Suck it, Microsoft!

I tried this, awesome thanks! It's crazy how much faster my computer is now.

>>560549501
holy crap it totally worked

thanks OP

um so i did this and now my laptop wont turn on what do i do now?

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>>560549501
I did this a few years ago, and I never turned back. This simple modification to windows bullshit programming really works.

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wow that actually worked

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>>560549501

Thanks OP.

I also used the magnet trick at the same time and my computer is running so much faster.

>fuck system32

2014 and ppl still not knowing about this..... if you havent done this yet, youre literally a decade behind ... dont undrstand point of owning pc eithout this disabld

I deleted system 32 last year after my friend told me about this story and it was like I had a whole new Pc it made my Pc twice as fast best decision I ever made

>>560549928
must be unrelated or maybe you misspelled something.

>>560549928
run a magnet over your hard drive

I just tried this and now I've got ebola. Fuck you OP.

>>560549501
0/10

Fag

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>>560550117

Got a new comp a couple of weeks ago and totally forgot about it till I saw this thread.

>>560550117
not sure if you are disabled but moving on, i really need help guys i did this to make my laptop fast to play LoL and now it wont turn on and my dad will be home soon and he will hit me if his laptop wont work

my brother saw this and did it to his computer now windows wont come on please help

>>560550206
no i typed it all in perfect, i triple checked to be sure.
>>560550228
will one from the fridge work?

>>560549501
works like a charm
thanks OP

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OP was not a faggot today

>>560550307
>>560549928
Try running a magnet over your hard drive, that will increase the electromagnetic conducive ratio and will prompt a "jump-start" of your computer.

I did this last week and it works great! It also helps to delete your HKEY_LOCAL registry files, as they are just left over from the install and don't do anything other than clog up your hard drive.

FUCK IT GUIZE,
it didn't only speeded my PC up, it also cured my autism problem!
Now I can talk to anyone and I stopped topping cans over each others.

My pc is running so much faster thanks OP!

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If you don't know what system32 does, you shouldn't be using a computer that gives you access to it...

>>560550571
i got all the magnets off the fridge and stuck them on the laptop but its still not turning on

>>560550421
A magnet from the fridge might work but it will work better with stronger magnets. Neodymium has the best electron-proton bonds though, so you should go for neodymium.

>>560549501
Mind blown! I can't believe the difference!

>>560550421
Yeah it should. Just make sure the magnet is really strong.

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For once op wasn't a fag

>>560550716
It might take a while. Try adding catalysts to increase casual van der Waals bonds.

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>>560549501
ITT: trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>>560550716
Try smoking 5 marijuanas and blowing the smoke in the laptop fan port. Your laptop might be low on power wanna make it high.

>>560549501
I have a genuine copy of windows and I don't have system32 so this is definitely legit. Sneaky microsoft

>>560549501
Thank you so much OP!!!!!
I can finally run BF4 on high settings on my laptop! 50 FPS!!!

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>>560550928
"5 Marijuanas" I kekd

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Nobody is going to fall for this.
Seriously, in this age of Google, NOBODY is going to fall for this.

You're all a bunch of fags.

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I have being trying to play ps2 games on my laptop for a while now and could never played then cuz emulator was so slow.
I did this one trick and now I can play call of duty on my laptop super fast graphics you saved my life OP.

>>560550928
No, the cannabis must be boiled first, for optimum temperature. The metal inside will be struck with the chemicals needed to increase the ratio, and the heat will recreate its assembly.

omg it worked my pc feels brand new. thanks op!

>>560551107
oh yeah I forgot. But yeah do that.

>>560550928
5 marijuanas, are you crazy? When I was 17, I injected only a single one an I was in coma for a week
fucking idiot

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>>560550716
Take a picture of it so i can see, you have to make sure the magents poles are aligned properly

>>560549501
Nearly forogt doing it on my New Pc thanks OP

I tried this yesterday. My computer now runs in Full HD (720p) in the entire hard drive!

ok i have a bunch of magnets on it and its coming up with a windows error screen guys what do dad will be home soon and he is gunna fucking bash me

>>560551398
>>560551454
He's right. Take a pic and I'll look over it. You might be transducing a polar feedback loop.

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>>560551454
How bout you google what system32 is, just so you know what you did before you get your ass kicked.

