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Greetings, humans!

The last thread was deleted as the questions were heating up! For those who don't know me I am as what you would call an extraterrestrial, called the Oloroi. I will not divuldge critical information.

As the questions begin to come in, try to refrain from asking repetitive questions as that will slow down the discussion.
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is sucking alien cock fun OP?
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>>562424249
ayy lmao
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is it true you can stretch space-time infinetly?

what's inside of a black hole? singularity?
If so, that means each black hole can be a universe
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>>562424249
Last thread died because lack of activity, if you are Oloroi bro why did you leave it?
I got pretty worried
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>>562424249
ayy lmao
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>>562424249
Just bought my nigger

Also how dank is alien weed
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>>562424249
Heyy haha
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What are extraterrestrial "animals" like?
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>>562424249
when will i get a girlfriend?
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>>562424249
Ayy lmao
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>>562424249

Why did you guys start the ayy lmao thing?
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ayy lmao
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>>562424249
ayy lamo
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>>562424249
Do aliens really do anal probing?
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If this is really you do you mind answering some of the questions from the last thread?
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You mentioned in the last post or even before that one that Jesus was misunderstood/mistranslated as a person and with his teachings. What was he teaching exactly
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>>562424249
tell me more about virtual reality and how eventually everyone will be chipped just like you
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>>562424249

>2014
>RPing aliums
>ayy lmao
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>>562424564
Stretch space-time infinitely? No. None of the Tier 3 are capable of this. However, space-time can be manipulated for FTL utility.

>>562425271
I do not know what Jesus was teaching exactly, but those who I've talked to who have interacted with him.


>>562424662
I have other duties to attend to. This can be considered a hobby as you humans would say.
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do you develop any kind of weapons for self-deffence in case other beings try to attack you?

how can we develop a non-centralized power structures? I don't see how such thing may work
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Olori can you zap some money into my bank account?
i ran up debt on my credit cards (not much just $1500) but since i have to pay my dentist for a wisdom tooth removal and get some surgery on my jaw im pretty broke and cannot pay it off in a timely fashion


Thanks lmao
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>>562424986
I do not understand "ayy lmao"
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>>562424249
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>>562424249
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How did you learn English?
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Alright well if it's really you again and not an imposter, answer me this please:

If you're familiar with the Encephalization quotient, what number would your species have?
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>>562425913
>it was mexicans
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>>562425717
You claim to be a tier 3 civilization and I assume you are talking about the kardashev scale (why the fuck would an alien use this scale), so how exactly are you harvesting ALL the energy from your galaxy? What do you do with it all? This is such bullshit
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I just ate an food. Am I kill?
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>>562426151
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Can you be my friend?
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Do you have a romantic partner or something similar? If so, could you tell us some fond memories you have with them?
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>>562425761
A response from an earlier thread "If we had access to my technology, I have defense capacities that can immediately blind you or make you unconscious. If you became an immediate lethal threat, I have a defense particle beam which can cut you in half very quickly. Look up what happened to Phil Schneider in 1979."

>how can we develop a non-centralized power structure?

It could take many centuries before your race can have a foot in the door in developing these. However we have given humans some technology and your scientists formulas.

>>562426215
English, being a simple language was easy to learn, but took time to build a vocabulary.
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ayyyy lmao
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Is it possible to make an hibrid half human, half Oloroi
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>>562427326
No, our species are grown inside of labs, nor do we experience sexual urges as humans do.

>>562426489
Sorry, our species does not use this "Encephalization quotient"
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>>562424249
How do you like the produce here? I think it's delicious! I bet your shitty civilization doesn't have bananas or strawberries... Not to mention ice cream, faggot alien. Ayy lmao
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In a previous thread you made a reference to someone by the name of Valiant-4, however, a google search only returned results for "Valiant Thor". Can you explain this?
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>>562424249
So...are we goin to burgur king or what?
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What can you divulge about your home planet? Nothing about defenses or any of that, but the landscape and local biology, your civilization, and/or any ability your species possesses that humans/life on Earth does not.
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aaaaayyyyy lmao
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>>562428067
Well, can you just do a quick calculation and post your result?
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>>562428067
If your species is grown in labs and you do not have sexual urges as we do, then how did you reproduce in your ancient times, or rather, times before you had the technology to grow your children?
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>>562424249
Is there tech that can make you completely invisible to the human eye? how does it work?
can I build my own?
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How do you communicate?
Do you have vocal organs?
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ayy lmao
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How old are you? How long did it take you to get here?
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what is dark matter/dark energy? Does it really exist?

