Get me laid /b/ 45 Decides

Penis

>>561391919
But there is just one problem, i like anal - like alot, so just so you know if we would come together you would be the man and i the woman.

I feel like it would give us a chance to know each other better.

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>>561391919
>45 decides
>approx 1% chance of hitting the right number
>implying anyone would even try

don't be a faggot op

45

It doesn't have to be just us meeting up I'll buy some pleasuremax condoms and make you feel like you just sniffed a full vial of cocaine and then some;) how about it? I'll even get some lube to make it fit easier unless your loose already.

kill yourself

>>561391919
You ALREADY have her in your bed you stupid cunt, she basically accepted a meetup retard.

I'll bring the condoms and duct tape. You bring the pussy. Oh wait a minute, we don't need condoms. Silly me.

There is only one problem, I have an extreme fetish for Aliens so can you put on an alien mask and say "ayy lmao" during?

I have a knife I would like to cut you with

>>561393695
bump for this

>>561391919
"ay bby wan sum fuk"

Corn salsa

>>561393759
Reroll 45 getz

I want to shove my 11 inch cock up your tight virgin anus and blow my load all over your cute little tits.

>>561393571
Then what the fuck can i say without sounding despret

Would you allow me to slip you my level 10 corn cob of buttered fury?

just give me the booty bitch. you know you're going to give it up anyway. your choice, with duct tape or without.

>>561393759
Reroll

>>561394237
roll

>>561394148
REROLLING FOR CUTE LITTLE TITS

>>561393734
Reroll 45 get

>>561394179
Say "well are you free tomorrow or tonight?"

>>561394274
reroll for mine

>>561394148
REROLLING FOR 11 INCH COCK

>>561394397
roll

i have spent over 5 thousand dollars on club penguin i have max igloo 500 puffles all the clothing and i am the best at throwing snowballs in the country

>>561394179
>Let's meet up there to chat a bit ok ?
Easy

>>561394274
i like mine, i hope you all like mine too. reroll. others enouraged to reroll for this as well.

I will treat you like the fair maiden you are

>>561394638
rolling

I've had this urge since we met, for me to dress like the little school girl that I am, and have you inside me. I'm into pegging sweetheart, and I want to be your bitch.

Rolling for this OP. Wish me luck, I know this will get you laid.

>>561394620
reroll

>>561394638
Or this

>>561393759
Rerollllll

>>561391919
I sometimes like to pretend I am being raped and shout fire, but the funny part is that I am just in my bedroom watching New Girl.

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Hey, I wanna slide my throbbing cock into your sweet, sweet vagina

>>561394638
reroll

>>561394779
reroll

>>561394769
Damn it! 69 though. .. does this count?
Re rolling for this again.

EY BITCH SUCK MY DICK WHILE IM ON THE TOILET AND I WILL PENETRATE YOUR ARMPIT! Yeah I Love You And I Wanna Be With You But Could You Anal Me With A Cucumber And We'll Fuck After

>>561394148
REEEEROAAALL

Hey! Lets Fuck!!!!!

wow you people are faggots. go back to school already.

>>561394902
reroll

disregard that, I suck cocks

>>561394769
Reroll

hehe 45 get

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>>561391919
> Seen May 29th

>>561394148
roll

>>561394274
rolling yet again, please

>>561394449
Reroll for that reroll!

EY BITCH SUCK MY DICK WHILE IM ON THE TOILET AND I WILL PENETRATE YOUR ARMPIT! Yeah I Love You And I Wanna Be With You But Could You Anal Me With A Cucumber And We'll Fuck After Okay?

I want to lick your asshole

gimme 45.

would you rate my penis?

>>561395343
you almost got it but you had nothing to say faggot.


>>561394274
reroll for this one

I want you to sit on my face so I can lick you out and sniff your asshole at the same time baby

>>561395321
Reroll

Sorry wrong chat

Love to have my hairy anus licked. You like it too ?

>>561395529
Reeeerrroooolllllll

I would really like to get to know you, and later on who knows. It might even end up with you attaching a big ass strap on and assfucking my sweet virgin hole.

please love me. im so lonely.

since we're getting a little closer, i would like you to know that:

>>561395187
Yeah she's a cunt

Awful lot of newfags in this thread

I'm thinking about going to the movies, you down? We could go get something to eat too. I'll pay.

