now paste a second while i pour some word-soup in your ear-pots. i'm fresh hits like you don't even know, and i can tell you want a hot helping of this man fondue. what we're going to diddly donky do is meet at a time and a place so i can get down on all fours and suck your clitdick like it's going out of style. now i'm talking like golfball through a garden hose, know what i'm laying? you're going to be walking completely normal for days after because my sexual performance is in every way sub-average.
i want to hold your hand and listen to your opinions and take you to applebees and let you order whatever you want so i can stick my willydong in your funholes and drink your bathwater
lemme slather your buttermuffins with my thighpaste and then i can write poems to your majesty all over your body with my big boy juices
>mfw faggot replies to himself.
hmmm faggots, looks a lot like nicole's ass no? OP IS A FAG
THIS is why ive been whitknighting this shit in the other thread,
it's not about the girl, its about the ultimate fucking cringe that OP inevitably causes
God, i want to put it out of its misery
Kyle pressed his eye against the hole in the wall, looking right into the girl's showers. the cheerleaders at his school had just finished with practice, and were rinsing off. His peephole was installed by an out-of-order showerhead, so no one would be likely to notice it. it was right where one of the knobs for the water control would have been, if the showerhead had been functional. So far, none of the cheerleaders had noticed him watching him, and he had done this four times before. He felt perverted and guilty the first time, but rationalized it that someone as skinny and effeminate as him would never have a chance to do anything more with the cheer squad, and he didn't feel so bad. Especially when Krystal, head cheerleader laughed at him because her boyfriend had pantsed him in the hall. Kyle hated her boyfriend. Typical jock. Resorted to all the typical jock insults and pranks on kyle. Kyle got angry thinking about it all, and his strokes became harder and more violent, as he watched the girls. He imagined being strong like Krystal's boyfriend mitch, and being able to rape the girls. He got so wrapped up in his fantasy as he watched them, that he must have made some kind of noise. It must have been loud, because they heard him over the sound of the showers, and squealed when they discovered his peep hole.
That's it guys. Everyone can leave now.
I'm acting weird because I have to get something of my chest....I've been molesting my little cousin for a while, I sorta half-raped her. I feel bad, but I had to...no normal girl wants my 3 inch dick.
Why do you want good things for this faggot?
He's a fucking tool who's such a pussy he needs you to "speak for him" so he can deny responsibility when he inevitably fails. He's a friendzoned pussy who can't talk to girls.
I almost feel bad for him
All her face pics are from the same fucked up angle which means she's ugly, and her ass looks like a man's. About her "sense of humor", she just goes along with whatever we tell her, which is most likely a lack of self-respect.
gj team get ready for the next round.
Stop being retarded. He's asked worse before.
2. 18, same as me.
3. she is, but only to me. She's a very sexual person but also a shy person, if you know how to push her buttons she's the biggest slut you could hope for.
4. England, like me.
Yes she's DTF. she lives a 5 hour train journey away though so I never met her in person. Was planning to but got a girlfriend and she got a boyfriend.
No I'm not in the friendzone.
Peak District in almost in the middle of the UK though you faggot. 5 hour train ride and you can be in America by then.
OP is a lying faggot. Just post her tits so we can leave
Hmm ill use my psychic powers and say she's in glossop.
Captcha - doeelys doge
I got nudes from her an hour after first talking to her. She's pretty easy Heaven. If you need to trade nudes with a hot girl, lurk Chatous and omegle and you usually have someone after an evening.
Nicole is great, hot, sexy and really chill. I'd definitely date her if I lived near her, but I don't, so nothings happening. Plus my current girlfriend is all that plus more.
Correct me if I'm wrong, I don't have an iPhone and I've got no idea if you're chatting in messaging app, or if it's on Facebook or whatever, but isn't there a timestamp above the new message if some time has passed between the last one and new one?
OP already lied that he deleted them. He also fled from the thread, I guess it became overwhelming for him.
The truth is, there is no girlfriend, there is no Nicole. This is not real, it's in OP's imagination. And yours.