My best friend is going off to college? What should I say? /b/

we really need to get our fuck on before you skip town

your a fat fucking ugly mess and i hope you die

i fucked my mom

my dick

>>562001403
i love you

I am going to jail. It has something to do with sex and offending ... Can i trust you?

I sucked a nigger dick

I think you are extremely beautiful and any guy who gets to be your boyfriend is the luckiest man in my eyes.
3 get

can we have sex, honest question I feel like I'm drowning and I have nothing to relieve the tension

>>562001618
this

>>562001403
YOU DIDNT HIDE HER NUMBER FAGGOT!!!!!

>>562001403
>>562000000

thats a nice number. think ill text it

>>562001403
for starters send him your own post

I love you and always will

>>562001715
reroll

I'm gay for you

I've always wanted to tell you how much I lusted after you all these years, but I lacked the audacity to say it. Well Taylor, today is the day I profess my pure, unadulterated love for you. Please come over now. This is much more I wish to share with you : )

I think we should have sex before you go.

>>562001715
this

your tits are massive show plz

>>562001874
fuck lmao

I have stage 16 cancer and before i die i need to see your boobs

>>562001829
reroll

>>562001943
go op1

I've been wanting to try anal for a while and have been wondering if you are down for it before you leave?

>>562001943
3 got!
GG!

I want you to lick my balls while I shit on your forehead before you leave. I love you bb,

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>>562001943
>>562001943
>>562001943
WINRAR

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pretty sure this is secret PA but sharing anyways

>>562001943
this will do for winrar
CAPTCHA: nmositi her

you wanna be robbin my williams?

>>562001403
I am not sorry that I raped that toddler

>>562001403
>>562001403

I'm going to kill myself tonight. I want to join Robin Williams.

"Anonymous has your phone number and your dad will get cancer in a few days.Also,it was the Jews"

>>562001943

And don't bring clothes ;)

>>562002108
roll

I came on your pillow while you weren't looking.

op left her number

(951) 454- 3505

For so long, I have lusted after that glorious orifice on your face. Not a single night goes by that I do not violently masturbate to the thought of inserting my penis into that hole of wonder. Before you leave, I would request one thing of you. Please, let me ram your left nostril with my throbbing member, and fill it with the gooey, sticky manifestation of my eternal love.

I have a confession for you . ive been having romantic and sexual feelings for you.

>>562001403
I really want to have sex before you go, kinda like a final farewell.

>>562001943
Post picture that you sent this naow

>>562001943
>>562002363

TOP KEK

>>562001943
>>562002363
>>562002463
you better fucking deliver. this anons will get you laid

I'm about to get Hannibal Lecter on your pussy.

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>>562002360
>(951) 454- 3505
lel
>inb4 white nights, op.
>godspeed faggot

I fucked a seahorse

>>562002363
>>562002363
>>562002363
3nd. WINRAR

>>562002370
This

>>562002360
oh shit, they live near me

And he's gone

>>562002363
All the winrars are amazing

>>562001403
Just kidding go fuck yourself bitch

OP is a motherfucker. FUCK YOU OP

If you suspect a thread, let it go, if it comes back keep look again

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come on OP

before we text her ourselves

I expect to see more convos from other anons due to OP's negligence.

yo moma so poor she cant even pay attention

>>562002626
If OP doesn't deliver we need to think long and hard about what the next course of action might be.

>>562002363

Let me inseminate you and let us bask in the joy of glorious sex together

This thread had potential now OP is in damage control mode because of these fucking white knights. Oh well rip in peace thread.

OP also forgot to cover up the fact it says Sunday at 9:53, it's currently... Not that time on Monday. depending on your location

My chode aches for your loose vagina.

Have fun at college, you cunt.

>>562003154
Don't worry, about to update now

I think the lady's too busy replying to anons right now

>>562003093
this

>>562003154
um..leave the thread?

>>562003253
>>562003269
update this, bitch

>>562003269
Here is the update. No reply yet.

>>562003219

Old conversation dummy

>>562003093
>>562003253
GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
BOOM BOX
BOOM BOX
BOOM BOX

>>562003478
post pic faggot

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>>562003478

>>562003486
Welp... I need sleep

>>562003478
Which get did you post ,

>>562003657
all of them I think

>>562003619
now we wait

>>562003619
Marvelous, OP.

