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That's going to be $29.95
>plus tip
What do /b/?
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Give him two 20's
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Get my Pizza Here
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>>562460024
...is that Chloe?
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>>562459825
Tell him I ordered a Sausage Lovers and he has the wrong pizza.
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Shut my door, I didn't order no goddamn Pizza
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>>562459825
why the fuck did you open it already??
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Wonder why/how the fuck I ordered $30 of pizza for one person
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>>562460168
>sausage lover
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Only jews and niggers don't tip

Have some god damn pride you pathetic faggots
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>>562460461
you know how, you fat fuck
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>>562459825
cheese is my favorite
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>>562460461
I'm a manager at a Dominos. People can be stupid when they're hungry.
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>>562459825
>~$30

better be lined with gold
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Give him receipt:
>minimizing porn so mom won't see it: $0.95
>getting up from the chair: $1.30
>walking all the way from the basement to the door: $3.95
>opening the door: $19.95
>total: $26.15
>plus tip
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>>562459825
give him a tip by taking his tip?

did i win?
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>>562459825
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
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>>562459825
he's delivering more than one pizza for thirty bucks

he gets at least 35, more if he had to drive a long way, or it's raining, or if i put my order in close to the end of his shift, or it's cold or some shit
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>>562460751
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>>562459825
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
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Here's $40, have a good night mah nigga
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>>562462128
this guy gets it
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Problem solved.
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>>562459825
>give him $30
>tell him I need 4 cents back
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>>562459825
Give him $30 and tell him to keep the change.

Because I live in a fucking country where people actually get paid a proper wage for providing a service.
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tell him he's an ass, ask for change, and call his manager.

delivery guy myself. don't order delivery because too cheap.
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>>562463541
do you work at a hospital?
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>>562464440
Actually, yes I do.
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>>562459825
tip him $5 and say thank you
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>tfw I'm the pizza guy
>tfw when after I factor in tips and gas I make around $12 an hour to speed and listen to loud music all day

feels good man, pizza delivery guy is best summer job.
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Lol I work at dominos as a delivery driver, I get paid $7.25 an hour, $1.75 for every delivery I take, and if it's past 7 miles I get paid $5, it's a pretty chill job where I blast music and fold boxes all day
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