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Girl wants to kill herself /b/, what do?

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Girl wants to kill herself /b/, what do?
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Report it to her parents or the authorities.

Not your problem. You're not equipped to properly help.
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>>560322771
Ask her to play Jenga. Make sure you own her so it seals the deal.
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So, do I help her get out of it or encourage her to end it?
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Let her do it
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>>560323386
I'd stay. You don't wanna miss out on the tickle fight
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>A girl fed up with life. A girl put down every single fucking day. A girl who has been told to kill herself by several people she doesn't even know. A girl ready to leave.

Tell the stupid cunt to stop soliloquizing like some dramawhore.
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>>560323616
we gonna git dem tickles
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>>560323386
what kind of sick fuck would you have to be to tell another human to kill themselves?

report her to authorities. you are not a fucking psychiatrist OP. like the other dude said, you are NOT capable of properly giving her the help that she needs.
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Is going to her house an option?
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>>560323903
>You have nothing to fear if nothing means a thing

You're awful as well, but this shit probably gets her gushing.
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>>560324010
yes
>>560323973
bait of the century
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>>560324195
I know how to speak their language. I used to be a faggot teen.

Don't pretend you weren't.
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>>560324073
"I recommend taking a shower first, get your blood vessels dialated. Then take some aspirin, makes your blood thinner. Then you can cut yourself with a sharp knive; make sure to cut along the vein, not across the wrist."

DO IT OP.
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>>560324073
>You have nothing to fear if nothing means a thing
>wtf am I reading
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>>560324462
OP will deliver
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>>560324672
>>560324462
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>>560324869
cont
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>>560324672
Do you really want someone's blood on your hands OP? Will you really be able to live with yourself knowing you indirectly took a life just to amuse people you'll never meet? To amuse words on a screen? I'm not whiteknighting, and at the end of the day you'll do whatever you want. Just ask yourself if you can deal with that kind of pain.
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>>560325070
I want faggoty-anne to off herself, yes. But I wanna fuck her first.
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>>560325207
I like you, OP.
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>>560324869
Based OP delivers.
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>>560325207
10/10 OP
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>>560325207
If you can deal with it, knock yourself out. Come back when you're trying to kill herself.

Also, if you really want to get her to off herself, depressed women get attached easily. Like easier than a fat chick. Nurture that affection into an addiction, then drop her ass for a seriously retarded reason. Tell her you're in love with her best friend and she's a giant bitch.
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>>560325207
nice op

>>560325070
what kind of faggot are you, op can't even compare to you
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>>560325289
>>560325331
I like you guys, too. Cont.
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>>560325648
Best bread I've tasted in a while.
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>>560325648
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lets draw some shit
http://flockdraw.com/GiantFuckRailroad
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>>560325603
I'm just trying to look out for OP. It's pretty obvious he's young. Some 15 year old doesn't need to have that kind of guilt on his heart because you and I both know he's not going to deal with it properly.

Actually, you know what, kill the bitch OP. You'll bitch down and do what words on a screen tell you to do anyways.
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>>560325648
Holy shit, man. You're hilarious. I'd fuck you if I were a suicidal teen.

Captcha: saved rsedlli
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>>560325908
seems the bitch doesn't want to put out
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>>560325971
. . . Moralfag pls go.
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>>560325971
>reading books? what, you just gonna do what letters on paper tell you to do?
>follow the law? what, just do what words in some document do?
>dont drink copier fluid? what? just dont do whatever warning labels tell you to do?
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>>560323386
I guarantee you if you encouraged to her suicide you wouldn't be able to live with the guilt
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>>560326152
>Bitching down.

>>560326068
Nah I wanna see this sinking ship get swallowed by the waves.
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>>560325908
holy shit op i love you

is she hot?
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>>560326257
Hey, another logical, non-edgy 14 year old faglord.
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>>560325971
It'll be interesting to see what'll happen

Like going over to see the outcome of a car crash
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>>560325070
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I haven't seen it this good in a while. Keep going. Maybe you'll save her.
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>>560325908
And then
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>>560326257
>>560326390

>I cri everytim.
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>>560326257
Fuck off, baitmaster.
>>560326261
And fuck you, moral peasant. I swear to fuck, it's like this entire goddamn board now'a days just wants to bend me over and FUCK me with their moral cocks. Well, for all I give a fuck, you whtieknight goblin humpers can stroke your sanctimonious hogs until they squeal up a shitstorm capable of matching your immense faggotry.

