Hey /b/ Whats the most money you have made in the least amount

I buy and sell used books. I rake in about 17k a year, it isn't great but it beats working shitty jobs

>sell your anal virginity to a US senator.
>record the whole thing happening
>be underage while this happens

then you blackmail him for money. youll either wind up rich or disappeared by a black ops team

>>562603513
Four thousand dollars in a couple hours.
I'm a pretty good blackjack player.

I started a mildly successful web application, and it is the best. I make about $4K a week and it is still small enough I can work on it my own. I do have hire some systems ops when I go out of business but other than that it is easy money.

bout tree fiddy

>>562604364
pretty awesome - how did you advertise / get people to your site?

how do you make money - advertising or subs?

I sold my right testicle for $30,000

7000k in 5 minutes

>casino
>roulette
>1 grand on red
>repeat with winnings 3 more times
>win three times in a row betting all the money won

could have made 15 if I won again, but having 8 grand cash was too tempting

>>562604538

To be honest I didn't have to do much, I found a few blogs and forums that dealt with the subject, emailed and post it there it spread.

I make the money thru the users and advertising/affiliate linking.

I made £160 in about 6 hours helping out during the European elections.

Binary option trading

>>562605027
I've never seen much success at affiliate linking other than porn - mind if I ask what type of affliiates?

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>>562604610
That sounds like a real rip-off.

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I get paid to keep old people company. All I have to do is watch TV and such with them for an hour or so. Their family members pay me to visit them and act like I´m an actual family member.

I get like 200$ for one hour of watching shitty TV. I do it once a week.

as a plumber, working for myself:

for a three day complete re-pipe
gross: $45,000
net: $28,000-30,000

>>562605302
>>>562605027
nice, you should give the old guys a handy for that much money

Helped my uncle move got $100

>>562605302
damn howd you wind up with that golden goose? craigslist?


are they senile? do you have to talk? are you pretending to be someone else (like their son?)?

>>562605389
jesus, did they not get a second quote?

>>562605245

It isn't my entire profit, it basically pays for hosting that is about it.

I use amazon.

>>562605442
I specify that I don´t do sexual favors. Come accross more professional that way.

Honestly, lower end stocks. Study up, learn how to read charts, and learn how to scan through buy and sell orders to track momentum.

I've made $3400 in a day (930 AM to 4 PM, EST). It's so easy it's hilarious. But you need money to make money. If you're playing lower end stocks (ranging from .001 to .10), doubling your money is cake.

Hell, there are even "momentum plays." Just look for a stock on the rise, invest while it's going up, and sell whenever you feel like it's slowing down, before it maybe dips back down or corrects. I invested in TTDZ (now known as GRCU) and bought in on the way up at .023, sold at .036, and casually made 50% of what I invested back. And that was just playing around. This happens ALL the time.

As long as you have SOME money, small and micro cap stocks can make you some serious, serious money.

>>562605615
do you own a home, a decent sized home, in a heavily congested metropolis?

>>562605680
oh cool, thanks. always excited to see people make money that way, and curious how they do it.

I had a friend who was making like $4k passive income each month on porn referral sites he was doing. was pretty crazy.

what advertising do you use ... that is the bulk of your money? like adwords?

>>562605595
I just sort of got into it by telling someone the idea. And then they spread it to their friends and such.

I just pretend like I´m a grandson and talk about stupid shit like the weather. Since I´m 23 years old the grandson thing works like a charm.

Anyone got any guides on how to get into investing? I want to start saving into an account with good interest when I have a good job.

britfag here if that helps

>>562604031
Elaborate. What kind of books?

>>562606005
I guess not - I'm just surprised that you can make $10k a day net, and no one is underbidding you.

>>562603513

just ask them out... most of the time, rich guys apreaciate "normal" people as a date

>>562605987
How does one get started in stocks, do you need a broker or what

In summary you get rich by only thinking certain thoughts that were key in causing success to happen for others and for success to happen in general until this thinking becomes habitual. Then success simply happens because its all you are comfortable being capable of doing because it is a habit at that point

Then you make plans to define what you want to plan for that means success to you in life

Then you make the plans to go after the things you have defined that mean success to you

And then every single day you live the actions that cause the creation of the goal that you are planning

These actions become habitual and within a matter of time the success becomes automatic and simply happens

>>562605389
As a contractor, I'm shocked you even have a job.

computer repair

literally easiest shit ever and you can charge outrageous prices for doing the most simplistic tasks.

I make around 3-5k a week.

>>562606410
generally yes, there are online "brokers" too but im not sure how that works. theres an about.com article that explains stocks pretty well if you look up "stocks about" on google.

>>562606685
What are the most common things you do?

I imagine just a lot of reformatting.

>>562606119
a friend of mine is in finance, he helped me buy some shares in a few companies (Rovi, Caterpillar, amongst a few) but i wouldn't know enough to help.

>>562606278
not bragging but my clientele pay for quality work, and that is exactly what i provide.

About 100k in just over 3 months.
I used to have 3 commercial sized grow-ops. All 3 just happened to do really well on one cycle, got an amazing yield, quality was trips, got 3200 a pound. Put just over 100k in my pocket after I had paid back bills, overhead, and given my partners their cut.

