Cross Eye 3D Hoping to get some new ones!

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>>561929094
I'll post a couple. This is one that I have. I don't organize my folder so I will probably be a little slow. Hope you don't mind.

Wow. Went through shit from 08 to find this...I gotta get a life.

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>>561929583
Thanks. I didn't have that one.

This shit is amazing.

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>>561929583
You probably have this one. It's one of the more famous ones.

>>561929995
Is it me or his her left boob much larger than her right boob? In 3D it's like twice as big.

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>>561929992
I had that one at one point. Lost it.

Now I have it again!

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>>561930209
I think it is a trick of the light.

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>>561930232

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>>561930384
Thanks!

i have some more

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>>561930587
Any would be welcome.

Any hard dicks or open holes? I'm just curious what they would look like in 3D

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>>561930656
That one I do have.

Do videos work with this technique?

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>>561930859
Nice! Thanks.

How do i into 3D mode? Everytime i try cross my eyes, shit just looks blurry as fuck...

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>>561930520
Looks like I'm out. I hit the old school line trap. But here's a nice old pic that's off topic.

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>>561931019
It takes practice.

>>561931019
same explain this shit OP/anon

>>561931019
Hold your finger up about 6 inches from your eyes. Switch between that and the background (the image appearing in the middle). Once you have it slowly move finger out of the way. Only thing that works for me.

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you guys are very gross

bumping with cats

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>>561931027
Any new ones help. Thanks.

>>561931069
My wife's pussy looks just like that. But the rest of her...not even close.

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moar cats

>>561930916
Yes, if they're shot with two cameras next to each other.

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moar and moar cats

Wow tried,at firt was blurry but then it was so clear,looked real,but feel like i can get stucked

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crossed eyes cat's eyes are crossed

>ITT: proving that touching your peewee really makes you blind

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>every
>fucking
>time

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>>561931509
Thanks. But not the kind of 3D pussy I was looking for.

>>561931268
Woah thanks anon, i got it for the first time!

Any tips? When it works for me, the image is not really 'high definition'. Is this normal?

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>>561931898
It takes time for your eyes to focus.

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My last one.

Thanks anons. I got 10 more for my folder.

>>561932098
Yeah, it's focused now. Holy fucking shit, this shit is fucking amazing.

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tired with cats, some landscape

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>>561931828

those rage comics were top kek back in the day

>>561932317
holy shit depth

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>>561932434

sorry that one is shit

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>>561932594

>>561930916
that's how you make real 3D movies, so yes.

>>561932683
Thanks. A few more new ones!

Good stuff guys.

>>561931612
all the hair is sticking out of the screen. this is really good.
first 3d experience was a troll thread for me, some asshat posted non working ones, so i never experienced it like this before. holy shitttt


moooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaar

as a virgion this is also the closest ive evr and will ever get to see pussy.

finally i learned to see these images (googled "how to see cross eye 3d" and clicked on first result) but i dunno, it's 3d-ish but a bit disappointing for me and i can do it only with smaller pictures. did i have high expectations or i am doing something wrong?

NO gifs?

I fnucking dropped my banana there.

Captcha: Israeliimcompetence Palestiniansstillalive

>>561931612
i'm pretty sure that these photos has been taken with two camera. No shitty software to make fake cross eye image.

>>561931898
used to go cross eyed really close to the screen then slowly move backwards, now this stuff is second nature for me, you dont need to stay cross eyed

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Poking through my folder. Sorry if repost something, or post a fake one (I have a few in there I haven't weeded out)

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>>561933501
i have some good ones

>>561933446
i mean, idk anon, experience is different to people

>>561933446
It takes practice.

Although this is a low quality pic the water in the air makes it interesting to me. >>561929509

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>>561933806

>>561933732
Way cool. Supposedly this is good for your vision.

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>>561933935

>>561933939
It has been known to give headaches!

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>>561933732

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>>561934106

>>561934130
That too! Working on one now.

>>561933732
That is way better. Thanks.

Moar!

Captcha: no4 thelarch

>>561934130
only if the image is too big (so too much crossing)

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>>561934212

>>561934290
Moving back from your monitor may help on the larger images.

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>>561934403

>>561933572
My first time tying this holy shit this is cool lol I never bothered with this because I didnt know how it was supposed to work, but thanks for the tip

>>561931753
Name? or sauce or anything?

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>>561934610

>>561934459
i know, i practise this a long time, but with the other version: not the crossing eyes, the "seeing through image". I like it much more than the x eyes.

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>>561934802
I have a hard time with that type. Don't know why.

im wearing my 3d glasses, and its still the same. how can i see it properly?

