>be me >never had a girlfriend before, hardly any friends

>>562135243
Not even halfway in and it already sounds fake, but sure, humour us.

fake and gay

>>562135243
>i didn't know the guy who organized this party. his house was huge and there was like fifty people inside already
>i knew some of them from school, never even talked with most of them, though
>'welcome to the party, anon,' said mike and hit me in the back a little too much. 'just do whatever the fuck you want, be yourself, anon,' he then said, leaving me alone. the girls went with him of course
>there was of course this one girl already at the party which stood out from the rest. she was a beautiful brunette and everybody knew her, even me, which is weird because she wasn't even from my school. her name was Lisa
>i didn't want her like most of the guys, probably because i didn't want to delude myself that i had any chances with her at all
>i just wanted to dring something as fast as possible to gain some confidence and maybe even try to have some fun
>suddenly my crush
>oh my god what is she doing here?
>she was just sitting there and talking with her female friend. i don't think she even knew who i was at that point
>meanwhile Mike was trying to pick up Lisa. he wasn't the only one of course, but one of the more successful players from the whole bunch
>'hi anon, you here?'
>it was David, one of my actual friends
>'yeah'
>'here, have a drink,' he gave me a beer
>'let's talk, anon,' he then said. 'come on'
>we sat at the same table as my crush
>she didn't seem to care, no one did
>meanwhile Lisa and Mike started dancing, she was wearing sexy black short dress. most of the guys just looked at her for a few seconds, then we all pretended we don't care
>after several minutes of meaningless talk with David i started to feel a little drunk

Please help me keeping this thread alive.

i swear if this is a troll

>>562137183
gone for 7mins rip bread

>>562136214
>'are you having fun, anon?,' Mike appeared out of nowhere. he seemed high
>'yeah, i am,' i lied
>'see that bitch, anon?,' he pointed at Lisa who was still dancing. 'hoe's going to be mine tonight. cheers, anon,' he drank more beer and went away
>everyone near me remained silent the whole time. they probably didn't suspect that Mike "liked" me that much
>'do we know each other?'
>it was my crushes' friend, but she seemed curious, too
>'y-yeah, i've seen you before i think'
>'I'm Alex,' she introduced herself
>'Zoey,' my crush did too
>'anon'
>'nice to meet you, anon,' Alex smiled and i just wanted to be much, much more drunk than i already was
>'time to find my girlfriend,' said David. i forgot about him completely. 'cheers, anon'
>'y-yeah'
>oh shit what now?
>'so... do you have someone, anon?,' Alex asked. Zoey was looking at me the whole time, but remained silent
>'no, not really. not at the moment, at least'
>oh my god what the fuck am i saying?
>'cool,' she said, smiling. Zoey smiled too
>'and you?,' i asked just to say something. it sounded stupid, though
>'it depends, anon,' she was still smiling
>i don't think i have to say it but they were both pretty drunk
>'y-yeah, i understand'
>i didn't, though, and it was pretty dumb thing to say
>'i'm glad you do, anon. cheers'
>'y-yeah, cheers'
>what the fuck am i even doing here?

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Bumping intensifies
>inb4 walk the dinasour
>inb4 prince of bel air
>inb4 its all ogre now

>>562137712
thanks king fedora

tl;dr by a mile

moar bump

Thx king fedora>>562137712

OIIII MEIGHT

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>>562135243
Don't care if fake, continue writing

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cmon fucker

>>562137496
this beta story intrigues me continue

Inb4 mom's spaghetti

bumpity bump

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BUMP, faggot OP

>inb4 OP is going to suck dick

>drunk after a while
>only drinking beer

What

>>24041189 I fucked the blonde on the far right before she was fat.

