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72 tells me what to do with all these fruit flies I caught.
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Easy, eat them
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>>562460053
Snort it all
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>>562460205
>this
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You eat them Leo.
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What did you put in the bowl? I've tried it with vinegar, and also Apple juice and it didnt work.
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>>562460053
Cook them in beer and fry them in palm butter.
For the motherland.
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>>562460053
Your gonna wait till tomorrow, and wait for the mailman to come around and watch your neighbors houses. Whoever seems to get the most mail, your gonna take your fruit flies and dump them all over their mail and send a note with it saying "Your complimentary gift of fruit flies has arrived for testing purposes"
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>>562460567
reroll
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blend them in a coffe grinder or what ever, sizzle them so they get juicy, take said juice and inject into veins. post with pics
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>>562460053
put them in a pickle jar at walmart and take a picture
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>>562460053
put them in your peehole
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put them in your ass by putting a funnel on top of the cup, then sticking the funnel in your ass.
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>>562460053

Insert them into your urethra, one by one. Preferably while they're still alive.

post pics

>72 get
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>>562460053
>fruitflies in eyedropper
>eyedropper in dickhole
>fruitflies in penis
>cum fruitflies
>pics of each step
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drink the liquidy shit and snort the flys
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>>562461072
FUCKING EPIC WINRAR
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>>562461072
fucking ebin
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>>562461072
fucking win
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>>562461072
O SHIT
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>>562461072
winrar
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>>562461072
>>562461072
Oh shit
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>>562461072
op has to deliver
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>>562461072
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Shove them up your urethra
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shit on them then eat it
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OP pussed out or what
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>>562461072
OP is too much of a fucking pussy to do this
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>>562461072
I like where this is heading...
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please op
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>>562460053
shove them up your penis, post pics
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>>562460053
OP what is the brown goop that they were apparently attracted to?
>heres hoping it's your shit
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>>562460053
Take a moment out your a buisy schedule of being a fag and put those flies in your dick op.
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Make a comic book staring them in all the pages.
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>>562460053

72 was rolled.

Your turn OP.
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OP get your bitch-ass in here.
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OP is a fag, he won't delivar
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Oh fuck I forgot I made this thread. Give me a minute. I'll deliver.
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>>562463127
72 was already rolled and OP isnt coming back unfortunately :(
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And for anyone wondering what it is, it's apple cider vinegar. It also work with white wine vinegar or any type of sweet vinegar
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>>562463843
Why am I not surprised. As always...OP is a glorious winged faggot
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>>562464109
We're wondering when you'll deliver.
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>>562463843
>>562463998
>>562464336
see
>>562463971
niggas back, now we just need to see some penisflies and hopefully flycum ;^)
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If I can find my tweezers...
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>>562460053
Throw them away you gross fuck
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>>562464665
you have an eyedropper, op?

shit dick, btw.
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My Crow Aiv
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>>562464665
And here we go.
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>>562464808
That's a good idea.
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>>562464665
why does your dick look like a dildo?
inb4
>rused
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>>562460053
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>>562461072
7-zip
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>>562464934
it's not
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>>562464665
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>>562465086
fuck, op, tweezers will be crap compared to an eyedropper...

and you also don't get the amazing feeling of room-temperature cider running down your dickhole which you then later cum back up, bespeckled with black.
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Bet OP won't delivar.
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>>562465086
Leggo
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fucking bump
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Put them in your butt.
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>>562465086
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bumpo
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Oh fuck OP if you delivrar you will be legend until thread dies
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>>562465720
im sure someone will cap it so penisfly will be remembered forever
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>>562465720
ill only take screen caps if he then proceeds to cum them out
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op hurry the fuck up or just say that you dont do it
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>>562461072

There was a thread similar to this the other day, and the dude got asked to stick them into his cock.

OP didn't deliver on that day, and OP will not deliver today.

