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LET'S FUCKING KILL SOME ZOMBIES
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LET'S FUCKING KILL SOME ZOMBIES
(keep thread bumped so we can gather some players)
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ok, i'm in
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same
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also joining
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Bumpity bump
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1 kill so far. no /b/ros encountered yet
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I'm in.
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does 'm/f?' cost a shell?
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Let's get this started then
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What if the guy doesnt stop typing and you have to wait for a billion years?
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>>561202389
you have encountered a corpse. move on
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i tried it, killed 6 zombies.
but allas i ran out of ammo before i met an other survivor.
and now i have this strange urge to ask you all this simple question.
asl?
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>>561202476
does this also work if they don't reply at all?
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guys i'm 3 shells down i need a /b/ro
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One more shell...
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>>561202737
If they don't reply, move on
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If they give you their kik does it count as a zombie?
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let's play
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What if they call me a faggot?
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>>561203035
Only counts as a zombie if they literally say "asl" anywhere in the message. Otherwise we'd run out of shells wayyy too fast
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out of shells
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>>561203485
fuck it, reload
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do I have to talk to panicked citizen or can I move on?
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could use the tumblr tag
that way its easier to find /b/ros and we get to piss off tumblr
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>>561203835
don't waste your time on them
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>>561203925
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I hot 3 left, some one safe me please.
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>>561203592
Oh... Woops!
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>>561204320
I just ran out, fuck this game.
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>>561203925
Im doing this. Anyone with me?
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Looks fun
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someone in tumblr said "oppressive penises"

toppa kek
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playing
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>>561204876

There may not me enough perverts to use our ammoo this way.
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>>561204876
had two /b/ros so far, both didnt even answer my fucking question. On 4 shells
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anyone found eachother?
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Can I send Civillians a link to this thread?
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Come on, motherfuckers. Killing zombies.

If I lose all 6 bullets w/o reloading, am I dead?
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5 kills, 6 shells left. thanks, mystery /b/ro
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Found 2 /b/ros
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>>561205412
rules 1 and 2 still apply

>>561205582
it's game over for you
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found a /b/ro on tumblr tag nice
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joinin
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Found a /b/ro
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This happened
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so few zambamborinos.
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>>561206204
Lol'd
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>>561206204
ayy lmao
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havent met a single /b/ro but met like 5 people who have
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guys
tumblr tag
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>>561206204
lol that was me top lmao, i thought i was playing the legalizerape2014 game.
now that i see this thread. i think im an idiot
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>>561206793
I found that you are more likely to find zombies without any tags. add tumblr tag if you are starting to get desperate for ammo
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Game over for me
/b/ros encountered: 1
Zombies' iPod stolen: 6
Shells spent: 6
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Just a civilian
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Wonder if we can crash the server if we spam this much.
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Made it 9 kills before i ded.

Starting over with tumblr tag for added interest
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god damn wtf
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6 kills
5 shells left
need moar zombos
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> tfw idiots misunderstand op as up
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got a /b/rother
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>>561207660
kek
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3 /b/ros so far
3 shells left
Had to use the tumblr tag at one point those were dangerous times with only one shell
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I'm in
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found like 3 or 4 /b/ros but no zombies!
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Just trying to help out you know.
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>>561200501
Fuck I died
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Rock n roll . God bless america
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>>561207862
That was meeeeeee, /b/ff
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7 kills
5 shells
3 /b/ros
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>>561206975
i thought you were an idiot as soon as you mentioned 9gag...
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See you guys on the other side.
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>>561207881
you must be new here
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just civilians
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Make that
8 kills
4 shells
3 /b/ros
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I'm going to have to edit the rules. not enough asl
probably gonna double the shells to 12
anyone who asks you to identify gender is a zombie.

I'll wait till thread 404s though
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Bumping for great potential
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He caught me off guard, but I saw through his bullshit zombie disguise!

