Ok guys, advice?
>parents at my house for a few months
>not asked for rent or anything, glad to be helping them
>2 days ago (its been 2 weeks since they moved in) my mother started shouting about the volume on my DS being too loud
>says she can't hear the t.v
>DS volume wasn't even half way up
>agree to turn it to silent
>get in from work today
>grab a beer
>throw on t.v
>suddenly music so loud things are literally falling from the shelves
>coming from downstairs
>neighbours knocking about loud music
>tell them I'll sort it out and I'm sorry
>mum is ironing with music on stupidly loud
>don't get angry, just ask her to turn it down a little
>explain things are falling of shelves, neighbours knocking etc
>starts shouting about how bad a host I am
>dad comes back around this time and hears her shouting
>swings for me because I 'upset my mother'
>dodge punch and lock them in the kitchen where this took place
>and now I'm here
>music STILL fucking stupidly loud
>now THEY are trying to shout over music about being locked in the kitchen -_-
Yeah if you kick them out it'd be remembered forever. If your dad seriously tried to punch you that's pretty wtf. I suppose you should remind them it's your house and you're doing them a favor but then they'd go on about "pulling that card..." I imagine.
Take them out back and put them down. Just like Old Yeller
Jesus Christ OP. Be a fucking man. Tell them that you're doing them a fucking favor and if they can't act like adults that they can live on the fucking street.
Fucking faggots, man.
They have nowhere else to go because your mom sepent all your dads money on pills and didnt get a job because she was passed out half the day fuck you and fuck your parents
kill those fuckers' kid, that always sends the right message
Doesn't matter. Your parents are treating you like a child in your own fucking home.
I'll bet you've gotten the whole "under MY roof" in some iteration at some point. Tables are turned, tell them how it's going to be or tell them to leave.
looks like your only solution is to give ground... call a tactical retreat and move out... your parents have now stolen your house...
or man up... maybe next time music is loud go pull the breaker?
So they're both irresponsible and lazy. Talk some goddamn sense into them and tell them that they can stay only if they get jobs and start paying rent. I've dealt with idiots like this before and they do NOT respect what you're doing for them and they will most likely blame you if you kick them out, but that's not your problem. Get job, pay rent or GTFO, simple as that
So what if they're your fucking parents??
Your house = YOUR RULES
Tell them to pack it in or leave. End of, no debate.
You had to behave for them when you were young, now they must behave for you when they're old
Don't throw away your dignity or standards for the convenience of others.
Also, your dad tried to punch you??? Threaten to lay out the asshole if he tries shit like that again.
1. Shut down the elictricity to the kitchen.
2. Wait by the kitchendoor and ask if they have cooled down.
If not wait longer.
3. Ask them to talk.
If not willing, wait longer.
4. Open the door.
5. Give them the talk.
I have to live here and I am expecting cooperation from the two of you.
Post results op.
I found myself in a similar situation last year. I moved back to Texas where my grandparents were living in the house my Mom left me when she died, so I could help take care of my Grandpa.
I immediately had to put my foot down with my Grandma when he passed away, otherwise she'd run amok. Simply explained to her that I'm all she's got and unless she wants to be in a home or out on her own she'll play nice and listen to me when I say yes or no to something.
Yeah no shit, your alcoholic dad just tried to assault you in your own home and is now vandalizing your house. What the fuck man. I'd say to kick his ass but that slimey fuck would probably sue his own son.
Seeing they are breaking the dishes you should consider calling the police anyway or calling the police if they won't calm down / talk to you.
Your father is a drunk and you are to good for him.
Let him get his shit straight while leeching of you.
Demand he goes to rehab while living with you or something.
Well I have an elder brother and younger sister both alcoholics. They live miles away in fuck knows where now though. Growing up though, I guess they were strict but aren't all parents? want some other fucked up stories like this?
1. Drill a 3/4" hole into your kitchen door.
2. Run a length of hose from the hole in the kitchen door to your vehicle's exhaust pipe.
3. Start your car and lever the gas pedal down.
4. Yell some kinda bullshit through the door that'll really fucking piss them off and get them breathing hard.
5. Call the police.
6. Open the door and collect your parents once they fall unconscious. You don't actually want to kill them.
7. Turn them over to the police.
what the fuck is wrong with you, op?
step #1 call the fucking police
step #2 have the police remove your parents
step #3 close and lock the door
step #4 tell them to leave and to not contact you again until they are ready to apologize
step #5 be ready to never talk to them again
why the fuck would you entertain toxic people like this, parents or not? you're being such a fucking pushover, I almost get a contact-mad just reading this
pic related, it's how you act
Look OP i NEVER post on this shit hole of a website but you need to start recording everything you can with multiple cameras if you have them. uplaod the videos to an online site like a cloud or FTP. kill the breaker to kill the music and confront your parents with the fact you have evidence of them being fucks, and its online and they cant delete or do anything about it. threaten to call the cops. if they dont act right, follow through. call the cops.