I swear to god, I'm so done. So fucking done. Fuck all of you.
>>560326363
eh, I'll show her in a sec.
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>>560326390
Who the fuck says faglord? Are you sure you're not 14 yourself, faggot?
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>>560322771
Encourage it.
More air for the rest of us.
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>>560326698
You're just mad OP because you know its true. Deep down you know you'll regret this later. You'll think about it in your sleep. It'll wake you up at knight.
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>>560326698
I wanna get n00ds first.
>>560327047
>knight

Clever, clever boy.
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>>560326481
Yeah, but I'd feel bad for OP. I know people that have gotten other people to commit suicide, it's not a pretty sight man. Nobody needs that kind of trauma, not even on this website.

>>560326698
So then kill the bitch faggot. You deal with the pain, doesn't bother me. Your stupid ass is just words on a screen.

Points for creativity though. Maybe you're not a complete waste of life, just mostly.

>>560326813
I say faglord, faglord. Shove it up your ass bitch.
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>>560327086
You're handling this well but I'm a little sad at the fact you don't care about her life at all
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>>560327086
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>>560327217
You're a lonely child.
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>>560327364
Fuck her life and yours, cumslug.
>>560327217
Killing bitches is for bitches who can't get bitches into killing bitches.
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>>560326698

>fuck fuck fuck cocks fuck shit faggot

Look guys, I'm fitting in!
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>>560327413
>OP is awesome
>pic related, it's OP
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USE THE LINE FROM RUSH HOUR 3!
"you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in my life. And I'd like to strip you down and butter you like a slice of wonderbread, and shave your armpits, and pour honey all over your naked body. And for the next two weeks pretend I was a..hungry bear"
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>>560325908
you're my hero. I haven't been on /b/ in 3 years now, and coming back to this warms my heart. Most of this place has gone to utter shit, but you being here makes it all OK.
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>>560327672
dam op
you were doing great, but thats cringe worthy right there
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>this thread
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>>560327672
Shit son, you are a tryhard faggot
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>>560322854
>Report it to her parents or the authorities.
why? like you said, is not OP's fucking business. You're such a faggot.
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>>560327623
You're words on a screen.

>>560327672
Then kill her bitch. Stop trying to get laid, ruin her life and drive her into a grave you no-balled bitch.
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>>560327806
Jelly your /b/aww thread didn't take off tonight, cockmonger?
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>>560327672
dont you think if she an heroes the po po will look through her facebook message histories and find this conversation ohpee. They'll call a crusade for you, if you know what I mean.
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>>560328134
He's not old enough for his parents to let him watch crime shows, so he doesn't know that.
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>>560328081
also post pics of her or she isn't real
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>>560327923
OP shall deliver
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>rolling for shrek id

also post pics of her
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>>560328081

Uh oh, you got me.
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Tell her nobody cares.
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>>560328081
OP everything was going good what happend
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>>560328356
you're such a humongous faggot op you should be the one asking for help in killing yourself
>>560328239
topkek
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>>560328356
>I'm such a silly billy

I bet she wants to kill herself now, fucking beta. You gonna kill her or just fuck around like the pussy your father is?
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>>560328364
>>560328283
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>>560328551
Someone's upset
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>>560328598
I might have saved a life, /b/

UNACCEPTABLE.
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>>560328730
its past your bedtime OP pls go
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>>560328730
I guess trying to fuck her and making her kill herself was just too much.
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>>560328730
Is her name Jess by any chance?
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>>560328730
I told you that you wouldn't do it pussy. She doesn't even want to fuck you. This was a giant waste of time.

