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HOLY SHIT /b/, I think I really dun goofed...
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HOLY SHIT /b/, I think I really dun goofed this time.
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>>560894016
jizz in your mom?
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you let your girl/daughter date a nigger? What you do?
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>>560894016
Well your here, so tell us what happened.
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>>560894260
My 9 yo little sister somehow convinced me to have sex with her
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>>560894016
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>>560894401
That's it? Motherfucker, you a normalfag as normalfag's get.
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>>560894401
details?
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>>560894534
Ok Ill write a greentext give me a sec
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>>560894652
post pics too
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>somehow
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>>560894652
>inb4 belairious dinosaurous
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>>560894401
I actually had sex with my friends 11 year old cousin. and the next week she told me that she told her mother. and I thought I was in some super deep going to prison shit.

But I guess her mother has some kind of religion that believe sex is normal even for kids and she was happy that her daughter is expressing herself. was fucking weird, but oh well. im not in trouble and I got a free pass to fuck a little girl all I want. who is now 16.
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>>560895516
gimme her number
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>>560894401
ITS TIME FOR j-j j-j jjjjj jail!
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taking too damn long.
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>>560894652
So basically my sis was visiting me from w philidelphia, she flew yesterday
>be me
>Pick her up from the airport
>drive over to my house (I live next to a lake in a cabin so its pretty far away from the airport)
>finally get home, its 12:00pm
>Go to sleep
>wake up at 2:00am
>Shes trying to do oral sex
>SHITNIGGERWHATAREYOUDOING.jpg
>"Anon, I saw it on the computer, it looked fun"
>Downward spiral begins from here
>I try to explain that she hasn't hit puberty
>"If thats the only problem anon, I hit it really early"
>whatdidIjustdid.png
>She starts taking off her clothes
>My boner doesn't care if shes my sister
>Checks if I have an erection
>Has this look of lust in her eye
>Me "uhhh, are you ok?"
>starts taking off my pants
>I've already given up at this point
>5 minutes later we fucked (she was surprisingly good at it)
>I realise what just happened
>She goes back to her room and I try to drink my self to sleep, to no avail
>go on /b/ and make this thread
She says she won't tell anyone but only on the condition that we do it every day for the rest of the trip
>mfw my gf is coming over for a week starting tomorrow
>mfw I have to somehow have sex with a 9 yo everyday for a month
What do I do guys?
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>>560895814
yea im totally gonna give out personal contact info to a stranger on the internet.
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>>560896578
Stopped reading at w Philadelphia. Fuck off will
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>>560896578
>w Philadelphia
stopped reading
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>>560895043
I know alot of people who go on /b/ and I know the pics would get reposted constantly
I kind of want to post pics but I really think thats a bad idea
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>>560896578
well bud, since the deed is already done. then I guess you better find a way to have sex with a 9 year old for a month, or go the fuck to jail
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>>560896242
lol yugioh
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>>560896787
>>560896797
Didn't even realize that, sorry
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>>560896916
As long as she isn't naked, you will be fine.
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so the sister didnt struggle? dosent sound like much fun:/
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>>560896578
Contact me m8

[email protected]
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>>560897072
I just really dont want to post pictures of her on the internet, let alone /b/
Also shes really easily recognizeable
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>>560897287
cut out the face?
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>>560897272
Nice try, Chris Hansen
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>>560897287
then find a picture of a little girl that kinda has the same body type on google.
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>>560896578


Change your last names to Lannisters and it'll be A-OKAY. Your firstborn son will be a cunt tho.