OP is too much of a bitchass.
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OP's never deliver not surprised
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Someone screen cap this shit
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>>562460053
find a small funnel, insert in urethra, pour into penis.
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>>562465398
Preparing for injection into penis
Fuck the non believers
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>>562466060
oh lawdy
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Posting in legendary thread don't mind me
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>>562466060
Well then
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>>562465823
he is probably second guessing himself
he thought he was all cool untill he actually saw it
he is probably crying right now i think the mods had to do with that 72 so
MODS MODS
please b& faggot op if he doesnt deliver
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>>562466060
mmmmm
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>>562466060
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Legendary thread is legendary. Also, Lord Master Overton is the one true god.
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I'm sweating bullets over here
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>>562466060
Jeuss, you're really committing. Well then, let's get this shit going.
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Does anyone remember the thread where OP had dead ants in his semen? This is like the same, but not
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Dis gon be guuuud
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>>562466060
This is gonna be entertaining
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Inb4 legendary shit
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>>562466060
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time to start screen capping
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>>562466305
And OP will be cumming fruit flies, what's your point faggot?
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>>562466317
>This is like the same, but not
This is like the same, but not.
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I just noticed rob is kill
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>>562466060
OP is committed
Today OP was a cool guy
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put your dick in it
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>>562466438
i got it
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>>562466517
no
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someone start screenshotting this shit
please
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>>562461072
WINAR!!!!!
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>>562466518

We're not there yet, OP still has time to back out like a huge flaming pussy.
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Snort them alive

>tfw OP wont deliver
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#FaithInOP
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>>562461072
The images in my head....
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>>562466060
op, you're best.
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Oh lord I'm in the presence of greatness
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It's done.
If you wanna wait like 15-20 minutes I'll cum them out. It burns but I think I can do it.
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IM HYPED
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>>562466778
ayy lmao
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>>562466778
WHY
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>>562466778
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>>562466778
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>>562466723
about now he's probably feeling the sting of shoving something into his dickhole.

and soon, he'll be feeling the burn of piping cider down his cock
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>>562466778
please cum them out
I want to see
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>>562466778
Holy shit he actually did it.
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>>562466778
JESUS CHRIST ALLAH PRAISE HIM
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>>562466778
oh shit nigger your a champ
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>>562466778
EXPLODE EVERYWHERE OP! DO WHAT YOU DO BEST!
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>>562466778
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>>562466778

HE DID IT
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OP
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>>562466778
ooooo lawdyyyy.....
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>>562466778
Good god, let's give this guy a fucking hand.
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>>562466778
FUCKING WHY
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>>562466778
>no gif or weebum
the lost potential
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>>562466778
show it coming out of your piss hole
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>>562466778
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>>562466778
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>>562466778
way faster than tweezers, huh?
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>>562467024
>Kenny Hotz
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>>562466778
Holy fucking shit OP, you didn't pussy out, well done!
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Post pic of inside of urethra
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i can wait, for sure.
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I CUM I CUM
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>>562466778
WEBM PL0X
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>>562467042
>>562466778
do it again, but record it and put it on jewtube
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>>562466929
Do we know it was cider? In the end, who fucking cares. This man deserves praise.
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>>562466778
SEMEN V FRUIT FLY!!

THE GREATEST BATTLE OF OUR TIME!!

WHO WILL WIN?
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>>562466778
You're doing God's work OP. I Fukken tip my hat to you!
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No. Let them breed inside you. Then they will multiply and use your body as a host. Then you will slowly transform into a being of extraordinary proportions. You will not only become the ruler of the flies, but you will become Lord of the Flies.
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>>562466778
All hail the new king of /b/
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OP WASNT A FAGGOT
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>>562466778
Legendary thread is legendary
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>>562466778
Meh, disappointed. He could easily have threw that away before inserting.
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>>562466778
Why...
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Okay guys I'm sorry to say but my dick burns way too fucking much to even get hard.
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>>562464109
>>562467234
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Someone please assemble and post a screencap when this is all over.

PRAISE BE TO BASED OP
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video the cumming process and make it a webm so we can get the full effect of you birthing those flies
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>>562467365
Post moar proof
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>>562467365
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>>562467365
don't give up, op! gambatte!
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NEVAR FUCKING FORGET

http://imgur.com/a/AVO7k
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>>562467365

Soldier on you pussy, you didn't stick flies down your dick to NOT cum them out.
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OP you have god status now.
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>>562467528
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>>562467365

You are more than forgiven OP
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Toasting in potentially glorious bread.
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>>562467365
drink a 1/2 gal of water and piss it out in 5 mintues
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>>562466778
cum them out and post a picture clearly showing all the flies in your cum
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archive this shit

op is not a faggot for once
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Screencapped for your entertainment
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>>562467365
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>>562466060
Well done sir.
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>>562466778
Holy fucking shit OP, you're the best!
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>>562466778
no no leave it in for the night. Don't piss, don't cum, let them ferment and fester in your dickhole overnight.
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>>562467620
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>>562467365
you can do it OP
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>>562467571
/thread
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if this anon can cum ANTS, then certainly you are a bad enough dude to cum fruit flies.
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>>562467365
handle the pain for us baby, we'll suc kyou off later
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>>562467671
>13/7
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>>562467602
Today OP will be known as Lord of the Flies
All praise the Lord of the Flies
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>>562467671
>That filename
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>>562467710
POST MORE PORN, FAGGOTS.
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>>562467602
top fucking kek
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>>562467671
>13/07/2014....