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>>562606414
>people actually believe this

>>562606014

Adsense, it is just so easy.

No the bulk of my money comes from users who pay for the advance version of my site. Probably 3K comes from that the rest comes from the ads/affiliate and the hosting is like $300 a month.

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live in norway, work in the fish industry,1 month out on the seas, came home with 130k NOK (21k USD)

>>562606436
fuck off, mate. it's the contractor's that write me the checks, on most big jobs. I could only imagine what those faggots are making.

>>562605987
What broker do you use for the lower end stocks

>>562605987
any good websites to look into anon?

I work 47 hours a week for $430. yeah taxes blow.
it boils down to one and a half days a week i basically work for free (all taxes)

>>562605987
how does tax work on stuff like that? is it automatic?

>>562605987
Any good books that you could recommend to someone wanting to get into this?

About $18k in 30mins on Google stock. I've also lost a lot of money in a short amount of time.
Stock market :(

>>562605987
interesting.. i have some extra money I can lose

ill have a look at this.. any links for me to start with?

>>562603513

You dont, the American dream does not work anymore.

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>>562603513
I steal

>>562603513
>HOW DO I GET RICH GUYS!
Just like the guy in your pic, Timothy Ward, lend elderly pensioners money at extremely high interest then bash them when they don't pay up.

>>562607278
But you've failed to state whether you are a residential plumber or a commercial plumber.

I run an underground poker game with a close friend of mine. Make approx $8000-10k USD tax free a night. Some nights more.

>>562608712
>>562608712
both, but that specific job was residential

>>562607629
Same. Fucking. Situation. I'm sick and tired of being poor. Saving my cash up right now to move to North Dakota and apply for a job with the fracking people

>>562606410
>>562607410
>>562607456

I use etrade, because I'm typically a long term investor. It's $10 for each time you buy or sell, so that may not appeal to some. I know there are some companies where that fee is much lower, or nonexistent.

For me, the $10 isn't too bad because I'm heavily invested into some growing solar companies. If one of my stocks were to even fluctuate from, say, .10 to .101, I'd make $120 on that stock ($100 if you deduct the $10 to sell and $10 to buy).

Hell, I used to work for 20+ hours at a grocery store for that kind of paycheck.

Before you do anything, study up, majorly. When you know the signs, and can spot news with ease, it's easy, but it takes practice. If you try to do this without experience, you can lose money very, very fast. I'm not ashamed to admit I have several stocks from when I started out that lost me 90%+ of my investment (usually of $40-$200 or so, but still, shitty).

This is not a get rich quick scheme. IF you read up on it, study it, and practice, you can make absurd amounts of money. If you attempt to do it as some "wolf of wall street" wanna be, you'll get fucked.

My play of 2014: this one solar stock announced an acquisition of another company, and this would turn them from a research company losing money into a multi million dollar solar installation company. I put in $8000 at .03 (in December), and sold recently at .17 (in July). That's $38k (minus the original $8k). $38k for letting money sit there for 7-8 months. Other times it's way faster. With TTDZ/GRCU my investment only had to wait for about two weeks.

FYI, the current play of 2014-2015 is SLTD. If you want to practice researching stocks, look into SLTD and the news surrounding it. They're a multi million dollar company now, and they keep posting record profits, and they're expanding rapidly. They also just completed a new solar cell which is RECORD breaking.

Good luck with your own research!

>>562609702
>>562609702

Where do I get started learning to invest? What are the definitive books on the subject?

>>562609702
Can I give you money and you make me money? Thanks. Please respond.

>>562609702
How and where do you learn how to properly research the market?

>>562607120
thanks, very interesting

The majority of people in this thread are talking out of their ass.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>562607763

For taxes, you pay on your winnings. It can be pretty steep, but there are different kinds of stock accounts you can open to avoid those fees. Definitely look into the different styles of accounts. For a basic one, like Ameritrade, etrade, etc., it's relatively steep. It's not terrible, but can be 15%. That can be unappealing to some.

>>562603513
I'm poised to make about $5500 from a few weeks of consulting work

Not a lot, but my personal best

>>562609702
Thank you for the info!

>>562608087
>>562608296

I honestly just monitored InvestorsHub boards and used the internet. Investpedia (or whatever it's called) was good. The internet was all I needed. Just be careful of obvious BS sites that are used by stock pumpers. They'll look as chinsy as the quality of writing.

>>562604912
>7000k
>8k
nigger wut. 7000k would be 7 million you ignorant bitch

Gold mining. Takes some money to get started, and a good claim, but I made 1000k a day last week, setting my own hours and doing fairly simple work. Plus if you deposit a check from the place you sell your gold, and it is less than $9999, bank doesn't report it to the irs.

>>562610736
Ok thanks man

>>562611112
>Plus if you deposit a check from the place you sell your gold, and it is less than $9999, bank doesn't report it to the irs.

FYI structuring your deposits like that is illegal.

>>562610284

I've only ever done that for my dad, and that was scary enough. With SLTD I took his 2k and made it 3.6k. He's still happy. He's a working class man, so I was glad to do that for him.

