Hello /b/. I am a 35 year old married man, and a father of 2

I'll be your son.

>>561272669
That's pretty sick but I guess in others' eyes so is homosexuality. If they're both okay with it, I find it nasty but I wouldn't hate them for it. If they were my children I would separate them somehow.

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>>561272669

If they are in there right now then go open it. If it has a lock then maybe hide a camera in there?

I think it's pretty obvious something weird is happening.

My cat is having nightmares, brb

Do you also have a midget soon that killed your wife while in birth?

>>561273471
Top kek

>>561273159
They'll hate me and I don't want that since they mean everything to me.

>>561273471
>"son"

>>561272669
I have no advice to offer, but maybe more experienced faggots do?

>Come on /b/, the OP incests on getting an answer!

>>561272669
Sit them down and tell them you want in on whatever they're doing. Take pics and video. Post for us.

>>561273613
Unfortunately mate there is no other way than being direct and sitting down with them and talk about. However you need to be 100 percent sure that this is happening or else your relationship with them is damaged forever.

You should tie your son to a chair and force him to watch as you rape your daughter. He needs to be reminded that she is your property. Its the only way to be sure.

>>561274368
This

>>561274368
Other way around - her in the chair.

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>>561272669
I'd fap

OP is a betafag of a father. Stop this shit immediately unless you want grandchildren with an extra chromosome. They're teenagers they have no idea what they want and they may hate you now for keeping them away from each other but in the end you and I both know it's the right thing to do, assuming that OP isn't a troll.

>>561272669
Sit them down and talk to them. Tell them they at least need to use a fucking condom. Christ, how dumb are they?

>>561272669
The reason your son is so protective of his sister and sleeps in the same room as her is obviously that he found out you have been fucking her now that you got her pregnant.

You dirty pervert OP you

>>561274539
When i see answers like this im compelled to ask: is this someone who's really dumb, or really wise?

>>561272669
>Right now they're in their room with their door closed doing God knows what.
Wait... hang on... why don't you sneak up to the door and press your ear against it? Maybe barge in on them? If they're being all innocent, your excuse can be you want to talk to them about what's been happening lately.

>>561273269
lol niggas cat is having nightmares. I lost it there

>>561274798
Oh my god, I did that 5 minutes ago and she was moaning. Why is this happening to me?

>>561275140
> not getting in on the action

>>561275140
So... do you want in on it or what?

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>>561272669
Hawt

>>561275140
Because you got a kid when you were 18 and another one when 20..

>>561275140
>>561273613
>>561273161
>>561272669


If you want any kind of real advice you have to post proof.

pics or something

>>561275140
Man the fuck up OP. Do something for fucks sake. At the very least make sure they have safe option available so you don't have to falcon punch your daughter

>>561275406
Finally someone said it.

Hey /b/, my sister and I have been fucking like rabbits lately and I think I may have gotten her pregnant. She's been feeling sick in the mornings and this faggot made fun of it at school today so I got in a fight with him. We think dad suspects, he's been furiously typing and fapping on his computer. We've also heard him trying to peek on us so I told my sister to moan out loud to fuck with him

>>561275451
This
A time stamped picture of a family picture or something.

>>561273269
give it some chamomile, that may help

>>561275454
This

>CAPTCHA drahjoy Hercules

>>561275737
>so I told my sister to moan out loud to fuck with him
I lel'd.

>>561275787
Don't you mean cha-meow-mile.

>>561275952
This guy!

>>561272669
what's wrong about incest?

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>>561273471

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C'mon people, wincest thread!

They came to the kitchen saying they're having troubles to sleep.
My daughter is really blushed. I went to the bedroom and it definitely smells like sex.
I'm going to talk to them right now.

What should I tell'em?

>>561272669
Tell your children that they are results of an incestuous relationship, that you and your wife are actually siblings. And you wish for them to get together with you and your wife to continue the incest. Then make babies with your daughter, have your wife make babies with your son. Everyone wins.

>>561276369
that you want to join them

u seem to have woes

call me and we will discuss
0401516354

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>>561273471

>>561272669
schools out for summer fag

OP in all fucking seriousness, you are their father. Man up and confront them. At least try to fucking talk to your kids.

>>561276369
Serious advice though
Unless you are extremely against incest, let them do it with protection

>>561276369
Tell them nothing, put a secret camera in their bedroom and post the video on b.

>>561276096
Well your id practically says pedo so I don't think I should listen to your views on underage kids fucking, regardless of family relations.
No I kid, in all seriousness as long as they're safe and consenting what's wrong?

>>561276096
Incest is fine, but that teen pregnancy needs to be dealt with ASAP.

>>561272669
copy pasta

>>561276601
This in seriousness, the lucky shits. Have the talk with them, because it doesn't even matter if they're bro and sis, babies suck.

>>561276556
Op done goofed

>>561273804
Go back to reddit, faggot

>>561276557
>At least try to fucking talk to your kids.
yeah, this is how they got to being incestuos in the first place.

