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Just found this baby bunny, 42 decides what do no sick shit

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Just found this baby bunny, 42 decides what do
no sick shit
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Sharpie in the pooper
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lick it
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>>563388210
Bunny in pooper
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>>563388210

Put him back outside, that's pretty obvious.
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>>563388210

Timestamp you cunt.
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>>563388210
Name it Flopsy.
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Release it back into the wild.
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Tickle his anus with your tongue until he poops in your mouth
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>>563388210

Feed him a carrot and pet him
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post pic with dick on it m8
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>>563388210
Kiss it on the forehead and let it back outside.
You sick fucks.
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I say you should be nice to it.
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adopt it and care for it
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>>563388868

roll for this
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Keep him, call him buggs bunny and love him forever.
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Save his poops in a jar in the freezer for a year, then slingshot them at people.
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>>563388603
get
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>>563389116
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>>563388989
>>563388868
Rolling for both of these.
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Haning it upside down and drown it
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>>563388210
Release it OP
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>>563388603
LeL
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>>563388868

rolling
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>>563388779
already named it cotton, sorry for the upside down pics

timestamp
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>>563389083
Rerrolling
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>>563388603
GETT
>captcha: Stevenson sbegard
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>>563389212
Rolling for these but... Also rolling for this >>563388914 XD
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>>563388868

roll
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sick shit
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Post a pic of it's dick
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Dont feed it carrots that could kill it.
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>>563388936
This
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take it to a wildlife rehabber asap.
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>>563389083
rerolling
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>>563389642
Winrar
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>>563389642
do it OP.
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>>563388868

rolling for this
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>>563389642
Winrar
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>>563388868
Rolling for this as well.
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>>563389652
And is that a wild bunny? If it is let it go.
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42 get

also, lick the bunnies face from snout to top of head.

webm format please n thanks
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/b/ space program
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>>563389642

oh shit
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Love it forever.
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>>563389642

teeny cp-esque bunny weewee time.
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>>563389642

OP said no sick shit
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>>563389642
idk if its a guy but...heres some crotch fur
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Pair it with a duck and reenact the loony toons "hunting season" skit
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>>563388210
Be kind and gentle. Give the cute little guy a home.
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Pet him and give him a comfortable place to live
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>>563389642
WinRar
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Roll
Feed him carrots
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Rollin for no reason at all
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42 get,
Put a hat on that old posh chap.
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>>563389974

maybe it's a girl...? going to keep it as a pet?
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>>563389974
Go deeper, OP
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>>563389929
What this guy said
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>>563389974
nice
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>>563389974
better pic, its not kicking in this one
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>>563388868

reroll
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put it the fuck back outside where it belongs and stop being a faggot
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Ring its neck and make it shit its guts out. Clean it and give yourself a nice stew.
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>>563390245
post more qt pics of it :^D
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>>563388210

feed the rabbit carrots and pet him
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send that fucker into space!
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>>563390245
i believe its female
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>>563390245
new number is 01, it just ate my sweatshirt cord so what should i feed it?
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>>563390459

roll
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Start a kick starter
First bunny in space
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>>563388210
>42 decides what do on /b/
>no sick shit

pick one
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>>563388210
Name it Jerald and give him a top hat and monocle. Make a suite out of felt and introduce him whenever anyone comes over. Love him forever and keep him classy as fuck.
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>>563390601

feed it carrots
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>>563388503
tru
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>>563390601
This nigge
r>>563390664
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>>563390601
and i have been shit on
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keep it, raise it, develop an emotional attachment then make a new thread 2 years from now on this day.
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Cum in the bunnys face.
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bunnies eat hay and pellet things also fruits like raspberries n' shit.
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Grab rabbit firming by front paws. Swing rabbit gentle over your back. Swing rabbit forward as hard as you can following all the way under and between your knees. Show rabbit that his entrail are now on the ground. Place now dying rabbit in his own entrails.
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>>563390601
Name him Sir Fluffignitious the Third and feed him hella baby carrots and slip your blood into said diet until he craves it
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>>563390601
you should probably read this http://www.2ndchance.info/bunnies.htm
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>>563390794
No that could kill it and just let it go dude,
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>>563388210
This
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>>563388210
keep
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>>563391106

How?