>>562611112
you made a million dollars a day mining gold? shit

>>562611302
So you'll do it for me then? Thanks. It won't be as scary since you don't care about me like you do your dad.

>>562603513
whats the "get out" frog doing there

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>>562603513
I know that guy. Hes the worlds richest pedophile.

>>562603513
Entered with 200 bucks and left casino with 600 bucks. Simply as that.

>blackjack alpha race posting in.

About the stock thing:

First and foremost: just BE CAREFUL. I know a lot of you guys here are research-orientated...... like pizza bombing War Machine's house..... so this should be rewarding for some of you. For me, I researched stocks while doing my PhD, and those 6 months paid off more than anything. I ate, slept, and breathed stocks for 4-6 months. Just observed, listened, and read like a mother fucker.

Stocks are essentially free money for the research orientated.

>>562611278
Well only an idiot would deposit $9999 on the dot every time.

>>562603513
name?

>>562610443
Looks like someone is jelly.

Sold a pair of sneakers for 2k in minutes

>>562605209
tell me more pl0x, i tried my hand at stock options and thinking about futures.

>>562608324

What, steroids?

>>562611857
If a person already works 50 hours per week, they probably don't have time to be successful at this, eh?

>>562609702
How do I into research? I also did a 10k project in school where we each got a fake 10k to invest in real companies. I invested all of into a company that was using pipes going from Iraq. It rose 1100% in a month and if it was real money I would have made bank. Though right after I sold (I was best in class) it went completely under.

>>562611857
Where and what did you do the research on, like how stocks work and how the game works? Or strategy?

Worked for a crime boss. Every time I finished a job for him, he'd just hand me stacks of $100s. I was living the good life until I was dumb enough to give that up.

>>562612096
Gold shoes? ffs

>>562603513
>>562608324
Why we posting Thai dude? I remember his thread O_o he seemed pretty aawesome

Also, fast money, kickstarter with an idea that doesnt suck testicles?

>>562611964
I'm just letting you know so you can cover your ass. If you get audited down the road, they might also go after you for structuring your payments.

>>562612478
>implying you take the money away

BTW, is that possible?

>>562611857

Thanks, I'm about to become a PhD candidate myself. What do you suggest I start with when learning about how to invest?

>>562611857
>Stocks are essentially free money for the research orientated.

I thought they were basically free money for the people at the top who have all the insider info, and it is just fucking gambling for everyone else.

>>562612928
gtfo, Occupy Wallstreet.

>>562613075

I like how everyone in is making 100k a month, and there are fags who believe it.

>>562613075
I'm serious man, not just ranting. it seems like a rigged game.

>>562612928
What if a "raid" on stocks market could be done?

I mean, everybody here buy some shitty stock that worths, leet's say, $2.

>/b/ros buy the fucking stock
>market goes with us and buys too
>/b/ sends keyword to sell
>whole /b/ros sell the shit out
>market gets trolled
>????
>profit

What do you thinnk?

>>562603513
148 millions euros win in my holiday in Tuscany...best holiday of ever...

I started a YouTube channel years ago and linked it with Adsense. Over the years the monthly earnings have gone from $5 to the current $240.

It's not much, but it's regular income that doesn't require any work.

>>562611983
also interested

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Hey guys if I buy bitcoin now will it rise again this year?

>>562613481
Would help

>>562613604
>>562613604
No bitcoins are cooked.

>>562613424

You are 100% right. There are just a lot of trolls on here hoping to fool some hapless sap into the game because it supports their world view. /b/ has become really right wing fascist over the years. I think its all of the Nazi fags.

Sold a SCAR 17S during a gun panic.

>>562613604
No way to tell. Watch the trends and make a guess. I'm beating myself upside down the street for not buying last autumn when they were low. I figured that I could wait until I had some loose cash and look what happened; they rose like a motherfucker.

>>562613889
Ha thanks man, you just saved me going a grand further into debt on that shit. Last time I listen to that fucker.

>>562604031
I'm doing the same except with comic books, I'm not making enough to not have to work full time though.

>>562613481
interested

stock market OP. literally within hours, you can make thousands of dollars

>>562603513

I whored out my body for a bachelorette party for $5000.

Money
Liquor
Sex with chicks
Sounds amazing, right?

Fucking dead wrong. I know women say they're scared of being treated like a piece of meat but jesus fuck. So many things were unexpectedly shoved up my asshole that I'm still nervous about people being behind me.

>>562613889
why do you say that?

>>562603513
when I was in college I sucked a dudes dick for £300 and a voodoo 5 graphics card...too about 15 minutes..apparently I give good head...first and only cocok I ever sucked. straight male now, was curious fucking weirdo as a kid though

>>562613481
highly illegal and easy to get caught

>>562613481
SEC finds everyone, investigates, seizes your computers, arrests everyone involved.

I make around 8billion dollars an hour banging and getting blowjobs from hot chicks It's so cash.. they like my big D so much the all pay me for it nuff said?

