Haha ITT Tech faggot, Umass School of IT reporting in. Is that what they're teaching you now instead of actual science, how to cuddle with each other? Lol your school sucks bro.
Huh, Who let this nigger into the bed?
No supplies, just the hope that we'll find a paradise, somewhere in the sunset. Let us go.
>Sets out into the wild yonder
By the way, if we don't find anything I'm gonna kill and eat you
hope you guys don't mind I brought some Nature Valley
I have a degree from there. Ridicule me. To answer your question, we were taught about institutionalized cheating, the local sports teams, and how to get fucked in the ass for life.
Try to eat me and i'll....Oh shit.
*Runs back to everyone else*
GUYS! ITS CANDLEJACK! HE'S ON THE BED! FUCKING RU
Dude this ecstacy is great. Isn't it great, guys? Oh my god. These pillows feel like clouds. And these sheets! Boy howdy, are they satin? They're so smooth. I just love you guys. Feel my hair it's so soft. Touch it you guys.
GUYS! IT'S AN INFINITE BED! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
THERE'S NO FOOD! NO WATER! THERE'S NOTHING BUT PEOPLE HERE!
WE'LL HAVE TO DRINK OUR BLOOD AND CONSUME OUR FLESH TO SURVIVE! WEAR OUR SKINS TO PROTECT OURSELF FROM THE BLAZING SUN!
AND EVERYBODY HERE IS A DUDE! THERE'S NO WOMEN!!! WE'LL HAVE TO FUCK EACH OTHER!
THIS PARADISE IS A HELL!
Who the fuck is getting crumbs all up on this shit?
I just ate a blizzard so im kinda cold..
Cuds pls '-'
Im radioing in from 300 miles down the western side of the bed.
We have encountered a strange race of bug like creatures.
They seem friendly enough and have signs of sentience.
Will report more later. We are not taking any chances at the moment and will not sleep next to these
Fuck you guys I'm making a fort.
>no girls allowed
>no traps allowed
>no faggots allowed
>no ponies allowed
>fuck it you're not allowed
>moms allowed cos she bought mattress.
I has [canadian] weeds and marshmallows and ginger ale.. will trade for snugs
Is this fucking Gaia Online? When did /b/'s autism reach this level?
OP is literally a fag.
>mfw no qt3.14 anon to take care of in real life
this is my fetish
>no one answers
i thought we were friends...
>>563225743Coming in from the west side please every one the bed bugs have declared war on us we are in intense action with them 12 of our comrades have been attacked please everyone move to the eascjvjc OH GOD NO PLEASE DONGJFJ
WAS IT YOU ???>>563220063
Youre the only fag who keeps making a mess
Fuck you all faggots im out of your spot
Is there any faggoty faggots who wants to cuddle with me
An actual girl is fine too
you're not allowed to cuddle with me if you have body hair
"Infinitely large bed" only implies an infinite size in one dimension, not necessarily 2.
And we know it's not 3, because otherwise the gravity would be infinite. Unless we are literally inside the fluff of the mattress.
Hi guys i brought my own pillow
Would cuddle, what say you we go 50/50 on spooning?
I could see it now, the mattress being divided into several territories between boards, how people sleep, and bodypillowfags.
God your guys are disgusting.
If you guys are going to beat your meats at night,at least wait untill im finish reading my fucking manga and eating the granola I stole from that one guy
Hello hello is any one out there if you are listening to this I'm the last of the expedition party that went west I have st up a secure pillow fort and am setting up civilization here please come and join me. Also I need help putting the savage bed bugs in reservations
Someone plug in my charger my psp is about to die and I'm playing Disgea.
If this thing loses power I gotta run the fucking update program again because it likes to not read the card I have.
I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU OPEAN THAT SHIT I WILL LITERALLY RAPE YOUR FACE
>mfw i kinda want this.
geez its been awhile
Oh yeah, this is gonna work out juuuust fine.
Final entry from the west. I have lost hope I carved croatoan into some assholes nature valley And fashioned a knife out of my comrades bones I will kill my self tonight with it
Do you guys mind if I eat some pork rinds?
>mfw I just wanna rub u gently in non-naughty places
>mfw I'm going to fuck you in the ass
>mfw im a top
>mfw im getting hard reading this
Y-you could spurt your load inside if you want, anon.
Live Now Free
Who else is wants to stay up all night talking about boys?
>mfw im just horny and fed up now
fuck this thread.
An hour just past since the last bar I ate.
If you keep on leaving crumbs all around anon the mutant bedbugs will find us