VOCAROO THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!
Well they aren't going anywhere so story 2.
>be 5 or 6
>go to beavers, leader is man called Barry
>move up to cubs, Barry is now leader there too
>Same with scouts, and then he invites me to join other after school clubs etc
>pretty close with barry
>18th brithday he takes me out for beers
>be 19, visiting parents (I had moved away soon after becoming 18)
>hear Barry has died of cancer
>knew it was coming but still shit man, Barry is dead
>start packing to go home and attend his funeral
>comes to day of his funeral
>parents tell me I'm being ungrateful
>they put me up for a week and I'm leaving for some dead guys funeral
>lock the doors and dad floors me by suprise when I try to open front door (not knowing it had been locked)
>everytime I got to a door they get physically violent
>miss Barry's funeral
OP how in the fuck can you be such a goddamned beta. They sound like shitbags, and you don't owe them love and a home because the fucked each other and created you. Get them out, police, a gun anything, just get them out.
OP if your parents are unwilling to be reasonable adults you need to call the police and have them thrown out, if they aren't willing to respect you in your own home then they don't need to be there.
OP sorry to say but your parents are horrible people. They're going to continue to use you and disrespect you until the point where you're so depressed that you end up making the same mistakes they've made. If you continue to let them live at your house I guarantee you'll
>lose your job
>lose your house
>become an alcoholic
You're parents are fully functional adults and sad to say but they're never going to change. This is where you make your stand OP you either kick them out of your house and out of your life or you let them drag you down to their level.
Take off all of your clothes and find a weapon worthy of your use. Break down the door and yell to them
"This is the song and dance of my people"
Now make sure to swing the weapon frantically while you you squat and take a continuous stream of shit. Whilst also saying the phrase boku no pico is the greatest anime ever made. They'll never fuck with you again
Op, you are retarded, you are doing this to yourself so fuck you, you asked for all this.
You know your parents are cunts, they've been cunts for year, they are still cunts, now they are cunting your house after years of cunting your life. Fuck them or fuck you.
Some one need to get out of there, and since your dad is still kicking your ass, I know who will sleep there tonight.
Dont get mad, just read back your stories and understand how fucked up this is.
chandelier in the living room. do it.
>we all go camping (parents, brother and sister)
>tents, air beds, gas bottles, the whole deal
>parents and brother all drink the whole time
>me and sister tend to avoid tent until we have to sleep or eat
>wake up one morning to my drunken brother pissing on me
>they get angry and say it was only a joke
>had to scavenge food in secret whilst they were asleep for the rest of the week
>Parents refused to feed the 'fucking shit who wok us'
>OP are you British?
Haha what the fuck do you think? In the USA if you break peoples things and knock over their fucking refrigerator you would be lucky to have the police called on you, half the people here would shoot you their damn selves. I knew the fag was British the instant he posted a fucking =/ in reaction to that bullshit his nutter parents are pulling, fuck that.
Or, you can grab a knife, get in the kitchen an explain what will be going on down in your house, and if they don't like it, you will swing the knife until they cross the door to the street, let them realize you are not fucking around.
And don't be a bitch, your stories deserve this kind of knife-swinging behavior, don't feel you are being bad, don't guilt trip yourself in being their bitch.
and you let these people in to ur fucking house..?
music has stopped. They are still angry though, I can hear them arguing about me and what to do next. Leaving them in there seems to be working for now at least. Hopefully I wont have to call the police.
>dad comes back around this time and hears her shouting
>swings for me because I 'upset my mother'
Your dad tried to punch you in the face cause you were having an argument with your mom? Wat? I think you're not telling us the whole story or your family is completely retarded.
>swings for me because I 'upset my mother'
>swings for me
misused that phrase, what you meant was 'took a swing at me'
'swings for me' implies he attempted to do something to you that would carry the death penalty, so he would swing (be hanged) for it
lel they seem to forget who house this is
>ask for advice
>everyone tells me to call the police
>don't call the police
>instead post attention-whore stories
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Probably going to wait until they calm down some more and explain that this isn't going to continue, they can go elsewhere is this is how they intend on acting in my house.
That's your plan then? You can't keep them in the kitchen for ever. Either call the police or kick them out by yourself, even though you're probably going to let them back in your house anyway because you're such a beta faggot.
fool no kick em out. Your parents are shit and they will not stop this. If they had a ounce of respect for you they wouldn't punched you in the face and started breaking your shit. Fuck op im sorry but grow some balls
Kick them like Backham
If they don't want to leave: Let the cops help.
Restraint order + charges for assault should keep them at bay.
Maybe you can get a court order to make the go to rehab?