>>562614308
>>562613629
>>562613481
I'm serious on this:

Think with me, point out any flaws on this plan:

>We create a meme that indentifies the raid to buy the stock
>We have another on to sell
>We post the raid to buy and enter a homebroker while the post is active. When it 404'd we stop buying.
>Same thing to sell
>We chose the stock by the time we start.

Least amount of time? Does inheritance count? £2,000,000.

I own a bar these days.

>>562614358
As a day trader literally competing with people who have PhDs, you only gain money if they lose money. So unless you've studied for years it's extremely doubtful barring random luck that you'll come out ahead.

Ausfag investor here, inside word
--Buy
Newcrest
Posidon nickle
Buru energy
Armour energy

-- sell
AGL
Big banks except NAB

>>562613481

It'd probably be MASSIVELY shorted by the people already holding it. They'd see it rise on no news, and you may get people who jump on it suspecting forthcoming news, but for the most part people holding it would think "lololo sweet... SELL."

Also, stock manipulations are illegal "officially." Massive manipulators have actually just been arrested two weeks ago. One guy was named HotStocksAce. The SEC crucifies people like that.

And not to bash the idea, but it'd have to be a tiny stock. If you did that with a stock worth .001, and bought in small amounts, it may work a little.

Stock price is: Market cap divided by number of stocks. For a $2 stock, the market cap would be HUGE. Like, 500 million dollars or more, generally (depends on the number of stocks).

>>562614564
>>562614636
Really? We have gore and CP shit rolling around here, nobody got caught before (I guess)

>>562613481
That's illegal sir.

>>562606119
it's called a roth IRA

>>562612237
I do reading on seekingalpha.com. Its a forum. People write articles both for and against certain stocks and publish them.

Don;t listen to the nay sayers on this site. If you do your research, you can make some good money. The stock market isn't a game just for the 1%. PLently of normal people play it. I make 75k a year and consistantly beat the s&p 500. I'm up over 20% this year.

>>562614862
The SEC monitors every trade, anything that looks unusual as in a whole bunch of people dumping stock at the same time will be investigated, computers will be seized, evidence of collusion will be found, massive fines and or jail time for everyone involved.

>>562604364
mildly successful?

$4k a week is over $200k a year, i'd say that was more than 'mildly successful'.

I made 100 bucks helping some 8/10 qt mind some disabled people.

>>562604031
I'm a junker too. I deal in a variety of antiques; pens, pottery, vintage tube amps.

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went big on apple stocks back in 1993
a friend of mines bentley on the road there, my sons range rover and my bentley on my drive way

>>562615047
people get arrested from 4chan all the time. they turn over IPs at the drop of a hat. There is a big difference between looking at internet photos and stock manipulation.

>>562614862
Dude I joke a lot on this site but this is serious advice lol Martha Stewert got a ton of time selling her own stock xD and she was rich imagine what they'd do to a poor person like you if you were caught lmao

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>>562614863
Yes. It counts.

>>562615076

Big time. I hate when people say that the stock market is a "gamble." If you ever call it this, you're not ready. It's usually never a gamble if you've done your research.

And your $75k per year is crazy. I had a student like you. Bastard made my usual earnings in the $30k region look like child's play.

>>562615678

Any good places to start the research?

>>562615047
Financial crimes are usually investigated aggressively, there's a reason why the SEC and IRS are considered the most powerful government agencies, the government doesn't want you fucking with their currency.

>>562615335
Man, what a fuck is the connection between us?

We are anonymous, and I'm not flattering /b/, it's because in fact we don't have anything in common.

Again, I can't see why we would leave trace if there are every kind of freak lurking around and have not been captured yet.

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>>562614445
The shod be self-explanatory.

>>562615434
you lucky fuck. in the early 90's apple was shit.

>>562615678
I hate when people say that the stock market is a "gamble."

sorry man but it looks that way. I was around when tech markets tanked in the late 90's. you talk about research, but it just seems there are too many variables, and the people who control those variables are the ones with the bulk of the money. I dont see how it CANT be either a fixed game for the people with the intelligence, or a gamble for everyone else.

I'd be glad to be wrong man - I'd love to think that research, insight and hard work pays off.

>>562615891
They're not stupid, if a whole bunch of people dump a random stock at the same time, they will investigate every single person doing it, they will confiscate all your electronic devices, they will find evidence on them, they will subpoena ISPs for metadata records.

>>562615338

Well to be honest, being a programmer as a career, you can easily make $200K+ so I see it as I kinda took an easy way out. Also I had no clue this would lead to me working for myself.

I would rather have more press and be a little more well known. It is funny cause when I tell people I own my own site and it makes money, they go what press have you been in? And I answer small blogs, nothing big. It is kinda a slap.

So that is why I call it mildly, but I am happy with it.

>>562616147
by cooked, you mean too high? I figured you meant cooked like manipulated.

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>>562615434
Congrats.

>>562603513

True story time

>Dad starts a construction company around 5 years I was born

>Steadily increasing cash until I was about 10 years old

>By the time there was 5 million in the company bank account, about 700k of which we could freely spend for anything.

>Dad spends 4.5 million in 2006 on a massive factory and hires 200 + staff working in the factory.

