Hey /b/, I'm really fucking sick, I'm coughing up blood and my belly's fucking purple.
Called 9/11 and they can't get to me because of a fucking traffic jam so here I am on my laptop in bed probably going to die. Fuck.
My webcam's with my desktop and that's on the other side of the apartment, I feel like shit and can't be bothered.
Stomach feels really fucking warm.
I had McDonalds a few days ago and it's full of filthy niggers handling the food.
I'm posting on /b/ while they try to get to me through the traffic.
I live in a tiny narrow neighborhood, no way a fucking heli is going to get in here and land safely.
Keep hydrated bro, drink a gallon of water or somthing, then piss out, crank up the heat.
Drink something to mutrilise the stomach acid, you might have an internal ulcer, drink a bit of mouth wash to nutirilise your stomach acid bro.
What some bro said, if your atomach is purple its internal bleeding, youre going to have to either get your ass to a hospital ASAP or enjoy dying of a blood infection, which is slow and criplingly painfull.
Lol Fort Mac.
You're dead man. That traffic sucks.
Also you should probably get help asap, there's nothing a paramedic can do for you until you get into hospital. Stomachs are a bitch to work around.
Describe the colour of your blood right now, like how dark and is anything coming up with it?
Yeah whatever man, I'm tryin to stay awake
Fort Mac, not Toronto. I'm fucke.d
It's dark red or some siht like that.
Road where I am is too narrow for a heli to lan.d
If you aren't going to call 911 again then you should start writing down stuff you did that may have caused it. A last will, because with what it sounds like, they may come too late.
OP, do you have any of these symtoms?
Joint and muscle aches
Over time, symptoms become increasingly severe and may include:
Nausea and vomiting
Diarrhea (may be bloody)
Chest pain and cough
Severe weight loss
Bleeding, usually from the eyes, and bruising (people near death may bleed from other orifices, such as ears, nose and rectum)
Ebola might have taken you..
This morning I first started feeling like shut, but I think I caught it from niggers a tmcdonalds a few days ago.
If they find me I'll prolly be dead or unconscious with thi s page open on my lap.
fuck off americunt
I shit blood earlier today before my stomache turnde purple.
Fever, weakness, joint and mucle ache, diarrhea, chest pain, stomach pain, and brusing, probably internal bleeding cause i'm coffin shit up
Fuck guys I really don't feel good, brb going to call emergency again
I have no paper near me, I'm goin gto open up notepad and write stuff there with a link
Fort Mcmurray's a shithole, might as well be mini-detroit
I'm writing my will shit on notepad, will be back in five minuites tops to assure you guys i'm not kill
fucking hell someone's kocking on my doro. fuck i think it's the ambulnace and i'm hella tired
thanks for keepin g me occupied so i don't fal l asleep and die, //b
and for the fucker saying i'll make news, i'll survive ebola and will come back on here and tell you guys i surv ived, ok?
>not a shithole
its basically just a giant camp for cokehead rig workers, most of these assholes are working 12 hour days 14 on and then spend all their cash on big trucks, hookers and blow
wouldnt call it a shithole necessarily just not a nice place to call home
Shrek will heal thy wounds, sweet child
shrek then grabbe d me in his hands and turned me over onto my belly
he took out his mighty orge cock and forced it into my anus so hard that his cock jusices mixed with my ebola.
"shrek u are kill now" i say
"I don't care, anon, as long as I am with you"
he kissed me so hard on the lips, drinkin my infected saliva and digging his tongue into the depths of my throat.
we spent the last 5 minutes fucking
shrek is love, shrek is life
Here's why you're sick, faggot. I'll give every reason.
>You are on /b/
>You're a faggot OP.
>You are a cancerous Canadian faggot.
>You tried to suck your own dick.
>You've got Super-AIDS Cancer
Jokes on you op, you still live in canada
after five minutes of fucking shrok pulled out next to me, and lied down
"we'll wait for the ambulents together", shrek said
"but shork you're infected now" said i
"i know" he mutterd
tears rolled down his eyes and i comforted shrek, "There there buddy, orgys are like onions"
he looked up at me and smilled, "let's be together forver"
he kissed me again and carressed my mantits.
i moaned, as i was shreksually molested by my ogrelord. shrek will be the one. i know it. He borke my shoulders and squeezed me together to make my mantits fukkable, and put his ogre cock between my mantits, and tittiefucked me.
"shrok your weight is hurting my stomech", I screamed, my stomache still bleeding as I started to bleed from my orifices
"i know" grinned a mischeavois shrok as he sucked my bleeding penis
I cried, but cried ebola blood instead of tears. "shrek i thot you were better than this"
he looked at me and smilled, "ogres are like onions"
I tryd letting out a scrim, but my throat fillet with blood and shrek started to brutally fuck my anus, I screamed in terror, but it came otu as a gurgle. "shork stop gurrgle"
I died, and Shrek continued fucking my corpse until the ambulance man came in and saw shrek fucking my inanimat body.
"go fuck yourself faggot" shrek said to ambulance man
ambulance man pulled out his weiner and began to fuk himself in the ass
they moved into the cuntry side and had children, who were immune 2 death
the children grew uup to be almighty zamber slayers who faut for mankind
there were 7 kids, all with super ogre-human powers, one who controlled fire, one who controlled wind, one who controlled water, one who controlled earth, and one who controlled all elements, the othre 2 children were plain, the fifth one was THE AVATAR.
I've been to Vancouver and the traffic there was literally the worst I've ever seen. Not that I've been to shitload of places, but literally every time I went outside, there was an accident. Literally. No joke. I could hear cars slamming into someone. I was there for a week and a half, and I heard at least 2 accidents a day, and I'm not even exaggerating.
Shit's so bad, and I don't know if this is just BC, but new drivers have to put stickers on their cars just to let people know they're new and have a higher risk of accidents.