/b/, what is the best approach to fucking a milf? I mean, finding

>>562788627
talk to women

>>562788627
Get off /b/

>>562788627
Become a service plumber.

>>562789965
Visiting /b/ and fucking milfs aren't mutually exclusive

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>>562788627
>>562788885

Both valid points but what are some good places to start supposing that I already talk to (younger) women and will be getting off /b/?

>>562790320
A playground where moms take their kids

>>562788627
Toys R Us.I swear to god

>>562788627
go to bars on weekdays

>>562790320
Dating sites

here in oslo. you go to a café, and order a coffee. when you're done drinking, you place your coffee cup upside down, to indicate you want to get involved with a mature lady. its a specific café of course. and the women are usually filthy rich, and pay your young cock to serve them sexually

>>562788627
become a sexy pizza delivery guy

>>562788627
go close to her

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>>562791828
this is probably the best advice so far

>>562792202
where

>>562788627

dating sites, loads of desperate housewifes on em.

>>562792916
Utøya

>>562793119
Din slemme faen

>>562791828
This. If you're young, at least average looking, and articulate go to a bar. Ended up at a bar a few weeks ago that seemed to have more of a middle aged crowd. There were drunk milfs all over me. If I weren't a homo I could have had my pick.

yeah working at a bar was my first milf. god damn. from working at one for over 3 years, weekday nights tues-thurs was milf central.

ugh..

1. go to bar

2. sit there and casually look around

3. approach older women you see who look friendly

4. listen to them talk until they say they want to go home with you or until they bar closes and they say okay let's go bang.

5. congratulations you've just cracked the secret code.

its pretty easy if you go out and just talk to them. they get excited just having a young decent looking man talking to them.

>>562793458
Sug min "svenska" negerkuk vettja

>post milf pics please

>>562788627
>are you an archeologist?

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>>562793567
>>562793906
>>562794128
>>562793465
>>562793038

Thanks mates. Perhaps I'll try this next week. I will dump my MILF collection from years prior for the thread. Continue to share stories or advice.

Fuck her right in the pussy

>>562788627
mmm I wanna fuck that ass so bad

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>>562795140

>>562788627
Jesus, do they not have them on the prowl where you are?

"Old hands would rather put out, than be put out to the pasture."

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>>562795389
>>562795442

I suppose there's a dearth in my area. We have a lot of young people and a lot of older (50+) here. Anyone within the prime range moves out of the area.

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>>562795797

>>562796145
Bitches with toe rings are down to fuck regardless of age.

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i have two stories about fucking milfs if /b/ cares to hear them

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>>562796145

>>562796429
Yes

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>>562796429
I'm all ears

Ye m8 postem>>562796429

>>562796429
sure then op can learn something from it

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>>562797020

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>>562796429

>>562788627
I just had one message me on Ok Cupid one time, got on skype with her, got her horny as fuck and went round and fucked her the next day then several more times over the next year. It's a buyers market mate, they chase you.

Ask me nicely.

My story: Lost my virginity to a 41 year old when I was 19. Met her through a mutual friend. Most fantastic fuck ever, and not just because she was my first. Could deepthroat like a pro and not spill a drop. Had 3 kids but her pussy was like a warm wet vise because she was a kegel fanatic. To this day the only woman I've ever known to have no inhibitions whatsoever. Anal, fisting, bdsm, you name it, she was down for it. I miss her terribly.

>>562797806
Where did she go?

>>562790236
No but they are a sigma event.

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>>562797020

>>562796763
>>562797020
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>>562797236
first story is one of a drunken graduation party, my sister invited all her friends my dad invited a few and since i knew everyone there i decided to invite my best friend so we can sit back and catch up.

cont...

I keep it under 40 (I'm 24) but I find chick's in their 30s way easier to pick up. They're more desensitized to sex and are actually at their peak of horny-ness. Just be kind, buy em a drink, and talk.

>>562797969
Killed while driving to Florida to visit her daughter when a long haul truck driver jacked up on bath salts ran her car off the road.

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>>562798535
I hear you man, milf I was fucking for 2 years got cancer and died just over a year ago. Pic related.

>>562798535
did u goto her funeral?

When I was 18 I hitched a ride with a 29 year old from the gated community next to mine. It began with her inviting me to her local bar just as friends, but when we got there she kept drinking wine until she was fairly shitfaced and then started rubbing on me.

It was good times after that. Not quite milf-aged, but when you are 18 a 29 year old seems like a milf.

She had keys to the local gym and pool - we never used the gym but we fucked in the pool in the middle of the night - was awful and full of chaffing, we couldn't use a condom but luckily she had a boyfriend at the time that we could use as backup in case I didnt pull out in time or something.

We hooked up 4-5 times in a span of 6 months, she had celiac disease so she could only drink wine but she paid for a shitload of beer and whisky for me.