>Next year credit crunch strikes, my dad loses everything, left with 50k in the bank

>Today, things are slowly but surely picking up again, just reached 200k in the company account

So yeah, thats the story

>bank of ireland shares were more than €5
>recession
>now they're €0.30
>bought 40k worth
>willl eventually quintuple or more since govt owns 99 percent of bank

I made $150k in one year just workin. Well, I cleared $110k (fuckin govt)

But busting your ass to get rich defeats the purpose. The whole point of being rich is so you don't have to do that shit

>>562615434

Awesome. And that's all it takes. Do the research, choose the right company, and BAM. Set for decades.

Aside from my usual earnings which have me VERY happy, that's what I'm hoping happens with SLTD. A year ago it was .0085. Now it's at .13 (after a correction period). They went from being a development stage company to a multi-million dollar solar company, AND their record breaking solar cell is going to be manufactured. They're currently in talks with "several" manufacturers after finishing their final stage prototype. I'm expecting it to be around .50-.75 next summer due to their acquisition alone. If they announce a manufacturer, BAM. $2.50+. They'll make tons on licensing.

>>562616496
Fuck off, Daniel.

>>562616418
>>562616418

Fuck you, i'm learning c++ and trying to become a programmer. Just getting to grips with template classes and functions.

You say this shit is easy? Please write a textbook, I'll buy a copy of it for sure

>>562616768
>Awesome. And that's all it takes.

right. because apple looked so fucking promising in the early 90s? They were getting their asses kicked, MS had to fucking STEP IN to keep them afloat.

>>562616475
I should have been more clear, I mean cooked as in you wont find it a magical investment anymore and its price will continue to fluctuate around the mean line which should have a gradient similar to inflation.

>>562616496
good luck friend

>>562616848

You misunderstood me, I said I took the easy way out, by taking my skills and working for myself. I don't challenge myself in those areas anymore. So I don't learn anything new.

Also stick with it as a career you will make bank trust me. I got greedy early on in my career and now yes I make a good living but my friends are making a lot more than me, because they took programming as their career and I started a company.

>>562617090
yeah I just checked the stock prices, if you bought in 1993, at 2 per share, they steadily dropped throughout the 90s to .8 per share...

>>562603513

2300 euro in day.

>>562603513

I make about 1200 a month simply by selling my body. Sometimes I make more than that in a week or less than it in 2 months. Really depends on the amount and generosity of costumers.

>>562617103
I also expect it to trend more downward not upward too.

Also this isn't /b/ - Investment Advice
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>562616219
Tech was a bubble in the 90's. Look at PE ratios. The higher they are, the riskier the stock is (well historically).

Intel typically trades at a PE of ~13-15. Right now its trading around 17. What does that mean? Well Intel reports they earned about $2.00 a year per share. So with a PE of 17, the stock would be priced at $34. So it could be considered to be over priced. You would not want to buy it right now. Now if the share price dropped to $26 it would have a PE of 13 which is its historical low PE, you would have a really good entrance point.

A company like Tesla is trading at a PE of ~1100, which is crazy. But high growth companies are typically traded with higher PE ratios.

>>562615434
I owned apple back around 04 when it was $74, or $7.40 after the recent split. But I sold it :(

>>562615004
mmm.. do you buy them urself as well?

>>562615891
Dumbass you think if authorities requested are IP addresses from 4chan they'd have trouble getting it... 4chan would sell us..AKA anan out in a heartbeat in connection to stock fraud simple as that

>>562613424

You're right. Hell, congress had to be told to STOP doing it. It happens all the time, but, like prostitution, it's hard to press charges.

On other scales, there are also market manipulators. Then there are stock promoters.

There's a great amount of rigging going on.

>>562603513
>be attorney
>make 200k in a month on a personal injury case.
I've made more on cases, but not so quickly.

>>562617428
you never get really rich working for someone else. congratz on starting your own company. now go start the next one. hire someone to handle your web app, and go make a new one.

>>562616848

You should be aware by now that most people in this thread are lying about their "success".

Unless you are stupid that is.

>>562617428

I also want to know about investing. This stuff is seriously interesting to me, and I know that I can do research and analyse shit well.

I'm from a pretty working class family, but we all just want to make it for ourselves in this life.

Money is one of the best freedoms you can have. Good health is more important, but I think money is 2nd.

>>562606414
So what you are saying is this.
I want to become a criminal master mind.
I sell drugs everyday it becomes habitual.
I eventually have enough money to buy underlings to sell for me.
They do this for me and it becomes habitual for me to pay them.
I then move onto killing the competition. Killing the competition becomes habitual.
Suddenly one day I am successful and rich. Its really not that easy you gigantic faggot.

>>562617090
That is the reason I spent every single cent I had for apple.
Half my life abandoned me and thought I was crazy, but then they all came back begging to be in my life again.

The way I see it is, the crazy people seem to succeed the most.
"You will never fly Mr. Wright!" said some nobody before they took flight.

>>562616768
I stay away from penny stocks. I lost a lot of money from them.

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>>562605987
Hmmmmmm.......
Hmmmmmm........
Hmmmmmm.......

