ITT: we make dildos Post your creations http://www.dildo-generator.com/

Bump for interest.

>>563209636
Someone please post the Alfred Hitchcock

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>mfw that thing is two feet tall

>>563209636
7/10 would use.

vump

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I call it the moscow special

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the colon popper

>>563210069
here you go

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>>563210069
oops forgot to add image. scrublord right here

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Say "car ramrod"

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the good ol scraper

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i dont even

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I present to you,
The Reversed Wineglass

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>>563212174

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>>563209636
the liberty bell

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Please rate

>>563212267
dagon I think your dildo broke physics

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okay i made it better

>>563212678
8/10 would commit homicide with

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"the bottom top"

>>563212875
kek

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the lampshade

>>563212574
kekd

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okay this time i think i made the devils dildo

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Moot's Poking stick.

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why is this so great

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>>563209636

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>>563209636
Super Foreskin

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kek.

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the fat chinaman

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>>563209636
i call it the pancake maker

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"OP's microchode"

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The Kinder Surprise

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>>563209636

>>563212832
Looks like a fucking turbine cut away.
10/10 would propulse with.

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>>563214621

>>563214304
>>563214489
lol'ing so fucking hard

>>563211443
hahaha

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>>563211992

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>>563214845

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kek.

>>563214091
that name hahaha

>>563209636
Dump the g-code for these so we can all make one.

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The poking stick

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the knot

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i call it the floating peanut

>>563209636
Let's face it, if this was a wine glass generator we'd all be using it to make dildos

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>>563213140

>>563215863
Well you're not wrong...

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The Tasteful Lamp

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for all you bowling sluts

>>563215464

This was a femanon

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>>563215464
the sorting hat

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I call it, The Supersonic.

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The Bell

>>563216748
did you just suggest I was a femanon? But I didn't post tits.

>>563209636
I think you enjoy the lathe tool in 3ds max a bit too much m8

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I seem to have a bold misunderstanding of the core concept, function, and operation of a vagina and all matter of things inserted into one.

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shrek is love

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You guy's can't beat this.

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I call it the Thumb Tack, which side do you use? You decide on that

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I call this the candlestick

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can i have this made and purchase it?

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>>563209636
The anal juicer

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The Prolapser

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GUYS.

mario loves this one.

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The Top

>>563216761
got me good

>>563217393
Getting fucked by obama a different way.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM02vHtftd0

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>>563217840
yes

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triangles of the abyss

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I constructed aditional pylons

the plunger plug... have fun getting it back out though

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I feel like I should do this professionally.

I present to you, The Scimitar.

Features:
* Variable shaped butt plug end
* Generic dildo end
* Two player mode
* Can be used as a weapon in self defense

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>>563218645
forgot the fucking pic

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I call it the champ diggler

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>>563209636

>>563219125
This is some Saints Row shit right here

>>563212678
Space needle

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>>563209636
I call it the hallucinogen

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>>563218564
eye see you

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So first you get a horse. You get a saddle, some blinders, a fine fitted suit of armor that allows you protection AND mobility. (The mobility is key). Have your bitch point her vagoo at you, with her ass up in the air. mount said horse, ride at your bitch at like TOP horse speed. Scream out "HAVE AT THEE" Righteously slam The Kings Bounty into her with the fury of a thousand suns.

>>563221204
/thread

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the dick butt

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Would /b/ ride this with lube for fun?

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>>563222212

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The Thumbtack

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>>563209636
Ribbed for her pleasure

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>>563222349
OH LAWD

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great thread

>>563222634
for m'ladys pleasure

>>563218145
the muffin.

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I call this one the Robin Williams.

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How I really met your mother

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the lamp

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I call this the Giant Prick.

>>563216970
we know you are a femanon. And that you fuck your dog.

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>>563209636

here's my limpdick contribution

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The Fat Man

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>>563227102
For the adventurous, you can follow it with The Nagasaki

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Gunna rock yer world

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>mfw this whole thread
fucking gold, my sides self destructed

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I call this one the danger zone

>>563226127
lost it.

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I also made a fucking lamp dildo

Enjoy ladies

>>563228658
>Come home wasted as fuck
>The lamp
>Furiously masturbating when suddenly dinner guests arrive
>The lamp
>Husband comes home early?
>The lamp
>Ultimate stealth pleasure tool
>Now in blue

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The Chess Piece

Most likely the Queen

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>>563229131
You're a god to me now I'm dying over here

And I also made The Sonic Boom

>>563217840
Looks comfy

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mine, the crusader

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this thread is absolute gold. thank you everyone participating.

>>563230245
is that one of things you stick down your urethra?

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the pony

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>>563231239

>>563232039
What's the original quote? If there is one

>>563214845
the solar eclipse

>>563232190
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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>>563232190

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I call this the jet engine.

