72 tells me what to do with all these fruit flies I caught.
Your gonna wait till tomorrow, and wait for the mailman to come around and watch your neighbors houses. Whoever seems to get the most mail, your gonna take your fruit flies and dump them all over their mail and send a note with it saying "Your complimentary gift of fruit flies has arrived for testing purposes"
Make a comic book staring them in all the pages.
Why am I not surprised. As always...OP is a glorious winged faggot
fuck, op, tweezers will be crap compared to an eyedropper...
and you also don't get the amazing feeling of room-temperature cider running down your dickhole which you then later cum back up, bespeckled with black.
There was a thread similar to this the other day, and the dude got asked to stick them into his cock.
OP didn't deliver on that day, and OP will not deliver today.
OP is too much of a bitchass.
Preparing for injection into penis
Fuck the non believers
he is probably second guessing himself
he thought he was all cool untill he actually saw it
he is probably crying right now i think the mods had to do with that 72 so
please b& faggot op if he doesnt deliver
Jeuss, you're really committing. Well then, let's get this shit going.
And OP will be cumming fruit flies, what's your point faggot?
OP is committed
Today OP was a cool guy
If you wanna wait like 15-20 minutes I'll cum them out. It burns but I think I can do it.
please cum them out
I want to see
Good god, let's give this guy a fucking hand.
Holy fucking shit OP, you didn't pussy out, well done!
SEMEN V FRUIT FLY!!
THE GREATEST BATTLE OF OUR TIME!!
WHO WILL WIN?
You're doing God's work OP. I Fukken tip my hat to you!
No. Let them breed inside you. Then they will multiply and use your body as a host. Then you will slowly transform into a being of extraordinary proportions. You will not only become the ruler of the flies, but you will become Lord of the Flies.
Meh, disappointed. He could easily have threw that away before inserting.
Someone please assemble and post a screencap when this is all over.
PRAISE BE TO BASED OP
if this anon can cum ANTS, then certainly you are a bad enough dude to cum fruit flies.
Today OP will be known as Lord of the Flies
All praise the Lord of the Flies
you know what we have to do now brothers
Okay I pissed them out for yas. I would've really loved to cum them out but it wasn't in the cards.
it's probably the vinegar making it burn. if you can't jack it, drink a fuckton of water and piss 'em out through something like a white t-shirt so we can see the flies strained out of the piss. preferably on video!
ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE FLIES!!
ehhhhh idk we only get a blurry pic.....and a empty eye dropper bottle with the tip in.....
i dont see any dripage or messiness i for one love shoving water into my pee hole then pissing it out....and i can never get it to not leak......it LOOKS like op did it but.....the urge to piss would be too great to wait 15 20 mins unless he is trying to find porn to jack off and cum onto the flies creating the illusion
i still think its all a ruse and you all fell for it
This is one of the strangest things I've ever seen a fucking dude do with his fucking dick.
Why do men always do weird shit with their dicks? Why? Why? Someone explain this to me.
this thread is why i still have some faith in /b/
same reason women do weird stuff with their fucking muff sandwich..
Come on /b/, don't give up on The Lord of the Flies. Post pr0n to get him hard!
Nice try, infinigger.
captcha: heaven nwifas
Ok so this may take a while. Shove them in your dick hole. Wait till you have a girlfriend, this may take time, lies, money or just out right lies. in the meantime piss on a mesh screen holding them in. Once you finally find a girl willing to fuck a dude who would save up fruit flies, you convince her to blow you. Also not an easy task. So refer to aforementioned lies money etc. When you are ready to bust from said BJ pull out and jizz all over her face and then promptly dump her for cheating on you with lesser life forms. Fucking whore deserves it for fucking you to begin with. Extra points if you scream "All niggers deserve to burn!" as you bust.
Op. Thank you for not shit posting. You are an awesome person and I am proud to be toasting in an epic bread. All hail LORD OF THE FLIES
>spending even more time to point out said meaningless junk
Calm down John, it's just the internet.
>inb4 spending even more time to point out someone pointing out even more time to point out meaningless junk
Did somebody say... Candlejack?
I never really understood why this was such a big de
>Unnecessarily states she is a female
>Complains when /b/ros Tits or GTFO
>733T ops white knights band together to rescue fair maiden
>All anons fall to femanon and her brave warriors
>Flies start to swarm all around the air
>White Knights drown in mixture of piss and flies
>Hail Lord of the Flies
I love guys who defend the whole tits or GTFO thing, because there is literally nothing you can do to actually make someone post their tits.
You can reply to their posts all you want demanding tits, but what else have you got?
>inb4 hurr duur tits or gtfo.
Make me, faggot.
It happened earlier.
what, you want me to spend my hard earned time putting all together in a hard as fuck to navigate ms paint sheet? Nigger, i just click the pictures and then click upload, its easier, so why would i not do it?
>top tier catch
I like your style m8, very subtle
not a troll, she's a pathetic fat femanon who can't get attention outside her fucking cave that she lives in and takes it out on ppl like us trying to see a guy inject fruit flies on his dick, good people...
lmao oh shit i got served
stay mad motherfucker