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora.

keep going anon

>>562137496
>suddenly complete silence
>music was still playing of course
>Lisa hit Mike
>'what the fuck are you doing, bitch?'
>'i heard how you called me. just get the fuck out of here, Mike'
>'you know? from whom? wait. maybe anon told you something'
>everyone instantly looked at me. i couldn't move a single muscle
>'it was anon, wasn't it?,' Mike continued. 'why would you believe this retard?'
>i know i should've done something, but i just couldn't. i remained completely silent the whole time
>'it's none of your business, Mike. just get out,' Lisa replied
>'come on, anon, say something,' Mike turned to me. 'if you have the courage to to talk behind my back, you can say something now'
>i just couldn't say a word. woudn't know what to say anyway
>'you're drunk, Mike,' said David in my defence. 'anon was with me the whole time, he didn't speak with Lisa'
>'shut the fuck up, loser,' he replied and then turned back to Lisa. 'you fucking whore can just fuck anon for all i care if you like him so much. i wouldn't want to be with you anyway'
>'maybe i should,' she looked at me
>complete paralysis
>she started approaching me
>oh my god what the fuck is happening?
>complete silence everywhere, music stopped to play long time ago
>she bent down and kissed me
>i didn't even move my lips, she did all the work and it felt fucking wonderful
>'fucking whore,' i heard Mike whispering
>suddenly cheers from everywhere. people started laughing
>Lisa sat next to me, embraced me and looked at Mike. he was pretty angry
>'get the fuck out, Mike. no one wants you here,' she said
>'you're batshit insane, bitch. are you going to get laid with anon now?'
>'maybe,' she answered, smiling
>what the fuck

>>562137712
thx king

>>562137712
thanks mr skeltal

>>562138796
kek.
na0 continue writing, I'll keep bumping

>>562137712
Thanks king fedora

wouldnt happen but still a good read, keep posting

>>562138796
Post her tits anon

This beta story is fake and weak as fuck sage/10

Go on......

>>562138796
........well that escalated quickly. also, manlet.

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>>562138796
Post pic brah

>>562138796
Bump
Prob fake but idc

op pls

bumpity bump bump

Bonko

I'll bite. Entertain me with your bullshit story.

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keep bamping for op

>>562139326
Go die in a hole.

>cont. OP

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Fucking bump

Le false and homosexual xDD

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rip robbie williams

im losing my boner op, hurry

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>>562139843
What the actual fuck is happening I that gif.

Bumping for Starcraft.

>I shouted to mike
>"Wait mike!"
>He turned around slowly and said "What the fuck do you want "
>I jumped at him and starte sucking his cock
>I felt him getting bigger and loaning while a solid 3.2 inches filled my mouth
>I hear it in the distance
>Such a faint sound
>"Choo Choo"
>THE SOUND MADE ME TURN INTO A TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLE FROM THE 80s
>"A-A-ANONSUN"
>He came in my mouth, filled me with rainbows
>I turned to Lisa
>she came on spot
>the end

Fake as fuck but gives us betafags hope

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Hump

>>562139843
sauce?

Op plz add more skeltons to this story

Like I'm sure everybody in it has a skelron but you arent saying mich abt them

>>562135243

Fuck off Neo

>>562138796
>she was clearly very drunk, but that should go without saying
>she looked at me for a while, not saying anything
>i don't know what happened to Mike, was to shocked to notice if he left or stayed
>people tried not to pay attention to us because it would be weird
>except for my crush, Zoey, and Alex. they were looking at us all the fucking time
>'do you like my dress, anon?,' Lisa asked me
>'y-yeah, it's beautiful'
>'so... anon,' she said ten seconds later, while rubbing my chest. one of her legs was on me. 'what else do you like about me?'
>'i-i like your hair... i guess'
>oh my fucking god that was atrocious thing to say
>'aren't you sure?,' she asked, pretending to be sad
>'no, i am. you're very beautiful'
>she yawned
>oh my god she just yawned
>i bet she thinks i'm a retard or something
>say something, just say something
>'a-and i liked that kiss'
>'yeah, me too,' she smiled. 'why don't we go upstairs, anon? there we can kiss as much as we want'
>i heard that Alex started to chuckle
>'yeah, sure... i mean, yeah, why not'
>instant boner
>oh my god i hope no one notices
>'follow me, anon,' said Lisa, grabbing my hand. she stood up and started pulling me somewhere
>i heard people laughing behind my back
>Lisa was laughing too
>i wasn't, though. and i bet everyone just saw that boner

>Inb4 pylons, dinosaur, level 80 tauren cheiftan, zerg rush, spaghetti, potato, x gonna x, jews, cp, dinosaurs, walking, chrisopher walkin, shrek, BR!?, monster mash, black hawk down, etc

>>562137712
thanks fing kedora

>>562140301
what a twist

>>562140301
7/10
>made me reply

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> me
> mike
> batshit

>>562140301
Better ending than I expected.