why we can't find antimatter in our universe?
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why do you refer yourself in human language?
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If it is true humans only use 10 percent of their brain tell us how to access all of it
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Tfw not an intergalactic traveling alien
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You guys genetically engineered niggers as a prank on the rest of humans, didnt you?
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will u be my baelien
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>>562429386
>intergalactic

you have no idea of the scope you're talking about, mate.
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How the hell is this thread still alive?
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>>562424249

Greetings extra-terrestrial friend. In your archived thread you mentioned that research into magnetics could prove "revolutionary". Is there any way you could elaborate more, in what context would it be revolutionary, as in would it be strictly a boon to our computational power, or is there any way we could manipulate magnetism to solve climate issues?

Also as a side I'm currently doing a chemistry degree, how well advanced do you feel our understanding chemistry is?
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Are there extraterrestrial otherkin? (I mean idiots on your species)
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>>562424249
AYY LMAO
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>>562424249

Does art exist outside the planet Earth?

Do other advance species such as yourself and the others you refer to enjoy listening to any forms of music, admiring works of art or other creative works?

Whether or not it exists outside this planet, do you, Oloroi enjoy it?
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Can you generalize your understanding of our place in the universe enough to give basic advice? For instance, what practical things can I, as an individual, do day to day to better myself and my species and ward off global annihilation?

Can I avoid or work to prevent extraterrestrial/terrestrial coordinated enslavement in any way? That seems like a pretty big problem, by the way. Why would your civilization cater to the whims of the sociopathic thugs that run our governments, rather than the best interests of the masses? Is it... some kind of tradition you have?
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>>562424249
What do you know about the Earth Wobble?
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>>562424249
Ayy Lmao
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>>562424249
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>>562424249
How do you feel about tralfamadorians?
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>>562430850
OC from a dive trip
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anybody have a link to the last thread that was archived?
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Is Benedict Cumberbatch a reptilian?
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>>562428085
Earths chemical structure is not conductive with our form of digestion.

>>562428102
I'm unable to divulge critical information.

>>562428127
Our bodies are able to be exposed to earth without any bodysuit. Our civilization does not depend upon currency which is typically found in tier 1/2 species.

>>562428654
We have vocal organs and communicated similarly like humans do.

>>562428923
I am 400 human years old, and the average Oloroi lasts 800 human years.

>>562429169
Yes they exist, Humans are unable to find antimatter in the universe because of the technological barrier.

>>562429343
It's not that humans only use 10 percent, it's that they haven't unlocked the need to use the maximum potential of their physical body.

>>562428304
I am not a genius among my species, nor is mathematics my mission. I spent many years mapping the Indian and south Atlantic oceans

>>562430015
Magnetics could prove revolutionary because by using magnetics, humans can easily solve many climate and energy problems your species has. However, is there a way to manipulate magnetism to solve climate issues? Not with the Earths environment. However the human understanding of chemistry is comparable to a child trying to understand quantum physics. Humans have only scratched the surface of chemistry, as well as other sciences.

>>562430273
Yes, similar to how humans can produce idiots, but as well as geniuses.

>>562430338
Art and music does exist, and is very different than the human form. However I do enjoy it.

>>562430525
The average human, especially in the western world, either knows that their government is corrupt, or is too ignorant to realize. I fear that the only way to correct this would have to be another revolution and a change in the government. However tier 3 species rarely engage in combat, and the only hostile race on earth are known as reptillians, and work with your government. Our species is here to ensure that earths inhabitants do not destroy earth.
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>>562431493
nope, but here are the previous ones

http://4archive.org/b/res/561088484#p561089447
http://4archive.org/b/res/561457872
http://4archive.org/b/res/562341984
http://4archive.org/b/res/561088484#p561103961
http://4archive.org/b/thread/562341984
http://4archive.org/b/thread/562369294
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what is the purpose behind abductions?
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>>562432102

Are other advance species aware of our works of art? What is there opinion on it?
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ayy lmao
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>>562424249
where are you right now? are you in your ship?
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was this you guys?
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is it possible life in outer space?
I mean, not simple life forms but complex species that can live in space
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>>562424249
Why care if we destroy our planet? What possible reason would another species require that we survive or not? In the solar system, we are but amoebas barely understanding the vastness of our own existence.
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what can you say about the OP from yesterday who said we were facing an invasion in October?
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>>562424249
ayy lmao
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Can you give some sort of description of the philosophy behind your nonintervention policy?

