ITT: we make dildos
Post your creations
oops forgot to add image. scrublord right here
i call it the floating peanut
I seem to have a bold misunderstanding of the core concept, function, and operation of a vagina and all matter of things inserted into one.
I call it the Thumb Tack, which side do you use? You decide on that
I feel like I should do this professionally.
I present to you, The Scimitar.
* Variable shaped butt plug end
* Generic dildo end
* Two player mode
* Can be used as a weapon in self defense
So first you get a horse. You get a saddle, some blinders, a fine fitted suit of armor that allows you protection AND mobility. (The mobility is key). Have your bitch point her vagoo at you, with her ass up in the air. mount said horse, ride at your bitch at like TOP horse speed. Scream out "HAVE AT THEE" Righteously slam The Kings Bounty into her with the fury of a thousand suns.
here's my limpdick contribution
For the adventurous, you can follow it with The Nagasaki
>mfw this whole thread
fucking gold, my sides self destructed
>Come home wasted as fuck
>Furiously masturbating when suddenly dinner guests arrive
>Husband comes home early?
>Ultimate stealth pleasure tool
>Now in blue
You're a god to me now I'm dying over here
And I also made The Sonic Boom
this thread is absolute gold. thank you everyone participating.
The Glory Hole
The Lamp Shade
I present to you, the American Dream! Get one with your happy meal today!
dis complexity bring jesus from his dead
I call it the ButtKisser
I call it
Male Asian Fantasy
FIVE DOLLA PURCHASE
common faux vase that will even trick your guests.
this one is actually a useful one.
>drill hole through bottom
I now present you: the fart silencer.
whenever gases build up in your ass, they will immediately be released, without your ass shaking and tooting from releasing it.
that looks like some energo-crystal-scientific supergenerator.
think of it: the upper one is an reactor chamber.
then the thin spot on the downside is where a powerlaser of exotic particles gets shot at to clean the pure energy being stored on the ring right above the thin, spiky part.
wouldn't that make it even better?
also, it would work. the thing is: a fart doesn't randomly come up.
it builds and builds and builds up until there's a pressure breach. your ass is always closed, and also tries to stay that way. hence it goes open-closed-open-closed and makes the sound it makes.
when you have that thing, you will constantly release the tiniest parts of gas, without any pressure that could cause it to vibrate for whistling sounds.
I call it Gaps because if you don't put it in or take it out fast enough you close up in the gaps and the only way your getting it out is at the hospital. Who doesn't like a challenge?
I heard this is where I come if I'm fancying a duel.
This is my blade, where is yours?
Are you ready for some football?