Have fun getting your ass beat by her boyfriend though. Post pics of the damage poppet xoxo

>Pic related, what she actually looks like
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>>560328730
>>560328854
Don't listen to him OP, run free and do what you want, you beautiful faggot
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>>560328854
6 decides what I say next
>>560328945
no
>>560328938
You're learning.
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>>560329163
print out her profile picture and jizz on it. send. faggot.
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>>560328994
>Being this rustled.
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>>560329163
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERCEI 8!!!!

>rollin'
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>>560329163
op
this is sad man, stop

i know your'e doing it on purpose but stop being such a fag
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>>560328730

>Tell me, you mongoloid.

Well, I guess that's it then..
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>>560329163
Because I don't like to share my toys
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>>560329308
Printer's not hooked up, too high to care enough to hook it up.

C'mon /b/, 6 decides
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>>560329308
rerollingnoshame
also you should stop now you're kind of a huge faggot
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FLAPJACKS!
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>>560329163
Look I need to say a few things, firstly I don't think I ever really processed 9/11 properly. Next I love you and I'm not kidding around anymore. I use humor as a defense mechanism sometimes, this might come back to 9/11, but enough about that. Can you send me a picture of your tits? That's all I've really been after this entire time. Also have you ever had anal sex? How was it?
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Look, I love you
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>>560329473
I'm fucking trying

new try:

How about I take a peek at them titties?
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>>560329512
Rolling for
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>>560329512
>tfw this wasn't 6

goddamn it
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Act like you know what you're talking about
"So you can sit here deciding (or contemplating why you should decide) while you become side tracked from the what brought us here in the first place. Don't seem so distraught. Just follow your heart."
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>>560329512
Reroll
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>>560329473
kill yourself
im leaving this thread
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>>560329606
lol oh shit, delivering

>>560329650
bye faggotron, don't hit your ass on the way out
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>>560329163
hahahahahaha you failed so fucking hard OP, this is hilarious. You failed to get laid and failed to get her to kill herself. Have fun in the friendzone bitch niggggaaaaaaaa
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>>560329814
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>>560329606
Som'bitch, OP.
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>>560329814
>Being this mad.

Stahp.
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>>560329910
just deliver so I can laugh at your stupid ass.
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>>560322771
if she's hot or at least not ugly then stop her
get close to her
make her feel like you're the only one
own her
sex her
she is yours
>/thread
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>>560330136
OP is taking a smoke break because of this faggot, brb
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a message to OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
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>>560329814
>trying this hard
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>>560330257
I knew you were a retard. Did mommy or daddy buy those cigarettes?
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>>560329606
DAYYYYUUMMMMMM
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>>560328598
>>560330178
holy fuck nail that chick
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>>560330394
Holy shit anon.
Your retard is showing.
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>>560330359
Don't matter to me, I got an old lady.
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>>560329473
look like skrillex little sister
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>>560330486
Wait, tell me in 10 minutes and I'll tell you if I give a fuck about your opinion, retard.
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>>560330515
And that matters how? Doesn't make you any less of a retard.
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>>560330515
>old lady
>trying to act like he isn't 16
>mfw
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8 decides what we say next
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Send "Rip in peace" to her
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>>560330682
Neither does your opinion. Are you figuring it out yet or do I need to break it down for you even more to keep up with your syndrome?

>>560330816
Where's your nudes bitch?
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>>560330963
That is you, right? Because that is a man
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>>560330870
Hahahahahaha shot the fuck down.
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>>560330870
im fapping so hard over you
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>>560330870
For those who are about to die. I SALUTE YOU!
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>>560331104
What's your girl look like then faggot?
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>>560322771
Fuck her senseless.
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>>560330870
So are you going to be my sex slave before you kill yourself or am I wasting my time talking to you?
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>>560329568
reroll
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>>560322771
Op, I'm curious about how she responded to the fact that she couldn't read the word "affection" properly, probably cause she was skimming over it too quickly?
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>>560330870
Look. I'll compromise. You don't have to go out with me, but at least show me your tits?
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>>560331191
reroll !
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>>560331207
Put your dog on a leash kid
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>>560331207
seriously man just get the fuck out of here. no one needs to hear you brag about your girlfriend and just be an overall douche. your girl isnt even that great
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>>560330963
Nobody cares about your fat pig
.
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>>560331207
obligatory

