you have 10 seconds to explain why you have a useless can and not a raccoon
they are classified as a class II wild animal and are illegal to keep as pets.
I would require licensing and shit to even have one.
The list also includes squirrels and basically everything that isn't a normal pet.
Why should my can be useless?
I cat't drink Cola out of a raccoon!
bc I drank all the Monster that was inside of it, and they don't sell raccoons at the pet store.
Here we see a full-grown raccoon standing upright in a doorway and cradling a small cat or kitten in its arms. Believable? Real? Or a hoax?
What does your dog do?
Where do you throw your dogs poop?
Now tell me which is better.