How does it feel when you have a girlfriend?

>>560177771

Only after having a girlfriend can you truly realise how wrong about everything all the time you were.

Good luck finding someone that can answer that on this site.

FEELS GOOD MAN

having a gf is where all the feels are at

>>560177771
depends on the girlfriend can be great if the girl isn't a subhuman but it can be worse than being single. if she's a cheating manipulative lie-ing whore and your beta enough to let her mentally abuse you and fuck around
>>560178107
>neckbeard detected

>>560177771

Great. This is until you move to a strange city with her, she starts gaining weight, turns into a clingy shrew, and you can't get her to shut the fuck up for one goddamn fucking moment.

Kind if a drag, honestly. But don't get me wrong, it has a lot of perks.

>>560177771
overrated

Having a girlfriend is awesome.

Don't get married until you're 40 or older. TRUST ME.

>>560177771
It's a fucking nightmare
>no free time
>no money
>no opinion
>no friends

Honestly you don't even realise the perks til shes gone

Sickening and worrisome

>>560177771

nice, but it costs a lot of fucking money.

decisions:

loner= money in your pockets.

gf = less money in your pockets.

its a trade off really.

>>560177771
jealousy and guilt
/thread

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>>560178230
>>560178230
Truer words were never spoken

Pretty great. Girlfriend of 6 years now. Living together for 2.

Shit's cash. Sex is great. Gaming is great. She makes food for me. Just need to make her lazy ass hit the gym and burn off the baby weight at this point.

Otherwise, 10/10 would move in again

Honestly having a friends with benefits is better.

>don't need to buy her shit
>cuddles when watching movies
>talks to you as frequently as normal friends
>no obligations
>all dat poosay

It's harder to have regular sex with most FWB, but hey it's still something.

>>560178919
>dat poosay
Hello underage.

>>560177771
depends on if you knew each other. If you were both friends it would help the relationship. General answer, it has it's pros and cons.

Having someone you connect with is pretty awesome. And having sex with someone you love is far superior to any other sex.

I may sound like a faggot but its ture

I wouldn't know.

Love it's shit. My hand it's free and I don't have to deal with stupid shit to fuck it.

>>560178919
do you ever just want to make your woman feel good though? Just doing something for someone else?

>>560177771
Pros:
>regular sex
>no boredom
>you don't have to pander to other girls anymore
>you don't need to take care about you as much

Cons:
>no more freedom
>can't fuck other girls
>less money for yourself
>have to spend time with gf family
>have to listen to marriage/child plans
>have to watch autistic movies
>less time for yourself/bros

>>560178187
nah, they're annoying and you have to deal with their fucking emotions

>>560177771
Entirely depends on what your life is currently like. Are you boring? Do you hate being alone? Do you spend most of your day not enjoying yourself? Getting a gf will probably be a step up for you.

Conversely, are you outgoing? Do you easily get attention when you want it? Do you spend your day having fun and generally enjoying yourself? A gf will probably be a major drag.

The thing about girlfriends is finding one that isn't going to rape you for your time and resources is difficult. It's just biology - if you're not with them, you might be with someone else. If you're with someone else, you might be humping them or giving them your stuff, and they can't have that because caveman instinct and shit.

It progressively gets worse (in most cases, not all) as time goes on. You get married and she stops being the fun gf you had laughs and good times with, and switches roles to being "wife". "Wife" generally tries to run the household and puts you to work. Some of the work will be bullshit and "wife" will get angry that you question her logic.

Then eventually you have kids, biology kicks in again, and "wife" transforms to "mom." Prepare to be treated like a child again. "Mom" has trouble identifying who the adults are in the household and elects to treat everyone as children instead. She will talk down to you, give you instructions like you're mentally handicapped, try to prevent you from doing anything remotely dangerous, try to manage your time for you, etc. Also, unless she's a pedophile, she won't have sex with you anymore either. At that point, you have two options: divorce, or you can try to tough it out and hope that as the kids grow older, she returns to her senses and goes back to being "wife". She can never return to the role of "gf".

>>560179260
This

I think most the people in here complaining have been with someone they weren't compatible with. Try dating a really cool woman with a real cool family who's willing to keep a job and start a family with you, then see how great it can be.

>>560177771
A few moths of good sex, laughter, butterflies and smiles.

Then...
>Why didn't you call me when you left your house and when you arrived at work and during lunch time and when you left?
>Who's that bitch?
>You are not the same guy
>Come to my cousin's sister's granma's brother wedding
>Are you gonna wear that?
etc

>>560179937
wise anon is wise

It feels good because you have someone to make out with and fuck for all your basic human needs. But then it's like.. Damn woman i need my space go away. It's for those who need drama in their life or have their shit together.