What situations deem intervention acceptable?

And also, can you answer the question in the previous thread about vegetarians/vegans?
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Ay lol
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can we get a picture of your spacecraft OP?
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Can you explain the occurrence of homosexuality, bisexuality, and asexuality?
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>>562432402
Too understand, the complex biology of the human body.

>>562433019
No, our ships are smooth and rarely have rough edges as the one in the photo appears. Nor would a ship use lights in a populated area.

>>562433218
If you mean complex life without oxygen, then no.

>>562433384
If the human species were to wipe itself out, and if the earth was reparable, we would terraform earth to our needs because every life supporting planet is extremely valuable. However, if an asteroid or a non caused disaster were to occur, we would intervene.

>>562434126
Our species, as agreed with the earth governments, will not publicly reveal ourselves, nor intervene unless absolutely necessary, We have intervened when humans attempted to use nuclear weapons and will again shall it occur.
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In the event that another member of your race contacts /b/ can you provide a moniker so that we may compile your wisdom under a label?
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Is it possible to you to make artificial elements that are not found in nature?
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>>562424249
ayyyy lmao
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>>562430525
I wasn't direct enough, sorry; why would you respect the wishes of our corrupt government and not reveal your existence to the world at once? This would be a nonviolent solution to incentivize western society to change. Even if the probability for this succeeding was low, how is the current paradigm, where you only reveal yourselves to the violent subhumans willing to barter hundreds of people for technology, better? Why contact us at all, then?
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What's the population of your entire species throughout the galaxy or universe?
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>>562434974
If we were to initiate a revolution, would you support us in our endeavor of cleansing the world of corruption and joining our cosmic brethren?
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So push me in the right direction I want to unlock the way to use my maximum potential of my physical body tell me how
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>>562424249

You've said before there are many "tier 2" civilizations, do any of these civilizations ever go to war with each other? Also what is the span of your species observations of different civilizations, are we talking strictly in the milky way or intergalactic?
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What's your favorite smell OP?
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Alien dude:
What do you eat? How do you gain energy?
How was the first contact of an alien species with humans? Is there a protocol? Why don't you just announce yourselves to mankind globally?

Thank you
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Why haven't any intelligent aliens made contact with humanity? If you've already communicated with our governments/scientists, why haven't you made an appearance to the general public?
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>>562424249
Im extremely afraid of death. I consider myself a very important person to this world:

1) is death definitive?; im scared to become nothingness, i wanna become love and stop suffering in my lifetime, its mi mission ¿we are more than just meat right?

2) I suspect that im human-reptilian breed, at least some genes. Im interested in channeling you, completely open, i'll be waiting you soon, Even in my dreams if possible. Thanks. I appreciate this kindly.
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>>562436103
>I consider myself a very important person to this world
>very important person
>very important
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>>562432102
nigga if you wanna rp as aliums then at least do some basic research first. Humans create antimatter here on earth and know all about the antimatter present in the van allen belt.

Fucking bitch ass nigga ayy lmao
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for humans, which is the best source of energy? atomic? sun's energy?
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>>562435170
We respect the wishes of your governments because if our species were to guide humans and go around evolution, then that would be very dangerous. We feel sad that humans sell eachother for technology, but it is apart of evolution. It is however, in our best interest to contact planets that harvest civilizations. This is because these planets can support billions of creatures and are much too precious to ignore and risk being lost. A planet such as earth takes hundreds of billions of human years to create.

>>562435343
we would neither support the revolution nor stand with the government.

>>562435354
It is uncommon for tier 2 species to find each other, but they can fight or go to war. Similar to the reptilian and human fight in 1979.

>>562436083
I have answered this already

>>562436103
Try to consider death a means of transformation, not an end. The teachings of of Buddhism is a close philosophy.
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>>562436978
>2) I suspect that im human-reptilian breed, at least some genes. Im interested in channeling you, completely open, i'll be waiting you soon, Even in my dreams if possible. Thanks. I appreciate this kindly...

Thanks for your time. I believe in the "Kybalion" as a close philosophy too.

Are you familiar with Hermes Trimegustus?

