, you say?

Hmm...
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>>563852975
May I make a suggestion boss? I think Johnson (>>563853084) was on to something. If we all start posting our nipples we might make a new wave of profits. Think of all the publicity of a new trend! And with publicity comes profits!
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>>563852975
Scratch and sniff buttplugs.
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>>563855382
what from last week? Good grief man try not to get stupid all over the chairs we might need to send them back if this branch closes down.
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>>563853084
Jesus Christ. What do you think this is man? A day spa?

The idea is there, but we'll never be able to market this to the public. It needs more JAZZ, more female.

HA HA~ Bossoms.

>>563853454
That's why I called you all in here! We need a new product, not a physiological business model. NEXT!

>>563853696
We all know the dirt market crashed when america was discovered, The sand market is blooming in the middle east now.

>>563853806
We're not activision Jim, For god sakes. We just don't have the time! NEXT!

>>563853959
Fluffy pets that curl up with you when you sleep? They've been done. Now when we exploit the stem cell department, we'll make clones.

Ha Ha~ Fleshlites.
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>>563855730
Fuck, forgot pic.
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>>563855382
We need old blood like you in this company to keep the young one's in check.
You're due for a promotion Carter, come to my office firs thing tomorrow morning.
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>>563841150

Look in the catalog guys
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>>563855083
WEE-A-BOO
WEE-A-BOO
WEE-A-BOO
WEE-A-BOO
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>>563855809
>elaborate post
>forgets fucking pic
You, sir, are fucking fired.
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>>563855132
Hey fuck you boss nigga shit is so crip make yo weewii go fried chicken on this dank kush
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>>563856162
who will run the company? might I suggest..
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>>563855809
Sir, as an honorary Jew I believe we should remake anything that sold last year with new features. It will barely take any work, so we can lay off 3/4 of our staff and horde our profits
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>>563856635
his side burns make my male-female parts salivate
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>>563855730
You're right... How about this, we make indie games, and sell them at AAA prices on Steam?

Just add pixellated graphics and some retarded mechanic with a touch of steampunk or old-timey.
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>>563852975
why dont we increase advertising in pornography on the internet and tie in medicinal marijuana and call it "toke and poke" productions
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>>563857697
Good, but we need something else... I think James had something he was working on earlier.

James?
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>>563857867
yes sir thank you, it's simple, we kill the batman.
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>>563858107
Not the Batman project, the porn one.

With that ten year old girl as the secretary?
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>>563859452
oh right, it's simple, we rape the secretary.
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>>563852975
The final solution!
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>>563852975
We need to kill Yugi Moto and take his Millennium Puzzle!
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>>563861347
>also, my picture for reference, boss
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>>563853084
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herro?
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MORE MAGNETS
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>>563861698
already suggested, they said it's fiscally irresponsible to kill the CEO and owner of our company or some dumb shit.
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>>563862462
BRUCE WAYNE IS FUCKING BATMAN?!?!
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>>563862640
WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING ZACH EYEPATCHINGTON.
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>>563862640
As the owner of this company, I am Batman.
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>>563862962
Zack eyepatchington pls.

>>563862990
No, I'm batman
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>>563862990
As the owner of this batman, I am the company.
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i suggest that we record ourselves fucking bitches and getting money.

income will sky rocket
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Opium, people are just nuts about it
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GUYS I HAVE AN INVENTORY OF STEEL LONGSWORDS, THIS IS GOOD NEWS WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THEM?????
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>>563863391
No let's save that for when we are selling real estate...
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>>563863548
it's simple, we plant them and wait.
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>>563863548
That depends, looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
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>>563855489
lold
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>>563863773
Of course! how could I produce more pinecones though? It all sounds good to me but there's not even snake lava in the kangaroo pouch so I don't understand how long we must wait.
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>>563863859
>I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun....

>FINEST WEAPONS AND ARMOR.
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>>563852975
Boss, can I suggest the BenQ W1070? I know it's for private use, but the reviews on Amazon are really good! Like, stellar! Plus, I heard Lucile talking about it-- saying good things-- and I know Lucile is a raging cunt, but technologically she has sound buying opinions.

Pic related: projector suggestion.
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>>563864009
I can tell by your slang you must be from Australia. As you know America and Australia have been allies for years after we saved your asses in WW2. So howz about you cut us a deal on the back end, we take those pesky swords off your hands and we give you say three to four business days to crunch the numbers and we'll get back to you.
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how about we invest in the meme market and create new memes for cash?
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>>563864574
OH FUCK. OH SHIT. OH NO. YOU SAID PROJECT, NOT PROJECTOR.