We couldn't get someone competent
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>>562466778
You majestic being
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>>562467365
It's okay OP, you get an A for effort
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>>562467817
Woops, my bad, was in a rush. Must of looked at the time and got it confused with the date. Awkward
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>>562467528
he's right
you know what we have to do now brothers
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>>562467881
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>>562467602

All hail: Lord of the Flies
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Okay I pissed them out for yas. I would've really loved to cum them out but it wasn't in the cards.
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>>562467881
This, but unlike this guy, post some that don't remind me of the "ayy lmao" meme.

Christ she's rough.
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made for archive, enjoy
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>>562466778
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it's probably the vinegar making it burn. if you can't jack it, drink a fuckton of water and piss 'em out through something like a white t-shirt so we can see the flies strained out of the piss. preferably on video!
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>>562468090
we love you any LORD OF THE FLIES
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>>562468063
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>>562468103
ow bout u post sum shit, 'steada being a faget, 'eaven? im just posting whatever i click on
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>>562468110
My urethra is tingling
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>>562468090
Good effort OP
May the mods immortalise you by setting your IP to show ID: FlyLord
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>>562468090
ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE FLIES!!
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>>562468090
You did good, Lord of Flies. Can we get more pics of the flies in piss?
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>>562468090

a very disappointing conclusion to an otherwise fun thread.
6/10 OP.
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>>562466778
ehhhhh idk we only get a blurry pic.....and a empty eye dropper bottle with the tip in.....
i dont see any dripage or messiness i for one love shoving water into my pee hole then pissing it out....and i can never get it to not leak......it LOOKS like op did it but.....the urge to piss would be too great to wait 15 20 mins unless he is trying to find porn to jack off and cum onto the flies creating the illusion
i still think its all a ruse and you all fell for it
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Might be easier to see like this
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>>562468090
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>>562468090
You are a fucking hero, anon. PRAISE BE TO LORD OF THE FLIES
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>>562468090
now i'm glad that i couldn't sleep. op fucking delivered. <3
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>>562467671
Fixed, my bad
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What are you doing faggots? Can the pleb among us post this on /r/4chan?
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>>562468354
Fuck off Sherlock.

All hail Lord of the Flies!
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This is one of the strangest things I've ever seen a fucking dude do with his fucking dick.

Why do men always do weird shit with their dicks? Why? Why? Someone explain this to me.
>femanon
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>>562468414
>opflydick
>not Lord of the Flies

pleb
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what did you piss into?

also cum on the rest that are alive!
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>>562466778
OP THE FUCKING MAN
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>>562468354
Oh, finally. Thought I was the only one disappointed here.
He most likely emptied the bottle before inserting. Meh...
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hi mom
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>>562468356
I want these threads, then hate myself when it happens. Why do I do this?
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this thread is why i still have some faith in /b/
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>>562468616
just rename it when you save it
>>562468674
this
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>>562468598
same reason women do weird stuff with their fucking muff sandwich..
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>>562468598
because you bitches wont suck them, we gotta do something.
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>>562468598
>femanon
Congratulations on the vagina.

>>562468354
>empty eye dropper
Maybe it's empty because the flies are NOW IN HIS DICK, NIGGER.
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Come on /b/, don't give up on The Lord of the Flies. Post pr0n to get him hard!
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>>562468594
OP SAMEFAGGING
OP THINKS HE IS COOL
you may have everyone else convinced but not me
fuck off
OP WAS A FAGGOT LIKE ALWAYS
AND YOU HAVE ALL BEEN RUSED
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>>562468598
~you know the rules, and so do I~
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>>562468674
I pissed onto my glass desk and none of them are alive. They've been sitting in a highly acidic liquid which I injected into my dick.
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>>562468356
hows that dick doin op?
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>>562468598

you shut your whore mouth unless you're willing to put fruit flies in your cunt.
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>>562468354
>rusemister
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>>562468878
stop ranting and just accept LORD OF THE FLIES into your heart
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>>562468598
Why aren't you posting tits? That's the real question.
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Today is a fine day my fellow [nationality], we have the honor of seeing OP deliver and achieving legendary status.
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>>562468798
Except that they don't. Not shit like this.
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>>562468926
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You can use them to make vinegar
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>>562468926
>They've been sitting in a highly acidic liquid which I injected into my dick.

