ITT: this type of picture, only as a pirate. i'll start

>shivering me timbers with the lads

>>563446501
you're gay. just fyi.

>>563446986
takin a swig o me rum

>laughing at all the landlubbers with me first mate

>>563446501

>Avasting with me hearties

countin me plunder

>>563446501

>Swabbin the poop deck with me maties while hoistin' the jolly roger

>Arring the fuck outta gramps

>>563446501
Will try to make into a picture like that, give me a minute.

>when davey jones be calling your name

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>>563446501

>Plunderin' with me maties as we spot ol' Flying Dutchman yonder

>>563446501
Shaving balls with a rusty razor

>>563449673
that's awesome

>catchin scurvy on the high seas

>>563446501
killin' one crew member to keep the fear in the rest of em'

>markin' an X where your booty be

>Carousing in the tavern swilling grog with me maties

>>563449890
>catchin scurvy

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>>563449992

>>563446501
wtf r u on about m8?

>takin a wench to me bed

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>>563447754

>>563450783
thank you for these, saved

>when yer prisoners are made to walk the plank

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>>563451182

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>>563450389

>>563451948
>>563452607
absolutely wonderful

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>>563449982

>>563446501
Arrrr, OP is the gayest swashbuckler in all the Seven Seas.

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>>563453759
The "not a joke" version. I just wanted to have a butt in one of the pictures.

>>563454334
I like the first one more.

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>>563446501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uT1IrGiZPk

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>>563450003

>>563454567
Same here, lol

>>563454807
clover chan wearing an anchor. nailed it.

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>>563449893

I find these way more funny than I probably should.

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>>563449850

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>>563449692

Saving every goddamn one of these for when I need keks.

>>563456947
Any more ideas?

>>563458021
>Hoisting the sails

>>563458337
>defending your boat and your crew.
>Shooting navy scum
>Digging for booty.

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>>563458337
It's so hard finding suitable pictures sometimes...

>>563458021
>Landlubbers

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>>563459096

>>563458021
>When you steal their Jolly Roger

>>563459662
>When you find that perfect barrel of rum

I'm out of here. I hope you all enjoyed the pictures. There are many more good ideas here, but it's so hard to find pictures for them.

>>563459662
These are great.

>>563460296
You're a scholar and a saint. Stay delicious, my friend.

>>563460298
Thanks!

>>563460296
what site do you use to make them

>>563460428
I'm using Photoshop. Someone gives me a good idea, I find a suitable picture (the hardest part), open it in Photoshop, drop the saturation down by around -30 to -55. The writing is in Times New Roman with a "stroke" of around 2 set to it and the "JustPirateThings" is in a font called UCU Charles Script, sometimes with a drop shadow. (Download UCU Charles Script here: http://www.dafont.com/ucu-charles-script.font?text=justgirlythings&psize=s)

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>>563460389
Cheers!

>>563460870
would it help if we found you the picks?

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Get on my lvl.

>>563460870
Id do it myself but photoshop isnt on this computer

>>563460870
Thanks anon.

>>563461049
Hell yeah, if you want to give me pics for specific ideas that I haven't made into pictures yet, then that'd be great. It's hard to find a picture that's relevant, high quality, and large enough.

>>563461202
No problemo.

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>>563461250
Being the commodore of a fleet of fine seadogs

Sid miers pirates anyone

>>563449992
>>563450107
haha yes

>>563461172
use GIMP, duh

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>>563461534

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>>563449692
The Dutchman sails as its Captain commands-ah.

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>>563461250
Spotting the prettiest drink in the tavern

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>>563446501

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>>563460171

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>>563462505
These are making me smile and get all bubbly inside. Thanks based anon.

>>563462505
Im saving all of these
you made my night op

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>>563462163


>>563462815
>>563462820
I'm truly happy to hear that. I'm enjoying making these, lol.

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>>563462505
reclaiming the buried treasure

Anon, you're my god damned hero for making these. Thanks a bunch.

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>>563462993
If you want, I'd love to see something over >>563462815

I've got a folder of ships too, I'll dump my nice ones for you

>>563456364
>implying a true pirate ever shaves any part of his body

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>>563462993
Giving the men sport after a hard days work

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>>563463020

>>563463117
No problem! I'm glad everyone likes these.