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>>561934610
That's all I got
The rest was already posted

it must be incredible to fap to a 3d image. Post some good ones already pls

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>>561934950
That is not what I posted...

7 again.

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>>561935090
stfu troll

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>>561935167
Nope... Two more actually

WEBM PLS

>>561935167
Thanks! My folder has increased in size.

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>>561935367
1/2

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>>561935750
2/2

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>>561935820
omg.... this is just...shit

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>>561933446
i can do it to very large pictures but it becomes unpleasant, but i've been able to do it since i was a child, i can also make my left eye look right while my right eye is in the middle and vice versa.

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>>561933572
I've got the hang of it now bro, and fuck its amazing, it's sorta like discovering some special ability you had hahaha

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I just figured out how to do this shit like 10 min ago, now I can just get it every time like right away

>>561936046
You don't like it ?

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I seem to have hit a patch of non-porn ones

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>>561936307
You couldn't have described it any better haha this shit is pretty cool

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back to porn

>>561929094
this is probably the only time i'll ever see a 3d pair of tits. capcha was drniped loins

>>561936742
Well, you can clearly see that's a cut/paste image. No double cameras, no double point of view to get the perspective, just bad photoshop.

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This shit doesn't actually work does it? I can imagine one of you fuckers fapping whilst crosseyed looking like a fucking retard

Whats going on in this thread? Whats the difference between the two pictures?

>>561936890
Hell yeah dude, especially when the image gets really focused, it's like.. mind blown haha seen this shit for years but only managed to do it now

http://www.starosta.com/3dshowcase/ihelp.html

>>561937374
While making grunting/groaning sounds like a deaf person

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>>561937374

It does work, and I'm glad you've imagined me fapping (though I probably do look retarded, its not like anyone is watching me)

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22, last one

>>561937374
you're doing it wrong then.

though honestly there's nothing good to fap to in this thread. where's all the jailbait?

>>561929094
OMG I LOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT

>>561931018
more of this please

Are there any other non pornographic images anyone can dump?

I'm inclined to think this is a troll because I've been looking at the screen for the past 15 minutes trying to cross my eyes and all I'm seeing is a blurry double image.

I don't get it, are the two photos supposed to merge into like one 3D hologram or something?

The gifs that flicker back and forth between the two photos gives me the 3D effect but not this manual shit.

>>561938529
some of the ones in this thread are fake, but it works. cross your eyes and just focus. eventually your eyes do it automatically.

>>561938529
Get the two images to align in the middle and move your head closer to the screen.

>>561938529
You have to line them up. Cross your eyes so your right eye is looking at the left image and your left eye is looking at the right image. They should 'meet' in the middle and become one image

/b/rowsing on my phone. Any tips on how I can do this on my phone?

>>561938529

Its just like those Magic Eye books.
OP's image and the other's from that set are particularly good to start with. I'm not sure why.

Those 3d flicker gifs drive me nuts, but these work great for me. Weird

>>561938850
Couldn't tell you bro I'm not cockeyed

>>561938801
Same

>>561938529
Try this

http://www.vision3d.com/methd04.html

>>561938850
Well if it helps, i'm short sighted and the images remained blurry until i put my glasses on (I don't usually wear my glasses when sitting on the computer).

>>561929992
who is this?

>>561939001
It works fine for me. Just move your phone closer to your face.

The further you are away from the image the moer appearant the 3d is, "sticks out more". I remember this from the the magic eye books

>>561929992
>>561934747
anyone know the sauce for this????

Omg finally !!

Its kinda fun

>>561929094

Finally

Captcha: preperation butbout

>>561930384
>>561930342
>>561929992

Those are amazing

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animated for extra fun

Whatever you do, do not tilt your head sideways while your eyes are in 3D mode.

It's amazing the control we have over the tiny muscles attached to the sides of our eyes.

i cant fuckin do it.
please can i have a super thorough explanation?

>>561942984

>>561939037

>>561942984
look at picture while cross eyed
wait for 3rd picture to appear in the middle of the two (or try and force a third picture)
focus on the third picture.

The one with shadows, oil and far background are the best

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Oh my.

>>561939037
I can't seem to shift my attention between my finger and the picture. Whenever I try it all just goes back to normal. Fuck, I really want to learn to do it.

>>561943790
It takes practice, The first time you get it you will be amazed!

>>561933732

Fucking awesome

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>>561943790
Try crossing your eyes instead.

>>561937172
HAHA the dick head looks like its taking off

Here is my method:
Cross your eyes too much and then uncross them slowly until you hit the right position.

I find this easier than crossing the eyes the right way right away.