my sides are now beyond earth's gravitational pull.
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I want this thread forever
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op! op! op!
>tfw I'm acclaiming someone for having injected flies in his cock
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>>562468926
if you accidentally used the wrong kind of acid and your dick dissolves, will you post pics?
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>>562468815
That's depressing.
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>>562465863
There is absolutely no way that TWO threads got the same get asking the same thing

This get is fake, they used a script to get the 72 and ask again
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>>562468598
Tits or gtfo
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>>562469230
Your post made me raff
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>>562466778
FFFFFFF TOASTED BREAD
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>>562468090
All hail to the Lord of the flies
Seriously, after having to call so many OPs faggots today, you made my hours of searching worthwhile.
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>>562468878
Nice try, infinigger.

captcha: heaven nwifas
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>>562469290

Shut up
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I guess you can say OP is a .... super fly fruity guy.
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>>562469372
Proof of captcha
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>>562469067
Why aren't you posting yours? Lets see your premature little girl nubs.
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OP is legend, it's been a good night on /b/ /b/oys.
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>>562469372
nice try faggot op nice try
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>>562468950
Sorry about your virginity. My thoughts are with you in this difficult tim
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>>562468878
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>>562469485
>Typing the whole captcha

How new are you?
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Ok so this may take a while. Shove them in your dick hole. Wait till you have a girlfriend, this may take time, lies, money or just out right lies. in the meantime piss on a mesh screen holding them in. Once you finally find a girl willing to fuck a dude who would save up fruit flies, you convince her to blow you. Also not an easy task. So refer to aforementioned lies money etc. When you are ready to bust from said BJ pull out and jizz all over her face and then promptly dump her for cheating on you with lesser life forms. Fucking whore deserves it for fucking you to begin with. Extra points if you scream "All niggers deserve to burn!" as you bust.
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>>562469653
>>562469383
>>562469513
>maidens rescued.jpg
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Op. Thank you for not shit posting. You are an awesome person and I am proud to be toasting in an epic bread. All hail LORD OF THE FLIES
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>>562469629
>lol
>gog shortcut
>disgustingly pink bottom bar
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Can someone tell me if op is fag or not

>cant tell if op is fag or not


have i been rused?
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>>562469290
The anthem of tryhard /b/ virgins. Don't need a beta-dar to spot that one!
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>>562469738
Really new, only since '2008. The "nigger" captcha thing is still funny, so GO YOU!! XD
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>>562469653
What are you doing in this thread? you come here fucking up the fun for everyone, then insult people? Typical girl, trying to fuck everything up.
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>>562469858
>gog shortcut
>gog
NIGGER THATS GAME MAKER 8.0 Pro son
>>562469883
yeah you and everyone else here have been rused
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>>562469963
>spending extra time to type meaningless junk just to be special and ironic
this fag though
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>>562469738
Wait, you don't have type that whole thing? I have never ever heard this and I've been here since Candleja
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>>562469883
OP was cool today... but only today.. stay tuned for further shit posting
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the lord of the flies is life the lord of the flies is love
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>>562470035
Sounds like someone's foreskin's too tight! Try sticking it in a real vagina sometime, might help.
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>>562470171
nigger i bet you wernt here for the nina raid...

if u dont know that u prob dont know skinfor1d or cut for bieber too huh?
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>>562470167
>spending even more time to point out said meaningless junk

Calm down John, it's just the internet.

>inb4 spending even more time to point out someone pointing out even more time to point out meaningless junk
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>>562461072
theres a video of something like that on the site without mothers.

only instead of fruit flies, they used bees
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>>562470337
ooh ooh! i waz here 4 nina raid xD v:
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>>562470118
that's even more autistic, i used that to make a shitty mario copy in 6th grade
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>>562469629
>pink bar
>chrome
>bitorrent
>not charged
You faggot.
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>>562470171
Did somebody say... Candlejack?