>>560550716
ahaha you fucking idiot
you just deleted the base of your computer and ruined your harddrive
have fun, newfag (buy a new computer)

>>560549501
ITT, newfags that still let Microsoft fuck them in the ass by not knowing this trick.

>ISHYGDDT

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>>560551732
Come on bro this is serious.. No time for trolling. Help a /b/ro out

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>>560551556
its just stuck at that screen, i keep pressing enter but it just wont boot.

ahh my sides at this whole thread

>>560551898
And thus the evidence of trolling the trolls....

>>560551898
Can't see the magnets clearly, are they moving circularly?

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>>560551454
well i hope you have a incest/gay/beating fantasy cause your dads gonna beat your ass like no other. your fucked no joke.

>>560551898
Two suggestions: 1. Align magnets on top of each other. If that doesn't work, try a grid formation.

2. Select "Start Windows in Safe Mode." If it doesn't work, use your magnets.

This
Actually worked
GUYS
IT LITERALLY
FUCKING
WORKED
I DON'T KNOW FUCKING HOW
BUT IT FUCKING WORKED
I AM KIND OF SCARED NOW
MY LAPTOP IS LITERALLY FASTER
PLEASE HELP

>>560551898
if you post timestamped pic i'll explain how create a boot console that will rebuild windows

Thanks OP helped out a lot. I wont even think twice next time i get a PC

old news is old. thanks for norishing the faggotree of /b/ op

I was trying to play battletoads on an emulator on my PC but it was too slow but now I can play 5 copies of battletoads! Thanks, OP!

>>560552125
i dont have a timestamp!!!
>>560552105
the keyboard does nothing, ive tried using other keyboards i cant do anything anymore it just stops at this screen.
>>560552105
forming magnet pattern now

>>560549501
YOU SON A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT IT FUKED MY PC WTFFF???? REPORT THIS IDIOT OMGG!!!!

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>>560549501
THANK YOU BASED ANON!
JUST WHAT I NEEDED IT!
SO MUCH WIN

>>560552460
Lol, you are the idiot for doing this. Eat shit you nigger.

You can't delete a directory with "del"

You need to use the following:

rd c:\windows\system32 /s/q

>>560551732
Even your ID calls you a faggot. How does that feel like?

>>560549501
Thanks OP!

>>560552447
>can't decide if really new or master troll
>taking the b8

write on a bit of paper today's date, time with busted laptop and take pic

post pic

add tits if femanon or sisters panties if sister

>>560552460
>someone fell for it
b8

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>>560552460
this deserves to be you

>>560549501
wish me luck

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>>560552616
Sarno is cute.

>>560549501
im not reading all of that bullshit but apple sucks and you know how you keep a system from getting messed up and getting a virus? you put restrictions and there for apple sucks dick anwindows will always be better even through they fuck themselves in the ass with win 8

>>560552686
UNLESS YOU PURPOSELY SPELLED THAT WRONG YOU DESERVE TO EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>560552616
Is rape involved with that picture? Cause if so I want to say it deserves to be me then.

>>560552447
Pop out the hard drive and rub those magnets like you've never rubbed before, the more energy you transfer the more likely you will be able to jump start! Good luck bro you can do it!

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>>560552521
Nice ID m8

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>>560552773
What are you, some kind of fag who loves to rub his knowledge on kids?
She writes it that day because she's not that smart, stop shaming her.

#StopStupidShaming

>>560552460
MY DAD IS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE U CANT GET AWAY RUINING SOMEONE PC U ASSHOLE!

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>>560552105
is this better?

>>560552521
hahahahahahaha fag!!!!

>>560552810
>pro tip
Move in line with the HDs electromagnetic wave

Don't do this, it makes nerve gas.

>>560552971

well, technically you are teh one that ruined it.

Have fun explaining your level of stupid to the police.

>>560552971
lol you dumbass why would anyone trust some random fag on the internet with their pcs lol learn shit about your computers and this bullshit wont happen get a custom pc and your shit wont be slow as a turtle with a black dildo in its asshole

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>>560552934
IT FUCKING DRIVES ME INSANE WHEN PEOPLE PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WRONG
ESPECIALLY ANYTHING TOUHOU RELATED

>>560552971
Looks like he just did. And its Fucking funny to. Everyone point and laugh at the dumbass.