>>560178592

>no free time
>no money
>no opinion
>no friends
>blue balls until fap ftw

ITT: hairy necks and sadness

btw if you can handle properly the situation, it can be an awesome experience, but depends mostly on the person with you and on your attitude

protip: do not be discouraged by a few negative experiences

>>560177771
It's dependent on her age and how long you knew her before you hooked up. Generally speaking, it gets better the longer you've known her and the older she is.

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>>560177771
It's good right up until the time you kiss her and taste another guy's cum. Nothing more humiliating and soul destroying than that. And this does happen

It varies from person to person but it does have a lot to do with the person that you're dating. It can be a real drag or it can be the best shit ever but it has it's perks regardless like a human meat shield if they're fugly enough or a super duper sex machine. Sometimes even both

>>560177771
Feels good when you have a personal cum toilet.

It sucks, she fell pregnant, I'm stuck here with a woman who will no longer suck my dick or fuck, a crying, teething baby, so i drink and browse 4chan and pray i die in my sleep.

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>>560179260
this.
>I miss it...

Expensive

>>560178239
lol

>>560180652

How the hell does this happen?

A thing that I truly don't understand is that everybody speaks of gf and wives like such a bottomless pit of money... I mean: I have a gf, I have a work, she has a work, and more or less all the common expenses are fifty/fifty, she doesn't ask continuosly for gifts, she doesn't whine about scarcity of cash, she is a nice person that understands when I (or she) don't want to waste money... and for my friends and relatives is pretty much the same...
I don't know guys and I'm sorry if your girl blow off all of your money...

>>560181089
So do I anon

warm apple pie

good for the first few months but then all excitment is lost. kind of like being single it sucks to be either for too long

>>560178009
Fuck man.

That fucking feel.
God I was autistic in high school.

You feel hell of a lot more confident in everyday situations

You feel like a million bucks for about one day and then you take her for granted and then you break up and realize how lucky you were when she's gone.

This pattern repeats itself no matter how many times you have girlfriends and you never learn.

>>560181052
Hahah sucker.. Fret not, it gets mildly better. Wife will continue her perpetual slide into assholedom, but if you aren't a total cunt to your kid, they start getting interesting around the 2.5-3 year mark. You can take them places in your spare time and they tell you all sorts of wild stories. They look up to you, and thus never question or judge you.

>>560177771
It's a waste of time. Trust me. One-night stands all the way, bro

>>560179260

so much this: sex with a person that you love is way more superior than the casual one... I mean, I enjoy a good sex (when the girl isn't a disaster, like teeth on dick, I can't deal with this kind of shit) everytime, but complicity and play on known field are important factors

>>560181253
It doesn't happen.

>>560178912

YES...IT'S BABY FAT. IT'S CERTAINLY NOT THE RESULT OF CONSUMING MORE CALORIES THAN ARE BURNED IN A DAYS ACTIVITIES, THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT WHY YOUR WOMAN IS FAT.

>>560181264
They all say this because they've either never had a girlfriend or had one that was an awful person.

>>560179527
this a thousand times. My gfs family aren't terrible, but I would much rather have vidya than family dinner with her parents. And the movies are sometimes good but other times DEAR GOD

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>>560181253
>Gf says she's going out with friends.
>Comes home late a bit drunk.
>Gives you a kiss
>Get the same taste you get when you've kissed her after cumming in her mouth.
>Well, it ain't your cum you're tasting

Most humiliating feeling ever. Fuck her from behind then never talk to her again. That's the only way to save face.

>>560177771
you know OP, it feels ... normal

>>560181995

I wanna hope this...I won't believe that such lifesuckers exists outside of some awful telenovela

And how does it feel when you eat your girlfriend's food?

>>560182542
They eat YOUR food

>>560181264
Depends on the girl. Some blow your cash on themselves, some simply prevent you from using it on yourself. You'll occasionally come across one that's decent, but in my limited experience (6 girlfriends, married 6th, been married for 7 years, 2 kids), most will try to control your resources.

example: All but one of my prior gfs insisted on paying for themselves anytime we went out, but at the same time shot my scowls and frowns when I'd make some sort of major purchase. Wife was the most normal about it, but quickly changed her tune after we got married. "Oh you want this oculus dev kit thing? Absolutely not. I don't care how much it is, you're wasting our money. Nevermind that you're an engineer and can easily afford it."

Everyone that sits too long in a relationship eventually ends up like me - angry and with four spiteful dev kits in the mail.

>>560177771
fucking awesome, its great to have someone you love and trust love and trust you back.

>>560179553
friendzoned virgin detected

>>560182542
You mean like scat play?