I never really understood why this was such a big de
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Snort them like extra fizzy cocaine.
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does anyone have a screencap of the whole thing? with the piss included?
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>>562470450
>bees
If said parentless site had letters/numbers involved, I would love to see them
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>Unnecessarily states she is a female
>Complains when /b/ros Tits or GTFO
>733T ops white knights band together to rescue fair maiden
>All anons fall to femanon and her brave warriors
>Flies start to swarm all around the air
>OhShit.jpeg
>White Knights drown in mixture of piss and flies
>Hail Lord of the Flies
>Dinosaur
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>>562470171
U only hav to type the one that looks weird newfig
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>>562470320
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>>562470474
then you dont know how to program son
this shit can make anything the only limitation is your skill
you sucked then and you suck now
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>>562470320
Oh good one, how long have you been waiting to use that one? probably just as long as you've been waiting for a guy to stick his dick in your cobb-webbed vagina ugly bitch.
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>>562470532
dude, were not talking about Candlejack, were trying to focus on Lord of the Fli
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>>562470610
I stated it because being female is crucial to the question I posed of "Why do men do weird shit to their dicks", you fucking imbecile.
>kek tho
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ALL HAIL THE LORD OF LIES!!!!!!!!
#RUSED
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>>562470786
coulda been like "why do we play with our peens?"
pls dont upset the virgins :(
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>>562470707
You seem distraught. Is your dick hard yet?
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>>562470915
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>>562469115
What about fucking muffprints?
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>>562470695
I love guys who defend the whole tits or GTFO thing, because there is literally nothing you can do to actually make someone post their tits.

You can reply to their posts all you want demanding tits, but what else have you got?

>inb4 hurr duur tits or gtfo.

Make me, faggot.
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>>562470915
Listen, we all love how edgy you are. Really. We do. Now show us your tits or piss off.
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>>562470563
http://imgur.com/a/9H8o2#0
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come on m8s stop biting and post them bees
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>all this bread is mine
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>>562470738
Stop with this juvenile candlejack bullshit, it's fucking reta
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>>562470915
If it was hard I doubt it would be because of you. You wouldn't be able to get my dick hard even if you poured cement on it.
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>>562470702
gud one m8
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>>562471091
maybe I can romance you into showing me your glorious flat chest, and maybe even letting me tease your cock c;
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>>562471139
>hostsites
Fuck you. This isn't Reddit.
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>>562471215

...Is that a spider cellotaped to a fucking pencil cross? I love this website.
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OP is kill
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>>562460204
rolling for this
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>>562471248
That is such a shame. I bet you're top tier catch.
>beta
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>>562471215
It happened earlier.

Spider Christ.
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>>562471406
>didn't read the thread

>>562471478
Interesting that this troll has gotten so many replies.
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>>562471091
>>562471091
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>>562471331
what, you want me to spend my hard earned time putting all together in a hard as fuck to navigate ms paint sheet? Nigger, i just click the pictures and then click upload, its easier, so why would i not do it?
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>>562471406
Took you a long time to get here on your phone and off WiFi, samefag.
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>>562471361
>>562471557
I failed.
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>>562471478
>top tier catch
I like your style m8, very subtle
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>>562471406
this shit has sailed on a sea of vinegar and dead flies, anon
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>>562471567
The herd of wild neckbeards is allured by the littlest je ne sais quoi of a female.
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>>562471592
Time is hard as fuck to earn bro I feel for you
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>>562471586

>Implying I want to have sex with girls
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pour it up your nose
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>>562471694
thank
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>>562471567
not a troll, she's a pathetic fat femanon who can't get attention outside her fucking cave that she lives in and takes it out on ppl like us trying to see a guy inject fruit flies on his dick, good people...
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>>562471927
lmao oh shit i got served
stay mad motherfucker
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>>562471832
>subliminal hinting at the fact that he Is a female.
>>562471927
>implying any of us can go get irl girls
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>>562471873
>pour it up your nose
>pour it up
>up

thats not how gravity works dumbass
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>>562471927
Nah, I think he's a pretty good troll.
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> Meanwhile, OP is probably abandoned thread and is looking for a means of calming down the stinging pain in his urethra.

Great thread everyone, I'm really happy I was here for this.
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>>562472237
>has never been to space
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>>562472237
>2014
>believing in gravity
kek
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>>562472302
ALL HAIL THE LORD OF LIES
#RUSED
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>>562472349
confirmed 12 yr old
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>>562472302
I'd suck him off if it would help
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>>562472250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XO6m1O5BbM
>cant believe its not butter
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TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
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>>562466778
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
OH GOD
HOLD ME /b/
HOLD ME
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>>562472586
Okay then, muffprints. Women/feminists do dumb shit all the time
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>>562472812
No disagreement there m8
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>>562472586
Oh great, so now that it is confirmed that you are a female, please show us your marvelous breasts in return for our undying love, attention, and protection.
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>>562472774
I'M HERE /B/ROTHER
I'M HERE
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>>562472032
>>562472586

>confirmed fat bitch

stay pleb my friend.
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