5 rounds remaining.
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>>561208652
>not understanding sarcasm
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>561208686
kek
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>>561204876
Thanks for the keks anon
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>>561207660
That was way to fuckin fresh for my blood.
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got one of dem zombies!
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>>561208865
lel
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i tried
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3 kills 1 bro.
6 shells
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>>561204876
Meant to tag this.
Again thank4kek
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>>561209434
you can't reload off a zombie you feeder
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>>561200501
people still use omegle?
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>>561200501
What if its a bot offering "free sex"? Is it a horny zombie?
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The kek is strong in this one
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>>561209591
hahaha
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boomp
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>>561210000
Nice quads, but you have misunderstood the game... Try again
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>>561210000
did you fucking kill a citizen?
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Octomus Prime
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>>561210000
>didn't say asl
>not a zombie
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That's one shell down. 5 to go.
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>>561200501
Im on this
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Shit.
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9 /b/ros
27 zombies
It was fun
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>>561200501
This image was the first time I got to know OP was a faggot.
Ah, memories.
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4 zombie kills.. 2 god damn ammo left.. no /b/ro saves.. fml
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>>561210000
are we ignoring his quads?
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second /b/ro had an ok idea
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hey why don't we make the game like if you run out of bullets and encounter a zombie you yourself need to "asl" on omegle to spread the virus?
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>>561211160
His fail cancels out the quads. We ignore.
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bamp
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>>561206204
Ayy lmao
lel Every time
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>>561202668
Asl

Age sex location
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: I'm a hot 18year girl and is interested in webcam. Please join this hot webcam site [LINK REDACTED]
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male here are u a female?
You: OH SHIT IT'S TURNING

>Minus 1 shell(s). 5 shell(s) remaining.

Come on, there have to be more of you.
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>>561211118
Oh hey. That was me.
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>>561200501
Joining, no tags right?
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>>561210241
>>561210331
>>561210492
>>561211160
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Found a /b/ro.
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wat do guys...
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>>561207660
Top lel
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>>561211737
Troll until your fingers bleed!
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Work going unappreciated
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>i think we have a problem pic related
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So I just shot my last bullet.. If I don't get one this time do I died? Or, can I even do another one at this point?
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>>561212042
CABRÓNNNN
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>>561210000
What a waste of quads
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>>561212128
WAIT! Eureka! This one didn't say a/s/l I think I have a bullet left
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>>561212075
Obvious troll
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>>561212075
Let's ready the 4chan Soldiers for deployment.
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>>561211576

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: Over powerd
You: Shit. I'm starting to think no one made it out alive.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: I don't know...
You: Of course you wouldn't.
You: You're in a state of shock.
You: I don't blame you, look at this mess.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: One Piece
You: Look, once the apocalypse is over and this mess is all sorted out, we'll hit up the pub and have waifu wars to your hearts' content.
You: Until then, I need to find the others.
You have disconnected.

Where is everyone...
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What is with these degenerates
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zombiefucker
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Got one
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>>561200501
Oh... guess it didn't really die.
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>>561212528
kek
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>>561212075
Just another /b/ro. Move along.
>>561210618
Kill him
>>561212331
Fuck off nigger I can kill civilians if I want.
>>561211329
>>561212528
>says my post was fail
>isn't even playing the game right either
shiggy
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Been waiting on stranger danger to type for like 5 mins with one shell left...
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>>561203925
Welp, I guess I'm in.
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>>561212497

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: What is OP?
Stranger: M/F ?
You: FUCK
You: BACK, HEATHEN

>Minus 1 shell(s). 4 shell(s) remaining.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP/
Stranger: Over powered
You: God damnit.
Stranger: y
You: This may be a new type of strain. Will look into it further.
You: It doesn't seem dangerous, but still.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: OVER POWERED
Stranger: BWAAAAWBABABAA
You: ...Suspicions confirmed.
You: A new strain of the virus is definitely going around.
Stranger: Wot?
You have disconnected.

