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Seattle reporting in
>>560389076

Turn on the news /b/, we are making history
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>>560393930
first!
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>>560393930
OH FUG

POST ORIGINAL SIG 550
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No it's not, faggot.
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>>560393930
I'm not getting shit.
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>>560393930
Just do it already, everyone's waiting faggot.
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>Implying.
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OH BOY DIS GUN BE GUD!
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>>560394086
I'm not the other person.
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HELL YEAH ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!!!!

DUBS GET STEAMERS? DOTA 2 KEYS? ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DEY SEE ME HATING THEY ROLLING NIGGERS TRYING TO CATCH ME IN A STEAM BEGGER

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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More b8?
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>>560393930
blablablabla
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>>560393930
>Implying you aren't someone else with a notepad.
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I don't believe it yet. Don't have television in the house no more. Post sauce on confirm?
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Why doesn't every /b/tard with a gun in Seattle just go shoot stuff.
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You're making us look bad on /pol/ retard just go and DO SOMETHING
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>>560393930
fake n gay
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>>560394162
Then why the fuck are you posting?
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pls dont kill anyone
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http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560394291
Because there is more of us.
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>>560394232


>shoot stuff

Think you mean black people or jews
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>>560393930
Original anon used lowercase "/b/" on his paper, his handwriting was different, and wrote full time, not just a '3'.

Git gud, OP.
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Needs pear as timestamp
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>>560394404
see>>560394364
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>>560394392
Both
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>>560394527
I don't believe those lies. There's not even a first one yet.
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>>560394527
So what, now you will?
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>>560393930
Man, if someone doesn't gun down innocents in Seattle soon, I'm not even going to be able to enjoy my lunch properly.
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HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT
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>>560394872
YES
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Call Pablo! He needs gator
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>>560394872
wat
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>>560394872
no I missed it, im having trouble making out what they are saying.

what did they say?
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>>560394872
Yea!
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HOLY SHIT EPIC THREAD
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>>560394942
HOLY SHIT /B/ IT'S HAPPENED
THEY'RE SAYING CODE RED
CODE RED
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>>560394872
Shut up queer, until it's on the national news, it's just any other homicide.
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>>560394992
>>560394997

been listening the whole time, no code red
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>>560393930
fake as fuck get the fuck out here motherfucker you fucker fucking fuck fuckhead fuck your ass
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>>560395007
no they're not faggot
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>>560395095
Same
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dis better be the new 9/11
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>>560395095
who said anything about code red?

i'm talking about the gatorade
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>>560395007
Bullshit, post on this?
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ITT: Me lying about shots fired and code red and newfags eating it up
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>>560395007
STATE PATROL HAS FOUND PEOPLE WITH UNKNOWN INJURIES
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link to scanner
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IS HABBENING
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11.29 there now should happen in 2 mins
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>>560395286
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560395218
everyone knows code red is mountain dew, not gatorade.

gtfo britfag.
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>>560395286
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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To be real I only heard about gatorade and McDonald so...
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>>560395262
No one believed you in the first place.
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>>560395286
komonews.com/scanner
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>>560395286
face has been slapped or punched?
thats what I just heard.

jesus you think they would speak more clearly about emergencies and stuff
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>>560395218
They just said something about a code red then skipped to the next radio user
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>>560395218
You mean Mountain Dew? Hoooooolllly shit Ima abondon thread full of fuckups....
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>>560395262

ITT: this faggot trolls trolls trying to troll trolls
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>>560394392
Lamar?
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>>560395351
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MOUNTAIN DEW YOU STUPID FAGGOT

besides, Gatorade is better.
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what the fuck is happening? Someone please fill me in
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>>560395451
/tread
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>>560395262
You must be new here.
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>>560395524

nothing yet
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>>560395505
powerade>gatorade any day.
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>>560395524
SHIT IS GOING DOWN
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>>560395524
some officers are about to quench their thirst.
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>>560394092
TIRED OF YOUR SHIT HEAVEN
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So what am I listening for? Is someone gonna go on a shooting rampage or what?
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>>560395524
nothing. literally nothing of value is happening here. leave before you waste 3 hours of your life.
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>>560395461
Yes it is me, Lazlo.
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>Take a pic of your assault rifle with a timestamp
>/b/ goes crazy