>>562140231
>>562140358
i don't know where it's from, probably just porn.

>>562140592
>everyone but huim laughing

Confirmed vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

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>>562140592

Type faster nigger, I got shit to do today. Masturbating is just one of them.

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

>>562137712
thanks king fedora

>>562137712
Thank King Fedora

>>562140592
>implying your dick isn't so small that anyone actually could spot your boner.

>>562137712
Thanks fagget

Hump de bump

Hurry the fuck up op

>>562140592
>We walked upstairs
>"Creeeeak"
>sounded like a spooky movie
>we walked into her grandmas room
>her grandma wa on the bed looking at me
>"Is this the one" her grandma asked
>"yes grandma-sun"
>Her grandma slowly took her clothes off
>I felt my boner, grand 5mm
>Holyshitbouttoseeoldladytits.png
>"MATAWAKA CLOCK CLICK"
>A NIGGER POPED OUT AND STARTED THROWING COTTON AT ME

cont.?

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In reality

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

>>562141443
NO

the story is pretty much the movie project x, op is a fagget

>>562140592
Suddenly, niggas

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>>562140592
I feel like I'm reading a TV show from the early 2000's.

Post moar, faggot.

>>562140592
>we went to the bedroom
>'now, anon,' she said, while closing the door, 'where exactly do you want to kiss me?'
>'everywhere,' i said without thinking
>she smiled
>didn't make a move, though. i think she was waiting for me
>i wanted to fuck her so badly i didn't even think about being shy
>i approached her and kissed her in the lips, she still didn't want to do anything and i didn't quite know what to do
>'what are you waiting for, anon?,' she asked. 'i'm all yours, do with me whatever you want.' she smiled
>i never thought i could get a boner that big
>'did you have sex before?,' Lisa asked me
>'no'
>'you could start by taking off my clothes, anon. let me help you,' she said and then slowly took off her dress
>she clearly enjoyed my hesitation
>she was wearing black underwear and she looked magnificent in it
>she jumped on the bed
>'it's your turn, anon, take off everything'
>i immediately started to undress while she was observing me and smiling
>'now take off your pants, anon,' she said. i didn't hesitate this time
>i took off the last piece of clothes i was still wearing, revealing my boner to her
>'nice cock,' she said that like it was completely regular thing to say
>'oh come on, anon, no need to be shy now. just do whatever you want with me. like all these things you always saw the pornstars were doing'
>that's exactly when my excitement finally gained full control over me and my body
>she was still smiling when i jumped on the bed and embraced her whole body. i started kissing her
>first i just kissed her on her lips, but it wasn't enough for me
>i just wanted to kiss her everywhere
>i kissed her on the neck, then started licking it
>'that's right, anon,' she said, taking off her bra. 'kiss me wherever you want'
>when i saw her breast, i knew exactly where i want to kiss her

>she took me upstairs to the basement
>looked at me in my eyes as she got on her knees
>imma need about tree fiddy
>GOT DAMMIT LOCHNESS MONSTER I AIN'T GONA GIV U NO TREE FIDDY

>>562140231
Your conception.

>>562141835
jesus christ you sound like fucking forrest gump

>>562142134
Lol

>>562142134
10/10

>>562142037
>she took me upstairs to the basement
Kek'd

inb4 dinosaur

>>562141835
This fucking kid is better than E.L. James.

KEEP GOOIIIINNGG OP

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

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>>562142134

>>562141835
Great and I already masturbated today
I guess its never enough

>>562141835
inb4 OP kills Lisa

>>562142134
.....I love you jennnnyyyyy, lmao I re read it in his voice.

>>562142378

too soon

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

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>>562141835
too many details, clearly fake and not even funny, kill yourself

>>562142378
robbie williams just died you sick fuck

>>562141835
>Her breast shined in the night sky
>I sucked and sucked until she came
>but then
>ECERYONE JUNOED IN NIGFA NOGGA OGGACHCAKA
>OH GOD ANONSUN MOREE
>I HAD A TRICK UP MY SLEEVE
>I RAN TO MY HOUSE AND BROUGHT BACK MY LAPTOP
> I slowly typed it in on my Starcraft game I left on
>"show me the money"
>ZERG CANE FROM NO WHERE WITH MONEY IN THEIR MOUTHES RUNNING INSIDE OF HER
>BIGGER AND BIGGER AND OH NO
>BAM
>her true form
>uncle nigger ogre of bel air
cont?

