Cats killed this poor mouse, I'm probably gonna bury him

put him in your butt

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>>560599424
That's a rat.

>pic related

>>560599424
yiff in hell furfag

>>560599524
/thread

>>560599424
Farewell, Ratmo, king of rodents, whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won't forget! Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, dust-spun places of your basement home. May your two-eyed descendants ever flourish and your human friends find solace for the loss they have sustained." - Horace Slughorn

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One out of two possible suspects

>>560599897
Thank you professor...


have some unicorn hair

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The grave for king algernon

he needs a coffin

>>560599424
Cum on it

>>560600670
Did you just kick a mound of dirt?

that doesn't look anything like a proper grave

>>560599424

Goodnight sweet prince hope you don't get ebola

>>560600961
this

>>560601205
Im making it better, also finding a suitable coffin. Hopefully thread doesnt 404 before its done

>>560599424

>not letting your cats eat it

Do you even pets? My cats pretty much totally eat birds when they find them.

>>560601385
what about a headstone?

OP stop being a cheap fuck. Go to a funeral director and get this mouse the funeral he deserves. If you died would you want to be buried in some faggots backgarden like a sex slave?

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Found a perfect size coffin

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>>560601658
This

>>560601715
shit, nigger, that wont even fit in the grave

>>560599424
Fuck you faggot rat.

>>560601715
do you have cotton balls to use as padding for the inside?

Thanks Mr.Skeletal

Sorry Tom finally won Jerry

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>>560601967
Will get some right now

>>560599424
plenty more where it came from.

>>560601715
That's the wrong lid you fuckstain. Are you blind?

This is stupid even by /b/ standards...

You can't flim flam the Zim Zam.

>>560602183
In a few weeks you should check on him and make sure he is k

>>560602325
Fuck you Heaven, show some respect!

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I have a phobia of mice, rats and moles, fuck em all, I would give up everything to eradicate this world of the dirty pests.

So burn you greasy bastard

OP I'm going to need a picture of the second suspect

>>560599424
That is some good meat there OP. Throw it in the oven.

thats a rat

looks north eastern australian

bury him and let him know he was loved.

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No cottonballs but the finest fabric lines his coffin

>>560602559
>tfw i've always been fond of rats, cockroaches, maggots and worms

i like just watching them, they're pretty interesting.

>>560602747
you should place some items in there.

a coin for the ferryman, some random stuff he might have liked etc..

an empty coffin is very sad to me.

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>>560602591
Found the bastard

>>560602559
Burial song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLoXFmJBvlk

>>560603072
He should fill the box with cheese

>>560599424
>>560599424
Space Program...

>>560599424
burying it makes it harder for other things to eat it and complete the cycle. leave it under a tree with some leaves on it.

inb4 freaking out when you see it's fur left over.

>>560603220
this

>>560599424
If the cat gave it to you you've gotta eat it, or your cat will be disappoint

>>560603220
>>560603536

and because color is relatively very same

That's an adolescent rat. There are most likely more of those fucks bedding down somewhere getting ready to breed I would skin it and hang the pelt by fish hooks and line to let the others know that your home is not there's.

>>560603143
Zero regret in his face.. I think you have a sociopath right there

Also, >>560603220

>>560603220
American cheese for a real hero

>>560603220
have him hold the cheese

>>560599424
here lies david st. hubbins, and why not...

>pour kerosene on "coffin"
>burn that motherfucking disease factory
>Then go get drunk

>>560599424
ur a faget

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>>560603698
Forgot pic

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>>560603664
>That's an adolescent rat.

that's even sadder...

>>560603923
this is quite kewl

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>>560603698
>>560603923

>>560603923
Some other mice are gonna burrow into your garden and go grave robbing for cheese.

>>560603923
shed a tear

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>>560603923
He looks at such peace now

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>>560603923
Beautiful.

i bet he never thought he'd have a blanket made of cheese all to himself.