You guys are so easy to troll.
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LOL was that a hitler speech in the background for a minute?
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>>560395618
I agree.
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>>560395524
Mountain Dew vs. Gatorade
Newfags trolling newfags
Some faggot from /k/ posted a gun
Seattle police scanner (?)
Retards
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OP confirmed faggot
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Brace yourselves.
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Tell me when something happens.
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2 Units where just called to a disturbance (i think she said something about a discharge wepon) but couldnt make it out
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>>560395654
Why haven't they banned Heaven yet? He's just such a dick all the time
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8/3/2014 10:55:41 AM F140082400 1 E2 1505 Westlake Av N Auto Fire Alarm

Intredasnt
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>>560395524
SOMEONE IS GIVING AWAY STEAMS!!!!! GET YOUR ROLLER READY AND ROLLL!!!!!

PROTIP: RERAWL LOUD!!!!!!!!
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>>560395746
hahaha i heard it wtf
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>>560395825
HERE WE GO
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/b/ STOP FUCKING AROUND.

IF OP DELIVERS HE WILL NEED ALL OUR FUCKING ENERGY SO PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND LET HIM USE IT!
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>>560395825
lol no one believes you bro, by the way I hope you have powerade. Its going to behot hot hot all through the week
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OP is once again a lying piece of shit. I've been here since the first there and all it consists of are faggots in the thread saying "Its happening!" The scanner is casual bull shit. No shootings.
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>>560395850
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>>560395825
okay
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>>560395825
SHEEEEET
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>>560395825
good one /b/ro, now put the orange tip back in
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>>560395825
Now we have an AK.
>okay.png
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>>560395965
there was one at some amerifag mall not long ago, announced here first.
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>>560395732
I fucking love you lazlow, please go get anthony cumia for the next GTA radio snippets!
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>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
>>560395909
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>Dont do it !!
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>>560393930
so, even though nothing is going to happen, OP is going to jail for posting threats on 4chins. promise you
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seattle 6151529
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>>560396047
>AK

what are you, retarded?
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shit
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>>560395965
maybe op shooted the cops radio so he couldn't yell "it's habbening, send in back up, the national guard, and chuck norris"
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is this the new xbox 720?
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>>560395825
How fucking stupid are you putting metal on a radiator? You'll burn yourself!
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>>560395825
That's not even the same gun.
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>>560395840
sent! :^)
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>>560394872
Fucking hell. This must be a few blocks from my apartment...
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>>560395990
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. You're always so mean
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>>560395935
Hands are up, take all the energy you need OP
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>>560396269
>taking only one gun to a shooting rampage

it's like your not even going for a high score
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>>560396047
it's a czech vz58 you fucking retard
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we're gonna make the news guyz. This guy is gonna be famous and the news'll say it's cause of 4chan and league of legends
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Come on OP we're still waiting.
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>>560396441
/k/ plz have mercy
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>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/4chan-user-arrest?page=1
>posting threats on 4chan
>#7
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who is going to die? Obama?
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>>560396334
i'm sorry anon.
sorry you're such a FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>560396481
4chan? that's tame. Now LoL? man that's just mind bending shit there
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nothing is going to happen