Waiting on that 8.
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>>560331207
I don't have one. Monogamy is for faggots with no game.
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>>560330870
but really doe... you should try to get your mind off things. by sending tits
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>>560331437
>>560331418
>>560331496
>>560331529
>>560331516

u jelly cuz i get laid and you faggots sit here with OP while he gets shot down by a 14 year old?
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>>560322771
this is nothing more than a cry for help.
whoever REALLY wants to commit suicide fuckin does it without posting shit on the internet.
this is just "meh, i feel lonely, i need attention"
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>>560322771
who cares, lol, just let she do that
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>>560331607
this has to be bait

please tell me this is bait
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>>560331607
ugly as fuck
and wreckt
>>560331516
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>>560331607
You're really butthurt enough to sit here and keep trying? You must be having doubts about Slagathor there.
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>>560322771
>what do?
make sure she doesn't puss out
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>>560331607
I don't know about the rest of these fucks but you're the only one insecure enough to have to post pictures of your fat pig to a bunch of anons to feel better about yourself.
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>>560331791
But he wanted the puss out first.
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>>560331607
ive been laid lots of times
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>>560331607
Do your stomachs rub together when you're having sex? Does she shove your fedora up her ass? Salty ass troll. Goddamn your girlfriend makes me want to puke. Marilyn Monroe looking ass bitch
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If I don't get an 8 soon I swear to god
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>>560331704
nope, it's you being a faggot.

>>560331767
So where's your bitch then? Oh wait, you probably never left mommys house to find a real woman.

>>560331785
I have nothing better to do, and since you faggots are sitting here watching OP get shot down repeatedly by a child, I figure you don't either.

>>560331823
Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. Have fun watching OP get shot down by a mentally unstable attention whore child.
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>>56033160
Your girl is legit a 2/10 stfu faggot u took the piece no one wanted
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>>560331984
nigga just pick the best post
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>>560331607
please stop posting pictures of that
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>>560332147
xoxo poppet
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>>56033160
Your girl is legit a 2/10 stfu faggot u took the piece no one wanted. Last reply btw cause fuck captia
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>>560331947
Prove it then bitch.

>>560331976
Yeah, sucks your girl doesn't exist. At least I have someone to cuddle with, someone to spend time and love and dream with. Someone to have a life with.

What do you do nigger?
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>>560323386
get her to do it faggot
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>>560332048
of course dis nigga would get 8
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>>560332135
this
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>>560332048
>real woman

>>560332048
>>>560331785
>I have nothing better to do, and since you faggots are sitting here watching OP get shot down repeatedly by a child, I figure you don't either.
>>>560331823
>Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. Have fun watching OP get shot down by a mentally unstable attention whore child.

You're in this thread too, can you just go fuck your fucking imbred sister because nobody wants you here. We know you're insecure and you know she's a disgusting pig there's no reason to let that out on all of us because you look like you were beaten to near death with the ugly stick.
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>>560332417
Suck it faggot.

>>560332482
>guiz i kan grentxt lel i so kewl rigt? XXxXD
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>>560332230
SHE HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET! Everyone get the fuck out!
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Okay listen up, I know I've been screwing around, but that's because I really don't want you to kill yourself because I like you.. A lot.. If only you were a man, because I am in fact a huge faggot.
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Hey uh guys. I've TOTALLY been laid at one point.
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>>560331418
8 get, nobody cares
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>>560323386

Help her. She's most likely probably just being an emotional bitch, nothing more. My girl has talked the same way a few times and even swallowed whole bottles of advil n shit.

But trust me, last thing you want is to do is encourage her (or really do anything besides tell her not to), then for her not to do it. Why? She will never forgive you for not trying to save her. etc. etc., and she WILL go there if she doesn't kill herself.
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I'm getting close, OP
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>>560332749
oh shit we're in
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>>560332549
>Trying this hard.
Le sad
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>>560332749
Dude.

Dude what the fuck are you doing?

