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Riddle me this, /b/.

The man who made it doesn't want it.
The man who bought it doesn't need it.
The man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?

Only autists cheat with google.
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>>562443262
cigs
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a coffin you filthy nigger
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Fuck if I know
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A nigger with a kid
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hookers
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>>562443598
2 of 3... Fail
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>>562443516
Correct!

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
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>>562443705
1/3 Even WORSE
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>>562443809
A nigger with a kid.
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>>562443809
The letter e you kindergarten riddle spouting faggot
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>>562443809
E
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>>562443809
A fag
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>>562443809
Matter?
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>>562443809
The letter e
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>>562443809
The letter 'e'
Step up from this gradeschool shit nigga
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>>562444043
correct!
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>>562443809
E
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>>562443809
The letter "e". I have one. The more you have the less you see. What is it?
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>>562444017
Correct!

I can run but I can't walk, a mouth but I can't talk, a head but I can't think, a bed but I can't sleep. What am I?
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>>562443809
the letter 'e'
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>>562444382
myopia
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A life
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>>562444460
river. too easy bruh
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>>562444460
A river
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>>562444460
a river
props for tolkien
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>>562444460
A river and with that abandon thread. Tooooo easy bro.
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ITT: fag posting famous riddles and other fags pretending to have found out the answer by themselves and calling those riddles to be too easy

inb4 i'm wrong
inb4 inb4 doesn't work
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>>562444460
An autist
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>>562444460
woman?
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>>562444850
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>>562443262
A coffin. Too easy next
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>>562444568
I don't know what that is. The answer I was looking for was darkness. Retard.
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>>562444697
>>562444740
Correct!

Kings and Queens may cling to power
And the Jester's got his call
But, as you may all discover,
The common one outranks them all.
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>>562444850
riddle me this you fgts:

I have a snake, but it doesn't bite.
I am a man, but I don't fuck women.
I take a bath every day, but I suck a lot.
I don't like chicks, but love cocks.
Who am I?

protip: it's two letters and you start with O
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>>562444382
Darkness
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>>562443262
A coffin, that's not even vaguely difficult
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common cold?
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>>562445686

The Ace. That one took some thinking.
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If you look this up you're the biggest faggot ever because it's really famous and simple as fuck

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?
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>>562446396

>1
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>>562446396
just you, faggot
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>>562446213
Correct!

Glittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
What is it?

>>562446396
One man
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>>562446396
1 and it's a big fag
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>>562446607

Stalactites?
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>>562446607
the rain?
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>>562446396
One, You.
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>>562446607
icicle
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>>562443262
>Only autists cheat with google.
>implying /b/ isn't full of autists
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>>562443262
a dragon dildo
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>>562446607
shooting stars (newbie version)
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>>562446858
>>562446710
>>562446607
>>562446606
>>562446598
Ayy lmao
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>>562443262
a coffin, dumbass
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>>562446880
Correct!

You hear me before,
Yet you hear me again,
Then I die,
Until you call me again.
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>>562446607
icicles!
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>>562447106
ur mum
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>>562447106
echo
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>>562447106
Silence.
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>>562447106
echo echo echo echo echo
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>>562447246
Correct!

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
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>>562447350
fire
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>>562447350
clouds
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>>562447350
Candle!
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>>562447350
shit it is candle
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>>562447350
Candle
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>>562447523
Correct!

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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Ur mum lel
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>>562447831
Shorter
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>>562447831
short
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>>562447831
short
are you even trying?
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>>562447831
Short
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It can bring boon or disaster,
We are both its slave and its master,
It poisons those that seek a cure,
But without it we would not long endure.
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>>562448459

>What is love
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>>562448459
life
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>>562447991
Correct!

If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal.
What am I?
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>>562448674
a dream?
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Short
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>>562448674

A dream
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>>562448674
imagination or darkness
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>>562448674
mirage?
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>>562448542
>Baby don't hurt me
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>>562443262
It is my penis.

The first man is my father.
The second man is some clueless buyer who could proabably get other penises from some other guy for free.
The third man is you, OP. You need it bad, but you're just in denial about it.
;D
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>>562448891
Imagination is Correct!

The word has seven letters. It preceded God, it is greater than God, is more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it and if you eat it, you will die.
What is it?
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>inb4 OP posts a really hard riddle that leaves us all feeling stupid because we can't figure it out
>then he admits that he made it up, and we rage
>hobbitception.png
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>>562444382
Respect, for one.
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>>562449312
Niggers
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>>562449167
>don't hurt me
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>>562449312
Nothing
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>>562449312
Nothing

Play again OP
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>>562449312
nothing
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>>562449312
nothing
that one is old
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I am what men cherish more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife. What poor men have and rich require, yet something that is never desired.
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>>562449749
nothing
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>>562449312
>implying god is real
the question is intrinsically flawed
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what's in a song, but not in a tune?
what's in the sky, but not in the moon?
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>>562449410
>No more
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>>562449952

Then answer it theologically, you dumb fuck
What do many monothiests believe about the power of God?
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>>562449571
>>562449578
>>562449597
>>562449616
Correct!