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I call it the eviscerator

>>563229248
>the grandmaster

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Engarde!

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I GIVE YOU

CLOUD CITY

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>>563218231

>>563233835
Bravo.

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>>563209636
dat non-Euclidean geometry tho

this is a fourth dimensional dildo thread

>>563233835
I published it under George Lucas

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The Glory Hole

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here's the lamp

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>>563232538

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The Lamp Shade

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I present to you, the American Dream! Get one with your happy meal today!

>>563211623
you just kinda...shove it up there

>>563235331
you're my hero

>>563227102
>>563227219
TOP KEK

>>563223247
these complexity bring jesus from his dead

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>>563223247
dis complexity bring jesus from his dead

>>563235979
That's Obama you stupid newfag

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I call it the ButtKisser

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here's the pizza cutter

>>563221204
This.
>3d print this
>follow what anon said
>post results

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>>563209636
I call this one the last chance

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here's the space needle

>>563221204
/thread

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>>563209636
I call this one Summer Paradise

>itt: /b/ learns to 3d model by making impractical dildos

i read the whole thread

what have I become

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shit kid

>>563238228
Ribbed for her planal transcendance

>>563237854
amused anon.

You have become amused

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>>563238421

>>563238421
>>563238228
For that special "Higher Dimensional God Thing" in your life...

>>563234875
"the cunt stick"

>>563237854
"What have I become... my dearest friend"

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I call it

Male Asian Fantasy

FIVE DOLLA PURCHASE

>>563239574
>>563237764
I hurt myself today

>>563213485
Let's call it "just the tip".

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>>563209636

The Baby Bottle Cherry Popper.

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>not just shoving a baseball bat up the anus
plebs

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Only for the brave

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>>563232712

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>>563209636
>http://www.dildo-generator.com/

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common faux vase that will even trick your guests.

>>563244192
Goddamn jews stealing my ideas before I even have them

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this one is actually a useful one.
>drill hole through bottom

I now present you: the fart silencer.
whenever gases build up in your ass, they will immediately be released, without your ass shaking and tooting from releasing it.

>>563244394
A truly wicked ruse

>>563234083
the void?

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The Plunger Dick

>>563242635
topkek

>>563244658
It's the logical conclusion, sex is just a foreplay

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Once it goes in it dosent come out

>>563229131
Eww why does this lamp smell like shit?

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>>563212832
that looks like some energo-crystal-scientific supergenerator.
think of it: the upper one is an reactor chamber.
then the thin spot on the downside is where a powerlaser of exotic particles gets shot at to clean the pure energy being stored on the ring right above the thin, spiky part.

>>563244537
What if if didn't work and actually made a really loud whistling sound

>>563213140
it looks like the batman logo

>>563246493
wouldn't that make it even better?
also, it would work. the thing is: a fart doesn't randomly come up.
it builds and builds and builds up until there's a pressure breach. your ass is always closed, and also tries to stay that way. hence it goes open-closed-open-closed and makes the sound it makes.
when you have that thing, you will constantly release the tiniest parts of gas, without any pressure that could cause it to vibrate for whistling sounds.

>>563246493
>whistling noise during business meeting

"what in the actual fuck was that, barb?"

I call it Gaps because if you don't put it in or take it out fast enough you close up in the gaps and the only way your getting it out is at the hospital.

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>>563246828
Yes but it would whistle.
Very loudly.

>>563247037
with a tight hole, yes.
make a wide one. with a big drill.
but still, "the butt whistler" would be the best thing of all times.

>>563222297
yes

>>563236196
top lel.

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I call it Gaps because if you don't put it in or take it out fast enough you close up in the gaps and the only way your getting it out is at the hospital. Who doesn't like a challenge?

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triple bubble

>>563247494
Niggers

>>563246353
how fucking high are you anon

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have a seat.

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>>563242635
ayy lmao

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>>563217393
.....

>>563248135
lacking of sleep. got drunk as hell yesterday night and didn't sleep ever since.
so my brain is temporarily fucked up and does whatever the fuck it wants.

someone actually make one of these

>>563215464
You...

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I heard this is where I come if I'm fancying a duel.
This is my blade, where is yours?

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>>563209636
>pic related

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Are you ready for some football?

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I call it "The Man With A Boner"

>>563249743
>for some... ANAL football?
>get your arse ready and I'll kick it in.

>>563249501
That's what I was going for with my eviscerator but I suck at life

The Jazz Singer and King Prong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEpL6SZZ5s4

>>563219125
>Two player mode
kek

>>563251417
It's okay anon no one is good at life only sometimes are people decent at thing within life, in the end we all fail and die so we all suck at life.

>>563233481
10/10 would wield

>this thread definitely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oER6SL8SXoM