Seriously.
>>
>>560332749
You make me comfortable? Jesus Christ, OP. What was in that cigarette you smoked? Nothing makes you that fucking stupid.
>>
>>560332851
now say

"gtfo oh my god you are annoying" and then log off
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>>560332230
where did you haul this pig op
maybe youre an even bigger one
>>
>>560332894
It's an old trick of mine. I get them to send me shit that nobody thinks matters. Stomach, knees, elbows, face, whatever - they get comfy. They get willing to show... you know. More.
>>
>>560332965
rawl
>>
>>560332595
Try again, she's 19.

>>560332884
>yay grentxt guiz
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>>560332965
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>>560332939
I know this girl, as you see she responded quite well to it. Roll a damn 6 if you want something better.
>>
>>560333021
OP, you're a smart faggot who knows what's up.
>>
>>560333021
OP confirmed for non faggot alpha.
Thanks OP, you made my day and it's not even 2AM
>>
>>560333021
It's not going to work. She's not into you that way man. I've been telling you that ever since I started trolling the retards in this thread.

Although, it is rather entertaining watching you try so hard and watching these other idiots trying to insult me and some random chick from imagefap.
>>
>>560332851
"That's cause I'm just so comfortable around you that we can just fuck around like that aha :)"
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>>560333021
I never replied, so she typed more. Said that. She wants me. Oooh shit. Let's get us some pics, /b/. 6~!
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>>560333047
I've shat out turds bigger than you. I want to vomit in your mouth.
>>
>>560333025
rerawl
>>
Jk. Im gay.
>>
>>560333232
>this much damage control

OP is not and never will be your friend, phaggot
>>
>>560333164
ask her, "have you ever had a sharpie in your anus? ive heard its soothing."
>>
I'm not playing the "blah blah" game here, I expect full replies! I'm over heer being hilarious and shit and I get blah blah? fuck that! Words woman. Go!
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>>560332851
AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>560333256
Maybe I could get a preview?

>>560333232
You've never heard of manipulation, have you?
>>
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>>560333256
>>
>>560333269
reroll
>>
>>560333403
this again. 6 get
>>
>>560333378
Reroll
>>
>>560333526
winrar
>>
>>560333269
Keep trying faggot. You might catch on that you're just wasting your time.

>>560333396
I'm almost completely sure I've done nothing but insult him this entire time. Why would I want a retard as my friend?

>>560333449
lmao

>>560333526
I've never heard of a faggot as big as you guys.
>>
>>560333232
>trolling
>just a retard

There's actually a difference, Pk.
>>
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>>560333526
Replied briefly to keep her interested, hope we get a winner
>>
>>560333396
>gtfo oh my god you are annoying

rolling for 6~~~~~
gtfo oh my god you are annoying
>>
>>560333269
double reroll
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>>560333650
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>>560333526
K, what we sayin guy? Let's get us some pics

>>560333742
You are hereby banished to faggoty-ann-lann for all eternity
>>
Ayyy bb u wan sum fuk?
>>
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fuck, this is all I got so far.
>>
Ahahahahahahahaha that's not even your girl you fucking faggot ahahahahahaha "where's your girl bro" aha pussies like you crack me up
>>
>>560333827
bed nao
>>
>>560333526
Win
>>
>>560333830
You ask for a preview like I said. If you play it right you're obviously fucking next time you meet.
>>
>>560333890
ENHANCE!
>>
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>>560333929
Fuck you guys. You're all so mean, and I just wanted to be friends.
>>
>>560333890
Shianne Renae Dexter
>>
>>560333867
Re roll
>>
>>560333396
why are you so cringeworthy and soft talking to this chick, i have goosebumps reading half the shit she has read aswell, who the fuuck calls themselves a bear????
Tell her to vut the bullshit and let you eat her out
>>
>>560334032
bye faggot
>>
>>560333890
Shianne Renae something.