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>>561272669
Confront them op ask what happened unless you're a faggot

>>561276329
is there more to this

>>561276369
tell them you know what's going on and that if they admit it you won't be mad. but regardless you're taking your daughter to an abortion clinic

after that tell them to either be careful

>>561276369
Tell them that you know whats up, that you don't support what they are doing and if they intend to do it anyway in the future make sure that they use protection.

And the most important part: report back to /b/ how it went.

>>561272669
video tape, post here

I'll talk to my daughter in five minutes. My son went to bed.

>>561272669
Fuck them in the ass with a pickle

>>561276940
Chances are they aren't fucking just having a wank.

>>561272669

>69

>>561276940
Here goes - son out of the picture. Expect some bullshit dad/daughter ending.

Also in about two months, pjunch your daughter in the stomach as hard as you can

so god damn fake

>>561276940
Idunno man... talking just to your daughter might not be a good idea if you want to stop this. Then again talking to both together also has its downsides.

All this sounds like a good plate of bull shit
OP we get it you have incest fantasy's so does the average fag but if it real I doubt they both having sex SOMEONE is hiding a very deep secret and they want to keep it from you

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>>561276940

>>561276686
his Id practically says pedo X anal

I woke up my son and we all are going to talk about this situation.
You're being great /b/

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>>561273471
KEK

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>>561276745
we all know, we have seen this shit so many times. I'm just here laughing at the autists thinking he is telling the truth.

>>561272669
ill marry your daughter and raise the baby with her OP

>>561277494
Be cool OP. Don't get all angry

>>561276940
>SkAxOZV7
please for the love of all that is holy kill the incest child, tell them to knock it off, and if they don't at least force them to be fucking safe about it you pansy ass excuse for a father

>>561272669

I like make believe stories too. Here, I'll make one up.

Hello /b/. I am a 17 years old, and I have a father. Well, let's just say I'm in a bit of a dilemma. Recently I've realized that both my dad and mom are thinking I'm having a relationship with my sister. My 15 year old sister has been acting very clingy towards me and I've been fiercely protective of her. I've insisted on letting my sister sleep in my room because she's afraid her ex-boyfriend is going to try and rape her, and we only have one bed in the room! Why? Because I think my sister might be having a child with him and he wants to abort it at all costs even if it means physical violence. She's been throwing up because, well she's pregnant and she's scared to death of going to school to confront him and having odd cravings for pickles and ice cream because, well, she's fucking pregnant. Earlier today I got into a fight because her ex-boyfriend's friends keep harassing her and calling her a slut and checking her out. My dad left from an important meeting at to have a parent teacher conference about my fight. Right now we're in our room with the door closed playing some Mario Kart to get our minds off this whole thing.
I know this isn't a good place to ask for advice, but I just need to release some stress I've been having.

Sorry, don't have a pic because Hail Satan and drink the blood of the Jews.

Hang on... is your wife there? Does she even know what you suspect/know?

>>561277581
Marry the baby

>>561277826
> Marry the baby

Eat the baby

>>561277826
damn fetus is too old for me

Heeeyy /b i need help with this story that is not fake but is real and is happening. My son to whom i am related and my daughter to whom i also related are having sexual sex between them being related, they are right in front of me what do? please help this is so real

So is this a "make up incest stories" thread?

Because I've been sitting on a good idea for a greentext, but I've not seen a thread to post it in.

>>561277494
if they say they're in love lie to them and say you experimented with your sister/mom too and that it's just a phase that they'll grow out of.

if you aren't kind about it they'll probably grow up like shit.

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>>561277494
Good work manning up

Probably fake as fuck but I'll just say anyway

> in their room doing god knows what.

Guess who the parent is? You.
Guess who's house that is? Yours.
Get in that room and be a fucking parent.

Where the fuck is spider-man when you need him?

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this thread

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>>561277768
you took time to do that. Dont bother acknowledging i took time to read it and respond. Im not happy, man. I could of continued fapping.

>>561278048
Anon pls post

>>561274368
Perfect. 10/10 you have your answer OP

>>561278249
> Get in that room and be a fucking parent.
Get in that room and fuck them both.

>>561278249
That would solve the conflict to quickly. There'd be no buildup and it would make for a shitty story

>>561278249
Retarded. If this were real then

guess what you have children that are fucking
guess what leave them alone

>>561274368
I think this wins OP

OP just jealous he didn't think to boink his daughter first. womp wommmpp.

>>561278479
Got it, let me just write up the first few lines and I'll post.

>>561278942
Thanks m8

>>561272669
FOUND -'The only thing that is gayer than aids. THIS THREAD

just take a shit on them

>>561277494
Finished your talk yet? Let us know when you do.

http://gawker.com/woman-reunites-with-long-lost-mom-learns-she-married-h-1617604033

please OP just finish this I need to get back to fapping

>be me at 16
>no job no friends no car
>aunt offers me some money to watch her kids over winter break
>I need a new hard drive, accept
>parents drop me off, to come back in two weeks
>there are two kids
>a 12yo girl who looks 9, and an 11yo boy that we don't care about
>Grill has a reputation for lying and defiance
>She's also hot as fuck
>dat flat chest and pale skin
>immediately start fantasizing about her, fap every night

>ITT YALL GET TROLLED...