>let it go

Fuck that
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>>563388210

>>/ck/
ask them
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>>563391118
edge
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>>563391030
Roll for this
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01 decides
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>>563391371

it's so cute
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>>563388210
sneeze on it
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Microwave for 2 sec, let it out, put it back in, 3 sec, repeat adding a sec each time til youre sure it has super cancer
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put your penis on his head and take a pic
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>>563388868
roll
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>>563391282
Carrots are high in sugar and can make the rabbit fat and unhealthy and can be given as a snack, but shouldn't be main part of the diet.Also lettuce too.

>>563391371

Is that cauliflower?
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>>563391436
put a pen in its pooper
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>>563391030
reroll
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>not naming it george
You already fucked up OP
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>>563389684
This, cottontails are probaly one of the hardest animals to keep alive due to how fragile they are, especially their digestive systems. Out of 3 orphaned(mother was killed by a state road mower) cottontails I raised only one survived. They may seem easy during bottle -feeding phase but afterwards you'd have to forage for different shubbery/greenery to keep it alive. Every day. Eyes are open so it may be able to shit by itself. Find an opposum baby, enjoy slow moving, litterbox trained dogcat.
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>>563390856
Well you did molest the bunny. Literally scared the shit out of it.

Little known fact, rabbits love bananas. So give the little fellow a head rub and chop off a couple of small chunks. You can eat the rest.
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one one of its shits, take a pic with on on your tongue
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>>563390601
Carrots
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touch its butt
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>>563391870
This
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>>563391371
Take it the little fucker to a wildfile professional
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>>563391682

One fucking carrot isn't going to kill the rabbit you fucking hippie.
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>>563391682
yep, it doesn't like it, all the other vegetables i have are ice berg lettuce, cucumbers and tomatoes
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stamp on its head while chanting the songs of the fatherland
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>>563391371
You should feed him hay or veggies. Letuce is your best choice. Make a paper hat and make Cotton wear it.
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>>563392070
Did you not read what i said?
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>>563390952
>>563391507
Reroll for both.
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>>563392157

NO DON'T FEED IT LETTUCE LETTUCE WILL KILL THE RABBIT
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>>563392119
Give him the tomatoes and cucumbers.
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>>563392402
not 01. you lose
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>>563388210
feed it some lecctuce
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>>563392486
DONT DO IT THIS CREATES MUSTARD GAS!
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>>563392402
Dont give it iceberg lettuce.
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>buy it a 4x4x4 cage
>get it a littler box for inside the cage
>get it hay, and pellets
>let the bunny live inside the cage
>making sure it has all the food and water it needs
>let it hop around your home sometimes
>feed it carrots
>love the bunny
>42 get
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>>563392287
Reroll the reroll
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>>563392676
No carrots. Maybe as a treat, but it shouldn't be apart of its main diet.
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Your nipple
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give him some meat
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Rolling for making him a crown and making a religion around him, then preaching the ways to people in grocery stores.
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>>563392825
You want the poor fucker to starve. Sick fuckers. Give the rabbit a bowl of carrots and iceberg lettuce.
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>>563392157
i'm going to petsmart to get timothy hay tomorrow, not giving it lettuce though
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>>563392912
Reroll
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>>563388210
hit it with a hammer
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>>563390601
you just got 01 yourself?!
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put him back
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>>563388868
Rolling
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>>563388210
finger it's asshole
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>>563389291
roll for this
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>>563393201
Wow really.
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>>563390664
>>563390918
>>563391030
Those, mostly the feed it with your blood one
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Masturbate it.
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>>563391371
microwave time!
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bunny stew make it with him present and then feed him said stew
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> keep him
> let him roam freely about the house/where ever the fuck he wants
> have food out for him constantly
> fashion him a crown of tin foil
> dub him "LORD COTTON OF (insert town name here)
> worship him
> suit his every need
> fix him up some lady bunny's
> if baby bunnies ensue, let them go into the wild
> baby bunnies shall be the Herald of Lord Cotton's heroism and greatness
> baby bunnies spread word of Cotton's lordship
> slowly all bunnies begin to worship Cotton
> get rid of the lady bunnies, Cotton must be free of desire to lead his disciples
> Bunnies embark on crusade to become dominant species
> bunnies take over
> Cotton remembers Op's kindness
> Cotton takes on Op as pet
> Cotton's rise to glory is repeated, only with Op as cotton
> life returns to normal
> only one new difference in the world
> new difference is, Op is not a fag
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>>563393201
haha just won!
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>>563393020
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>>563393201
>you just got 01 yourself?!
you dont say
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>>563393553
reroll
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>>563393539
reroll
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>>563393086
Reroll
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cum on it
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Keep it and love it forever.
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find a way to make the rabbit an alcoholic
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>>563393913
rollre
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he seems to like grass