Captcha: Emperor keopeach
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>>560897461
Alright sure
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>>560897417
yeah he's definitely the fed
you can trust me thou, hit me up brah

[email protected]
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>>560896613
That, by far, has been the weakest excuse I have ever saw. For all you know I could be her fated lover. You just cockblocked her in a fairytale way, nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
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>>560896578
We're you born and raised on the west side of philly
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>>560897505
I dont think there is anything wrong with having a bit of fun with a family member. me and some of my cousins used to give each other oral all the time.
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Hey I think I can help you. Gimme a shout.
[email protected]
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>>560897730
no belairs
This actually happened
>inb4 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>560897709
fuck you. like I'm gonna let you dip into my kool aide.
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>>560897539
Sort of like this I suppose
Not the hair color though
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>>560898164
And you're saying having to fuck that is a problem?
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This is about as legit as the jew that wears sports bra and thigh boots and pretends he's beyonce
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>>560897982
Coulda been like this nigger
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>>560898164
thats.....thats an anime chick. which isnt real.
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>>560898279
Not so much of a problem, just if my gf found out shed prob tell authorities/parents/chris hansen
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>>560898280
But beyonce is exactly that
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>>560898446
Whatever the body is close
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>>560896578
if gf doesnt put out as much as sister
>tell her you have to go on an emergency family trip to foreign relatives
>lock your doors
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>>560898279
right! its like hes already fucked, might as well keep going.

its like holding a hand granade, doesnt matter if youre holding one, or a crate. once it goes off, youre dead.
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>>560898449
Convince your gf to do a 3way.
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>>560898446
Now find REAL cp on the internet and post it here, faggot
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>>560898609
soooo she is 2 dimensional
Stop fucking pillows with lolis on it
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>>560898418
it could be. but im not ready to give the pussy up dawg. its all im getting.
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>>560898620
She knows about my sister visiting me, and she'd know about family trips, she pretty much knows most things about my schedule
>>560898791
Not like that, stop being so literal anon
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>>560898446
TOSHINO IS REAL
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>>560898724
I was thinking more along the lines of doing something like this.
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>>560899183
Not really like that
a bit thinner
paler, really alot paler
red straight long hair
Face looks completely different
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>>560898164

GOD DAMN IT

STOP FUCKING TOSHINO KYOUKO
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>>560899183
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oh thats horrible man. what the fuck is wrong with you

do it.
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>>560898951
I think I got it now, I'll blow up my cabin, live in a hotel for a month, get this over with, try to find gf afterwards
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>>560897806
>chipshandon
>@nbc.com
What brand of idiot do you take me for?
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>>560898164
Holy shit what would I give to fuck a loli with that body type
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>>560900581
Now that I think about it I really like my current situation
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>>560896242
That was legendary
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>>560900554
Well, you fucked your 9 year old sister; you tell me.
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>>560900727
I don't get the whole sister thing, or any incest actually. But if you like it, thats awesome for you.
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>>560901308
REKT
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>>560900554
>>560897806
Don't trust him, that's Hansen.

Me on the other hand, you can trust.

Hit me up at [email protected]
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>>560901308
fucking TOLD
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>>560900727
good job asshole, you're a pedophile. Go seek help before you can't stop raping little boys.
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>>560901516
oremoc
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>>560901882
How FUCKING dare you even suggest that Chips Handon is anything less than a true and loyal /b/ro. He's been here for every one of these threads that was deemed b&worthy. You get the fuck out of here. You don't deserve his /b/rotherhood.
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>>560901992
Fuck you Im a straight pedophile
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>>560902317
This should be on mugs and t-shirts.
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>>560902317
>>560902749
Million dollar idea.
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>>560903340
I wish 4chan sold merch and you could submit ideas to the store
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>>560903483
...


A million dollar idea, that makes it possible to make million dollar ideas become reality. Genius!
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You guys know what time it is!
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>>560894016
You are probably fucked OP. Start saving up for a good lawyer.
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>>560904295
I can condone my thread going into a blazing spiral of spiderman, carry on
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>>560896578
>5 minutes later we fucked (she was surprisingly good at it)
Need more details on this point.

>>560897287
Plausible deniability. As far as anyone knows someone who's out to get you posted a fake story. If your'e still scared, post a picture of her and say it's someone who looks like her.
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This is Tommy thread
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>>560906907
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>>560894016
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>>560896578
break up with your gf bro if you dont want to go to jail
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