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>>562142134

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>>562142616
>giving a shit

>>562138796
died of laughter at
>complete paralysis

>>562142378
It's the only thing that makes it entertaining.

>>562142134
toppest of keks

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>>562142037
9001 kek's

>>562141835
>i started playing with her tits, she was still smiling
>biggest boner of my life
>she reached for my cock, started gently touching it
>she jumped out of bed and bent down to give me a blowjob
>i just sat down and looked at her, touching her beautiful black hair
>oh my god she was good at it
>started stroking it faster, then licked the bottom of my glans
>'you like it?,' she asked, while looking at me with a smile. her tongue was still playing with my penis
>'yes, don't stop,' i answered. i was already pretty close to cumming
>she took it all down her throat, i knew i was going to cum soon
>then she just took my glans into her mouth and started playing with it with her tongue
>i started cumming
>she swiftly took it off and started jerking me off, my cum ended up both on her face and in her mouth
>i closed my eyes while she laughed
>when i opened my eyes, she was licking my cum from her hands
>'did you like it, anon?,' she asked me
>'yes, it felt great'
>'i'm still turned on you know. don't tell me you're already done'
>i didn't say anything, just took her hand and made her stand up, then i took off her panties
>she was completely shaved
>i made her lie down on the bed, then i started to lick her pussy
>i didn't know if she'll enjoy it or not and i didn't even care, i just wanted to play with her pussy
>'yes, anon, that's it,' she said. she wasn't smiling anymore. 'just keep licking it'
>i started fingering her
>she bent back her head, her breast lifted up
>'don't stop, anon'
>she started to get pretty wet, and i felt that my boner is back

>>562140301
>>562140678
>>562140721
Summer is here.

>>562140301
>>562141443
>>562142665

Still better than OP's story...

>>562141835

>Crush comes in "wtf anon"
>Didnt notice Lisa's dick
>mfw i'm fucked a faggot
>mfw i'm beta

>>562142037
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>562142971
tfw reading this shit is more fun than actual sex

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>>562143193
fucking kekd

>>562142971
man i want this to be true such a good story of a beta faggot finally getting some

>>562142971
>calling it the glans outside of hentai manga

>>562143410
>implying OP has done anything outside of hentai manga

>>562141835
>friend walks in
>says robin is kill
>noooooo

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562142971
how the fuck can you tell if she gives good head if you haven't been sucked before?
shit's fake op

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562143492
Thank mr skeltal

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

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>>562143492
Well, thank you mister skeletal!

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562142971
>My boner is back
>oh shit what have I done
>Iron Man 4
>BACK IN BLACK
>she turned into a nigger
>I HIT THE SACK
>She hit my nutsack
>Her dick got bigger and bigger
>SUDDENLY
>NIGGERS FROM SPACE
sorry it takes so long I'm a beta nigger and I have windows vista I'm a random girl btw xD xD 1!1?!1

>>562143542
You fucked up, faggot.

>>562143660
if he liked it, it means it was good dude

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>>562143492

thank mr skeltal

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562143492
Thanks king fedora

>>562143492
thanks king fedora

>>562143660
not agreeing with op or anything but.. I'm assuming
>dick feels good
its a good blowjob
>dick no feels good
its not a good blowjob
youre a moron.

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>>562142971
Keep going man

>>562143660
Because it must've felt really good faggot.

>>562143492
thanks mr skeltal

>>562143492
thank mr skeletal

>>562143825
thanks le raped feminism

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562143825
thank le raped feminism

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562138687
You must be Americain to think that we can't be drunk with only beer.

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>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

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>>562143492
Thanx Mr Skeltal

>>562143823
>>562143906
>>562143946
yea but still aren't blowjobs like pizza?
even if it's bad it's still good.
but then op implies that she gives good head, how can he know without getting head before?

>>562144293
I've never had a pizza bite my dick before

>>562142971
The girl has an STD, I called It.
100$ for me If my prediction Is true

>>562144293
Maybe he ate pizza?!

>>562144410
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>562144269
buddy do that picture again and replace even with oven for more keks.