>>562798884
Her man was out of the country so I spent those nights at her place until her and her bf decided to get married.

It was kind of ridiculous, she could keep going all night long and I would tire out before she did. I dont think I ever left her place before 5AM without sleeping.

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>>562798157
my neighbor came over 42y/o very petite but worked out so she had a great ass. no tits to speak of but im an ass man anyway. at this time i was 19 sick of the teenage girls who were all drama and no fuck. everyone is getting drunk and party is in full swing. as people start leaving or passing out me and my buddy got bored so we went to my room and were listening to music and catching up.

in stumbles my neighbor drunk as hell "OMG IS THAT LIL WAYNE" ( we were listening to a new song that came out) "I LOVE LIL WAYNE" so she comes in and stands in the door way, im sitting on my bed and my buddy in the computer chair. *verse come on talking about a nice ass* "milf: i wish i had a nice ass" "me: i think you have a gorgeous ass, id love to see it honestly" milf: really?

cont.. if there is still interest

>>562788627
Here in Nola whenever there is a street event such as the Red Dress Run or Running of the Bulls (look it up) where there is a mixed aged crowd of people and heavy alcohol consumption there will undoubtedly be cougars prowling. Every one of these events I have been to I have been hit on by these milfs who try and pick up on young drunk guys.

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>>562799194
>>562798884
She wasn't super good looking, no nudes or anything, but she thought she was using me and like it so whatever.

>>562788627
You want horny milfs?
Go find a Chippendale's dance thing at a bar.
They'll be one in your area.
Show up 20-30 minutes after the show.
Scores of drunk horny women looking to prove to their friends how drunk and horny they really are.

You're welcome

>>562798825
Yes I did. Aside from her son, I always got along great with her family. I still keep in touch with them.

>>562799559
Hit it, want to hear the rest

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>>562799559

Can I just add WAL-MART?
pussy trolling the isles constantly.

>>562799559
>doyouevengreentextbro.png

>>562799559
dont do that /b/ is full of guys with dicks in their hands that cant type just scroll. post up nigger

>>562788627

fuck her right in the pussy. that usually does it.

wot

>>562795389
Mother of Christ

>>562800813

google wifey's world. you're welcome

>>562799940
you got it anon

i told my buddy to go grab a drink and i slammed the door behind him. she pulled down her skin tight jeans and revealed red lace lingerie and that perfect ass. we start hooking up and i get her cloths off she sucks my dick it was pretty good not the best( thats the second milf i banged) but i got me hard while being drunk, started fucking her raw and one of my sisters gfs walks in the door thinking my room was the bathroom. milfs embaressed, im not keep fucking her anyway, eventually cum and she cleaned up and takes the walk of shame passed a bunch of high schoolers.

text her and tell her she was great and not to worry she says ok and comes over a few weeks later looking for my dad, i tell her to come to the garage and proceed to bang her on the hood of my car. got to fuck a few more times and i guess she got weirded out cuz i havent heard from her even with prying to get drinks.


story 2 if there is interest

I JUST came home from fucking a milf. I met her at a bar like two weeks ago. The main thing you need to do is just go out and meet people. Btw the sex was not great, but it was sex so still pretty good.

>>562793119
LOL dævver

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>>562799559
continue

>>562800489
dont read the fucking story then asshole

>>562801287
Im in for a part two

>>562788627
cougar bar

>>562801557
faggot

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>>562801287

we're all listening

>>562794128
> Assuming OP is decent looking man

>>562801649
chapter 2 the banging of a family friend who watched me grow up

go out to the bars in a richer area as we heard good things about the place we were going, standing in line waiting for ids to get checked im with my gf and a female friend from high school. we are smoking a cig while we wait and having a good old time. out of the corner of my eye i spot a face i recognize

me: are you anon from whatevertown?
milf: no sorry you have the wrong person
me: oh because you look like anon from myhometown.well im thatguy
milf: OMG HOW ARE YOU I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YEARS!

sly bitch trying to screen me while im right in front of her

line starts moving and she is headed to another bar so i give her my number and tell her i will give my regards to my dad (he was best friends with her brother and we were always at their house)

continue??

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everyone! it is TRs birthday today:
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lets all celebrate and sing praises to the oh great one....H A I L lord Terry !!!

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>>562802236

>>562788627
If the milf doesn't take initiative you can just give up

>>562803164
continue please

>>562803164
Stop fucking asking if we want you to continue. Just post it faggot

>>562803164
Go on.