>>562616219

I know I've been relatively technical here so far, but bubbles are the niggers of the stock market. Pot stocks just experienced that. Before that it was 3D printing. Then solar in 2011.

>>562605389
damn, I just had someone replumb a 2500 sq ft commercial building in pex and pvc for $1000.

>>562618052

Lies

>has money
>comes to /b/

>>562617724

Thank you, actually I am working on a hobby project. I am working on a bitcoin online wallet, but something that has features I want. My friend got me into bitcoin a month ago and I am hooked. I don't want to add it to my web app as it doesn't fit.


>>562617902
I don't know much about investing. I did work on black boxes for a while before starting company. I don't much other than how HF traders get the best deals and move markets.

>>562603513
>>562608324
This is the Thai Pimp who manages Ladyboys and Women. He had a vice special about how he does lots of steroids and has lots of women who care for him.

>>562617702
pretty good

what was your % and, without doxing yourself, what happened to your client?

>>562618193
and before that you had housing, and before that you had tech sotcks. Bubbles come and go, the best thing is to find good solid multi national companies with good solid earnings and invest in them.

For every Apple, you have 10 Solyindra.

>>562604228
>blackjack
>being good at it

don't bullshit us man, everyone is good at blackjack. Also everyone is bad at blackjack

>>562603513
>relative dies
>get boatload of money

>>562605987
microstocks are too easy to pump and dump. scares me.

>>562617661
yeah but when you are in it, it doesn't look like a bubble - you just look like a loser for sitting on the sidelines.

I worked for stock options in san jose back in the day - I've seen people with new ferrari's on IPO day, and see my $150 shares plummet to shit. All in the same company, 2 years apart.

>>562618052
that is great you believed in them. I would have said you were crazy, they had no product worth a shit at the time. PC's had caught up / surpassed Macs in the one areas Mac were known for ( graphic design ) . why would you invest in them?

>>562606997
this but 50k.

>>562603513
For all you stock guys, where do you go to buy and sell your stocks? Website?

>>562604912
try this everyday and you'll end up on the streets, l0l. bad advice

>>562618463
>rich
>on /b/
>implying you can't be rich as well

either way, why does it matter where I go? My life is pretty much accomplished. It's my son I'm worried about

>>562603513

Who is this?

>>562618889
I have a fidelity account. Although there are a bunch of others.

>>562618180

That guy made money because he was a broker, and told unaware investors (the internet didn't exist as it does now) that low end stocks were going to explode soon. So, he would front load them (invest before his investors did), promote them on BS, and then sell when it went up pretty high. Then, the thing would crash. The investor gets fucked, and he gets tons of money.

This is what the one guy here was promoting, and the SEC crucifies people for it.

Good damn movie though.

>>562618750
My logic was that, if a company as high caliber as MS is helping out a nobody, wonders may or may not happen.

My life was going to either begin, or end at that moment in time

>>562603513
Who is that in picture?

>>562603513
Where can I hear of this mans adventures?

I like the idea of an old ass dude with shitty tats destroying poor asian women.

>>562618572
client rear ended by a semi truck. it was a miracle he survived. 200k was my 33%.

>>562615678
could i get some way to contact you if i have any questions as i start my research in the stockmarket?

>>562607252

Can i move there and do that from US

>>562618529
no that makes sense to keep em separate. just a heads up - lots of projects fail, only takes a few good hits though.

I've worked in a few hit driven industries, and I don't know how people get back up after a massive failure.. but the ones who do make money.

the other real trick seems to be using other people's money. like after you get a few solid things under your belt, using investors to take the risks for you, paying yourself a salaray, and keeping a smaller portion of the profits.

That way you get a steady income, minimize your personal risk, and when you do have something that takes off, you still get rich.

>>562608324
Who is that?

>>562619398
There was a story of him on VICE. He is a pimp in Thailand who deals with Ladyboys and Women. He treats them like family apparently. He really cares about the women. But he cares more about steroids and they are legal in Thailand so its a win win in his case. He makes a good pimp because he is a roided out large white man and all the shorter asian men fear him.

>>562618750
Back when apple was approaching $700 for the first time I had a bar friend telling me how I should buy Apple. He knew nothing about the stock market. At this point I knew it was a bubble. He was telling me how he loaded up at $600 and was already up 10%. Well it soon popped and dropped to under $400. Then like a moran, he sold what he had.

If he had held on through the bad times, he would be up over 50%.

>>562619398

>>562619607

his name is sharky or something

>>562619083

You are such bullshit. Why would a 40-50 year old come on here to talk about making money to /b/ tards? Dont you like have something to do with all of your money. I can think of 100 more important things to do with my time then be on /b/ if I had a lot of money. You are just some right wing lying fuck trying to get a bunch of young people to believe the system works when it does not. Lots of tards on here are too stupid to realize that /b/ has become a battle ground of social concepts for the minds of the future. Thats why the Freemasons are always on here advertising.

>>562619807
Listen Nigger, All ages browse /b/ but it is heavily 13-25 year olds.

>>562619560
I don't have a dummy email account anymore..

