What's the problem officer? Was I going to fast?
Greetings Conservator of the peace, how is thine day unfolding, was I embarking upon my steed at to high of a pace?
hi officer what do you think of Vsausce
True story about a cool old cop.
>be me 19 all black 2000 mustang gt think im hot shit
>rolling with gf smoking a blunt on the way back from cedar point
>doing 110 open highway no car in sight on my side.
>come up to stretch of highway where theres no exit ramp for a few miles
>cop seeing me rollin, through big U as soon as the big rigs by him pass
>ohfuckingshit.jpg mfw i look in the rearview mirror
>gotta pull over no exit to try and get off and avoid him
>Walks up, says nice car but wtf are doing
Mind you im fucking high as shit and we literally just got done smoking a blunt about 25mins ago in the car
>GF lunges over me with her big DD tits showing and almost starts crying about how she made me do it because her sister was going into labor (she actually but I didnt give a shit and wouldnt speed for that)
>Cop takes license and insurance
>Comes back, I am prepared for him to say something about it kinda smelling like weed and chew my ass out for clocking me at 105 in a 65.
>Cop hands me everything back, basically brushes my gfs tits in the process cause she leans back over me when he comes back
>Says dont do that shit again, you might want to frame this warning
>mahnigga.jpg mfw when he hands me a warning for 105 in 65 and writes family emergencies in the note box.
So yeah, pretty sure my GFs big tits got me out of that shit.