good
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what the fuck happens in seattle?
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>>560395524
agree. wtf is happening?
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>>560395825
That's a vZ58 or CZ858. Not an AK, no parts commonality, however the vZ58 fires the same round. Striker fired, not hammer fired like an AK, bolt locks back on an empty mag, can reload by magazine, loose rounds, or 10-round clips as are commonly used on SKS-45s. The CZ858 is VERY popular in Canada, so much so that in the Czech Republic they actually produced a variant with a maple leaf on the stock. I am not joking.
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OP will never deliver ffs
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>>560396426
This niqqa though.
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>>560396621
Nobody sleeps in Seattle, that's what
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>>560396621
weed smoke and coffee. my kind of place.
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>>560396713
OP confirmed Tom Hanks
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>>560396441
From the length of the weapon it looks closer to a 74u... JS
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>>560396637
actually I think a shootings happening
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>>560396713
kurt cobain does
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/r/ link to scanner
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>>560396969
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560396969
http://www.komonews.com/scanner
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>>560396514
Seriously tho, OP's going to jail
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Guys he is not gonna shoot from his home. Let him get to position. Just... wait...
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>mfw something else is going down


do you think he'll fuck up the guy's property?
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>2 prank calls

who did this?
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>>560396969
inb4 ban
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hahahah someone called in on OP and they think it's a prank
"Call saying their friend is threatening property damage"
"Prank call, i'll respond"
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>>560397143
how long does it take for him to get in position to suck cocks? because that is all OP is doing
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>>560397154
you fucker
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>>560397224
a minute
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nobody cares about seattle. it's not even a real city. maybe try vancouver and the canadians will give a shit.
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>>560396556
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>original thread deleted

Confirmed Mossad
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>>560397154
stop farting
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haha, they're arresting some idiots for prank calls.

born in '98
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So what exactly is happening? Listening to the scanner but everything seems calm?
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>>560395825
the fuck, 40 minutes and you're still in your house
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>>560396334
This is why 4chan needs to be anonymous. Heaven acts like everyone on this board but since his ID is easy to track, all the shit he does gets remembered. He isn't an anonymous voice, he is a user.
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>>560397193
What's the prank?
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>>560393936
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http://www.komonews.com/scanner
ITS HAPPENING CODE RED
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>>560396637
EVERYTHING
AND
NOTHING
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>>560397154
You sick piece o fuck
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>>560397346
gj /b/, now some poor kid will have a record for trying to be cool
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>>560397154
Are you fucking serious ?
You are disgusting.
At least say sorry.
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>>560397361
nothing

there's a car that's not responding and 2 prank calls and some talk earllier about a long gun?

Did anyone report this shit?
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>>560397407
Lies
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>>560393930
This is now the official thread, the big one 404d
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>>560397361
yeah was there an original thread here? what did it say?
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>>560397370
Cardstands all over Seattle are quivering in fear
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>>560396652
how you know all this
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So I'm from Sweden. No fucking idea what's going on. Inform me, will you?
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>>560397193
oh shit
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OH LAWD HE'S FLIPPING OFF VEHICLES!
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LOL @ WHITE MALE WALKING IN TRAFFIC FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF AHHAHAHAHAAH
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>>560397154
Why would you come here just to shit your pants and stink up the thread?
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lol OP is running in traffic, flipping off cars
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>>560397490
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ITS HAPPENING

HES FLIPPING OFF TRAFFIC, NO VISIBLE WEAPONS

SHAVED HEAD MALE IN A TANK TOP
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>implying he'll do shit
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male walking into traffic and flipping off vehicles

>my sides
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>>560397558
I dont trust you skeleton
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"walking through traffic flipping off cars in gray tank top, white male" i think its happening :(
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>>560397526
OP is going to kill someone.
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>>560397606
Was there timestamp?
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>>560397563
no joke that guy is there every damn day
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>>560395990
just leave
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OP of first thread was already a confirmed jew. Swiss and Canadian passports + reservist gun = Israeli DoD/military. 100% JEW trolling b
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>>560397558
I dont trust you skeleton
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>>560397490
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>>560397558
I do not believe you... skeleton
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>>560397619

I find it highly unlikely that's him.

I don't believe OP is legitimate.

I do believe this shit's been reported regardless.

