Whats the Source material on the scifi stuff? Sounds familiar.
im just uploading but i dont know what it is
I don't have any greentextx's saved, but I can tell you something from my work today
>have summer job at McDonalds's so I can have some extra cash for college
>old, ratchety smelly lady walks in
>I try to walk away and let someone else take the order
"HELLO YOU THERE ANON! DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER, I SEE YOU."
>I turn around and come up with some lame excuse about why I walked away
>"can i have two hamburgers with nothing on them?"
>er, alright i guess
>put in the order, walk back to manager's office and inform him we have a potential problem
>it's store policy that we tell the manager whenever a customer may be a threat/or be insane
>he says alright, he'll watch h..
>"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BURGERS?"
>i walk back out, put her burgers in the bag and hand them to her
>she takes them out and looks at them
>"I WANTED KETCHUP ON THEM!"
>she slides the burgers back at me, so I walk back to the service station and put ketchup on them
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME BURGERS?!"
>"ma'am, i'm putting ketchup on them as you requested..?"
>this is where it gets good
>"NO, YOU'RE PUTTING VOODOO ON THEM!"
>she proceeds to start screeching Voodoo, then proceeds to attempt to leap the counter
>out of nowhere she gets tackled by a random ass police officer that I didn't know was in the store
>she get's hauled off to wherever crazies go
Ok i'll just Save it and google something.
I'll Share some i have too
That....that wasn't what I wanted to post. Whoops. I hope it was this one.
Anyway. It was from an OC Humanity Fuck Yeah thread a while back.
here's my story a few months ago
>Me and ex gf at her stepdads because mom brought over her younger siblings to see dad
>stepdad and mom leave to pick up food
>ex gets horny
>we start fucking on his bed
>she wanted me on top so why not
>autistic 3 year old brother walks in
>dont care cuz he doesnt know
>gets on the bed next to us
>squats down and starts staring at my dick going in her pussy
>reaches for it and I push him away
>"Dont worrry about him anon keep going"
>still going and the fucker reaches for it again
>push him off bed behind me and kick him away
>walks back up to us again
>tries grabbing it again
>pull out to grab both his arms and put him in other room but i end up cock slapping him with my hard on
>stares at me
> exgf and i both look at each other
>brother walks out and doesnt come back in
>mfw all it needed was a cock slap to get him away
I lol'd so hard when I read this the first time.
It's not that great
>Get told to go clean the bathroon
>walk in, see four guys sucking and fucking each other
>all of my wats
>leave the bathroom and run to manager
>see the guys running out
These stories are the bomb. post moar
That faggot, you gotta own it! It's only awkward if you let it be awkward. Tell her you'll give her the ole lickaroo and if she blinks start going on about crimbly brimbly sixteen bong crikey mate cor blimey how'z yer mum we get on like bangerz n mash ya take me for a pooftah lick it like me doberman pincha innit!
It'll short circuit her brain and you'll get out unscathed.
You want some Humanity Fuck yeah? I got plenty of it, all of it God Teir.
It's a lie anyway, that panel is from the last C&H strip, which means it would be in "It's a Magical World", the LAST collection, released October of 1986.
Good story, but a obviously a fabrication.
Well - this is - odd
I went through hysterics and fascination, to a dark place I'm afraid of, and popped out the other end feeling slightly abused, but in a good way.
I dunno if I need to cry in the shower for a while, or perhaps join a holy order and never speak again.
So - thanks OP.
Does anyone have a series of greentext stories about a stoner who worked at McDonalds? I don't remember much about it other than the fact that it involved a lot of weed and that there was a huge community bong that the workers used in the back storage.