I would kill to be the bitch boy of a milf

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>>562803590

>>562804737
My fantasies in the deepest pits of my heart. And my dick. ;_;7

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>>562803795
mind you when i introduced myself and she realized who i was i introduced my gf as well (still current gf too which makes this sweeter)

so we do the text thing catch up on how things have been yada yada yada been talking back and fourth on and off for 6months after all the times ive said we should get a drink she finally asks me to get a drink. the further away from my house the better as to not be suspected. told the gf i was going to have a guys night she said fine she hung out with her friends and i take the 40min ride to meet the milf for a drink i get there and the manager is talking her ear off and obviously trying hard. i see her walk up excuse him and sit down next to her while she kisses me on the cheek hello he gets butthurt and leaves. order my drink and we start chatting, making sure i keep eye contact cuz bitches love that shit i cant help but stare at her huge fake tits that her ex husband bought her when she isnt paying attention. confidence is on point, im dressed to impress and it worked, she compliments me and starts playing with my beard saying how much she likes it. she keeps bringing up the age difference and how ive grown into such a great guy, i keep diflecting the age difference but it seems to get her off vocalizing it. order some sushi finish it and she wants to do something else

pic related, will continue on mobile gf is coming over. if i cant get to it i will post this pic to continue story

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whoever said go to the bar on a weekday is dead on.

the milf i met at the bar had a husband who was a millionaire who didn't care that i was slaying his wife.

well long story short it got depressing when she would talk shit about her kids and had red wine teeth. so i bailed, after i banged her in her movie theater, sauna, friends condos etc etc etc

pic related

>>562806125
I dunno dude... that pic seems semi pro...

post moar anyway....

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>>562805235

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>>562791561
this

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yeah it is. her and her milf friends all had a photographer friend that took naked pics of all of them

for example, here is her friend. (remember, wealthy money to burn)

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>>562792202

I am so fucking moving to you country

>>562790320
look around your town/closest town and find the oldies bar, around here its called, no shit, past-times cafe. guarantee fuck most any day of the week. they are sometimes attached to corporate hotels also, so bonus.

Any advice for someone that doesn't/cant go to bars?

>>562788627
You don't, they approach you bc they know what they want. You should enjoy young(er) pussy, it's way better. One day you'll have to fuck old chicks and pay for young

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>>562805481
come back man

>>562799587
Sounds interesting. I've heard of it before but never went. Are there a lot of fit milfs that show up?

I tell her sure I'd like to do something and asks if she likes to dance. She says she does and I tell her about this places so she follows me and I buy the first round she buys the next two and we go to the floor. We start dancing front of each other and compliment her she turns around to shake her ass . I went alpha male and grabbed her pulling that sweet ass on me and she starts dancing like an 18year old slut. All guys around me giving me the nod of approval she starts whispering some kinky shit in my ear and I tell her I want to eat her out till she begs me to fuck her. This continues until the place closed and I walk her to my car and she gets in I start hooking up with her and pull down her skirt start eating her out on a side street she finally gets so horny she says "fuck it we are going back to my place." Go back to her house and fuck her raw for 2hours she must have cam 20times. Finally blow my load on her fake tits and face


After that it has become a regular thing every two weeks if our schedules are free we go out and fuck like rabbits. Last time I was over I got the best blow job of my life and as stated above nothing is off limits with older women. I got a prostate massage while getting blown (dont knock it till u try it) and started pushing a finger in her ass till she said hold on and got lube from her night stand. Fuck her in the ass and came inside her with no regard for how she felt.

The next morning I just happened to ask whose car was in the driveway she said that's my bf but dont worry he works in Tennessee and is never home

Is there a casino in your town/state?

Usually an easy as place to find milfs that want to fuck. Having yellow fever will make it way easier for you

I own a couple bars, let me tell you what i've seen work on older women. Be about something, and make it real, going to school to be HVAC mechanic will get you further than bullshit about being a DJ with your stupid ipod. But now dont talk about yourself, nobody fucking cares but you. If you time the conversation and you spend more than 1/3 of it about you its too much. Let bitches ramble about themselves, they get wetter the more you let them. Put money in the jukebox and let them pick the music, act like you give a fuck and get to know them. Ask them if they want anything but don't focus on 'buying them a drink'. They are there to get fucked up and maybe fucked. They don't need you reminding them you are a predator trying to get them drunk. Most importantly be patient and dont be needy. You can set the line one week and reel her in another week. If she has a good time with you with her clothes on she will bring it to you when she clears her field. Dont act for a second that you are trying to save or rescue her, that you are looking for love or a long term thing or any other BS disney fairy tales. Mature bitches are hornier than you and know the world. They're generally looking for some covert arrangement that isnt gonna fuck up their life and real world responsibilities. LASTLY and I CANNOT emphasize this enough. do your job and do it right. Especially the first time you fuck a chick you knock that shit outta the park. Leave her begging for more and for you to stop, quivering in a puddle of her squirt. Bitches talk and word of mouth will get you laid by her and all her friends if you dont fuck it up. Hope that helps

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>>562788627
Get her drunk. Yeah, it's a little rape-y, but it works 60% of the time, all the time.

TEN OUTTA TEN