>>561929816
Two identical pictures do not a 3D make...

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Bonus tutorial!

>>561945906
They're not quite identical - But as near as dammit, yeah.
</pedantry>

>>561943279
>>561943253
im able to make the 3 eyes appear, except they're super blurry and only last a few seconds

We need more threads like this and are there any movies like these photos ?

>>561929094
how does this work?

>Cross eyes until you see 4 separate images
>Cross until 2 inner images overlap
>Focus on center image
>Fap

>>561947357
Alternatively, use a script to make the image flicker from left to right (Or better yet, turn it into a gif - I haven't done that yet). Can provide JS if anyone's interested.

>>561945906
I thought the same. Tried it......it fucking works. You have to go cross eyed to make one picture in the middle and hold it there. Eventually your brain locks it in place and your free to look around the 3D image. Trust me it does work.

>>561938801
Hold the phone close and slowly move it back

>>561945906
Just that particular pic is an identical double. There is no parallax. All the others work hunky dory.

>>561932317
pretty nice, but looks more like a lot of 2d paper layers than actual 3d

>>561948617
Did you make those things in an old shoe box too?

>>561948763
yeah

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You are my hero for the day!

My eyes... now hurt and hate you, but my penis is very very happy.

>>561947923
I am interested

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Here be dragons

>>561949936
I wonder how 4chan reacts to javascript in a post...

"javascript:function go2() {
var div = document.querySelector("img");
div.style.position="absolute";
div.style.left=-window.leftoff;
setTimeout(go1,window.timeout);
}

function go1(){
var div = document.querySelector("img");
div.style.left=0;
if(window.doItFagget)
setTimeout(go2,window.timeout);
}
var div = document.querySelector("img");
window.timeout=100;
window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;
window.doItFagget=true;
go1();"

Open an image and then paste that into the addressbar. Someone can confirm that it's not "del system32" or some shit.

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>>561950592
>window.doItFagget
kek

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>>561950592

>>561950974
Well, it was that or window.threeDImageInterlacer.status.active ...

>>561951653
Try it without the quotes, sorry

>>561951843
Is this working for anyone?
>Inb4 you blew up my pc

>>561951843
>>561952689
Having an identity crisis?

>>561944806
Omg, thats what i call 3D. Post moar pictures with such depth.

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>>561952956
No, just wondering if anyone's having any success with my code or if I've done something awfully wrong.

not gettin it at all

>>561930342
You really don't know that a lot of women have one boob larger than the other? Just like one males testicle droops lower than the other

Ready to get your mind blown, I actually made a 3d crosseyed gif!

Is there some form of this that combines both cross eyed and gif "shaking" that produces REALER than REAL results?

>>561954816
Whoa dude how convenient! Post

Shit it's bigger than 4mb, let me see if I can make it smaller...

>>561936748
insta boner

>>561955906
>>561955906
http://pomf.se/
use this m80

pls gif or webm of porn

>>561953797
what does it do?
also why does it say window.doItFagget? afa my program knowledge goes this probably doesn't work

>>561956397
I declared the variable window.doItFagget to control whether or not the thing works - i.e. if you go to the console and type "window.doItFagget = false" it'll stop the script (There's no other way other than refreshing or closing the tab)
Do you want full commenting?

>>561956371
>http://pomf.se/
Thx, here you go! http://a.pomf.se/ikvcxw.gif

>>561956397
>>561956945
Forgot to explain what it does: In a page with a single image, it makes the image flicker from its initial position to (width/2) to the left and back again: It's a crude way of animating these pictures.

>>561957089
Also just to let you know, so the original file was actually at "normal" speed, but when I turned it into the 3d crosseyed version, it went slowmo, I haven't been able to figure out to fix that yet.

>>561957089
>http://a.pomf.se/ikvcxw.gif
oh shit this sucks. where's the 3rd dimension you fag?

>>561957475
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I posted the wrong one and I saved over it, it was a shit ton of monotonous work to...fuck! Sorry guys, I went full faggot here...

>>561957261
it kinda works...

>>561958520
Yeah, but it'd be better as a gif.
Basically, the browser can only switch it at about 10fps before it starts stuttering and then it just looks bad. A gif could go at, say, 30fps and it would be all smooth and shit.
So that's on my todo list, at some point.

>>561934651
Alice Goodwin

>>561959102
I mean it has difficulties as soon as the image size is bigger than the window size. If the image is too big it behaves oddly...

>>561929094
bampo

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>>561960071
I don't get that with, say, this image and chrome. Can you give an example and browser?
>Customer support on 4chan, whatever next?

