ITT: You have one sentence to prove you're not a newfag

self bump

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>>561497562
Loaf

i can triangle, sometimes

>>561497614
your new be showing faggot. you forget OP cannot self-bump?

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>>561497716
But you can't loaf

Im not new, im just a fag.

>>561497562
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>>561497562
hands free fapping

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Only newfags would have to prove that they are as such.

I recently pooped out a newfag.

YLYL threads aren't funny.

dongcopter pirate

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Oldfag reporting in.™

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I was there when that anon did that one thing, you guys remember?

>>561497562
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noone probably even remembers ;-;

>>561497562
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Shut up faggot

>>561498295
i forgot to add OP is a fag

>>561497817
instead of bragging about it, TEACH OTHERS, otherwise youre being a gatekeeping motherfucking faggot and i hate you

>>561497562
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faggot

>>561497562
OP is a candy-ass roody-poo.

>>561497562
I've been here all the summer.

>>561498251
oh yeah
never forget

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There might be a problem with my pc as I know how to triforce

Roodypoo candy assgot

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newfag reporting in

Back in the old days we had more gore threads and less of these fucking trap threads.

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>>561498523
> teach others
> why lurk at all, amirite?

I dont know how to greentext yet..

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I was there

> pic very fucking related

>>561499197
Yeah, what is with all the trap threads nowadays? Did the whole of /b/ turn gay the day they unfiltered the word faggot?

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>>561497562
Ayyyy lmao

ahem... long cat is.... long..

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i was there when they invened guy foxes mask

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I remember when the mods went to sleep around three in the morning.

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Thank Mr Skeltal

>>561497562
fukkin saved

>>561498251
Oh ya it was le epic

>>561499915
are we stealing s4s maymays now

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>>561497562
I have 3 mouths on my face hence impossible to be new fag

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> Pic Related it is my selfie

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shieet

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>not a fag
>enjoys vagina

>>561497562
fuck you nigger

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Im such a faggit

If I see that fucking cat one more time

>>561497562
WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

>>561497562
Itty bitty baby itty bitty boat.

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ez it gud?

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WTsnacks

>>561498296
I do -_-

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>>561497562
habeeb it

>>561499197
Make the gore threads then. Dont complain about something you can easily change

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>>561500541

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>>561498296
also I raise you this

>>561499197
No we didn't you idiot, maybe 2-3 years ago. But 2-3 years browsing is also newfaggotry. If you want to see a good example of how /b/ was back in the good days, visit s4s

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>>561500898

I fapped (slang for masturbate) to this thread.

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GIRUGAMESH!

The pool is closed due to aids.

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>>561497562
...but I AM a newfag.

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>>561497562

kill the niggers?

I was here when we successfully summoned moot

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operation basementdad

>>561498523
> why make people climb over a gate when you can just open the gate?
> and have a yard full of faggots who wander in with their hands up their assholes
> you can't climb a gate with a hand up your asshole

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Oldfags cant Quadforce

I've been here since bouncing balls newfag

>>561501041
pls tell me wtf is this

RETOAST

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>>561497562
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nigga

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>>561502010

>>561498251
Anon was a crazy fucker that day.
Couldn't believe he had gone through with it.

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>>561502306
Thank you! It worked!
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>>561502306

This

>>561502306
holy shit it worked
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>>561497562

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>>561502491

>>561502521
>>561502554
You're welcome :)

/v/ created the rickroll.

>>561502169
You're new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
0:07

>>561502306
Thanks bro!
Really helped me.
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moot is a newfag

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>>561497562
ok what's a newfag?

>>561503030
Unacceptable.

Sage in all fields

>>561502841
kek

>>561502306
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time to fuck this shit up

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This thread is dildos

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>>561497562
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Oldfag here. By the way, only true oldfags can crystal. Triforce doesn't prove shit.

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Prove it yourseld faggot

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>>561503425

Prove it yourself fegget

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i remember the time "heaven" was not even invented

>>561497562
>You have one sentence to prove you're not a newfag

I am not a newfag.

>>561503468
Did it
Crystals were green though

>>561503982
Mine dissolved
I don't think I blew enough

>>561497562
How do I greentext?

>>561503835
%triforce
newfags be gone

>>561503835
*moot*
**moot**
*moot
*moot
*moot
moot
~~moot~~
moot^moot
[spoiler] moot [/spoiler]
[flip] moot [/flip]
%triforce

>>561504164
%triforce=


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>>561498251
gud tiems

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>>561501018

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>>561504386
get out

>>561503468
don't try, produces mustard gas !

Oh look, it's this thread again.