>>562142971
>her body was perfect
>'i want you to fuck me, anon,' she said with a serious look on her face
>i stood up. when she saw my boner, she licked her lips, which was pretty sexy
>'do it,' she said, lying down on a bed
>i put my penis inside her, it felt wonderful
>she moaned
>i started slowly
>the i went faster and faster. she started to smile, tightening her fists
>she was tighter than i thought she would be but then again i didn't exactly have a good comparison back then
>she started moaning, but quietly
>i was feeling a little exhausted at that point, but obviously that didn't stop me
>'yes, anon,' she moaned, 'fuck meee'
>that was sexy as fuck
>i was just about to cum the second time, when she closed her eyes and started moaning, this time a little louder
>then i came in her
>suddenly the biggest exhaustion in my life, i just lay on the bed next to her
>she started laughing nervously, while covering her face with her hand
>'i can't believe you just made me cum, anon,' she said with amusement
>'yeah, me too,' i replied. then we just lay there without talking to each other. i was touching her beautiful hair and she didn't do anything, just lay there with me
>she stood up first, several minutes later, and silently started putting on her clothes
>i was observing her the whole time
>then she looked at me and smiled, but that smile wasn't intended for me, i think she was just amused. then she just left the room without saying anything

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continue OP faggot

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

>>562144293
what the fuck blowjobs arent like pizza.
dude you're just a troll, shut up.

>>562144293
no they are not like pizzas.
if you felt good during a blowjob it was a good blowjob.

>>562144410
not? you should really try it sometimes, it's pretty good.
especially cheese pizza, it's my favorite.

>>562141074
LOL. You win funniest post of the day!

>>562144410
>>562144293

>She goes back to giving me the 8/10 blowjob
>Her face turns into pizza
>The grease dripping down my shaft
>The door opens
>It's Shrek
>He orders me onto the floor
>It's time...
>I walked the dinosaur

>>562144601
Fucking feels.

>>562144293
In ops mind if it felt good for him he must've thought it felt good to all the guys she gave head to.

>>562144601
I can't stop reading this in forest gump's voice goddamn u anon

>>562144601
inb4 camera or some shit

>>562143825
With a face like that, rape is her only hope to get dick.

This fucking bread is better ab workout than the sit-ups I did yesterday

>>562144601
>then she looked at me and smiled, but that smile wasn't intended for me
Jesus kid, you're getting me depressed.
Trying to fap here...

>>562144601
post pic of girl?
>inb4 she's some fat mexican

How's it feel to be the ironic weapon in a battle of teenage proportions, OP????

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora to this image.

>>562144601
i bet the thing's completely staged, and this op king is going to be trap trolled hard in his life.
i wish you some luck, story character

ughhh. i aint got all day. And if this fucking 404s...

>>562144625
Gotta catch jamal

>>562137496
worst story ive ever read and im not even done reading. starting to feel drunk off of one beer? this is probably some fatass who needs more than the regular person too

>be me
>be 20
>go to party
>host of party is close friend and a girl, she has bf
>always wanted to bang her, just not meant to be
>Another girl, girl 2 there, a year younger than me, also has a bf but he's not at the party
>host and bf sneak off upstairs
>wander house with girl 2 and random guy 1
>door to girl 1's room open
>dress up around her stomach, bf has his pants off and is going to town
>cheer him on and walk downstairs
>Girl 2 complaining she's not getting dick tonight
>tell her I won't tell her bf if she won't
>dare her to get naked in front of pretty much everyone
>She does after much pressure
>me and random guy put one in her before the night ended
>all end up in hot tub at end of night
>underwater groping while bubble jets are on
>everyone getting a touch of everyone
>girl 1 is so tight still want to pound her to this day
>get handjob/footjob from two random in the hot tub
>still don't know who to this day

>>562144767
I hope I never have those feels.

>>562143492
Thank mr skeltal

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>>562145143
didn't matter, had sex

Fucking great job op you gave /b/ a huge boner ;_;

>>562144601
>left me naked there
>Mike came in
>ohshithesback
>started sucking my dick
>he came in his pants
>the end

>>562144601
this is so fake it hurts

Fuck forrest gump, I cant help but read it in this guys voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwMnTBZTWfg

No feels were felt today.