Losing hope.
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Is an1 else finding the faggot that's ruining the game?
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>>561200501
I will Hunting zombies
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Damnit, tumblr tag is saturated.
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>>561213107
A feminist tumblrfag isn't a high functioning citizen. There wasn't anything we could do for it. Euthanasia is the kindest thing to do.
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>>561213274
Kek
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Had this person going for a bit. It was great.
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One of the worst quads fails I have ever seen.
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>shriek
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>>561200501
ill give a bump
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Citizen
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I HAVE A CURE: WHEN ASKED WHATS OP ANSWER A FAGGOT. GODSPEED
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>>561213824
Hey that's my post right above the horrific quads fail. :D
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>>561214043
Forgot picture ,
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>>561213389

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: hi m/f
You: NO
Stranger: no
You: NO GET BACK

>Minus 1 shell(s). 3 shell(s) remaining.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: Pekaboo!! How u doin?
You: Not great.
Stranger: 24.female , wbu?
You: I can't find anyone.
You: NO
You: NO
You: SHE'S TURNING
Stranger: whaat r u up 2?
You: MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, DEMONSPAWN

>Minus 1 shell(s). 2 shell(s) remaining.

...Do you mean to tell me nobody made it out alive?
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They are catching on
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Fuck
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I hope this was one of you
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is this the real life?
is this just fantasy?
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Captcha was 8
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>>561213561
I retract my statement.
>>561213824
>forgetting rules of game
>instantly I am retarded
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Had 1 shell left!
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>>561214143

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: What is OP?
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: OP is a fag
Stranger: your a fag
You: YOU MADE ME WASTE A SHELL YOU FUCK

>Minus 1 shell(s). 1 shell(s) remaining.

...At this rate, I almost WANT the human race to be doomed.
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Niggers I'm in need of shells I'm down to my last one before I die.
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>>561213485
He's saying he's got a cure, ain't he?
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testing
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testing
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>>561203925
How i do this
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>>561214556
Fuckin newfag
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>>561213690
This was fun.
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oops
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>>561214910
i ran out off ammo. am i a zambie now?
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>>561200501
This person must be so confused right now
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>>561214890
did it work?
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What do we do about faggots?
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>>561214967
hey, nigglet, have you saved anyone yet? NO?!?! Didn't think so, AT LEAST I GOT PUSSY WAITING FOR ME BACK HOME.
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>>561200501
cmon guys i need a reload!
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even if i had a fucking drum mag i would still lose -.-
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>>561200501
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like boobs.
Stranger: m/f
You: are you bitten?
Stranger: no
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: do you need anything? like water, ammo or supplies or anything?
Stranger: yea
You: you do? what do you need
Stranger: i need guns
Stranger: and sex
You: i need a zombie-free planet
You: can you help me with that?
You: if you can, I need you to answer a simple question
You: you there?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: im here
You: what is OP?
Stranger: over power
Stranger: where do u live
You: norway
You: you?
Stranger: northeast philly
You: cool. hey, i need you to get to a safehouse fast
Stranger: k
You: tell your friends and family, but be quick
Stranger: k
You: there's a mutation of the ebola-virus, i think
Stranger: oh
You: makes people act like zombies
Stranger: oh
You: so if you see anyone hurt and bleeding, kill them right on the spot
You: either shoot them in the head or chop off their head
Stranger: i will
You: don't think i'm joking, this is very serious
You: so good luck chap
Stranger: u 2
You: thanks. may we all get through this
Stranger: i hope so
You: laters bro
You have disconnected.