>>561504463
>>561504486
nigge

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femanons used to be called cumdumpsters

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>>561503835
%triforce

can't, am newfag

Henryanon

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>>561504495
Nah it doesn't, just give it a shot. Worked fine for me, now I have some cool yellow crystals :)

>>561504859
crystals up your ass fagget

>>561504463
Of my ass

>>561500485
I don't believe it!

>>561503468
Thanks /b/ro, worked really well!

I am a newfag

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The only picture I have of my best ever cat is a meme from back when caturday was a thing, he's black and white and sitting next to a 486dx4/100 of all things. I found a nice amd chip the same then accidentlly threw away the matching mb, fucking stupidity. I'm pretty sure it had gold traces, don't think I'll ever find another one like that or get to rebuild a 486 with just a cpu

no color in id, man that years ago

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>>561505252
This is now a caturdy thread. Dump.

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Fag reporting

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Alright you fuckers. I got something NONE of you will know.
I was there during Pokéclipse.

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I can triforce better than all you niggers

>>561506618
Alright you fuckers. I got something NONE of you will know.
I was there during the 100 mil get.

I love summer.

fuck your shitty newfag triforces
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>>561507791
good job you learned how to copypaste
have fun with the copy pastable swastiforce /b/

>>561507548
A glorious day for /b/. '05 or '06 I think? Time flies my /b/rother.

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Testing copypastability.

>>561508004
/b/ros don't lie m8
have fun

I was there, when people started to post swastiforce

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>>561508227
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nice try

shieeet

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>>561502306
doesnt work, should i ran it as an admin?

>>561508389
Newfags can't blank post

hi this is dan

>>561497562
I can sage

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%triforce

>>561509115
FUCK

>>561508471
yeah. it needs admin permissions to access the character set used in making the triforce

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>>561498523

???
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>>561509286
ok, still nothing happened after it was done... do i need any programs like java?

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>>561510983
this one got me

Alt+255?
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>>561511132
if it's your first time running it you might need to restart. it installs the character set on demand so it wont be usable until you reboot your computer

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>>561511406
Ok, see you in a second
Btw thanks anon

>>561511460
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>>561511479
man....

op is a newfag

>>561508389
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>>561500938
> /b/ in good days es esfoures
> goes to esfoures
> sees stupidity incarnate
> decides to an hero

>>561511581
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>>561511721
its me, my pc doesnt start anymore... i think it might be broken

>>561502306
I don't think that works on mac cuz I keep trying it....

>>561497562
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>>561512216
do you have any magnets? rubbing one over the hard drive should restore the latest backup. don't worry, though. your computer makes a backup every 10 minutes or so

>>561497562
DESU

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>>561512414
i hope it works but were exactly is the hardrive?
I have a laptop if that helps

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>>561512598
usually underneath some kind of panel thats removable

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

>>561512823
i dont want to risk breaking it but there is a panel with screws. i have a pretty strong magnet, does it work without taking it off?

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>>561512994
I love you forever Anon. Marry me.

>>561512994
yeah it should. panel is just plastic so it wont interfere much

>>561497562
I got duckrolled before rickroll became a thing.

>>561513069
its still not starting, just a beep and it reboots...

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You are and idiot :)

>>561513067
why?

>>561513225
keep trying that method. its bound to work eventually

>>561513421
hoooowww lloooooonnnggg?
i wanna play minecraft with my friends

>>561497562
Im just here for the porn

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Been there when a kid brick'd his computer by trying to do triforce.

>>561513391
Don't play coy with me. Just meet me at the beach by sundown and we won't even make a pre-nup. Honeymoon right there by the sea. ;)

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>>561513695
and then what?

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>>561497562
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>>561513885
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage silly! You know the song...

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faggots

>>561513983
i dont want to be a father

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>>561513421
haaaalalalllllppp pleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseee
if i dont go minecraft in 20 minutes my wolf will die

>>561497562
harbl

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When I returned to school after the winter break, I noticed that all the cool kids had another interest: Hacky sacking. It was a simple sport consisting of kicking a bean-sack into the air as many times as you can without it landing on the floor. They all had hacky sacks, and they would spend recess and lunch kicking them with each other, since skateboarding wasn’t allowed on school grounds. I didn’t have a hacky sack, and I decided that I needed to do something about that. Mother took me to the store Pac Sun where I got a hacky sack with an orange and green design. When we got home from the mall, I started practicing. I remember struggling with it first, but I spent the next few afternoons concentrating on getting good at it. I spent many hours well into the night practicing in my backyard.
Once I was able to kick the hacky sack properly, I made a big deal of the fact that I was now interested in it. I would go up to the group of cool kids and show off my skills, and I played with it every single minute I spent outside during school time.
SCHOOL TIEM

>>561514486
I'm a newfag ?