>>562145539
He's taking so long because he's fapping as he types
He's imagined this for a long time

in b4 walk the dinosaur

>>562136214
>beautiful brunette

>>562142971
>beautiful black hair

Choose one OP, you lying faggot.

>>562137712
thanks king fedora

>>562144601
>after that i left the party without talking to anyone. i was exhausted and just wanted to sleep for the rest of the night. so yeah, that's basically everything important that happened that day
>next morning i logged on facebook
>mfw 15 messages
>most of them was meaningless, just some stupid emoticons and shit like that
>then i saw a message from Zoey
>faster heart beating
>by the way yes, i did feel fucking great thinking about what happened last night. i was no longer a virgin and even though that doesn't really mean anything (seriously), back then i thought everything is going to change now that i had sex
>so i started to read Zoey's message
>'hey anon, i really liked talking with you yesterday. let's do something together soon'
>'sure. what do you propose?,' i replied instantly and then went to bathroom to masturbate
>when i got back the answer was already there
>'Rob is organising a party tonight. let's go there together'
>i didn't even know who Rob was
>'okay, what time?'
>'pick me up around nine,' she responded instantly
>'where do you live?'
>she gave me the address
>'see you there'
>next few hours were pretty dull. i was still thinking about last night and Lisa. i didn't even play starcraft, just waited for the evening doing completely nothing the whole time
>i knocked on her door exactly at nine
>'hey, just give me a second, anon'
>i waited half an hour
>'okay, let's go,' she smiled. she was wearing a short black dress, just like Lisa was last night
>'so, did you have fun yesterday, anon?,' she asked me
>'yeah'
>'what about you?,' i added after a moment
>'yeah, i did, too. let's make this night special, anon. you know what i mean?'
>'y-yeah, sure'

>>562145373
fucking true man:D

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562142037
kekd
captcha trimstain hands

>>562145539
So is lord of the rings, but everybody loved it.

>>562139843
sauce on the piano version

>>562143825
thank le raped feminism

inb4 $3.50

>>562145818
Man if this is true you're one fortunate mother fucker. I hope you thanked Mike.

>>562142037
top le

>>562145818
go on

in before it was just a ruse set up by mike to get anon laid

>>562145818
Please don't dinosaur my booner.

>>562145818
Keep going OP!
>this is great

>>562145818
Oh come on Forest you don't have to tell every single pointless detail. Didactic piece of shit story telling, what is this a novel?

>>562146235
*inb4

This shit is so fake, just walk the fucking dino already

>>562143492
thank mr skeltal

>>562145818
10/10 so far and getting better
i dub this story " the rise of the beta "

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>>562146235
>being this summer

>>562146121
i also don't have sauce on the piano version, but it's watermarked so you could check that out.
or use google reverse image search, can't use /b/ without it.

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>>562144601
>i put my penis inside her, it felt wonderful
>mfw

>>562146396
Hey...... shut up.

>>562146235
dat mike saving the day, virgin rescue team

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>>562146521

>>562146345
please tell me someone is copypasta

>get drunk at party
>go back to zoeys place
>trap
>gets her dick out
>suck it anyway
>cum everywhere
>go home

Just waiting for OP.. ;_;

>>562145539
This.

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Having a feeling that this is fake as hell, but i still wanna think this happened

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

>>562135243
>>be me
>>never had a girlfriend before,
> hardly any friends
>>it was during holidays
>>first week of holidays passed
> with me staying home almost all
> the time, was getting pretty
> tired of this
>>one day my mother interrupted
> me while i was playing starcraft
> just as usual
>>'anon, your friends want to
> talk with you'
>>ohshit.wav
>>i wanted to talk with someone
> pretty badly but not exactly
> then
>>well, they're my friends, what
> could i do
>>'hi anon, come with us, we're
> going to the party'
>>it was Mike, we knew each other
> from school but he was just making
> fun of me most of the time, never
> thought of him as one of my friends
>>i just wanted to refuse and
> return back to playing starcraft
>>'come on, anon, it's going to
> be fun'
>>he must've known what i'm trying
> to do
>>'i d-don't know, mike'
>>some girls chuckled
>>'you don't really have a choice,
> anon. you're going with us,'
> mike said, smiling like he always
> did
>>'well, let me just do something
> first,' i said and returned to
> my room
>>'yeah, yeah, tell your internet
> friends you're going to have
> fun tonight, anon,' said mike
> and some girls chuckled again
>>few moments later i was on the
> way to my first party in ages,
> and, well, first real party in
> my lifecont faggot

ive never done this b4

>>562145818
This Is so fucking good, I'm getting emotional off how good this story Is.
Pls dont finish this story, make It super long I wanna keep reading >:(