Fuckin hell OP hurry your shit up I want to sleep

>>561276686

Nothing wrong with it unless she gets pregnant, then she should get punshed in the stommach for having a retard baby

It's confirmed /b/: they're a couple. My daughter cried the whole time. She is not pregnant only nervous and that's why she was feeling sick.
They said also they're in love and that I must support their behaviour.
Finally my daughter left and I talked to my son.
He said they're in love and it all started when some douche tried to assault my daughter.
I didn't know what to say or think cause I felt kinda proud of him for being a nice man by protecting his sister.
I told him to use protection and we hugged. While we hugged I whispered in his ear:

"You did a great job protecting your sister but I'm really sorry that things went this way.
No matter what you do keep making me proud and I swear, I SWEAR never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."

>>561280284
fuck you

>>561280284

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

you're gay

>>561279847
>over the first few days, Grill gets away with murder
>I let her watch TV, which she's not allowed to do
>I pick up after her, which I'm not supposed to do
>I lie to her parents to cover for her, which I'm definitely not supposed to do
>Grill does not repay my kindness
>She ignores my requests to do anything, even when I shout at her
>Shouts at me and is rude to her brother
>Eventually get fed up, start ratting her out
>Her situation goes from bad to worse, she now has to sit at the dinner table all day
>lel
>Week 2 rolls around
>She's out of pajamas
>Her arents tell her she will have to sleep in her underwear
>oh boy
>Stay up, waiting for her parents to go to bed
>Finally their light goes off

>>561280284
FUCKING SHIT

>>561280412
We all saw this coming. How's summer?

>>561280284
well...fuck

>>561280284
I didn't see it coming so fuck you but you got me so congrats faggot

>>561280284
2/10 for leading on this many people but the ending was disappointing, I mean couldn't you have done something other than a fucking rick-roll?

>>561280284
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>561280284
Knew it would end up like this but was hoping for once it wouldn't. Did you at least walk the dinosaur after?

>>561280578
gr8 thx fr axing

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>>561280284
10/10

>>561280284
*feigns surprise* Clever OP. how unexpected

It was an old copypasta and I ended with a rick-roll. It was cool /b/ros.
Remember: OP IS ALWAYS A FAGGOT.

>>561280284
Today OP did not deliver, and I got rick rolled in the process. I'm not sure who the biggest faggot is.

>>561278631
You assume much youngster.

Besides the fact that most of the people posting in this thread are just trying to fulfill an incest fantasy, being a parent, incase you didn't know, is not always shouting "you can't do this or that".

Lack of genetic diversity aside, it's natural for siblings to experiment. Being a parent in this situation means actually talking to them about the situation and helping them understand the pro/con of their actions. Helping them sort through their emotions and guiding them to be their own person.

Not just letting them do whatever the fuck they want while you hide and ask /b/tards what to do.

>>561280284
Not even mad, I knew this was bullshit as soon as I read the first post. Have a good night OP!

This is why we must always lurk more.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Wikichan/Problem_With_Children

>>561281071
you too.

>>561280284
oh man, that was a good one. gg no re im out

>>561280546
cont.

>>561280546
bump

Damn. So this is what happens when you take Mormons out of concentration camps... Shit.

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>>561273471

>>561272669
>I know this isn't a good place to ask for advice, but I just need to release some stress I've been having.

what you have to do is sit your son and daughter down and have a long talk with them.

you have to let them know there are familial boundaries that must not be crossed. you have to let your son know that as the father, you have first rights to dat ass, and that he has crossed you and now must fight you to the death to see who gets to plow your daughter.

>>561280284
My sides 10/10

>>561282468

WHY DO SO MANY RETARDS DO THIS?

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOME STUPID SON OF A BITCH REFUSES TO READ.

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOME STUPID SON OF A BITCH ANSWERS A POST THAT IS NOT ONLY HOURS OLD BUT IRRELEVANT AND POINTLESS!!

GO WAIT AT A CROSS WALK AND CROSS ON RED SO YOU CAN GET RUN OVER ON GREEN YOU DUMB FUCK!

>>561283098
Upset? Let the butthurt flow through you new friend.

>>561283385

PEOPLE WHO WRITE NEWFRIEND SHOULD BE SHOT IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILY...

>>561283797
Sure is summer in here. Stay mad.

>>561280546
Are you dead? Post more already!

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>>561272669
I've wondered what I would do in your exact situation before, but so far, I've still never thought up a satisfying answer. If this is real, then I don't know, mate. I just don't know.

>>561285483

please see.

>>561280284


then see

>>561283098


then go drink a bullet

>>561285927
New friend is mad as fk. I trolled you hard lol.

>>561272669
Divorce your wife, move out, change your name, get plastic surgery, forget any mutual friends, and pretend your family never existed. Just sever all ties to them.

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>>561283098
>>561283797
>>561285287
>>561285927

...do you wanna talk about what's really bothering you?

>>561287335
Damn, you're late. Just go to sleep.