Looking for her right now. Will post results.
>>
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What DO we mean?
>>
>>560333830
rolling: POTATOS POTATOS POTATOS
>>
>>560328679
>6nipz
>>
>>560333910
Was replying to this faggot>>560333827
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>>560334032
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>>560329473

you know i bet someone could use the image name and shit to find this chick, doesnt that still work?
>>
>>560334297
did you fuck her yet or what
>>
>>560334297
>your chocolate starfish
>>
>>560334297
sharpie in pooper. word it however you like op, but i want a sharpie in her pooper
>>
>>560334297
the goods what the fuck do you think
>>
>>560334297
Show me your excitement about how awesome we are together. Or how much you wanna hang. Or a picture of your left ear, cause ya know, that's the best body part
>>
>>560334390
nothing comes up facebook doesnt share pictures like that
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>>560334147
GUESS AGAIN BITCH
>>
>>560334513
winrar because I lol'd
>>
>>560334297
Show me how excited you are.
>>
>>560334513
This
>>
>>560333256
If 6 tell her this:
Be not overly wicked, neither be a fool. Why should you die before your time?
>>
Ask for a selfie, women love being asked for selfies
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>>560334575
welcome back faggot, enjoy your stay
>>
>>560334297
Bra and panties
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Stop oppressing her! It'her body and she can do what she wants with it!!!

#pro-choice #yougogirl #bait #cisscum #feminism #ectectect
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>>560334297
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>>560333890
Middle names Ranae by the looks of it. Shiame or something for a first name. Vasie for the last, I think.
>>
>>560334647
reroll
>>
>>560334668
im betting on her having a nasty body not like the fat type but the weird skinny type
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>>560334665
Thank you cockmonger, I was just about to grab a beer. Want one?
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>>560334575
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>>560333890
Looks like Shianne Renee Dosier.
>>
>>560323386
What kind of retard encourages a person to kill themselves in a fb convo? If you somehow got caught your life would be fucking over OP
>>
>>560334749
rereroll
>>
>>560334748
Are you fucking autistic?
>>
>>560334070
More like Dosier or something. there's an "i" in the last name.
>>
>>560334808
sure asshat, thanks.
>>
>>560334748
Shianne Renae D....

haven't figured out anything past that. Nothing comes up for reverse image search.
>>
>>560334881
*dyslexic
>>
>>560334647
Reroll
>>
>>560334839
What kind of a faggot cares about OP?
>>
OP is killl

www.facebook.com
/shianne.dozier.3
>>
>>560334865
rerereroll
>>
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>>560334881
Success.
>>
>>560334919
Budweiser good for your cockhole or do you want something fruitier?
>>
>>560322771
Ask for pics
>>
>>560334986
i take back about the body think id hit that move in op hit that bruh
>>
Don't sabotage this man's conquest
>>
>>560335017
rererereroll
>>
>>560334986
Well this thread just went full retard
>>
>>560334808
Your 12 you little bitch enjoy your root beer kid
>>
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>>560334575
>>
>>560334820
shianne ranae dozier.

Found.
>>
>>560334986
what the fuck, that girl lives in the same town as me.
>>
>>560335178
rererererereroll
>>
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>>560334986
Fucking glorious.

Also; her profile is leaden with the angsty teenage bullshit `deep' quotes.

This gun be good.
>>
>>560325207
best reply I've seen in a while.

Screenshotting this shit.
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Kill lel Kill herself /b/ros
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>>560335287
wat

who are you
>>
>>560335304
rererererererererererererereroll
>>
>>560335120
Bud is fine douche canoe
>>
>>560335287
what town is that? I don't have a fb so I can't see.
>>
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>>560334986
>www.facebook.com
>/shianne.dozier.3
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
oh nevermind id fuck her but shes the annoying anime act cute/stupid type id never talk to
>>
>>560333890
>>560334070
>>560334202>>560334748
>>560334820
>>560334886
>>560334941
>>560334986
>>560335029

And this is why you always, ALWAYS properly censor names. No brush, no fucking rectangles, no insufficient blur. Make sure you never leave any pixels peeking out.
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Found her guys!

/shianne.dozier.3

Thank me later
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found op guis
>>
What monstrosity have I unleashed?

I only wanted a fun night with /b/ros ;-;
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>>560335460
I'll get it for you after I send these screenshots to Shianne.

