you have 10 seconds to explain why you have a useless can

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Didnt I just see this thread?

>>562234738
>can

Nice english faggot.

Racoons fucking freak me out. I don't know what it is about them.

When you're walking and just see one staring at you. I feel like they're plotting against me or something.

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Fuck you, OP. My can rocks!

>>562234934
CAT

Fuck.jpg

>>562234738

You had more than ten seconds to spellcheck you fucking shit.

Because why do I even give a bother

>>562234738

>can

>>562234738
are you stupid?

they are classified as a class II wild animal and are illegal to keep as pets.
I would require licensing and shit to even have one.

The list also includes squirrels and basically everything that isn't a normal pet.

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Why should my can be useless?
I cat't drink Cola out of a raccoon!

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bc I drank all the Monster that was inside of it, and they don't sell raccoons at the pet store.

>owning coons

ah the good old days

Because I have a dog, which is much better than both.

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>tfw

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Here we see a full-grown raccoon standing upright in a doorway and cradling a small cat or kitten in its arms. Believable? Real? Or a hoax?

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>>562235768
What does your dog do?
Poop

Where do you throw your dogs poop?
A trashcan!

Now tell me which is better.

>>562236179
I just leave it on the ground actually.

Because I just don't give a fuck.

FAGGOT

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>>562234738

>>562236572
Well, someone should pick you up and throw you in a trashcan like the piece of shit you are.

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>>562236572

>>562237086
Touche.

Not really much I can say to that.

Well played anon.