>>562619361
interesting. I guess I was seeing the decline of a giant lol. MS had stolen everything that made apple great ( graphic interface, graphic design market, etc ) .

MS was just keeping them afloat because they were in the midst of these monopoly cases.

>>562619807
I'm 36. Why does it matter what age someone is.

Well I got paid $1250 the other day and the transaction took about 50ms to go through. So that day I was making $2.16 BN a day.

>>562620050
no skype or anything like that?

>>562619807

Why don't you shut the fuck up you retard. I started coming on 4chan when I was 16, now I'm 23. It's a website, what is so magical about it that people over 30 can't come on it? fuck off

>>562620218
because under 14 you go to prison :(

>>562619807
Rich 50 yo here. I come here because you fuzznuts crack me up. also the naked teens.

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How can i get into the stockmarket if i'm outside the US?

>>562619997
>>562620218
>>562620340

Yeah that got your attention didn’t it? Now you have to back pedal to do damage control. Good luck faggots.

>>562618736
thats why you never go long/hold. all sub-penny stocks should be dropped within 48 hours

>>562619807
When you get to the point in life when you have TOO MUCH MONEY, that's when problems start occurring..
My father told me when you get a high paying job, always make use for money. When you start having too much money, you start making mistakes, mistakes lead to bigger mistakes and next thing you know, you end up on the streets again.

I understand your hatred, I used to look up to the big guys and think I wish I had the money that they had. Money doesn't buy happiness, you have to learn eventually. It may cause temporary feeling of happiness, however never permanent.

>>562618736

I think you mean manipulate, in which case you're very right. Fucking "market makers" are crazy companies.

Pump and dump = Wolf of Wall Street shit. Tell fake news about a company with little to no profits. It's where you buy a shit load, tell people the lies so they buy, then sell to make profits. The company has to be effectively worthless to begin with. Still is a legit fear though.

>>562619801
tim sharky

>>562619807
>mfw this much stupidity appears
>mfw he really believes that anon is 40-50
>mfw there is a high probability that people activating on this board have that age
>mfw i have no face
gtfo newfag

>>562620706
>>562620706

I'm a 23 year old graduate, and I think money would make me pretty happy. I want to learn languages, instruments, and art. I want to use my skills to make the things I want but I know I'll be sucking dick in some junior position for years before I do anything but grunt work.

Money gives you the freedom to do what you want

>>562619807
correct, 40-ish /b/tard here.

You'll be suprised the kind of ppl who browse /b/

the outside world sees /b/ as furry loving, racist, edgy teens and thats a good thing.
every now & then there are amazing threads on here..

>>562605272
That joke is, bullocks.

>>562619605

Great advice, I usually tell budding entrepreneurs to start it as a hobby and then gauge if it is a business.

My company was started out of I wanted a site that did A, no site did A, I build site that did A. Many people said they would pay if site did A and B, so I added B and people paid.

>>562620532
Well if you own US dollars, you can deposite them in your brokerage account. But if you are in Russia, and a company like GE is not traded on a exchange in your country, then you are out of luck.

I've owned stock in companies based in Germany, Norway, China, South Korea, Chile, and others.

>>562620952
You're absolutely right.
I guess I worded it a little bad
What I'm trying to get across here is that being "Financially Free" and "Having a tonne of money" are different things.
One you can enjoy life and live it how you want, other you are just a filth with a big bank account

>>562620706
all broke people talk like you do
in the end, money gives you the opportunity to try/experience new things. money is security in life. you watch too many mob movies. real life is nothing like what you said

>>562620952

I know exactly what I want. Where I would go.

But without money, I can't do those things. I've done them in the past and they were the happiest moments of my life.

>>562618613

Solyndra was fundamentally fucked. They relied on a new process, which required new machinery, and it was largely untested. I can't believe they ever got the funding they did. Fucking scam.

Right now, solar is increasingly efficient. It's really showing solid progress. Solyndra is a fucking joke. I barely consider it an actual company. It was more of a shell for government funding.

>>562620818
Never seen WOWS. Was it good? It kinda bugged me that it glorified scumbag white collar criminals.

Anyone who says "money can't buy happiness" has never been poor and destitute.

>>562614385
Lol anon tell me the rest this interest me

>>562621420
I was pointing out for every successful company like Apple, there are a bunch of failure.

>>562621862
Let me fix that for you..
"Money can't buy PERMANENT happiness"

>>562607629
>it boils down to one and a half days a week i basically work for free (all taxes)


In term of taxes have it worse, but i don't consider working for free, since taxes in my places are used to provide free healthcare, and free education ( for example). And these public services are for me a kind of 'indirect salary'.

>>562619997
>>562620218
>>562620340
>>562620443
>>562620706
>>562620896
>>562620975

All of this damage control is glorious. But it wont stop your secret being out. Your secret is out now.

To everyone else do your own research dont let these social - - - architects - - - tell you what the truth is and make you into a useful - tool-.

>>562621590

Take the most reckless and absurd movie you've ever seen and multiply it by 10. It's fucking nuts. Tons of nudity.

>>562622030

You're a retard. You really think i'm some high and mighty financial beast who sits on his perch shitting on the poor plebs in society?