>>561391919
>rape

>>561395738
Rerollllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>561395752
See
>>561394769

Reroll

I wanna make sweet, sweet love you to baby and then fist your ass until it bleeds

yeah it will be awkward when i shove my dick in your ass

Looks like their last correspondance was may 29 guys. That's a long fuckin time. we have to keep that in mind in what we suggest. How about this:

"it's been a while since we've' talked. i know. you're not too enthused about it, but I don't give a fuck. You're going to give me that asshole and I'm going to stuff it with my huge cock, whether you like it or not. then i'm going to shoot all my hot cum inside your ass so that millions of little sperm babies swim pointlessly in you for a week. Yes there will be that much cum. I love you."

>>561395881
Going with this one fuck 45

>>561391919
Just kidding, you're still a landwhale

>>561395881
rere

How's dinner tomorrow night sound to you?

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>>561391919
Nigger.

>>561395975
reroll

>>561391919
"I fuck pancakes daily thinking of you"

Love me, babe hold me tight.
If you love me, till the end of times
I will show you the time of your life

>>561396000
dat tripz

>>561394769
Reroll

>>561396010
no, OP, jesus christ, that's not what you do, you faggot


say "ghost is my host"

>>561395881
Rollin

>>561395881
rerereroll

>>561396000
trips then.. 45 now... reroll

>>561396000
rolling

>>561395881
I wnt winrar pls.

I was wondering if we could get some dinner and maybe you could defecate on my chest?

>>561396345
Winwar

>>561396213
Fuck that i actully like this girl

>>561396345
win.rar

>>561396345
winrar chicken dinrar

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>>561396401

Next time choose a single digit, newfag

>>561396345
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR 30 DAY TRIAL IS COMPLETE

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>>561396345
WINRAR

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>>561391919
really guise? look at the date on the phone and then kill yourselves for all being trolled by the summer. top kek you gigantic faggots.

>>561396345
winrar!

>>561396345
gotta do it

>>561396345
congratulations you shit

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>>561396584
>newfag for picking 2 digits

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>>561396579
This

>>561391919
Can I put cum in or around your mouth?

>>561396010
Well if you're just gonna do what you want gtfo and go be beta somewhere else

>>561396813
OP delivar, we have a winrar

>>561395881
Rowls

I love you, and I have ever since I first saw you. Could we please meet?
Ps. I like prostatemassages

>>561396813
you better deliver faggot

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OP will deliver

>>561392480
>1%

dubs are disabled except for 00
so 11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 nine can't be rolled anyway.
so there is a 1/91 chance of getting 45.
1/91 = 0.01098901

more like 1.1% faggot.

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>>561397110

>>561397110
>approximately

>>561395881
rawl

>>561397110
IN YOUR FACE

OP IS PUSSY Kappa

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OP HAS DELIVERED

>>561397304
approximations are for stupid niggers who can't do math

>>561397515
OPs Face Right Now^

>>561397623
har har opi you really got me

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Well done, op

>>561397641
Please tell me all the digits of pi, not an approximation. Otherwise you are a stupid nigger who can't do math.

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>>561397623
Today OP was not a faggot

>>561397623
now we wait 'till october 29th for her answer amirite?

>>561397872
Hahaha probably

>>561397872
Kappa

>>561397623
hope she's cool and can take a joke. otherwise have fun in jail OP

>>561397838
>all the digits of pi
its irrational you sperglord it has an infinite number of digits.
that's like asking someone to solve the goldbach conjecture.

you really are a stupid nigger who can't do math.

>>561398237
She'll think its one of my mates

>>561397623
She's seen it... No reply yet

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>>561398289
>mfw this stupid nigger who can't do math calls others stupid niggers who can't do math

>>561397110
>APPROX you dumb faggot

>>561397838
>>561398592
your a fucking retard kid.

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>>561398905
gr8 b8 m8. i r8 it an 8/8

>>561398360
yah because that's what you're gonna tell her you beta queef.

>>561399109
Nope actually you virgin faggot, She won't and has't replied because shes a nigger

>>561398289
>that's like asking someone to solve the goldbach conjecture.
7

>>561398360
>mates
UK are we now ? Cherrio!

>>561399534
no, we're just pirates

does anyone else here like sticking coco pops up their japside, while sniffing glue?

>>561400314
morgan jones ???

>>561400314
you should ask on /fit/

So I guess she's not replying OP?
Thread ded?

>>561400837
Saged

>>561401175
i'm awaiting her response. i heard she read it.

45 45 45

>>561401543
god damnit, story of my life
845 get

CHOCOLATE NIPPLES ARE DA BOMB SHELL