Cool dude
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I got a zombie to say "wat is op" what do i win
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>>561200657
WHITE POWER BUMP!
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>>561214746
Yeah wat a fag
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>>561215432
Your moms pussy doesnt count
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You: whats op?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fine
You: who are you?
Stranger: alien
You: oh shit dont probe my arse
Stranger: where shit??
You: I dont understand the words you type
Stranger: do you understand what means jubo
You: your an alien i dont understand
Stranger: do you understand fuck??
You: i like alien fuck
Stranger: yeah...what you gender
You: im human
Stranger: male or females
You: shit i dont know, i have probe if thats what your asking
Stranger: o ask ypu male or female asshole
Stranger: i ask you male or female
You: I got mail if thats what your asking
Stranger: ok bye asshole

aliens are fucking wierd
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5 shells damn it
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>>561215432
>being so new as to post a convo with a bot

nigger get your act together
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>>561215826
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>>561214469

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: heyy.. Janessa, 18, Female, US.... wbu?
You: Oh...
You: Oh no.
You: No no no nonononono.
You: No.
You: I refu-NO.
You: HELL NO.
You: No.
You: NO.
You: NO.
Stranger: I'm a BlG TlTTED gamer girl lol...
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You: It's become clear to me.
You: My comrades have all fallen.
You: This truly is the end.
Stranger: sweetie, will you please do me a favor?? pleeassse???
You: Well I won't become one of you.
You: NO.
You: BACK HEATHEN.
You: I WON'T LET YOUR KIND INFECT ME.
Stranger: I'm trying to get a few more of these XBOX surveys finished for my class project
You: WITH THIS LAST SHELL
You: I TAKE MY OWN LIFE.
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOU DIDN'T WIN

>Minus 1 shell(s). 0 shell(s) remain.

I'm dead, faggots. Great work.

>Death is a hunter not unbeknownst to its prey.
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>>561215434
topkek
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>>561215709
hah
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>>561215060
idk
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>top kek
>ayy lmao
>le
>unrelated meme
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>>561216004
You dont know shit about this site right?
>>
Stranger: hey
You: ayy
Stranger: whats up yo
You: not much
You: do you have some op?
Stranger: op?
You: yes, op
Stranger: or otp
You: no, op
Stranger: what's op
You: a faggot
You: thank you very much
Stranger: what
You have disconnected.
>>
You: what is op
Stranger: a faggit
You: omg
You: thanks /b/ro
You: almost ran out of ammo
Stranger: Oh man
You: so much authists in here
Stranger: Right
Stranger: i saw that thread
You: ure from 9gag aswell?
You: huehuehue
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i saw that meme
Stranger: it was so gr8
Stranger: so i came on omegle
Stranger: but it's not as much fun as expected
Stranger: http://i.4cdn.org/b/1407452218538.jpg
You: I love learning for school
Stranger: ther it is
You: i know ;o
You: you thought i'm an fucking authistic 9gag faggit?
Stranger: no no
You: I have to go now. Good luck.
Stranger: Bye bye
Stranger: i love you
You: (heart)
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>>561215948
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tumblr faggort
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>>561215910
You're welcome.
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figured I'd share
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>>561216867
Obvious /b/tard. We are polar opposites.
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I'm in
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>>561203925
bumping for this
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>>561215434
lel this one wins so far
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Civilians are starting to panic.
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>>561201719
yes
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The Definition of OP has changed
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Stranger: Hey
You: what is op?
Stranger: A faggot of cosmetic proportions
You: nice
You: but uh
You: that'd be "cosmic"
You: cosmetic is makeup
You: and stuff
Stranger: O shit
You: yea lol
You: stay safe brother
You have disconnected.

>cosmetic proportions
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We should do this Jeopardy style... say OP and the answer must be "What is a faggot?" type of thing
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i doing asl in the tumblr tags now
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>>561218279
lel
>>
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Some men just want to watch the world burn..
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One person that OP mean Oral Penetration. kek.
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>>561218279
>cosmetic proportions
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I am a beautiful person. I have a fear of the most important thing is that the company.
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>>561218998
thought
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: asl?

You: What is op?

You: Oh god

Stranger: BURN BABY BURN

You: You're one of them.

Stranger: I'M SORRY IT HAD TO COME TO THIS.

You: I'm so sorry, *Grabs trusty shotgun and unloads buckshot into your skull. Your warm lifeless body slumps to the ground as I look down and see I only have 4 shells remaining*

Stranger: *ayy lmoa too heaven*

Stranger has disconnected.
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Not quite what was planned
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This tumblr fag kinda believed there was an outbreak for a while.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: Do you know what op is?