>>562146570
Alright... Alright, But he could at least make it more belieable.
>Virgin neckbeard fag gets 9/10 qt
Hard to believe, althought possible
>Virgin neckbeard proceeds to make said qt orgasm, being a goddamn virgin with no experience
Ok, that's it for me. I don't believe it.

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>>562146521

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>>562145818
>'sure. what do you propose?,'
>mfw
OP, please stop, my sides have left the galaxy.

>>562146868
The fuck?

>>562146950
Agreed. Unless she was lying.

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>>562146950
she could have faked it you retard

just gunna masturbate to first pic til OP finishes the story

>>562145818
>we sat at the table, she immediately gave me a beer
>'cheers, anon'
>'yeah, cheers'
>'so, anon, remember yesterday when we asked if you're with someone?'
>i noded
>'then, well, is it still true? you know, after what happened tonight'
>'i think so'
>she just smiled at me, not saying anything
>'i like your dress,' i said after a while
>'thanks, anon'
>what now?
>should i keep this conversation or just try to kiss her or something?
>i mean she does want me and i clearly want her, so why wait?
>i decided to be alpha for once
>'i really like you, Zoey'
>'i like you too, anon,' she smiled. i smiled too, and then silence again
>fuck
>'hi, anon'
>it was Lisa
>she was already very drunk
>she sat next to me, i didn't say anything, just smiled at her
>it wasn't supposed to happen
>she started to rub my chest just like yesterday
>'you were good last night, anon, you know that?'
>Zoey was just looking at us, not saying anything
>'y-yeah, you too'
>she kissed me
>'i'm going home now, anon,' Zoey said, standing up
>'no, wait,' i said, but she didn't listen. Lisa kissed me again
>'hey, Lisa, i want to talk with you,' said Mike, suddenly appearing out of nowhere

>>562146868
dafuk faggot, y u do this?

>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora

>>562146950
I made a bitch cum with only my bare hands when I was 12. What are you trying to say?

>>562143492
thanks mr skeltal

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>>562145231
haha i had a similair experience.

>me
>17
>at party at best friends hoe's (weren't dating, just kinda talking/fucking( house
>late at night
>everyone passed out or barely moving
>best friend and his chick are up, drunk taking shots
>best friend passes out and his chick follows
>im still awake but fucked up
>start watching training day, drinking hennesy
>20 mins later friends hoe walks up
>shes like a 8/10
>bigger boobs, perky, nice ass, white/filipino mix, tan but not dark
>comes up in thong and bra
>"hey anon, what are you doing?"
>i look back and see her
>try not to look, "hey...what's up?"
>shes obviously tanked, but still coherent
>"Adam pissed the bed and I can't sleep on it now and need to go rinse off in the spa, want to swim?"
>I have known her for a few years, we got along well, so i figured it was fine to chill in the spa, have a smoke and a beer
>get to spa
>I laugh, "God I hope I don't piss the bed tonight"
>she looks at me and slides over in the spa next to me
>"I know because then ill have to leave your bed too"
>I laugh "what? your adams chick"
>"no were just talkin"
>feel her hands on my thigh
>"Hey I dont wanna do that to Adam"
>"It's fine we talked about it, were not really dating, here lets do a strikeout!"
> A strikeout is where you take a hit of herb then hold it in while you chug a beer then blow the smoke out
>We both take it and are fucked up
>I look over and see Robin Williams
>MFW "I am not kill"
>MFW I've never really been in a spa

>>562135243
goddamn fags on the internet need to start offing themselves en masse

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>>562137712
Thanks King Fedora.