Though just listening to the police scanner is actually interesting.
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>>560397685
He's gonna initiate himself to be a part of the league of supreme gentlemen
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>>560397606
Never mind I'm a fucking retard
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>>560397706
Broadway and Kennith?
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>>560397731
>>560397648
FUCK YOU

>>560397546
and especially you
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>>560397691
yes
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>>560397747

forgot pic
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>>560397691
Don't have it but there was
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>>560397558
Thanks mr skeltal.
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Op is a fag, as usual
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What fucking channel
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shit the scanner said some girl fell 15 ft from a tree, we gotta helb her /b/
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>>560397606

That is actually depressing

It isn't even because there are no good threads any more, the good threads just get deleted by faggot overbearing moderators before anything interesting happens
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>>560397490

The original thread was about an hour and a half ago and there was a different gun
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Hackers?
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>>560397231
>>560397339
>>560397440
>>560397579

Jesus christ, I'm sorry
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>>560397965
hi
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>>560397691
yep
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>>560397849
fuck off spider spread your lies someplace else
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>>560397407
>they're talking about kayakers

Captcha:hurted balls
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>>560397990
Fucking fag, I don't swing that way
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DO IT OP!
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>>560397990
its ok
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>>560397849
>>560398000
pic related

its me
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the scanner is talking about kayaking bitches
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Is there like, what, 3 cops in seattle right now? What the fuck. I expected a police scanner to be crowded...
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>>560397990
>>560397154

AHAHA I GOT YOU AGAIN YOU FAGGOT
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>>560398000
>>560398000
>>560398000
HOLY FUCK TRIPS!!!! STEAM BEGGER BOT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU STEAMS!!!!!!!! WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU POST STEAMS ID????/

STUPID. FUCKING. NEWFAG
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>>560398000

Nice trips faggit
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>>560397990
Just don't let it happen again, and remember ....we are watching you
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KEK "been smoking marijuana for two hours"
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group of 5 smoking week for 2 hours about to get busted damn niggas hit that shit and peace2
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>>560397935
she should've fallen on you, you bouncy castle dimensional neckbeard
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lol anon compliant about people smoking pot in Seattle lol
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group of 5 smoking marijuana for 2 hours, this is it guyz
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>>560397996
not me you idiot!
but Hi anyways :)
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CODE YELLOW CODE YELLOW
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>>560397719
confirmed kyke
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>>560398136
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CODE YELLOW WHAT THE FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
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UH OH CODE YELLOW ITS HAPPENING
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smoking marijuana for 2 hours

i have been smoking 5 years before i quit

CODE YELLOW 42 AVE SOUTHWEST SW OREGON ST AND SW SOMETHING ST
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CODE YELLOW!

IS THIS IT???
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>>560397558
thank mr skeltal
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>>560398262

Yeah, with a siren and everything.

Huh.
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code yellow?
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>>560398264
confirmed summerfag for browsing /b/ via smartphone
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CODE YELLOW!!! Accident (vehicle) blocking traffic
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Code Shrek!
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TFW you are all gullible fagts
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>>560397558

Thank Mr. Skeletal
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CODE YELLOW = Active shooter
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>>560398262
dude i just heard that
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>>560397719
Mossad
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R.I.P. in peace wheel chair guy
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LOL, fall from a wheelchair?
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You guys just riled up everyone on /pol/
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>>560398365
right again. dammit.
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REAL TIME POLICE TRACKER
http://www2.cityofseattle.net/fire/realTime911/getRecsForDatePub.asp?action=Today&incDate=&rad1=des
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>>560398136
FUCK YOU ILL GET U BACK 4 DIS SOME DAY
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CODE YELLOW WAS AMERICAN FALLING FROM WHEEL CHAIR


GOD BLESS HIM
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anyone else hear a code green = hostage situation?
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>>560398470

lol - no.
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>>560398365
>not browsing /b/ while taking a shit
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ROADBLOCKS GOING UP
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Let's take a moment of silence for our fallen soldier
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>>560398563
code green means it's all ogre
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>>560394313
not one thing !! fake and GHEY
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>>560398541
8/3/14 nevar forget
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>>560398365
>summerfag because he actually leaves his house sometimes
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>>560398575
>>560398614
congrats
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>>560398541
*claps loudly*
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>>560393930
OMG ITS THE BLUE ANGLES HOLY SHIT...

