Guess who just got a swastica in their captcha? Me, niggers
ffs. Dog cocks have a bulb at the base that swells during intercourse, and when it's at full size, it's hard to pull it out. Keeps the male dog tied to his bitch to ensure his semen stays in long enough to do its job.
Kissing a dog is about the hottest thing you can do. Instant boner material.
This. Otherwise you're just some fat neckbeard making up lies.
Can you greentext a story of your most recent time?
Also, when you look at porn, how often is it beasty stuff?
What do you think of horse cocks?
>says sage and doesn't sage
>responds to not OP
These are guesses.
Tip is 3" around shaft is about 6" around and the knot is like 3/4 a tennis ball.
I could take it all after a month or so. I could take it all right away but it took a month to get used to it.
How would you feel about him fucking another girl? How about him fucking another dog?
Seconding this. What the fuck planet do you live on where people don't have a vendetta against dog-balls?
I hate circumcision too, and of course know a lot of people like me because of it, and I've never seen them go against spaying and neutering. Hippies really are a special breed of people, eh?
you really should look into getting him a vasectomy just in case he ever gets out. plus it would be fucking awesome to have an intact male and let him fuck a female while you, i dunno, lick at the base of his cock or rim him or her. i dunno. i'm a guy so i think it would be hot to have a female and male who's had a vasectomy. sloppy seconds, eating out k9 cream pie, he fucks me while i fuck her. that would be hot as fuck.
i bet the dog made her it's bitch.
>>go to adopt a dog
>>sees german sheppard
>>few weeks pass
>>get done taking a shower
>>goes to room to dry off
>>dog comes into room
>>nose up her skirt
>>dog is furiously licking the old vagoo
>>dog forces the mount
>>girl says "no"
>>dog gets bitch
my guess is because it probably feels fucking amazing as shit. i mean i can relate. i used to sound my urethra every once in a while. feels like nothing you could even imagine, but afterwards it was always really sore, and if i had to piss it would burn so bad i would almost pass out. promise myself never again, but sure enough a few weeks go by and i get the urge again.
I know. I'm a woman too. I'm a lesbian but use strap ons all the time. Always receiving. It is a bit tender for maybe an hour or two, but it doesn't affect me. I would stop if it did. I just found what you said weird, idk.
That's so 2010. If there was a way to prove I'm female other than posting tits or vag or a face pic, I would, but I'm not posting personal stuff on here.
It's what >>562866454 is talking about. I don't have a favourite, I guess go on either xtube or heavyr (best 2 places for sounding imho) and search up sounding.
what about taking him for a walk, then slipping in somewhere secluded, like an ally and letting him take your pussy right there? then walk back home with his cum dripping out of your pussy?
here. way way way too extreme for my taste though
I hate you all.
1. No tits GTFO!!!!!!!!
2. Dog rape,
3. Thinking you submit to an animal that you feed and look after its survival
4. Having a biological clock that will want a baby, and that filth spreading from your cunt. The very same cunt stretched out by a dog's cock. Mental image; dog cum on your babies head.
5. Keeping your secret to your self when you have a boyfriend, and that dog thinking he's king of the house.
6. No tits, GTFO!!!!!!!!
Would you want someone to eat the cum out of your busy?
Would you video you getting fucked?
At what price would you let people see you get ploughed by your dog?
Do you and the dog have matching collars?
What's truly amazing is that people are stilling bumping and we haven't seen tits.
Tits or GTFO.
>have big ass family dog
>dog is always horny as fuck
>decide to take a swim in the backyard pool
>get out of the pool
>dog runs up to me
>dog basically tackles me
>what the fuck dog?!
>slowly try to get up
>dog mounts me
>i think i'm being attacked
>shit! shit! shit! don't wanna get bitten
>i freeze up
>wait! is that his fucking penis rubbing on me?
>dog's penis slides under my bikini
>finds my vag no prob
>OUCH! WHAT THE FU.... AHHH! AAAAHHHH!
>just lost my v-card
>dog is panting fast, and growling a little bit
>i'm freaking out
>everything is happening too fast
>too scared to move
>trying to work up the courage to move
>too late. dog cums
>i freak out even more and just run away
>dog cum is dripping down my legs
>fucking dog is chasing me
>make it inside the house
>start inspecting my vagina in the bathroom
>blood and cum everywhere
>EWW! EWW! EWW! GROSS!
>i cried all day and night
>i remember how stupid and embarrassed i felt trying to explain to my the dog broke my vagina
>family dog of 3 years goes straight to the dog pound
>had to see physiatrist for 2 months
>never got over it
>contributes with threads biggest post
>How normal people actually react to beastiality
>you ever blown ass is your dog's fucking face!?
So, how many dogs you fuck since then?
Yeah, like human porn, I guess.
what if he was into it as well, and you found out or he told you, would you still not tell him. Do you think this will prevent you from having a serious long term relationship if you constantly keep this a secret. Would he have to be into this in order for it to work out in the long run.
Why did you write a bad ending? The story is supposed to end with you coming back for more every day, the dog becoming your loyal lover and best friend and you never telling your family about it.
OK Anon whatever you say
maybe. guess i should dump some of the stuff i got.
God damn ducks are weird motherfuckers
>>562872065 If by illegal you mean performing the act can get you into a fun new place with new friends... then yes.. performing it is. in all but I believe 6 states. considered animal cruelty.
only in ass backwards third world countries
too thin? don't be greedy, it is a good dick, i would suck it.
No watching isn't performing so you can kick back and enjoy, only thing illegal to watch is the child porn.
While I've never fucked a dog, I'd imagine it's hard to compete with this.
So it's illegal in some places (U.S.) to fuck/be fucked by an animal because they can't give consent, and it's animal cruelty and yadda yadda yadda, but you CAN watch it? the fuck is the difference with CP?
You can also own several male dogs to fuck and they won't get jealous, cheat or leave you. They come in all shapes and sizes and it's like wearing a fur coat naked while they're resting on your back. How could a man ever compare?
Conversations with dogs aren't very interesting. They can't give you children, if you some day want them. Dogs won't buy you nice things, take care of you or remember your birthday.
There are positive aspects to both. There's no need to limit yourself.
As much as I love dogs, nothing can compare with horses
>gf has been a beast lover since she was 16
>tells me about how she used to house sit for her uncle during the summer
>she would let his lab up on her and knot her every night, sometimes fuck all night long
>dress up so the dog would know that it was ok
>thigh high stocking and heels
>the though of that big knot stretching out her tiny pussy way passed her limit gets me right off
>her biggest fantasy to be parade around in her hands and knees around a big pack of dogs in pic related and get gangbanged
I bet you wouldn't even be ok with him fucking a female dog, you hypocrite
I'm a man and I've sucked several dog cocks, they're not disgusting or gross at all. They look different but they smell and taste nice and the cum is much more pleasant and easy to swallow than human cum.
What cleanup? The dog will lick up every spilled drop of cum afterwards if you let him. They love the taste of their own cum for some reason.