Karma's a bitch OP. Remember that before you call people faggots over the internet.
>>
Find OP and send him pizza
>>
>>560335537
lol just hope nobodys and asshole and messages her
>>
>>560335537
implying this wasn't a cleverly constructed army attempt.

also post pics of winrar faggot
>>
>>560335537
Fun? Is that what you think /b/ does? Your only hope at retribution is to track down Pk's girl and show her the nudes.
>>
>>560335537
That's what you get for calling me a faggot, bitch. You wanted to take a life, so we'll ruin yours. There's no loyalty on this website.
>>
>>560335592
If someone whiteknights shes probably gonna killself
>>
>>560335537
now she really will kill herself, because of you
>>
>>560335592
No problem, I can wait
>>
>>560335537
>>560335523

Take my advice next time. Let this be a lesson. If I hadn't done that shit in gimp, somebody else would have.
>>
>>560333890
OP Dun fucked up, son
>>
Aha dumbass nigga
>Lrn to cnsor
>>
My boyfriend John and I have been dating for almost 2 months now. It'll officially be 2 months this Sunday.
John is the reason I'm still here. He has helped me through my stress, my depression, and my addictions.
He is my everything. He makes me laugh. He makes me smile. He is always there for me. I love John more than anything.
I can tell him anything and not worry about being judged. He understands the complicated relationship between my mother and I.
He is anything a girl could ask for in a guy. And he's mine, so fuck off. XD
>>
>>560335592
>Karma's a bitch OP. Remember that before you call people faggots over the internet.
You are bottom line, the BIGGEST FAGGOT I have ever encountered on 4chan ever.
>>
>>560335537
Make a new thread OP. Might as well show us the fallout.
>>
>>560335537
Suck my cock bitch.

This goes the other way around too you fucking faggot. Don't think you are an exception you cum gurgler.
>>
shes probably pissed at you now OP. I had a fun little convo with her.
>>
Oh dear, you're in some deep shit. Say you were hacked or something. Legit. Lie your way out of this one, OP.
>>
>>560335689
Already have, multiple times.

>>560335742
OP Was gonna do it anyway. Fuck it.

>>560335761
Cool shit. This is epic.
>>
>>560335738
>we

Who the fuck is "we"? You're on /b/, you ARE a faggot.
>>
>>560335798
go away
>>
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>>560335592
Whitest of the knights
and the faggotest of the fags
>>
>>560335798
This is either bait or truth.

Hilarious either way.
>>
>>560335528
late
>>
>>560335537
rolling for six

say

"Be not overly wicked, neither be a fool. Why should you die before your time?"
>>
>>560335738
Ooooo I like you now op good boy
>>
>>560335862
nobody believes the "i was hacked" shit anymore

it's up there with "the dog ate my homework"
>>
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>>560335537
>this
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>>560335943
its a note thing on her facebook
>>
>>
shame on you OP you wanted nudes from an underage girl
>>
>>560335919
>>560335887
Not my life getting ruined. Ask me if I give a shit.
>>
just sent her a link to the thread. you dun goofed op
>>
>>560335956
op pls deliver
>>
OP you are a piece of shit. Im glad you will be going to jail if she kills herself lmao. The family WILL look at her fb and be nosey enough to read her last convos. Then Op will be charged with encouraging suicide (cant remember the legal name)
>>
>>560336070
/SkylerHolzgrafe
>>
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>>560335864
>>
>>560335919
Are you fucking retarded you stupid nigger?
Somethings coming of this thread, and that's OP getting fucked in the anus.

>>560335864
Please send screenshots of her replies dude
>>
>>560335949
Yeah I'm fucking late...

But I found op guys!

>faceboook.com/SkylerHolzgrafe?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
>>
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>>560336059
Just got even more perfect.