>>561960642
I got a 1080p monitor, this pic is too small, let me get a really big image

Guys what if..
Listen guys! What..
What if we ok just follow me here!
WHAT IF WE
IF WE ANIMATED THESE?!

>>561929995
It's because it's fake 3D. it was pulled off of http://www.reddit.com/r/crosseyedfap

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>>561960869
I'm 1080p too, but I resized the browser window. So it just happens with massive images in a maximised window?
It works as designed for this image (But it's awful because the character moves across half the image)

>>561960642
okay, I can't make a screenshot of it BUT

>use chrome
>open an image in an external tab
>image must exceed window resolution
>if you hover the mouse above image, the cursor will become a magnifying glass
>start the script
>now click on the image and it will be resized

my guess here would be to detect when the image size/window scaling/window size gets changed and then recalculate the offset

>>561956378


yeah need

>>561961814
>>561961823
okay, I made my browser window really small, started the script and resized the window to a bigger size
your script still executes with the old offset but restarting the script in the current tab fixes the issue

just try to detect the following:
>windows size
>image zoom (opening bigger images often results in the browser fitting the image into the window in order to display everything but gives the option to click the image and expand it to 100% zoom)
>website zoom (how big your website is natively displayed)
and loop the whole script

>>561961823
Oh, I see what you mean. Should be avoidable by maximising the image first, but:

function go2() {
var div = document.querySelector("img");
div.style.position="absolute";
div.style.left=-window.leftoff;
setTimeout(go1,window.timeout);
}

javascript:function go1(){
var div = document.querySelector("img");
div.style.left=0;
if(window.goo)
setTimeout(go2,window.timeout);
}
var div = document.querySelector("img");
window.timeout=100;
window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;
window.goo=true;
go1();
div.onclick=function(){setTimeout(function(){window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;},100);}

try that.

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>>561929094
Just go to fucking reddit

http://www.reddit.com/r/crosseyedfap

This is so awesome! gonna fap :D

>>561963036
you forgot:
javascript:

>>561963017
>>561963036
Fixed browser resize issue.

javascript:function go2() {
var div = document.querySelector("img");
div.style.position="absolute";
div.style.left=-window.leftoff;
setTimeout(go1,window.timeout);
}

function go1(){
var div = document.querySelector("img");
div.style.left=0;
if(window.goo)
setTimeout(go2,window.timeout);
}
var div = document.querySelector("img");
window.timeout=100;
window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;
window.goo=true;
go1();
function reCalc(){setTimeout(function(){window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;},100);}
div.onclick=reCalc;
window.onresize=reCalc;

>>561963657
tested all 3 cases, works perfectly now!

>>561963657
let's see if it works with webm or other video files

>>561964132
Won't work with video... YET

>>561964132
I like your attitude^^

>>561938529
I thought it was troll, too. But the trick is don't make the image too big. If you are on like a 22" monitor, try it with just the thumbnail first. Look past the image, you should see 4 copies. slowly focus on the inner two and eventually they will meet and form the 3D image.

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>>561964401
And now it does!

javascript:var div = document.querySelector("img") || document.querySelector("video");
function go2() {
div.style.position="absolute";
div.style.left=-window.leftoff;
setTimeout(go1,window.timeout);
}

function go1(){
div.style.left=0;
if(window.doItFagget)
setTimeout(go2,window.timeout);
}
window.timeout=100;
window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;
window.doItFagget=true;
go1();
function reCalc(){setTimeout(function(){window.leftoff=div.offsetWidth/2;},100);}
div.onclick=reCalc;
window.onresize=reCalc;

>>561965037
thank you based anon
I don't actually own stereoscopic webms but now I have the option in case there ever is

>>561931478

wtf 3D meat curtains

>>561931612
this one is awesome

>>561965037
>>561965037
Lol'd, fucking mustard gas all over the place. You almost killed me bro thank god I have a/c

I can just imagine all you fat retards sitting there cross-eyed focusing so hard to imagine that you have even a remote experience with anything female, fapping away on your smegma ridden cocks.

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>>561965514
>4chan delivers software
You're welcome; Thanks for the great bug reports! - Next time around I may have either: A fix for the flickering image on the right because we don't really need that
Or: A script (not JS, sadly) which turns it into a bona fide gif
Or perhaps even nothing because I'm a lazy faggot

>>561966396
hey, can I ask you for another favor?

>>561966226
I thought >>561952689 covered that
But seriously, try it, it's not h4x

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>>561967025
Sure thing, what'dya need?