>>563393918
will do
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It's a cute bunny ffs, not a human. Take good care of it and love it, or give it away to someone who will. Take your violence out on a nigger.
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>>563393560
reroll
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>>563393831
Reroll
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put a pancake on it
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>>563394242
lol winner
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>>563394242
i would have fucking won first roll
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>>563393995
reroll
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>>563394417
>>563394425
nope
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>>563394417
42 is over. We 01 now
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>>563394242
number was 01 not 42, read the thread
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>>563394417
How does it feel to win
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>>563393560
rolling for this
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>>563394242
I bump this
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>>563394216
Reroll
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fatal attraction that mofo.

>also turn him upright
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>>563394607
>>563394540
thats why i said i WOULD have won if it was still 42 dumbshits
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>>563394607
how often do you fucking read these threads like never just look for winner and yeah fuck it
>>563393553
reroll
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daily updates to /b/
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>>563388210

Name him "Bunnicula", as he will have urges to drink OP's blood.
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FREE HIM
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>>563388210
Run over with car.
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>>563394839
Rerolling the reroll of a rerolls reroll that im gonna probably have to reroll
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>>563393553
REEEROOLLLL
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send it to space
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>>563391371
Cum on it
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>>563393201
01 was alreaddy! i want sharpie in pooper
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Take him for a drive, if you have no car make a basket and put him in it and attach it to a bike, if you have no bike walk bunny on leash with pics
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fuck her right in the pussy
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>>563394896
seeing as i'm OP, i'm pretty sure i've read the thread
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>>563393913
they see me rerolling
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reroll
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>>563394194
try clover leaves my bunny loved em
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>>563395251

Bump for justice!
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>>563395250
How about an original idea, you fucking nigger

captcha: juice seaWort
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Stop being a nigger and dress it up
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wank all over him
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>>563393553
reroll
>>563395360
ok fair enough haha didn't notice
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get it high as balls
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rerolllllllll
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>>563395251

re roll
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>>563390601
draw swastika on him with any kind of paint
>>563390856
kek
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Love him forever
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>>563388210
>no sick shit

Where do you think we are ?


Also cook it
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>>563394205

reroll for bunny love!
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cum on his face or cut his leg off
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>>563393201
>mfw
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>>563395657
reroll
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>>563395657
i have no weed left
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das my fren doen tlk to em
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Feed it your nipples
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>>563393560
reroll
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shit on it
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feed it stereotypical foods?
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>>563395110
Reroll
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I would like to see you take the rabbits terds and crush them up and mix them with 1/4 cup of water and then you a syringe to suck that up and feed the rabbit that water from the syringe.
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Kiss it pwease
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>>563396098
feed it with carrot, and peraphs some of its excrements inside of it.
also, timestamp
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bake bread with rabbit droppings inside and pass it off as raisin toast to your family and friends
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>>563395250
winrar!
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let it free
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send it to space
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Op died abbadon thread
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make him a top hat and put it on his head then take a picture
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>>563388210
Make it a paper hat
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>>563396576
reroll for this
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>>563396327
More of the reroll
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>>563395531
ok give it love, and a pic when you hug it! <3
sorry.
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>>563396706
i cannot express how you managed to multyply 10 and make that strange mistake
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Julienned carrot stick in urethra, let it eat it to the end
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>>563396576
I like this one
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put it on a leash, and bring it to a dog park
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go to thirdposition on tinychat
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put all sorts of vegetables on your naked body, lay down and let it crawl on top of you while eating.
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Jizz on it
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>>563396228
rorell
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>>563396942

lol...time to invade tinychat kek
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make it a tiny hang glider, help him see the world
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Teach it integral calculus
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>>563396942