Thinly veiled personal army request or not, excellent.
>>
Well this fell apart pretty well.
>>
>>560336214
Waiting on them now.
>>
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Best fucking thread on /b/ right now, Not because OP delivered, Not because of faggot white knights, but because of the sheer Shymalanian twists going on IN REAL TIME. This is like watching the fucking Titanic sinking.
>>
>>560335956
winrar
>>
>>560336070
>>560336201
OP... Your face is terrible.
>>
guys i found her

not posting it tho lmao

op dont be an ass to this girl b nice
>>
holy shit op is ugly af
>>
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>pewdiepie bro
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Hi OP
>>
>>560336358
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>
>>560336371
op looks like an 8 year old
>>
is it sad that I'm empathetic with OP? because this is fucked; in the end, he was trying to cheer her up.
>>
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>>560336358
Fucking dying
>>
>>
>>560336302
Great. Send her a link to this thread if needed aswell.
>>
lol op changed his facebook settings so we cant see his stuff
>>
Well, despite all arguments, this thread went pretty fucking well. Good job.
>>
>>560336365
o i didnt c other guy found her first
>>
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>>560336090
D....Do you give a S..Shit?
>>
>>560336358
>That background

Supreme fedora angsty teen edgelord atheist detected.

OP deserves whatever is coming to him.
>>
>>560336516
Already did.
>>
Please OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>
>>560336358
no way

he was begging for sex all this time? wtf
>>
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This is fucking gold. Someone send her a damn link.
>>
>>560335592
Ahhhaha

Op confirmed for stupid faggot beta
>>
>>560336302
now that you have time mind grabbing that beer?
>>
ive already given her a link. LOL
>>
God is Dead??

You are so enlightened OP
>>
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>>560336358
I. don.t. even.
>>
inb4 op is underage b&
>>
Someone paid the $1 to have the message sent straight to her inbox? lel
>>
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inb4 this is posted on /r/4chan
>>
>>560336567
Indeed. I was an angsty teen once as well but god damn. Thats just over the top. Speaks their language he sure fucking does.
>>
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>>560336358
Is he fucking Toby Jones from the past?
>>
>>560336496
>that's what I've been told

HOLY SHIT

EAT SHIT OP YOU ARE PROBABLY SO FUCKING TIGHT RIGHT KNOW

>inb4 OP is the one to kill himself
>>
>>560336548
Just one.. a-anon-kun.
>>
>>560335798
John secretly is dying of cancer, only has a couple weeks left.
>>
>>560336764
op really was fucking ugly as shit
>>
someone archive this shit before its 404'd
>>
Archived this. Its not dead once the thread 404s now OP
http://4archive.org/b/thread/560322771
>>
Aww. This got great fast - sucks we can't see OP's reaction. It was just some cringy preteen convo and now it's epic.
>>
OP has hundreds of FB accounts
>>
>>560336371
saved
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>>560336371
YASSS BITCH YAASSSSSS
Betchu wish you never came here.
>>
>>560336727
Oh yeah man, my bad. Here, I opened it for you and everything.

>>560336764
Faggot changed privacy settings.
>>
>>560336856
its pretty clear op is gone now
>>
>>560336371
LOL!

I fucking knew it! No wonder hes so desperate to take advantage of a suicidal girl.

"GOD IS DEAD" You're edgy aswell.

You wanted attention OP, and you got it.


Someone deliver pizzas to his house pls
>>
it's not all the OP's fault. When your parents name their male child "skyler" theres no chance whatsoever that he won't grow up to be a tremendous faggot
>>
Pretty sure he disabled his acc, I don't believe there's a privacy setting to show your acc as completely gone when it is not.
>>
anyone want to start a new thread and link it? I want to see the girls responses
>>
>>560337020
Skyler please
>>
/skyler.holzgrafe.79?fref=ts found his old facebook see if you can find family
>>
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>mfw op is edgier than the girl
>>
>>560337042
this
>>
>>560337027
After all we've been through. You've helped turn this thread into gold
>>
Holy shit the ammount of assholes on this thread.
He was just trying to get a girl to kill herself...
No need to be butthurt /b/
>>
toasting in epic bread
>>
>>560337230
Someone make a new thread and link it
>>
>>560337230
shit's gettin real
>>
At least we all know why Shianne doesn't want to fuck OP.
>>
>>560337289
I was just trying to look out for OP, got pissed and trolled to kill time while I waited for my dealer to get here. Now I'm stoned and laughing my ass off.

Even mortal enemies can align when confronted with a common goal, like the lulz.
>>
http://www.mylife.com/skylerholzgrafe
>>
>>560337190
Exactly what I fucking thought. Awful parents
>>
Fucking dying right now ahahaha fuck man this shit is classic
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