>>561966396
>>561967025

can you make a script that gets the OP post number (561929094 in this case) from the adress bar and puts it into another link (slayer.pw/561929094) which is used for dragon slayer threads?
their own script doesn't seem to be working right now for some reason

and thank you for writing and improving the code btw

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>>561967426
So there's two ways of doing this...
javascript:window.location = ("http://slayer.pw/" + window.location.pathname.split("/")[3])

or

javascript:window.open("http://slayer.pw/" + window.location.pathname.split("/")[3])

First one will open in the current tab (losing the thread), but the second will probably be popup blocked.

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bump #2

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>>561968475
Scratch that:

javascript:window.open("http://slayer.pw/" + window.location.pathname.split("/")[3],"_blank")

Opens it in a new tab.

>>561968475
nope, second one is working perfectly fine and is exactly what I wanted
thank you again so much, you helped me a lot

WHY CAN'T MY EYES LINE THE IMAGES UP EVENLY!

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>>561969294
Anything for a fellow anon - Plus it keeps me in practice!

>>561969613
>points you to his script >>561965037

>>561969613
needs a lot of practice
it's way harder with bigger images, try it with something like a 500x300 resolution image
also align your head in front of the picture and don't look at the monitor from the site

>>561970126
>>561969952
>>561969613
oh yeah, or use the script ofc
I was just assuming you were tryharding like me when I first saw stereoscopic porn

>>561970820
how do i use the script?

>>561971135
bump

>>561971135
Open your favourite steroscopic image in a new tab, and copypasta the script into your address bar when you're on that tab.

>>561970820
I see the script on their site, it's better than mine, so I'll try and fix it for you.

>>561971135
>>561971493
ctrl+D
click Edit
Name doesn't matter
URL = paste the script here

next open the image in a new tab, switch to the new tab and click on your new bookmark

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Here's an excellent one

>>561971538
I saw that script too but wasn't able to use it as it never worked.
It looks like a lot of work to me and I tried my best to bypass the thread checking mechanism which didn't work.

I'm only fluent in C++ and VB.NET but my programming knowledge is decreasing fast as I had to take a different step in my career

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>>561972227
Here's a "fixed" version (no thread checking, should be more stable)

javascript:(function(){var t=window.location.pathname.split("/")[3];if(document.getElementById("dragonraid")){return};var n=document.createElement("DIV");n.id="dragonraid";n.style.padding="0px;";n.style.margin="0px;";n.style.position="fixed";n.style.top="0px";n.style.left="0px";n.style.width="100%";n.style.height="100px";n.style.zIndex="1";n.style.overflow="hidden";var r=document.createElement("IFRAME");r.src="http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/"+t+"/status";r.style.width="110%";r.style.height="200px";r.style.border="none;";n.appendChild(r);var i=document.createElement("style");i.innerHTML=".fitToScreen{margin-top:100px;}";document.body.appendChild(i);document.body.appendChild(n);document.body.style.paddingTop="100px";document.getElementById("quickReply").style.zIndex=1001})();

nickname@bitchassniggah

>>561945418
This is exactly how it's supposed to be done. Cross your eyes, then slowly shift back to normal until instead of 4 images you see 3, then focus on the middle one, which is two overlapping. After a few tries it should be very easy and work well

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nickname@aCupOfJavascript
>>561969210
>>561967306
>>561964401
>>561964303
>>561959102
>>561955906
>>561948903
>>561948602
AVENGE

>>561972514
Damn, I was expecting so much more from the script but thank you so much already for fixing it! I really appreciate this.

>>561971954
works much better with an animated image

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>>561973427
Oh wait, we're both already dead...

>>561973518
hey, can you quote these two posts for us?

>>561973427
>>561972929

>>561929995
What's her name. I wish to fap to her.

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Well, it's been fun, but I'm going to sleep now.

See you around mp5LmGPi!

>>561974841
Thanks for all the posts, you are the man

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tried making one

is it okay

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I can't get it to work.
I use the tip of my pencil, I can overlap the 4 images to only 3.
But then I can't switch the focus from the pencil to the image, you know, it's like a camera with autofocus, it goes all sort of blurry, and when it looks sharp enough I can't switch to the image without uncrossing my eyes.
I envy you guys ;_;

>>561974841
good night JJlT/Fsq!

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>>561972227
For the record, the issue was it was assuming the url was of the form [...]/b/res/12346759125 when for some reason it's /b/thread/128345912293 or whatever.

Also good luck with your career and stuff

Now I really must be going.

>>561975431
try it with something simpler like two dots on the screen
cross your eyes until the two dots overlap in the middle
you need good practice
once your brain gets the hang of it, it will be damn easy to reproduce

>>561975537
>>561974841
and thank you so much for helping me out