>>562003619
Absolute brilliance. You came through my man.

>>562003619
that's not even the right one. OPs clearly a bitch faggot.

>>562003619
She just replied "Whut? Haha"

>>562003619
I really want you to get a dragon dildo and peg the fuck out of my ass.

>>562003619
i am texting her now and sending >>>/b/ link ggggg

>>562003619
this nigga gonna get laid

>>562001874
LMAO

>>562003619
fukin gr8 m8

>>562004046
FUCK YOU
LIMPDICKPIECEOFFAGGOTSUCKINGTRASHH

now do the chode one, faggot.

>>562004046
A fine example of showing that /b/ really is full of cancerous underage faggots like you.

>>562004239
go die email shitlord

>>562004046
OP delivered, fuck you

>>562004032
I mean it. I know I haven't expressed my feelings properly all this years, but it's all true. I've always wanted to open myself to you, but I was scared. You leaving was the final little push that made me see how ridiculous I was for all this time, I love you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

>>562004239
He left her number. Sounds like a personal army request

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>>562003619

captcha: ktacksb sac

>>562004046
Post proof.

Fag.

>>562004412
reroll this

>>562004046
Your an inconsiderate douchebag

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Update

>>562004412
roll. push this faggot op over the edge into... love

>>562004032
I wanna fill your puffed pastry with my whipped cream shugga babe

>>562004412
reroll yet again

I want to shag you all over, baby

>>562004412
this OP

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>>562004661

I lick my moms panties while watching shemale porn.

>>562004661
babe you need oil and imma fill you up

>>562004773
>I want to shag you all over, baby
lawd

>>562004923
DONT DO THIS OP
PLS

>>562004661
Why bother blocking her number if everyone knows it already.

>>562004773
>>562004773
>>562004773
yes

>>562004763
>>562004773
>>562004923
>>562004953
lel winrar
lel

are you gonna fuck me or what?

I came just by texting you baby ;)

>>562004661
OP you are seriously coming through completely and totally. You have a tremendous amount of integrity.

i wanna party i wanna have fun i wanna live in your hamburger bun

Amy orifice will do bae

Robin Williams is kill

>>562005403
the gets are real

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No, seriously, i love you

Dat captcha

>>562005403
Another one. Make us proud OP

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>>562004505
another maiden rescuectd XD fgts

I hope OP gets laid after this

>>562005292
OP is da real MVP

I'm doing a thread on 4chan right now. I'm showing everyone our conversation and allowing randos on the internet to navigate our chat. I am a demented human being.

Let's get coffee tonight at starbucks downtown

>>562004763
roll

>>562005683
lel

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Alright now post ending is 13 will get the final reply

>>562005609
YOU are the bitch

>>562005683
lel

>>562001403
Winrarrrr

i just bought winrar for 10 bucks

>>562005609
That interface.. You honestly need to kill yourself.

im not drunk, im hungry for your cock taylor bby

>>562005683
Sorry OP. It's over.

i licked your little sister's pussy when she was 7

Let me tell you a story. It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.

Only drunk on my unyielding passion for you that seeps out of every pore.

Drunk in love you mean. Let's tie the fuck-knot and be done with it.

>>562005683
Way to ruin OPs chance of getting laid, faggot.

I'm not drunk but seriously let's fuck.

Seriously i love you.
I mean it

i will knock you out and suck your dick

>>562005787
13 get

Can I come over? I'm bringing some beers, I'll explain it all.

I accidentally posted your number to a bunch of internet randoms on a fucked up imageboard. Want anal?

>>562005609
You wreak of jealous beta friend [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

>>562006148
Roll

robin williams is kill

>>562006213
WinRar

I'm not drunk. This is what happens when you are in love. Swiggity swooty, I'm comin for your booty

Honestly though, real talk. I'm going to miss you when you are gone. I have trouble being serious about this but I would love a chance to show you what has been going through my mind all this time. Meet me tonight and let me show you.