Well I rent out my own place and work full time as a chef. No addictions unless you count a beer after work.
Ok story 4
>about to be 13th birthday
>about a week before come home from school
>Dad isn't in work (called in sick, happened from time to time)
>Work was too stressful son, needed a couch day
>Whatever, I'm going out with some friends, back for dinner?
>Tells me I am being rude and need to sit and talk to him before I do anything else
>sit down opposite him
>he just stares at me for about 5 minutes all the while I'm asking him what's going on
>mum comes in
>tells her I was about to leave without a 'proper convo'
>instaslap of mum
>Dads cup explodes on the wall behind me
>DO NOT SWEAR AROUND YOUR MOTHER
>run out the front
>come back at night and sneak into my room
>wake up in the morning
>There is literally a dog shit on my school clothes
>go downstairs and get told
>shit clothes for the guy with a shit attitude
STOP THE STORIES AND CALL THE GOD DAMN POLICE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE IDIOT ARE YOU EVEN LISTING YOU LITTLE SHITHOLE MOTHERFUCKING TWAT, KILL YOURSELF OR CALL THE FUCKING POLICE YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH
So you are managing just fine on your own?
Despite your heritwge you made your life work and got your shit on track.
Whatever you do, don't let them take thwt from you!
Are you parents looking for work and a house?
if you are in the US, you MUST unlock the door to the kitchen.
You are currently illegally detaining them. If THEY call the police, YOU will go to jail.
If you do not unlock the door, and immediately call the police, you will open yourself up for a lawsuit.
I would emphasize to the police that your parents are NOT renters, they are guests who got out of hand. If you say they are renters, you will have a much tougher time getting them removed for the night.
Have the police remove your parents, they will be released in the morning, and at that point you can tell them the terms by which you will let them back.
if you are not in the US, i don't know what your options are.
True but I don't think op has the balls to kick them out.
So even if he has a talk and is not just going to accept their version of the story because he is afraid of conflict he will not make them leave if they say it won't happen again.
it must be great to have demented parents! congrats OP
captcha; Lord dddecic
seriously this. a recap of stuff OP's parents have done in his life:
-caused him to miss an important funeral
-put dogshit in his clothes for having "a shit attitude"
-allowed his older brother to piss on him, punished op for trying to fight brother
-moved in his home, broke his shit, tried to fight him
op what the fuck are you doing
It's going to keep getting worse, trust me. It's not even a matter of helping your family, they are going to drag you down with them. Tell them they need to sort themselves out immediately or leave. You're the man here, and apparently the only adult as well. Sort them out or kick them out.
Let's keep this thread alive till OP gets back
You sound like some be who's waded their way through a life of shitty parenting and good for nothing asswipes for parents, to the point where you're able to own your own house and so your own things, remove the problem immediately.
That being your parents, it's only going to go down hill from here.
assert your dominance over the household, beat them if they react with violence, do what you want and be aggressive back (Don't recommend this one)
I hope OP's parents become somewhat reasonable.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who puts his foot so far up that ass he has to break his leg off at the knee.
you hoping they'll have taken their anger all out on the stuff in op's kitchen?
Or do you expect their lifetime of shitty parenting and treatment of the poor guy is gonna change for a moment?
OP, your parents sound like nice people who have been to giving you sound advice on how to ruin your life since the day you were born. You should have never let them into your house.
also, OP, if you read this, you should take a shit in your hand, go in and throw it in your father's face "shitty face to match your shitty attitude" and then while he is still stunned, slap your mom right across her stupid face with your shitty hand
don't tell me you haven't dreamed of this for years
OP your parents are so awful that I bet they would steal shit from uour house and pawn it. They might have had some redeeming moments but for the most part they are awful.
>If they have a car put all there shit in it call the police and they can sleep there tonight.
>If they don't have a car put all their shit outside/back yard and that's where they will stay that night
>install locks for all rooms of your house, they live in one room only.
> 3 months before you start charging rent or you call the police and have them evicted
>No one over or they sleep in the street again.
>Any of the rooms locks tampered with they sleep in street
Hope they change.
>pack their shit
>put on curb
>set off bug bombs in house
>open the door get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur
>tell you shitty guests to gtfo if they don't want to die
>lock the doors
>go grab a beer and a burger
>come back open the door get on the floor and dance the fucking dinosaur
>no more problems
>no more drama
So you think you would shoot your own parents for being loud and breaking your fridge. Meanwhile in reality you would be having a panick attack in a corner while you waited for the police to arive.
OP seems pretty beta, doubt he had the balls to do shit. What happened is he opened the door for them, got punched the fuck out, then tried to halfheartedly tell them how it's his house.