I'm getting drunk next weekend, so please keep the SeaFair shit posting to a minimum.
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>>560398614
Yeah, who's flying into Seattle who needs a roadblock and escort from the Airport???
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think i just heard something about a firearm
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What the fuck is going?
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>>560398563
Code green is reserved for a reverse hostage situation.
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>>560398498
>>560398506
>>560398541
>They are stopping traffic for him XD
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>>560398614
congrats on your marriage
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>>560393930
Oh shit another one on the loose, well not gonna be the last either.
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>>560398635
Lol
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seattle is being turnt up

MARTIAL LAW DECLARED

your move OP
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Sounds like there's just a public event today, a bunch of normal chatter, and a fire.
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>>560398575
>>560398614
congrats mr and mrs roadblocks going up while taking a shit
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Can you guys spare some steams? Dota 2 keys, GTA, anything to help a nigga out.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/flufyvoice

No hate or troll. I will report you.
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>>560398575
>>560398614
congratulations!
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>>560397990
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>>560398575
>>560398614
CONGRATS!
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>>560398789
God damn if I get you something will you shut the fuck up?
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>>560398497
American's screaming about jews trying to subvert their gun laws actually turn out to be correct. Goddamnit Mossad go troll some sand people
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>>560398374
HABENING!
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>>560398715

don't know but I'm fairly certain that any actually-trained international assassin wouldn't shitpost on /b/ before committing his act.
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I'm retarded please hlep what is going on?
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>>560398575
Hey, I'm really happy for you!
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>>560398614
>>560398575
good job you guys, not in your honeymoon but afterwards you should post pics of the consummation
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>>560396514
Seriously tho, guys, seriously
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thank you OP for showing us what stupid shit happens in seattle.
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>>560398715
TODAY I WILL KILL PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA OF THE UNITED STATES
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>>560398917
op posted a pic of a gun and a wallet. other than that, absolutely nothing.
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>>560398872

No, he'll do it more.

Never give to this type.

Or most randos for that matter.
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>>560398872
Will you help me start a steam begger ted with my steam ID? You start one and I start one then I can get on my ipad and start another one and I'll have 3 thread to get maximum steams! Deal?
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>>560397990
I 've you like a brother
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>>560398593
do you have nothing better to do, bro? go play dota or some shit, you're not posting anything of value here.

inb4 hurrdurits/b/
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>>560399015
What a fucking douche...
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I HEAR A CHINK
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>>560399015
what the fuck, you shithead! you better not have gotten it inside anons bed!
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>>560399015
What a fucking douche... Noone here wants to have ANYTHING to do with you now, homewrecker!
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>>560398323
>west Seattle
TOP LEL
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>>560398992
This is lies
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LATEST BREAKING NEWS OUT OF SEATTLE!!!
>2 teens made drug brownies during break-in
http://www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Police-2-teens-made-drug-brownies-during-break-in-5665553.php
>McDonald’s CEO Thompson ‘under siege’ at home and abroad
http://www.euronews.com/business-newswires/2626590-mcdonalds-ceo-thompson-under-siege-at-home-and-abroad/
>SEATTLE MOTORCYCLE RIDER KILLED ON I-5
http://www.skyvalleychronicle.com/BREAKING-NEWS/SEATTLE-MOTORCYCLE-RIDER-KILLED-ON-I-5-1815544
>SEATTLE
>KILLED
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>560399015
god what a dick
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>>560398917
Anon in thread hour ago post big ass machine gun with timestamp, definatly not airsoft.
He says to turn on the news in 30 minutes, says itll happen is seattle. Then this OP shows up, comfirmed for two gunners. We dont know if shoot shotos habbnming yet, the other OP was comfirmed for literrally a french jew.
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>>560399036
reported
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on a detair onna i90 bridge
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>>560399084
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>>560398789
Eat shit.
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>>560399015
Seriously? Pick up after yourself faggot
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Kinda suspicious that someone of value is coming in to town as soon as this shit gets posted. How long until OP's original timeframe ends?
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>>560399281
we are an hour over
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>>560399161
OH FUG
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>>560399036
That wasn't very bright of you
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>>560399015
What the fuck man, who walks into someone's house and just leaves shit everywhere?
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>>560399161
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>>560399281
about an hour ago or someshit.
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1201 hours paid response on channel 5
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>>560399180
Seriously doubt it was a machine gun, but it wouldn't suprise me on an active shouter situation.