>>562006213
WINRARRRRR

>>562006213
winrar

>>562006029
pls

>>562006213
WINRAR

no, i'm fucking serious. I love you, mate

>>562006173
>>562006213
>>562006263

lel

>>562006145
re-roll

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>>562006263

bond air is go

>>562006213
fug

>>562006325
Rollin

>>562006213
winrarwinrar chikun dinrar

>>562005787
Yeah. A bit. But honestly, we've known each other for so long, we're great friends, both find each other attractive, I think we could just have some relieving sex before you leave. Call me, or send pics in the mean time if you feel like some fun now.

>>562006213
oh god damnit winrar

do robin williams is kill anyway

>>562006213
there goes getting laid

>>562006173

WINRAR

Please lube my butthole and stick your big hard throbbing cock in there

You remember that key I have to your front door, well I lost that at a party last night and I kinda had your address on the keychain, so you might get raped soon. Sorry.

dunk in love bbe


robin williams is kill

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Game Over everybody

I want your tongue in my poop hole

>>562005787
I'm not drunk, why do girls always say that to me? Anyway, you down to fuck or nah? Also, good luck at college <3

Nik confirmed not a faggot

Because covering the number in later pictures is going to prevent people from finding it in the first one

>>562007013
WINRARRRR

>>562002096
I'm sending her pictures of my junk.

Post reaction pls

>>562007013

please, OP..

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>>562006865
shits gonna get real

>>562006865
"robin williams is kill"

for good measure

do it OP

>>562007103
(951) 454- 3505

>>562005609
wow you should an hero on tinychat and give us the link

>>562007131
tits or gtfo

>>562007261

>>562004661
I am honoured that my desired nasal odyssey has been noticed
Now, follow it up with "It is true. Such has been my longing for your nasal love tunnel that I have undergone rigorous training to perform not just autofellatio, but to explore the darkest depths of my own nasal cavity with my own trusty, lusty bellend, in the hopes of attaining even the tiniest sliver of what your very own sacred nasal channel would be like."

I'm not drunk. I am 100% serious. I masturbate to you sometimes and it's just going to happen more if you go away without hooking up with me. Oh, and can [insert OPs best friends name here] come too?

Guys, stop texting her. And yes Michael, she is pretty.

>>562006446
this but with the word drunk after bit

>>562007532
pics or gtfo

>>562007532
OK OP WHATEVER YOU SAY HA HA

>>562007532
Faggots don't listen man

>>562007532
Well it would definitely help to not post a phone number on /b/

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someone sign up

>>562007532

Okay sorry OP i'll stop the texting. But I'll start calling if that's alright with you xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lemon key face

sending her a picture of my dick.

Don't bother, I'll quickly reach the bump limit you wont have a chance

give reply

Post her reaction op

migrate thread!

>>>561999798

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OP is now not only NOT gonna get laid, but is likely on friend's shit list. Kek

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fake. it's all fake. here's the fb that pops up on that phone number.

Please.. suck my dick. I want you to suck it the best way you can. I'm having a boner while talking to you right now. Also, I'm a faggot.

>>562009056
fake account does not equal fake#

I want you to taste my freshly baked stromboli

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Guise, guise, be nice. Kks?

>>562010253
trying to chat her up. faggot.

>>562009271
it is all in coronoa, ca. which is where the number is. check ins. shit like that. look it up.

it's fake.

>>562010253
fuk u wite nite

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>>562010253

Lol what do you guys want me to say next???

>>562010253
funny: 0/10, edgy: 4/10, thred is kill long along so u acomplished nothing so overall 2/10, cant go higher. sry friend XD

>>562010253
just sent her a screen shot of that convo and told her that guy is trying to find out where she is so he can stalk her.

check mate, atheists.

>>562010585
Just because it's a fake account doesn't mean she's fake faggot. Here's my number: 9513140669. Have some fucking fun with that.

>>562011105
my bad it's 9513140699

>>562011105
Mine is 5449692, guess what area code faggots?

>>562011415
Does it look like I fucking care?

>>562011595
That's my point faggot. No one gives a shit about your phone number.

>>562011595
Yes, yes it does.

>>562011675
Call me sometime. I'll suck your dick.

it's all real.
can confirm, i know the OP
lelelelelelel

>>562011856
Lulz, no thanks homo.

>>562011963
Stop being a faggot josh

>>562011963
proof you stupid fuck.

screw you Nik

Alright well this thread is dead. See ya next time faggots <3