Stranger: over powered, operator, depends

You: ok, you're just a panicked citizen. Calm down, citizen, I am here to protect you and keep you safe

Stranger: STOP TELLING ME TO DO WHAT I CANT@

You: LADY!!! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!!! I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND KILL ZOMBIES!!!! DON'T MAKE THIS JOB EVEN HARDER!!! I'M TURNED ON AS IT IS!!!!

Stranger: WELL LET ME SUCK YO- wait, there you're turned on?

You: Errrrrr..... i like killing zombies a bit too much....

Stranger: yeah... im going to go *leaves area and dies*

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>561218998
Got him too.
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>>561219339
Top Kek.. I'm the one who has been saying the ebola part to people.
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>>561219673
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hello

Stranger: Hey

You: Can you tell me what op is?

You: What is op?

Stranger: mwahahaha,

Stranger: asl :^)

Stranger: BURN BABY

You: God damnit. Its the same one!! How has it come back *Hefting the shotgun, blasting a hole in your chest. Blowing off the gunpowder smoke I glance down and see my 3 shots left* Fucker won't stay down...

Stranger: *ayy lmao's one last time before dying*

Stranger has disconnected.
Same fucking guy too.
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>>561219226
Stranger: he...hello...
Stranger: I'm weak...
Stranger: I can't go any futher...
You: oh shit nigga
You: u outta shells?
Stranger: please, just finish me off
Stranger: before... before...
Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
?????????

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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: A?????????????????????S????????????????? fucking L????????????????????????
?????????
You: YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
Stranger: A?????????????????????S?????????????????L????????????????????????
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You have disconnected.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: sslypkchd
Stranger: i men atfw
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: TFW
You: Whta is OP?
Stranger: NO
Stranger has disconnected.

what the fuck
>>
http://the-0nly-h0pe-for-me-is-y0u.tumblr.com/ask
We can ask anything to her.
Perhaps we should enlighten her about op?
>>
>>561207404
Lets do this
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: 12/M/4chan
Stranger: lel
Stranger: 4chin is ghey
You: No shut up u zombie :((((((((((
Stranger: teh don have le epin memes
You: better than 9gag!!1!!1!!1111!1
Stranger: 9gag army will survive appoco
Stranger: using our trool face meme to trool the zombies
You: m00t will kill you until you're dead tho
You: with his blaze of ultimate faggotry
Stranger: mootykins is as dead as wt snacks
You: no shush
You: he is qt3.14
Stranger: he got the bootay?
You: Naw but he has a sick tail
Stranger: nawt gud enough
Stranger: how many shells you got?
You: All 6 man
You: Suppose it's a refill for you
Stranger: gud anon
Stranger: but
Stranger: make it 5
Stranger: asl
You: shit man
You: don't do this to me
You: don't you say it again
Stranger: 9gag army even in death
You: /tears form @ anon's eyes :^((((((((((((((((((((
You: Goodnight, sweet prince
Stranger: asl
You: BLAP
Stranger has disconnected.

To you, based anon; you warmed my heart.
>>
>>561220301
Holy hell, I have run into her 3 separate times, twice when I was legalizing rape, and then just now.
>>
>>561200501
I'm in, haven't seen one of these threads in ages.
>>
I'll play
>>
asl
>>
>>561220549
nigger

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Ayy lmao
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>>561220826
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>>561220479
welcome faggit
>>
You: what is op?
Stranger: Heyz!
Stranger: 24 F
You: hello, are you real
You: oh
You: oh gods
You: did they
Stranger: AngelaCasse
You: are you one of them
Stranger: 9iKKKKKiiiiiigqiiiiiKKKKKKKKb

I was too late for this one, she transformed in front of me. The horror will haunt me long into my old age.
>>
>>561208841
Oh this will make it hard
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Still had 5 bullets tho
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>>561221590
lol are you really 15?
>>
http://the-0nly-h0pe-for-me-is-y0u.tumblr.com/ask
Ask her 'What is OP?'
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hello?
You: wiop
Stranger: It's What is OP. Not "wiop". Faggot.
Stranger has disconnected.