I'M RUINED.

HOW COULD I FUCK UP THIS BADLY. OH, FUCK. FUCK ME.

SULLIVAN WAS RIGHT, I'M NEVER GONNA GO ANYWHERE INT HIS COMPANY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Welcome to Warmaidens. I assure you, the name means nothing.
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sassy Shaniqua be up in heeya
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>>563852975
OKAY OKAY what if WHAT if...WE put....TABLES um ON OUR BACKS!
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>>563852975
Sir, theres talk of a new computer game console coming out, it's called the Ouya.

Our sales division projects a massive sales margin, we could stand to invest heavily and make a tidy profit.
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>>563864843
the meme bubble burst two summers ago back tables are our future
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it's simple we kill the captain crunch!
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I think raping the competition is just as important as personal improvement should tie them up in a pollution or child slavery incident
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>>563852975
How about we design a program to compromise and irrevocably destroy 4chan? Moot has treated enough ex-mods like shit long enough that they'd be interested in seeing this cesspool eradicated. All 4chan has done is allowed shitskins, pinkos, and faggots get in contact with one another and plan more degeneracy to harm normal, white, heterosexual people. We destroy 4chan we save our company and the rest of the internet from homosexuality, Islam, and Communism.
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>>563852975
ok here the plan, step 1: revive hitler
step 2: sell him to the jews
Step 3: profit
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>>563865528
Damnit George, we all know the jews don't buy things!
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>>563865528
Sir, I second this!
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>>563860598
i knew i shouldnt have gotten my daughter a job at this company
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>>563865742
But Fred, there are some porting companies that will buy then give to charity.
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>>563865742
They will if it hitler, we just have to give them an outrgeous asking price so they can haggle it down. we should still net a profit.
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>>563852975
What if we became OP's. But get this. We deliver too.
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>>563866273
A delivery system....hmm
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>>563866273
it'll never work, all that would do is make us raging faggots
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>>563865919
I don't even know what the hell you're trying to say.

>>563866132
It still wouldn't work, the jews are crafty like that.

Those damn jews.

I wish we COULD resurrect hitler just so we can finish them all off.

No offense Braunstien, but you'll be a necessary casualty.

I'll send your wife a fruit basket.
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If times are tough, boss, I can always sell my sister.

>some may call it junk, I call it treasure.
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>>563866616
fucking pic
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>>563852975

drag lebron reporting in
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>>563852975
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwlCzYzjYls
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>>563866892

lebron here

check out my gf sean penn
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>>563852975
BUY AND SELL WAFFLES ON THE STOCK MARKET
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>>563866597
come on jerry, we all know about the "fruit basket" you gave simmons wife after he threw himself out the 32nd floor window
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>>563867786
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it's simple we kill the snap, crackle and pop.
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>>563867786
Well exuuuuuse me for thinking that hiding something of his in the basket would be a bad idea, most people like having something to remember about their loved ones.

Besides, his arm was near enough the only part that wasn't damaged, it's not my fault she ended up committing suicide.

I blame hormones.
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Hello, I'm the new janitor. I was told there's donuts and hot chocolate?
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so, it's not simply killing anything?
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Welllll looks like the thread is dead sooooo, I'm just gonna start mopping up the blood and piss
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>>563870641
uh yeah also there's a dead 10 year old with about 14 sharpies in her pooper if you could just wash those off and redistribute them through out the desks kthanksbye.
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>>563871101
Oh boy! My first job
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>>563872804
Gentlemen.
OP, your boss here.
We shant go down under yet, we just need one brilliant idea to get back on top of the market.
But how...
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>>563871101
STACY NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563873131
MAYBE WE COULD RESSURECT MY DAUGHTER YOUR SONNOVABITCH!
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I'VE GOT IT!
DISPOSABLE TOASTERS!
HERE IS A ROUGH SKETCH
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>>563873131

>gather all nigers
>cyanide,
>profit
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>>563874201
WE'VE ALSO GOT DISPOSABLE LOLI
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>>563852975
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>>563873131
A mop that doesn't steal my hat when I'm not looking?
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>>563852975
Lunchbreak!
Whos up for tacos?
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>>563873918
by the way, where should I send the bill for dry cleaning? Little bitch threw up on my lap.
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