>>561514430
record trying and post
maybe theres something i missed

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>>561513695
i get it, you want to go fishing with me because i got gr8 b8 m8

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After going through every single fantasy I had about how I would punish my enemies, I started to detail all of my exact plans for how the Day of Retribution will play out.
On the day before the Day of Retribution, I will start the First Phase of my vengeance: Silently killing as many people as I can around Isla Vista by luring them into my apartment through some form of trickery. The first people I would have to kill are my two housemates, to secure the entire apartment for myself as my personal torture and killing chamber. After that, I will start luring people into my apartment, knock them out with a hammer, and slit their throats. I will torture some of the good looking people before I kill them, assuming that the good looking ones had the best sex lives. All of that pleasure they had in life, I will punish by bringing them pain and suffering. I have lived a life of pain and suffering, and it was time to bring that pain to people who actually deserve it. I will cut them, flay them, strip all the skin off their flesh, and pour boiling water all over them while they are still alive, as well as any other form of torture I could possibly think of. When they are dead, I will behead them and keep their heads in a bag, for their heads will play a major role in the final phase. This First Phase will represent my vengeance against all of the men who have had pleasurable sex lives while I’ve had to suffer. Things will be fair once I make them suffer as I did. I will finally even the score.
the score.

>>561514870
Good idea..... I now love you instead of the other anon. YOU WIN ALL INTERNETS

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>>561514989
you got me excited
gg /b/ro

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I've been here for about a week, so I guess I could be considered old

I can make good may mays and everyone at school thinks I'm cool. I get all the bitches on my dilly and I make too much money to count.

Proof:
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habeeb it!

I enjoy disappointing missionary. for the sole purpose of pro-creation

DAWWW SHEEIIT, I'M A NEWFAG.

>>561515181
dont worry, i will be here for a long time

I'm a newfag

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>>561501878

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On mac master race

The ass was fat.

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>>561516826
>>561517018
On autism extinction race

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goes in every field

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%triforce

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zalgo he who waits behind the wall been here since 2008 faggots and still lurking

>>561517220
So you'd be a likely faggot, do your masterrace autist boyfriends actually think you can see 120fps?

>>561503835
%triforce
I don't think this works...

noko

>>561517857
no, neither do i, also how do you now talk about fps

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How do magnets work?

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After going through every single fantasy I had about how I would punish my enemies, I started to detail all of my exact plans for how the Day of Retribution will play out.
On the day before the Day of Retribution, I will start the First Phase of my vengeance: Silently killing as many people as I can around Isla Vista by luring them into my apartment through some form of trickery. The first people I would have to kill are my two housemates, to secure the entire apartment for myself as my personal torture and killing chamber. After that, I will start luring people into my apartment, knock them out with a hammer, and slit their throats. I will torture some of the good looking people before I kill them, assuming that the good looking ones had the best sex lives. All of that pleasure they had in life, I will punish by bringing them pain and suffering. I have lived a life of pain and suffering, and it was time to bring that pain to people who actually deserve it. I will cut them, flay them, strip all the skin off their flesh, and pour boiling water all over them while they are still alive, as well as any other form of torture I could possibly think of. When they are dead, I will behead them and keep their heads in a bag, for their heads will play a major role in the final phase. This First Phase will represent my vengeance against all of the men who have had pleasurable sex lives while I’ve had to suffer. Things will be fair once I make them suffer as I did. I will finally even the score. score score score

>>561518124
they dont

>>561504232
%triforce

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OP
ISAFAGGOT

Newfags can't Heaven

>>561518086
Based on your hatred of macfags I made the leap you were one of them. I've been looking for an idiot to ask. Carry on.

>>561518524
I've been gone some time, last time I checked in was when the tripcodes had made a comeback a while ago. When did Heaven become a thing anyway?

> trifors of puwer

>>561518826
I think it came with the IDs

>>561519034
yeah right, did the tripcodes transition straight into this, or did it go back to forced anon for a while?

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>>561519137
I believe it didn't have a transition, although I wasn't really active back then

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>>561519518
Fair call. Of mild interest regardless. Pic related

>>561497562
Op is a faggot.

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>>561511132

Oh you stupid fucker

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>>561514430
take a picture of your computer and post it, i wanna see what's actually going on so i can help you. don't worry, we'll help you through it and you can triforce just like everyone else

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>>561497562
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Eat shit op.

>can never go back after /gif/, /s/ & /d/

>>561518124
i'm sure some scientist could explain it, but I guess you probably don't want to talk to them

>>561497562
i AM a newfag and theres literally fucking nothing you can do about it

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>>561518826

>>561515954
JOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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>>561520542
lurk moar

[b]shit

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shit 2[b]

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>>561522020
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