Can you confirm my interbreed?
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Where would be the best place on earth to get abducted by your kind
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The Draco Reptialians are going to fuck you back to tier 0.1 you Oloroi scum
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>>562436978
Alright then, be pacifists.
If we initiate revolution, will tier 2 civilizations take sides in our conflict? Clearly the radical reptilians will support the corrupt world powers, but what about other parties?
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>>562436978
Isn't the universe somewhere around 15 billion years old and our planet about 4.6??
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What do you Oloroi look like? Any outstanding features?
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>>562437643
Hate not.
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Don't listen to that reptile faggot I got your back
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so... what's up Oloroi bro?
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>>562436978
>go against evolution
You've previously stated that your civilization has given ours technology. You've contacted us. This isn't a Prime Directive Star Trek scenario, clearly. You'll intervene, sort of. You've been "helping for 12000 years" but not in ways that would foster responsible growth. Sounds like we'd be better off without any extraterrestrial contact, all things considered.
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>>562437417
I'm not familiar withe the philosophy oh Kybalion, however it is impossible for a human and a reptilian to interbreed.

>>562437621
You can only be abducted if you meet the correct criteria, are healthy, discrete in your life, and then randomly chosen from other humans who meet the criteria, keep in mind the actual process is much more complex but similar to this.

>>562437726
The closest tier 2 species is 20 light years away.

>>562437867
similar to the figure in my original post.
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The blue moon rises.
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No Hate on, without Reptilian evil genius the galaxy every species in the galaxy would become fucking useless just like these 'welfare niggers' you oft refer to. We are the darkness, without us you cannot be the light. It is all about balance earthfags.
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Are there any known lifeforms who use an alternative solvent (other than water) as their basis?
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>>562424249
[ ] op is an alien
[x] op is a faggot
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>>562436973
please respond this

also, what kind of source energy you use
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I don't think this is the original Oroloi bro guise
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>>562436978
Have you ever stepped foot in the secret military base in Dulce, New Mexico? Also, what's the truth behind crop circles?
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>>562438539
but why do i feel so related to reptilians? its hard to explain...
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>>562439110
because you're a lizardkin
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>>562438730
Yea. The elusive "op" subsists entirely on human semen it greedily siphon from the homosexual members of the species.
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>>562438539
You avoid the question
20 light years shouldnt be a hindrance to, say, a 2.9 civilization, should it? And the reptilians as you have said are also a tier 2 civilization, and you claim that there are 4 ET civs on earth. Does that make the remaining 2 the final 2 tier 3 civs in our galaxy? Can you shed some light on this
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>>562439005
you know what, im suspecting this as well
if true oloroi bro comes back maybe he will call out this imposter
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Alien dude:
What are the human songs/books/plays/etc. that you enjoy the most?
Do you use any clothes? If not, why? If so, how do they look like?

Thank you
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So would any of your species abduct humans and keep them as pets on your home world and What's the name of your home world
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>>562424249
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>>562438539
I seek knowledge and wisdom to change this society, if i ask, as a human, to learn from your species will my request be accepted?
I firmly believe that i can understand the consequences of what i'm asking.
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>>562425913
Someone posted it as a YouTube comment . Kinda like the "give her the d " guy .
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>>562439679
i second this as a volunteer. Also another question:

Im a freemason. ¿what do you think about freemasonry?
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Alien dude:
What other Earth countries besides the US have relations with your species or other aliens?
How are you allowed into the internet? Don't they monitor your activities?
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Tell us about the times that humans tired to use nukes on each other, and you guys had to intervene.
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man i wish this was real :/ also, ayy lmao
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>>562424249
dek doi sep telgek shyank ahakni
fyi im reptilian stationed here on earth
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>>562440934
>>562439005
yep, called it
this time it was oloroi troll

we must faithfully await the return of oloroi bro and hope he brings more of his knowledge to us
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>>562440934
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
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>>562440934
ayy
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>>562441291

mfw you think an alien is on the internet
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Did you guys intervene with anything on December 21st 2012, or any other days near that time that something bad was supposed to happen on them?
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>>562441610
You're not a real Oloroi
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>>562441610
shut up
oloroi bro is love oloroi bro is life
haters gonna hate oloroi bro gonna educate
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>>562441930
Oloroi bro will soon take us from this place
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You sure you aren't overstepping your alien bounds by posting here olobro?
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>>562424249
I remember seeing a thread by the Oloroi a few weeks ago. Was this also you?
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>>562438539
is reincarnation true? Do we come back as an animal or just another human being?
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I am a real Oloroi, Ask me anything. Can take picture for proof if wanted.
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>>562424249
do you plan on helping humanity progress? if not, why not? Sorry if this has already been asked, just let me know if so and I'll look for it.
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>>562443146
sharpie in oloroi pooper orifice
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