>>563463236
Ya dont want the dirty East Indian Dogs tugging on ya beard and knifing your throat while your guard is down boy #dirtyfighting

>>563459662
suggestion: Defendin' yer ship and yer mateys/crew

Anyway, fucking great thread.
For once, OP is not a cock goblin.

This thread shivers my timbers.

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>>563463389
Gettin yer hands on enough bounty to retire and become a landlubber

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>>563463240

>>563463298
>Pillaging and raping with your best buds.

>>563462815
total war fag

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>>563463620

bostin in le ebin bread

>>563463843
>Being out in the rain.
>Those first steps back on land.

>>563464110
>Those first steps back on land.
Goes to this one.
>>563462815

>>563463218
When the memories come flooding in.

>>563463801
Pirates watched Baseball. I know this because The Hook.

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>>563463768

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>>563463987
Fightin fair be for the dead

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>Spending time with your first mate

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>>563464274

hearin' yer matey holler land ho after a long day of rouge winds

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>>563464469
>when the crew demands the wench be thrown overboard due to bad luck
Can someone reword this a bit better?

>>563464807
when yer crewsmen holler to dump the wench

>>563464807
Losing yer wench cuz the crew hates bad mojo
?

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>>563464598

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>>563464730
Settin' the village a' blaze with yer maties.

>>563465073
I'd think a better caption would be...
>Drinkin' with an old rival.

>>563446501
>making fun of land lubbers down at the docks

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>tobacco, herbs, and spices

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>>563464274

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>>563465207

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100+ replies.
wut
OC OP

>>563465746
Undercuttin yer crew fer extra coin

>>563465656
>The skull
>Fucking kek

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>>563465394

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>>563464802
can anyone do this one? i'm on mobile

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>A hearty seaman's laugh

Or something to that effect

>>563462015
AND ITS CAPTAIN IS TO SAIL IT AS COMMANDED!

>>563465746
>>563465842
laptops gona die before i can save

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>>563465842

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>>563466358
I have a feeling you'll see these again

>>563466434
Glorious. Thank ye matey

>>563466470
I hope so lad.

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>>563446501
>getting to know your.... seamen

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>>563466137
Assuming "rogue" not "rouge", if I'm wrong just correct me and I'll fix it up!

>>563466807
This, lads, is how ye get skurvy

>>563466925
You got it right. English not your first language?

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waltzing with a lusty Curaco wench

>justpiratethings

>>563466925
>>563467029
Idk I liked rough winds more

>>563466925
you got it, thanks lad

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>>563466953
>tfw english is second language and don't know any pirate speak
>tfw no face
but I have some old map wallpapers for you guys to use.

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>>563466807
Couldn't resist.

>>563467029
Haha it is my first language, I just don't know a single blessed thing about Pirates, so it could have been Pirate Slang I didn't know, or a reference that flew right over my head.

>>563467089
*Curacao

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>>563467140

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>>563467125

>>563467140
>writin to a fine barmaid from a drunken fortnight ago

>>563467451
Thank you based anon

>>563467445
Keep posting if I can make something up I will

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>>563467089

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>>563467831

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>>563467942

>>563449992
NO girl likes a shy guy

>>563467942
>Im not a pirate, and what is this?
>Just 12 year old things

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>>563468014

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>>563468080

>>563446501
Where's the gif from the porn pirate?
sry im on phone

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>>563467528

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>>563468181

>>563468371
Dat cthulhu tho

>Ye never know what be beneath these murky waters

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>>563468371
that is the last I have, which you guys might use.

>>563468621
Not with that titanic in the background

>Coming back from beyond the grave to defend yer cursed booty from archaeologists

>>563468804
Lel

Garr

>>563468804
Need a good pic for this one

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>>563468371
>>563468581
Changed it a bit, will post with your original idea as well.

>>563469225
Nah that's better actually.

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>>563468371
>>563468581
Original idea

>>563469360
Thanks anon. Many smiles were had. Good night

This thread needs to be archived.