>>562147229
Fucking slap that lisa bitch
Zoey seems nice

>>562146950
my first time when I was 21 was witch a russian 8/10, and I met her almost the same way in a party, that can be true

the other half... there are many people in the world so it can happen in a different way, but I was painfully lame in the bed

>>562137712
I LOVE YOU KING FADORA IMPREGNATE MY ANUS

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If this is crap, i hope you get raped OP

>>562137712
chanks chinks fedora

>>562147229
ITT Inside of beta virgin mind

>>562147352
Using your hands is easier than using your cock. Your fingers won't ejaculate prematurely

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>>562147489
0/10

>>562147229
That fucking Mike. Oh and OP did you get lisa pregnant?

>>562147530
this, say lisa raped you

now i know why there's so many 4 chan faggots
this shit is interesting

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>>562147229
>i decided to be alpha for once
>not even a minute later he's back to being a beta faggot with spaghetti falling out of his fanny pack
Jesus Christ what the fuck is this story even OP? This is starting to sound more and more like a shitty fanfiction written by a 11-year-old girl.

Moar bump

>>562147489
Okay I fuckin kek'd

>>562147732
All women are satisfied with me in every way when I fuck on them. You need to take lessons.

>Mike
>Lisa
>David
>Zoey
>Alex

OP parties with some norms, or he picked the most generic names for his fiction.

When the fuck did the report button disappear?

>then realize i just fucked pillow
>major fgt OP

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>>562147489
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>562147987
He could've fucking made those name up..

>>562147489
kek

>>562147508
hah swtor

>>562148152
That's what he was implying, you fucking newfag

>>562147987
Or he hangs out with white people

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>2014
>Not pre-writing your story

Really OP

OP must deliver

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>>562147987
who tf has a friend names zoey?
I know I don't.

prolly because I dont have any friends.

shit..

>>562147635
where's that pic from?

>>562147352
Kek
Virgin
> never had sex
> acts like he did on a anonymous forum

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>>562147229
>Zoey leaves
>w/e I drove that bitch here anyway it was like a ten mile drive
>Lisa is flirting with mike
>they want a threesome
>okaywhynot.exe
>we go down to the attic
>Mike pulls down his pants
>Lisa holds me down
>I'm about to get fucked in the ass
>it's all ogre now
>mfw

>>562148347
kek

bump for curiosity

>>562147229
Mike better be shanking you or i have wasted my time

going back to xnxx

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>>562147229
MOAR

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>>562148509

>>562135243
I'm gonna need sauce on that pic tho..

>>562148607
That's why he took so long to write it

BAMP for the love of god

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goddd

if we could have some pics of lisa and zoey that would be nice

OP major troll never finish story

>>562147229

>Mike smells strongly of onions
>he begins to pull off his skin, we're all horrified
>smell grows much stronger
>green flesh underneath Mike's skin
>he says "IT'S ALL OGRE NOW"
>Mike was actually Shrek in disguise
>he brutally ass rapes us for making a fool of him and fills us with his creamy oniony cum
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life

>>562135243
http://enjoytheviewx.tumblr.com/

>fap and rethink.

>>562148407
I train more than five days per week, mostly in edged combat but I train in several unarmed styles as well. These styles include hapkido, judo and samba. I think you would be well advised to leave me alone and show some respect before you have to learn it the hard way.

is anybody archiving this story so I can read it later. op is taking too long sucking dicks.

>>562147973
I never said I can't make a woman cum.
I've had sex over a thousand times, but with only two women.

First woman I fucked only 3 or 4 times.
Second woman is my wife.

I'm just saying, for someone who is inexperienced, it's easier to make a woman cum by fingering her than it is by fucking her

>>562148831
nice whale thumbnail you idiot.

This is dumb. Its way too good to be true. I got bored awhile ago.
>>562147229
Yawn, OP

OP DELIVER

>>562148251
I'm 20, the parents of my generation stopped using normal names like those. They got all retarded artsy and started using names like Trent, Jenette, Pratt, and Tyler.

>inb4 Tyler's not weird

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>>562145818
> i didn't even play starcraft

dat feel bro

>>562149026
stop distracting OP from mining his gold
> ishigdigdoo

>>562136214
is anyone else getting really fucking stressed out reading this? these social situations are probably the scariest things out there. nothing but terrible memories

http://gyazo.com/3ae265b0d34a2837cacecc79db4142d8

obviously fake

>>562149270
Here here

new thread >>562149354

>>562149195
Then why you still here?

>>562149270
Nope were not autistic :)

>>562149153
You dont have to have had sex to know that...