LEL time to invade thirdposition
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Keep loving it and make a weekly post on /b/ showing how it's coming along
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bring him to the bunny rabbit island
it's a real place
I think it's near Japan?
idk
take him there and then set him free
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>>563396942

42 kek time to invade thirdposition kek
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>>563390601
Feed him your finger nails.
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>>563396942
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>>563397465
shameless reroll
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>>563397057
yes
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>>563397402
this. well said bro.
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>>563388210
pet it, love it, feed it, nurture it and cuddle it :3
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must be ur pet bunny, he wouldnt poop on you if he didnt feel comfortable around you.
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omg cute
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>>563397784
again
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>>563397290
Reroll
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go to the vet and find which gender it is, then buy one from opposite gender and a shitton of food, and let they procriate.
also timestamp
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>>563396942
>>
sharpie in its pooper
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fuck this is slow, new numbers are 01 and 98
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>>563396576
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>>563397402
re roll
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>>563393995
reroll
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>>563397290
Reroll
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>Put it on your head top for week.
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let it go.
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Feed it your cock.
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>>563396941
reroll
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>>563388210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uT1IrGiZPk
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>>563397236
reroll
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i dunno.

maybe have him as a pet.
bunnies seem like real bros
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make it a paper hat
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Make it eat your cock
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>>563397465
reroll
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Lick it.
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>>563399680
reroll god damnit
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Throw it at a nigger
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Give it a paper hat and write chaos on it.
Do it faggot.
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>>563400095
98 get
also reroll
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>>563400125
>enter Ferguson electric boogaloo 2
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Make a paper hat for it and sword

post bunny wearing them

also love forever and buy him/her a mate to fuck
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>>563400391
I refuse to stop rolling for this
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>>563388936
This
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>>563400642
ROLL
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>>563400642
good thing you didn't give up anon
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>>563400847
THIS BUNNY IS GETTING A GOD DAMN PAPER HAT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
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>>563401036
the new numbers are 01 and 98, friend
also
ROLL FOR PAPER HATT
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>>563400642
Well, you winrar.
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>>563397290
Reroll
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Love it unconditionally.
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>>563401393
so i got bored, here ya go anon
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>>563401439
meet
>> 563401393
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roll for its name, OP?
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>>563401689
looks goddamned perfect
>>563401852
already named it Cotton
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>>563401689
OP is a merciful god
I thank you
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>>563401689
you have to keep it op
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Cuddle the bunny softly, love the bunny forever, take great care of it, and never let it come to harm.

And go beat up a niglet so you're not tempted to take out your aggression on Cotton.
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Cuddle it
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>>563401997
New numbers are 69, 38, and 17
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Make a paperhat and make it wear it.
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do this OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDMNHvnIxic
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Name him Ben Herndon and send him to apace
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put your penis on its head
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>>563402230
make it boots
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>>563402072

Reroll for loving bunny/hurting niglets
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>>563401689
I feel as though I have gotten everything I need out of this thread.
Thank you OP
May Cotton realize the kindness of his new friend
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Name it: Gosh That Italian Family at That Table Sure is Quiet
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>>563402325
i have no piano
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>>563388210

scratch it between its ears
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>>563402430

LOVE BUNNY, HURT NIGLET DAMNIT
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>>563401997

In most states it illegal to capture wildlife without a permit. Better let it go. Rabbits are stupid and make terrible pets.
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>>563388210
feed it carrots
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>>563402072

every day im rollin
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>>563402572
that is probably the funniest thing ive ever read in my fucking life you are a comedy master you should go down in history as the funniest man on the planet
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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