>ty for the reload
>>
>>561211440
No, you dumb fuck. As in, he is a zombie now. Not "What is asl?"
>>
>>561207881
so new
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>>561221842
Whats it to you, nigger ;)
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Did I do good guys?
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: What is OP?
Stranger: Original poster
You: What else is OP?
Stranger: Orange phan
You: What else?
Stranger: like the pasta
Stranger: oh phuck
Stranger: oh pan's labyrinth
Stranger: oh pshit
You: *sighs* Get to shelter, citizen.
Stranger: on puke
Stranger: oh jesus alright
You: The facepalms are strong.
Stranger: is there a nuke or something
You: No. A zombie outbreak,
You: Now get to shelter.
Stranger: ew the memes are strong how about explain it to me instead of making me feel stupid :-)
Okay then.
>>
>>
I'm in fags.
>>
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This fucking faggot

ayy lmao
>>
>>561222218
just trying to meet some bros around my age :)
>>
>>561221848
I have.

You know, along with some complaints.
>>
Stranger: rick ricky tick rick ricky tick tacky
Stranger: wick wicky wick wick wicky wick wacky
You: that's my jam!
Stranger: BRUH
Stranger: that note is such a strong note
You: That part is true
You: ^
Stranger: im singing that for my summer performance :D
Stranger: well im in that song, my own song is different
You: Are you going to dance like Napoleon Dynamite when you sing it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no i wish tho
You: So.. What is Op?
Stranger: UGH
You: Citizen!
You: If you do not have at least a month supply of food I recommend bugging out to a lightly populated area with fresh water!
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: i thought what we had was SPESHUL
You: It kinda was...
Stranger: how cud u
You: y I did dis?
Stranger: idk man this is all ur fault
You: I'm sorry really
Stranger: I TRUSTED U
You: I know you did, and I apologize I betrayed your trust
Stranger: D': it cannot be undone
You: Don't play that right polite note...
You: Because that right note
Stranger: JUST MAKES ME
You: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Stranger: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH NO NO
You: top kek
Stranger: OH GOD 4CHAN
You: Ayy
You: Lmao
Stranger: noooooooooo
You: All your base are belong to us.
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: Not much bra, you?
>>
I found a scared civilian so i talked to him but then he said asl. Does that mean he turned into a zombie?
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>>561222218
Well then......
>ayyyy lmao
>>
Bumpity bump bump buuuuuump
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>>561222238
>You can fuck right off

topkek
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Got sidetracked
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need some /b/ros around
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>>561222346
Well then......
>ayyyy lmao
>>
>i fail like newfag /b/ro
>*cocks hammer*
>*blap*
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>>561215108
Had to share this one
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>>561222481
I mistook such a civilian for the same thing, so I shot him for pretending to be a zombie in the apocalypse
>>
so this happened
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God bless you civ
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>>561223240
>I hate furries
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need a /b/ro in here
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>>561223240
Dat I HATE FURRIES youtube tho.. topkek
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>>561212042
A LA VERGA CABRON!
>>
Ran outta shells, fuck
/b/ failed me.
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>>561223450
Go on tumblr tag, lots of b/rothers there
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>>561222786
:^)
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the dude explained
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>>561223760
What a bro
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Who is this? Seriously, I've ran into you like 3 times and you say the same gay shit.
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Part 1 of my debate with a feminist
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need more people, bump
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>>561224215
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>>561224210
Dat Omegle multi tab game doe...
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Bamping because this is top kek
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>>561222410
Kek'd like a motherfucker
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>>561224387
Holy mother of kek
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A survivor tried to kill me so i wasted a shell on him.
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Wish I could play, banned from Omegle because of using certain software.
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