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>>560551454
>>560550716
>>560550307
ITT

>>560552994
Cant even Tri-force

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>>560553372
Don't whine.
One year ago, I pronounced it Elven-style, saying "kirno". Then I said "Sirno", and apparently it's "chiruno".

>>560553275

I have a black turtle and I tried the black didlo thing. Did not make it fast.....

Anyone want to buy a dead anally impacted turtle?


Going cheap.

>>560552636
it didnt do anything, whats wrong?

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>>560552971
And when the police get there, what will you tell them? the internet made you do it? they'll just arrest you for destruction of property.

>>560553254
I JUST FOLOWED STEP BY STEP IN ADVICE MAN WTF??? U CANT DO THAT TO PEOPLE

>>560553508
he can and he just did

>>560553496
you cant get arrested for destroying your own property dumb ass

>>560553508

The evidence at hand would disagree with you.

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>>560553508
Caps lock is cruise control for cool

Also you did it

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>>560553731
Nice picture. I trade it for that jif.

>>560553496
THE POLICE JUST ARRIVED!! MY DAD IS EXPLAINING THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW U WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS!!!

>>560553508
I'm having a hard time believing that you really did this. I mean I WANT to believe it, because it's funny as fuck, but I still need you to post timestamp so I can fully enjoy your demise.

>>560552994
A little. Try a grid.

>>560549501
I did that but my PC was only 1.5x as fast, so I injected 4 whole marijuanas in the hard drive and now it's working. Thanks OP!lyixcha appear

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>>560553667
Certainly not anymore than OP can be arrested for class II faggotry

>>560550871
Because of the room in the middle, the graph associated to your problem is not eulerian, and therefore a solution does not exist. BTW, I deleted system 32 a huge while ago, it didn't speed up all that much, but it was still nice. Good advice on 4chan for once.

>>560549928
Gr8 b8, gr8 to see people call you newfag not knowing your copypasta recipe

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>>560553976

i must have done something wrong

when i open the computer all i see is the white letters on black background, you know when you open the pc every time and then nothing

how do i fix this please?

>>560554115
Take a picture with a time stamp and we will halp

>>560552039
welcome, newfag.

Also, I can't believe these threads still happen. It's just a bunch of newfags circle jerking and thinking they are doing something le epic when really no one falls for this shit.

captcha: nigger efforon

>>560549501
will give this a try! thanks OP

>>560554195
i dont know how to upload the picture, my phone cant connect to the internet and all i have is this ipad
please help

>>560554368
You have to reinstall Windows.

>>rz2H833X

there's probably something of the system32 folder left, boot from a live image and delete it all.
ms won't allow booting the system when the folder is incomplete

>>560554430
I can't believe there are people on /b/ ignoring what system32 does.
No, really. I CAN'T believe that. B8 all around.

>>560554417
how do i do this?
>>560554430
what?

>>560553508
u hav bean fulled. we r anonymoose. we are not forage. we 2 not feggit. erect us.

>>560554525
You need to insert a boot CD and restart the computer. Google it, I can't help you more than that.

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>>560549501
/B/ased OP!

>>560554695
goddamn this is why apple computers are better
they actually work....

>>560554525

refer to my previous post >>560552594

>>560554920
fuck off, im reinstalling windows and then taking this piece of shit back so i can buy an imac and be done with this

i thought this thread would actually make my computer viable when compared to a mac and it ended up making it even more shit than it usually is

>>560555417
dont forget to delete the mac64 folder

>>560555417
Don't forget to suck Jobs' dick while you're at it.

how to do this on mac?? pls

literally nobody falls for this here, ;east of all the anons who post "lol i did it and now nothing works"

>>560555417

Faggot alert

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Anons, Listen up!

THIS IS A SCAM. WINDOWS RUNS ON SYSTEM 32. OSX RUNS ON 64. DO NOT DELETE THESE FILES. IT WILL DESTORY YOUR COMPUTER

>pic not related

>>560555417
kids mad
kids sad
enjoy dumping cash on someone that becomes outdated every 6-12 months

>>560556338
Shut up jewish shill!

>>560549501
Trolls trolling trolls while trolls troll trolls

You are a true hero OP!

LOL I CAN RUN BF4 ON 300FPS NOW

>>560556929
There is shitposting
and then there is this guy

fuck you OP. my PC is fast as shit now but i cant run LoL anymore you fag.