Fuck that anon, he's making us gun owners looks bad.
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EXPLOSIONS AT BROADWAY CHANNEL 5
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>>560396514
hahaha
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>>560399070
Eat even more shit.
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>>560399161
>/pol/
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>>560399426
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>>560399161
>>2 teens made drug brownies during break-in

i snickered
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>>560399161
>3:47PM
>August 3rd

Its only 12:03 you fucking twat
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FREE PALESTINE YOU FASCISTS
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>>560399102
>>560399114
>>560399120
He's lying. There were breadcrumbs all over the place when I got there. He's just blaming me because his house is dirty and he doesn't want people to know he's a slob. Don't believe his lies
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>>560399015
Such a dick
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>>560399342
eat shit faggot
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DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!!DISTRESS BEACON ACTIVATED!!!
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hey anon
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>>560399015
You fucking dick, I just vacuumed! "I'll pick up after myself..." suck a dick!
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>>560399204
The FBI sure has a lame website
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>>560399474
But still. Last thing we need is some faggot fucking up what little gun rights we have left.
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>>560399180
>machine gun

Kill yourself, it was a rifle.
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EBOLA HAS JUST BEEN CONFIRMED IN SEATTLE
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>>560399620
well they haven't taken enough people's life savings to build a decent website. Spending all that money making fake terror plots that they "bust"
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>>560399426
>Hurr durr i needz gunz
>muh secund amendmnt
Just shut up, you freedom hating faggot! Are you part of a militia? No? Then go fuck yourself!
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>>560399342
chillax man he's under like 40 proxies
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>>560399520
how do i know your not lying? you fucking crumber
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>>560394092
ayyyy lmao
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>>560399516

Palestine's already free. Anybody can just come along and take bits of it whenever...
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>>560399681
I cant fucking tell
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da fuck are people reporting this shit to the feds

the feds are a bunch of fascists
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>>560399737
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struck grass on her landing
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>>560399520
That's a crumby excuse.
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you know what i dont even care any more
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>>560399437
steam begs are the backbone of /b/

roll some steams
get some gets
post some tumblr dogs and tumblr mmmememe (ayyyyy lamo is my new tumblr meme)
trade nigger vernacular
dat ass
dey see me rolling (nigger culture references)
everyone has a good time. don't be a sour /b/ean
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oh no someone fell off a tree
r.i.p.
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Dumb bitch fell off a fucking tree,my sides
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FALLOUT TREE!
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LEFT HIP AND ARM PAIN GUYS SHITS GOING DOWN

severe left pain in the hip
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someone fell out of a tree
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>>560399894
severe hip pain
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>>560399015
dick.
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>>560393930
LEL bitch fell from a tree, was that you OP?
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>>560399737
You are pretty fucking stupid.

The Milita is all able bodied men between 17 and 45 years of age.
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>>560399015
u dirty jew bastard
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>>560399520
Bullshit, he's got to vacuum up you shit. Fix yourself.
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>>560399894

I wonder if she's hot
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Left hip pain>>560399894
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>>560399962
you hear that? the bitch is getting morphine!
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>>560400019
fell out of a tree of course shes hot
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>>560399920
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>>560399961
op strikes again
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Did the police scanner just say california? Have we been listening to some random police scanner in california? Holyshit we're missing it
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apparently the police use dollar store microphones.
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Guy above me in a faggot. Call him one.
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>>560400067
yeah lucky bitch! i could really go for some morph right now
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>>560400150
fuck you, belt thief
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