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?
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>>562450492
pressure
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>>562450492
Certainly
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>>562450492

The sun?
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>>562450492
Idk drugs kinda work for me like that...
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>>562449952
Go fetch your fedora, faggot
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>>562450492

No
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>>562450764
OH SHIT THIS NIGGA GOT IT!
its gotta be pressure, amirite?
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>>562450492
I can answer the riddle.... That is all you asked.. the rest is jibberish. Yes i can answer it, the answer I provide is no.
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>>562450492
water
squeeze bubbles? pop
squeeze liquid water? pop - loses current form
look at water
fuck you im allergic`
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>>562450932
he probably already has it.

just saying...
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>>562450935
Winrar
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>>562450492

Wait... yes.
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>>562451106
OH SHIT MAYBE THIS NIGGA'S GOT IT. I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT >>562450764
IS THERE NO ANSWER? IS IT A PARADOX OR SOMETHING?
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easy one here,
what has four legs and only one foot?
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>>562450764
Correct!
Other acceptable answers are "Time" and "No"

If you break me
I do not stop working,
If you touch me
I may be snared,
If you lose me
Nothing will matter.
Who am I?
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In the dark, I am above your head,
What matters, I hold in both my hands,
With me, you know the truth,
Without me you can't move.

What am I?
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>>562451540
a bed
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>>562450932
>>>562416319
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>>562451540
a bed
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>>562451670
OP's anus
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>>562451670
explain how the fuck it was pressure
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>>562451670
Slience
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>>562451772
someone's butthurt
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>>562451895
Because pressure schools.
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>>562452203
well played, Riddler
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>>562451995
nope!
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>>562451670

How do you squeeze time or pressure?
How do you look at time or pressure, and why would you pop if you did so?
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>>562444382
Glaucoma
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>>562451772
lol the b8 in that thread
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>>562451745
Is it.. a small boys sunday trousers? Or helicopter?
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>>562451895
pressure turns polar bears white because of the temperature or some shit
pressure makes you cry because you're scared and confused
when guys say "they have to pee" they're probably just pressured and don't know what to do
same with girls except they say "comb their hair"
celebrities look stupid under pressure
i don't get the normal people celebrities one
pressure of the heat of the pancake on the pan or some science stuff
a tank full of water with a lid on it, if you punch it and it breaks, water goes everyone (i'm pretty sure)
we can't see pressure, but if we did, we'd die (maybe, i don't really know on that one)
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>>562451745
>>562451745
>>562451745
haha dem niggers can't find a solution. fckn fags

Protip:

You can swap the third line with:
"You use me to find the truth,"
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>>562452703
nope neither one of them, try again
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>>562451670
time
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>>562452935
Helicopter
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>>562451670
how the fuck does pressure turn a polar bear white? their fucking fur is clear, its a god damn reflection/ seethrough combo, and how does pressure turn pancakes brown? nigga that ish dont make no sense
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>>562452742
conscience?
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>>562453176

evolution
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>>562453176
see
>>562452203
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>>562452736
pressure turn a polar bear white you dumb cunt, you can totally observe pressure, think of a colored gas in a confined container, like take a 2 L bottle of Cl g and air and then compress it to 1L, that shit will appear browner than the other, you just observed pressure, nigger
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>>562453259
nope try again
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>>562453090
Nope!
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>>562451670
Muh penis
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>>562453541
Yeah, but why would you pop if you looked at it?
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>>562451670
heart?
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>>562451670
shadow?
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>>562453832
I am too buttfrustrated by this shit, fuck alls yalls awful logic, ima go punch a garbage disposal
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heart
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>>562453906
Winrar!

You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
What am I?
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>>562451670
Your heart
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>>562453584
thought(s)?
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>>562454294
reflection
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>>562454294
reflection
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>>562454294
reflection?
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>>562454143
FUCKING SHIT
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>>562451745
Time?
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>>562454420
nope. i'll give you a hint. you should take the first line more literally
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>>562454143

Are those razorblades?
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>>562454640
no, it's not time
>>562454661
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>>562451670
a heart?
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>>562454294
dat mirror bitch
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Consciousness to above your head post.
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>>562454294
mirage?
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a goddamned coffin
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Shadow
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>>562454721
disassembled exacto knives but basically yes
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>>562451745
>>562451745
>>562451745
>>562451745
since nobody guessed it, i'll reveal it

the solution is: balance

Now, this proves my point from before. See here:
>>562444850
>>562444850

i'm out
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>>562451745
brain?
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>>562454481
>>562454483
>>562454561
Correct!

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
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>>562455673
How the fuck is balance above your head in the dark?
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>>562455861
easy. mountain. next
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>>562455861
moontuns
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>>562455879
zodiac sign balance
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>>562455861
Family?
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>>562455673
that wasn't exactly the best riddle, and even if you went throgh and explained it I think your references are too obscure for even a smart person to get
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>>562455861
A tall tale? or a lie?
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>>562455861
A Mountain
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>>562455861
mountain
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>>562455861
mountain you hobbit reading/watching bitch
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Family tree?
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Fucking idiots mountains grow
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>>562456031
Correct!

This is my last one, gotta go to bed.

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
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>>562452736
the normal people thing

Under pressure, people may rise to do something extraordinary.
You've seen how the media calls people hero's for doing obvious shit.
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Rope
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>>562443809
The letter e
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>>562456541
This
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>>562456389
fishing pole
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>>562456541
>>562456737
Not this time!
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>>562456389
slave
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>>562456389
an anchor
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>>562456389
Common fucking sense
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>>562456389
cock
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That is such a general riddle their could be many answers fucking bullshit.
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>>562457049
Winrar!!

Have a delicious gif.

Goodnight, /b/
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>>562457282
goodngiht anon your pretty cool
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>>562457282
goodnight, successful thread/10
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>>562443262
>>562443262
coffin.
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>>562443809
the letter E
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>>562444460
a river
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>>562445686
ace
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>>562457381
you're*
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>>562449976
the letter S
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>>562456389
paper towels
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