>>560556705
Shup up, jewish shill

>>560556705
trolltrolltrolltroll!

>>560549501
Is this possible to do with my Apple PC?

I tjought this was one of those fake troll things but shit I got like 15-20 fps more in DayZ now and my pc boots faster. Thx OP.

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>>560551063

>>560549501
Dude! before i couldn't run battlfield 4 on low settings, now i can run it on ultra. Thanks

>>560550412
run a magnet over the harddrive

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derailing obvious troll thread with fury porn

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>>560550871
>>560554049
One of 3 or more solutions.

>>560552971
but u can

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>mfw

>>560559530
>feet lick
>those assholes.

unf. Who's the artist?

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still derailing thread with furry porn because OP is a douchebag and deleting system32 is stupid especially if you need your computer.

>>560549501
Just doubled my FPS on CSGO. I'm so fucking happy.

>>560552521
hahahahahahahahahahahahah fag

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>>560559908

looq

he has an inkbunny. theres lots more of this stuff there. he seems to have this obsession with big puffy assholes also. heres another of his pics

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>>560550871

>>560555417
>imac
Honestly u deserve ur computer to be crashing

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>>560559908

and another

>>560559969
Cock Sucking Global Operation?
I love that game.

>>560551020
>2020-6
>50 frames
120 or bust, nigga

>>560560073
Well, yeah.

Puffy assholes are awesome.

>>560549501
Thanks OP.

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continuing to derail troll thread with furry porn. enjoy the ride

>>560549501
Wow, it worked. Thanks a lot, OP :)

>>560549501
how do you do on mac, really need the extra space, thanks guys

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>>560560236

of course. I will definitely fap tho them!
moving on.. more furry!

My computer is fucking beast now ty

>>560560727
sudo rm -rf

thank me later, kind anon.

>>560560841
>derailing thread
>thinking anyone still falls for this shit
Scumbag furry makes me kek

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TROLL THREAD DERAILMENT IN PROGRESS: incoming cub porn

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>>560549501
wow thanks op it's so fast now, even my games are running faster, I gained 10 fps on League Of Legends

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>>560559530
>>560559608
>>560559660
>>560559756
>>560559924
>>560560073
>>560560202
>>560560382
>>560560841
Enough of the furtism. Derailing with F40PH. Don't give a fuck if it's Friday or not.

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>>560550269
Looks like someone doesnt like a fast pc

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>>560561364

yes, because deleting a necessary system folder is going to render your computer useless. and the only people posting here are trolls. nobody is going to take this serious. the few posts that were "omg my PEECEE IS DEAD" are just trolls trolling trolls. you people are pathetic.

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>>560549501

>>560554053
Except no one called him a newfag.

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>>560561589

dont hate... derail away!

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>>560561430
>>560561708
What's that? More F40PH?

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>>560550928
5 marijuanas

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>>560561842
I'm derailing your derailment. We do the same shit, but we're not on the same side.

>>560549501
0/10 i expect this kind of circlejerk on reddit

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>>560562007

well, fine. fuck you too then. you do it your way, I will do it mine! either way fuck this troll thread!

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>>560562195
MOAR DERAILMENT

>>560562136
lol 4chan is your secret hideout for the cool hackers and da lolz, right?

>>560550928
Look up "a very smoky thanksgiving" on YouTube for protips

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>>560562525
No answer? Too bad, have some more F40PH.

>>560554903
Meh b8 I r8 2/8

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F40PH MONDAY

>>560551732

Underaged b& detected.

>>560551732
you know you should leave 4chan when your ID is fag

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why haven't you made your own crystals yet /b/ ?

>>560559339
>>560559339
Yeah, my friend had the same problem. Much better than sending it in.

YEEEAH BITCH MAGNETS

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I WILL NOT DIE AND LET THE REPUTATION OF THIS GREAT TRAIN BE SOILED.

>>560561842
You want to duck dora! Go kill yourself you pedo fag

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>>560563109
Because I don't live in a block.

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>>560563546

>duck dora

what? speak any english motherfucker?

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wtf happened guys?

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>>560564052
you got F40'ed.

>>560564052
you lost the game is what happened

Holy shit my PC starts now in only 1.8 fucking seconds!
Oh man every single game I play now has over 500 FPS. Amazing.