Que mum telling hes an ungrateful little shit and dad yelling. He keeps trying to rationalize with them with logic while those two irrational little shits do their irrational little shit thing. Then another fight and he goes to his room and regrets his life for an hour.
bumping to keep this alive but i have no relevant pictures
holy shit my sides. I can get a pretty good picture of what your parents are like from this, mentally ill.
Why would you have them live in your house, you know people that are so unstable mentally can possibly kill you in your sleep and move into your house permanently.
You are the one who keeps them in his house, if they act like retards kick them out who gives a shit, they don't really care about you obviously. If you let them stay deal with them and don't complain.
Pull the breaker that controls the kitchen circuit, cutting off the music. Unlock the door, and firmly tell them what is expected. If your Father attempts to take a swing at you, grab it instead of dodging and force him into a seat.
This is still rather valid advice OP - IF you continue to detain them you could be in trouble, the exclusion to the rule being if you perceived them to be a physical threat - in which case you should have called the police. DO NOT leave them in there.
Kick them out.
Family is family, but those assholes aren't respecting THEIR family. Unless you believe in subservience to elders, which is fucking retarded from the point they are the ones moving in with you in their adult life.
>Went downstairs to kitchen
>tell them we need to talk
>Dad shouts about locked in a kitchen
>tell him I'll go back upstairs if he doesn't calm down
>mums sat at the table, plates, bowls, cups etc broken all over floor
>Fridge has been knocked over
>Dad looks at fridge, points at me and starts laughing
>Tries to push past me
>stand in his way and say no, we need to talk (Honestly shitting myself at this point)
>stares at me for a few seconds then my mum says 'just listen to it, then we can be done with this'
>listen to it (this pissed me off)
>first of all it's anon, you gave me a name fucking use it
>Dad screams in my face about my language
>Say neighbours knocked about the noise and threatened the police if noise continues
>sits down and says 'talk then'
>point out its my house, I'm doing them a favour and they will abide by my rules
>dad stands up
>walks over to me, literally about 2 inches from my face
>or leave, tonight, now even
>your brother wont stand for this you know, treating us like shit, like we don't matter
>then go live with him, where ever the fuck that is
>screaming about language again
>picks up chair
>raise my arms and flinch
>laughs his ass off and breaks chair on the kitchen floor
>that'll be you next if this continues
>WHAT? get out of my house or I'll call the police
>threatens to break my phone
>convince him I'll get the neighbour to do it
>he is convinced the neighbour has been stealing his beer cans (not even sure why he would care but whatever)
>She wouldn't fucking dare
>lets find out (voice cracked, fuck)
>squints at me
>mum has been silent and staring at me for a while
>fuck ANON then, lets go to anons (brothers)
>dad screaming about disrespect and how i'll pay
>tells me next time we meet I wont have mum to protect me and I should be lucky she is so nice
they left through the living room, dad knocked my t.v over on his way out, broken screen, but hey they are gone I guess.
Ok pretty tired now, its 2am here and I have had a fucked up night, I have a tonne of cleaning to do and work in the morning, so I'm off, thanks for all the advice anons. I'll make another thread tomorrow, anyone who has any questions or just wants more stories welcome. Night guys
OP, your dad honestly sounds like someone who would actually kill you someday. GET A RESTRAINING ORDER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, I'M NOT JOKING!
Also, you should totally make them pay for the shit they broke. They need to see consequences.
Of course this didn't happen, who has a lock on the outside door to their kitchen, and his parents just up and leave ? What no cloths or shit to gather. OP is a good story teller though.
I just don't believe all that op is talking about here.
Why the fuck would he create a goddamn thread on 4chan and start sharing stories about his past when his parents are in the fucking kitchen breaking shit.
Pretty close to quints. Anyways, I don't know where you stand in terms of being a decent, stable human being OP.
From the way you discuss it, you seem normal. But no normal person would tolerate this much shit. Your mom seems to be crazy, and your dad seems to be crazy as well as being a complete fucking piece of shit.
I don't know why you would want to be in any form of contact with those mongoloids, I highly suggest you completely cut the chord with them.
What the fuck I mean.. What are they?
OP is a pussy he knows what he has to do and if he didn't then he should know by now after countless /b/tards fulfilling his cry for attention and pity instead of being a fucking man and taking this situation by the horns. OP you are a little shitstain pussy bitch because your parents walked on you and you never stood up for yourself, they still walk on you and you still don't stand up for your fucking self. I feel no pity for you because i have been in the same position and before i ever even contemplated sharing my struggles i thought about how i could man up and fucking fix them. You're a fucking failure and a waste of potential until you realize that you aren't, you know what to do. Go prove to your parents, to yourself, and to fucking /b/ that you aren't such a beta faggot doomed to let people fuck him over until you writhe in your grave wondering what could've been if you had just manned the fuck up.
Because he's waiting on them to calm down.
I still recognize you as big pussy, but after this I think there may be some hope for you.