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>>563468804
>>563469141
I definitely welcome better pictures for this, I just really wanted to make it, lol

>>563469729
You're welcome! Good night.

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>the wenches face when she sees your mighty rig

>>563470105
Didn't archive everything for some reason.

This shit made my night! Drinks on me, ye salty dogs!

>>563447539
10/10

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>>563465073
>buttpirate ahoy

>>563469360
>>563469225

should change to

>first line the same
>second line "in the briney deep"

>>563468739
incorrect number of stacks

>>563471526
just an fyi avast=stop.....
still 10?

>>563473043
#notliterallytitanic

I like this thread

>>563446501

YARRRRH!! WHO BE CREAKIN' ME DECKS, RAPSCALLIONS!!

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>>563472930
Done

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>>563449673
>>563450783
>>563451948
>>563452607
>>563453759
>>563454334
>>563454939
>>563455704
>>563456364
>>563456846
>>563459119
>>563459662
>>563460296
10/10 anon

>>563473243
>>563473129
>>563472930

The autism

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>>563473813
Thanks

>>563473867
The Game.

>>563473689
Solid

>>563474101

>hurr durr now he'll think I'm an oldfag

Ugh

>>563460870
Thanks.

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>>563474201
Didn't school already start kiddo?

>>563472930
>>563473129
>>563473243
>>563474101
>>563474198
>>563474320

Look at your posts and you tell me anon

You can tell exactly when you got into the thread, I can't even imagine how many " you must wait x seconds before posting again" messages you got

>>563473689
Maybe better as
Ye never know what be lurkin in the briney deep

I feel the word lurk needs to be incorporated.

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>>563474492

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>>563474461
And I can't even imagine how gaping your asshole is from all that dick you've taken over the last 10 minutes, kiddo.

>>563450783
epic

>>563474636
That right there is a masterpiece.

>>563474687
I don't know what's going on here, but you sound like a faggot.

>>563474636
Good fix, yo.

>>563474687

>addfunny.com
>kiddo

Alright

>>563474636

The only thing that doesn't seem to be lurking are the newfriends

This thread need some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

>>563474840
Have a good day at school, kiddo, don't forget to do your homework and eat your vegetables :)

Daddy might not love you, but i do

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>>563475010

>get mad
>spew ancient buzzwords

Alright, make sure you refresh my reply before you go!

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>>563475010

This thread is god

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>>563474903
Don't be a faggot, need some real pirate music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBHFE4AJKU0

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>>563446501
Singin' sea shanties with yer mateys.

>>563475829
Nice

... you're looking for.

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>>563475829
>>563475914
Thanks.

Fixed it a bit, here. Noticed the "justgirlythings" was right under the caption, and a bit smaller.

8, 10, 12

>>563446501
laughing as the bastards sink

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>>563476227
>>563446501

Chuckin' him in the long boat 'till he's sober.

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>>563476572

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>>563476942

''ship ohoy!''

>>563446501
i just gotta say.the guy making theese. thank you


just thank you, matey

you made me smile today

>>563477707
No problem!

>>563474687
you sounds like a great big faggot

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>>563470246
Waiting for this one with a proper pic. Brilliant.

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lurking, saving and shitting rainbows. amazing job, Gentledudes. FSM be with you.

>>563478865
Thanks!

Drinking rum til ye pass out

>when the wheel in me pants is driving me nuts

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>>563479043

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Jesus Christ, I've been in this thread for 5 hours.

>>563479732

Well, it's a good thread

>>563479732
Right there with ya /b/ro. But it's been a glorious ride

>>563479868
>>563479995
Hell yeah, I'm definitely happy to be here. I gotta laugh though, I've actually spent 5 hours making these things and lurking other great creations like >>563476827
What a great night, lol.

>>563479732
Oh god it's really been five hours.

What the hell am I doing with my life.

>>563480259
Having fun

>>563480407
My thoughts exactly.

>>563446501
Well at least we can now expect all other sites bloating up with #justpiratethings and laught at them for being faggots.

Stumbled upon this gem while lurking

Great job guys and OP

Saved that shit for future shitposting
Thanks everyone!