Were you abused as a child, or did you have bad schooling, or what? What exactly is it that makes you hate the idea that some people are rich and successful?

>WE'RE NOT TOOLS OF THE GUBBERMENT, OR ANYBODY ELSE

1/10 because i replied

>>562622030
True.
Everyone needs to find their own truth.
More like "Underlined Truth" with todays society..

>>562621994
That depends how good you are with money.

Also "money can't buy you happiness, but it sure makes misery comfortable."

Fuck, I know I spent a year depressed as fuck with nothing to do but tons of cash until I realised I had to be doing something. Comfy though.

>>562620706
only dumbfucks and poor people go buy a bunch of toys and depreciating assets when they get money. I still live a middle class lifestyle and shop for bargains although I could afford much more. Its just nice knowing you got money if you need it. Takes the pressure off.

Ok /b/
I'm heading to sleep. This was one of the more successful threads I've ever participated in.

Good luck in your life tomorrow, if you so decide to finally start it

Money can't buy happiness, but if I have to cry, I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than a Hyundai.

millwright

I started 2 businesses that failed and one successful one.

Lost about 20k on the investments but now regularly make 200-250k over the 2 month Christmas period. Unfortunately it needs to be split between my two business partners but 60k for 2 months work is not too bad.

Prepare to lose your money. Business is always risky, no matter how well planned out. But better to die of thirst than to drink from the cup of mediocrity.

>>562621285
Thanks anon
Currently i live in Mexico, and i want to start on the stocks...
So i can invest on foreign companies from here? Or should i get an US bank account and start on some websites?

>>562603513
you're a shit cunt if you want to be tim fucking ward
the autistic fuck

>>562623324
Mexico has a stock market, I don't know much about it though. Your best bet is to use Google. You would only need to deposit American dollars into the brokerage account. I'm not sure how to do this. Again Google would be your best source of info.

>>562621203
yeah, I have a steady business, and my investments are in my own side projects.

1 fail so far, another about to launch... so we will see :)

>>562622581
same here.. i make twice what i need to live my ~comfortable~ life. the rest goes into savings. i can buy a brand new <insert car brand here> but i drive a 12 yo japanese car. i do splash out on holidays worldwide. its experiences you have that count.

>>562622581
i have a very fluctuent income, the best month i do four time what i do in my worst month, and i can't understand how you don't change your lifestyle when you have more money.

When i'm in a good month i spend much more than in a bad month : if i'm tired, i take taxi over public transportation, when i'm with people i pay for either their meal or their drink, i eat out more, and in nicer place, when i shop i stop looking at the prices ( for the cheap things i mean), etc...

Maybe it's because i can make 1000€/day in a good day it give me the feeling that i don't have to care that much about the money. But i only managed to save 10k€ in the last 2 years, so i should care more. But when i get 1k€ in cash in my pocket after working a couple of hours i think "ok money is not that much of a problem"

>>562624181
My parents are worth ~5 million, yet they live in a 1100 sqft house build 50 years ago, have a 10 year old Ford Explorer and a new Prius. Huur duurr they need to pay more taxes

>>562624101
Nice good luck with that Launch!!!!!

>>562620830
his name is timothy whale

he's a nice guy.

>>562616651
The whole point of getting rich for me is to change lives and the world. different people different goals i guess

>>562622230
hay mate - do u post in /biz? 0r any where else?

>>562603513
This dude makes more money then me but i'm willing to bet he's doing a ton of roid which means his balls are non-existent.

I breed and sell fish in addition to my full-time job.

I make roughly 11k a year from just the fish

>>562621590
It's pretty cool to watch stoned or on drugs in general, great movie

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>>562624630
part of it is being married. studies show married people accumulate more money than singles. part of it is living in the Midwest US, where the cost of living is relatively cheap and most people don't appreciate conspicuous consumption. but also I don't want to be a slave to the material things in my life. If someone messes up my 2007 ford I don't cry. I go buy another car and pay cash for it.

>>562603513
LOl 14k, 20 sec.
Diver, Making 140$ and hour, becasue in norse sea
>overtime X1.5
>sunday X2
>holdayX2
>>cold ass fuck X2
ass soon as you leave suface, paid for 8 hours
>got y hat, in, cap called it off....
>Profit

>>562603513
Tim Sharky
>Your Welcome

$5000 in about 20 minutes.
i'm a crossdressing prostitute.
it isn't a glorious life and it doesn't pay shit unless you run in to very kind and generous people.

>>562607629
This. $8 an hour working at Dollar General loading trucks. 40 hours a week, take home about $285 after taxes.

>>562626983
Don't you mean it doesn't pay shit unless very kind and generous people run in to you?

>>562626265
I don't own expensive thing either, but yeah i suppose living in Paris, being single and under 30 give me more opportunities to spend money..

>>562624780
thanks :)

>>562626265
''Somebody warn the West, Nigger Charley aint running no more''

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>>562627453
must be awesome being a young man in paris. enjoy this time in your life. but if youre 35+ and still living hand to mouth its not so cool.

>>562626265
>somebody go warn the west, Nigger Charley ain't running no more