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Said my final goodbyes, closing the coffin for the last time

God bless

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>>560603923
NOW BURN THAT MOFO. VIKING FUNERAL, ANARCHYYY

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>>560599902
Kinda looks like my kitty

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>>560604519
RIP in peace you little mouse

posting tits

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>>560604519
Goodnight Sweet prince...

>>560604519
Goodbye, sweet prince...

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RIP in Peace, Sir Rat.

>>560604519
Gone but not forgotten

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>>560604519
farewell old rat

>>560604519
Have a nice life in the heaven cheese factory

>>560604664

Goodnight Sweet Prince

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>>560604519
rip

>>560604519
Goodnight, sir. Cats can't go to Heaven.

>>560604519
Im totally not crying

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Almost gone, wish i had an american flag to put over the coffin

>>560601715
thank you for respecting the mouse

>>560603143
Not only do we know that cat did it, he knows that we know and it doesn't even bother him.

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>>560604519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3716hI8lkE

>>560599424
Good bye jew

>>560599424
send him to space

>>560605202
Light gasoline over it

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>>560605280

>>560605202
;_; throw in a rose or flowere

>>560605202
cum on his little grave.

*Ahem* ...
Squeak.

>>560604519
See you on the other side, lil' fucker. Save me some bitches and I'll bring the booze.

>>560605202
Don't you have anything in your house with an American flag on it?

>>560599424

Rest RIP in peace.

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>>560605651

>>560605651
RIP in peace

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>>560605651
it is done

>>560604664
Saved. I'll cherish his memory.

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>>560605202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHesVg5e6-g

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>>560605651

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>>560605651
can't believe its over

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>>560605651
Goodbye little buddy

>>560605004
If there aren't cats there, it can't be heaven. Ergo, if what you say is true, there is no heaven.

>>560605651
can't believe you didn't dissect the rat to learn more about the cause of his way too early death

>>560606094
True, good anon

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>>560605651

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Leave some flowers on algernon's grave for me

We should avenge his death

>>560606094
If there are cats, it can't be Heaven for a mouse. Thus, there is either no heaven or multiple, paralles heavens.

>>560606559
rolling if i get trips, we do it.

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>>560606412
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy9YB1coMw

>>560606412
>tfw i lost one of my rats a few days a go to seizures
>ground was so hard i couldnt dig her a proper hole
>all those feels

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>>560606412

>>560606412
>the best die first snif.

>>560606840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiCVZtesmU&list=UUkgldT4uK17CU7elBGszzrg

RIP mousebro

>>560606840
tears.

>>560599424
this thread needs to be immortalized in a infograph

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>>560604519

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Your cats killed it because you're a shitty hunter and they don't want you to starve you ungrateful piece of shit.

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>>560606863
I lost my gerbil two years ago. I buried him under my Apricot tree. Now that tree is high and strong...I'm so proud of my gerbil.

>>560604519
Goodnight sweet prince

this thread reminds me of my dead brother ;_;

this is the saddest day on 4chan history

>>560601715
>iphone 5s box
jesus fuck i chuckled

RIP anonymouse

Rip in peace sweet algernon
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3a_7242Lc
;_;7

Mouse's fleas carry the black plague and typhus. Get rid of that disgusting thing.

Burial song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXMscFD4-Ho
Also, put some flowers over there, or moar cheese, or a fucking flag at least. Or a gravestone. Show some respect ;_;
r.i.p. in piece sweet prince

bet this will get posted to r/r4chan

>>560609181
Probably not, summerfags have no heart

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And thus, we should spread the voice of the death of our rodent fellow.

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Why did he have to die

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This thread needs to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njCps4jGaks

Goodbye my friend

Should've done space program.

>>560611383

Heaven, go away. We're not in the mood

>>560599424
Dress like a terrorist and throw it in the crowd. Shout "Bubonic returns!"

rip u fucken legend

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>>560611383
I would've traded you for the mouse, Heaven.
R.I.P little guy

>>560601332
would it matter at this point?