>>560182658
food that your girlfriend cooks?

//Her poop too.

I'll never know.

>>560177771
Worse than being single. Miss those times. :'(

>>560177771
Its like the time you got your first paycheck, but then had to spend it all on gas money.

>>560182587

well...at least if you came home saying "hey hon, I bought a new 3000$ pc because the one I purchased three months ago went out of date and I must play this new 80$ vidya" and she's angry at you it's not such bad thing, if she prevent you to waste your wealth badly... and in such situation that's you that blow off money... clearly this is true if she's a reasonable person and not your personal angry and unstable banker

>>560177771
Holy shit it's annoying. The only good thing is the regular sex, but other than that it's just plain unbearable. You can't flirt with other women because you have to take your gf to every party, most women don't like it that much when you take drugs so say goodbye to all those nice raves on pills or blotters. And getting blackout drunk? Say goodbye to that, too, because she'll want you to stay relatively sober.

TL;DR get a fuck buddy

>>560178912
are you me? without the baby fat i mean

having a gf, be me edition:
>spam on steam i want a quicky
>get a quicky
>back to chan
>see this shit
>post

btw nice thread...such a rarity this days

>>560177771
It's a bitter sweet.

It starts off great, you are used to being alone and just having another soul with you always brightens your day, you do anything you can for her and maybe she does the same. Eventually you become best friends and do alot of interests together, you on the inside, dont really care what it is, as long as you're with her you're happy.

Then as months move on, the arguing kicks up. You fight and fight and fight with the one you love and see as a friend in a horrible world. You make up for it, of course, but in your mind you arnt truly okay about it because you know another fight is right around the corner over something stupid.

You loose trust in her, you always get paranoid when she is texting her friends who you know have a better chance with her, because you're lucky you got her in the first place.

And then theres the limbo, you guys hangout, and it's a 50/50 chance is gonna go good, or fight. Then you cringe at the thought of leaving her. You stood by eachother for so long, and you're afraid to admit that it's over.

How do you know when it's over?
When you're more in love with the Memories than the person standing right infront of you.

Having a gf is both absolutely amazing and absolutely shit at the same time. But look at it this way, the amazing times are well worth the shit times, assuming you have a nice gf.
I've been with mine 2 years now and I'm only 18, now call me young and foolish all you like, but seriously, my relationship is just great, we argue a lot over text but that's just what this generation is like, but in person, I just can't get enough of her, she is my everything, I love her to bits and wouldn't change anything about her, I can seriously see myself with her for the long haul.
She also likes to swallow.

Happy i think? But it depends, there are positive and negative aspect
(Negative)
- gf forbid me watch pron
- gf forbid me masturbate
- have to help gf do her homework
- less time with bro

(Positive)
- anal, rimjob, etc
- have someone to cheer you up when you are down

>>560183296
That's not the situation at all. The last time I bought a computer was 2010, and I paid $1600 to build it. The only other major purchases I've had since then are wife's car ($26k, which she didn't complain about), and an oculus dev kit ($350, which she did). It's not about the money, it's just about a need to control resources. It's a biological urge - if they control the resources of the household, you're less likely to leave and hump other chicks. If you control the resources, there isn't much preventing you from running away with a boner (obviously these days there are legal implications to doing this - I'm speaking generally; think caveman times).

Even if your $3k-computer-every-few-months example were true, who gives a shit? If I have $3k of disposable income (which is actually not hard to obtain later in life, mid-career) that I worked for, what right does she have to prevent me from enjoying an expensive hobby?

>>560181264
My gf actually doesn't like me spending money on her, she tends to do the spending and tells me to shut up when I offer, there have only been about 4 occasions in 2 whole years where I've been the one to treat her to a day out rather than her doing it for me, excluding birthdays and such cause they're a given.

>>560184047
> swallowing

Fuck yeah.

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Like this

>>560184083
>gf forbid me watch pron
>gf forbid me masturbate

what in the fuck.. and here I thought I had it rough.

>>560184083
This is fucked up

>>560184367
I'm actually being serious too, shits so cash.

it's like being in prison without the sex

>>560183226
This
You win the Internet good sir

Feels sketchy to have a girlfriend. Great as fuck at first, but it quickly fades. Once she's over the infatuation stage with you, it's pretty much a paranoid fucking mess until you manage to get her to marry you, or she fucks some nigger behind your back.

Or the worst case scenario:
You marry her, she fucks a nigger, you raise niggers kid.

You have to control the feels man.

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>>560178009
/thread
>First two years of the relationship were amazing
>mfw the third year

>>560177771
Good for a while. Give any relationship enough time and it will fall apart.

in between houses and live with girlsfriends family atm and shes fuckin perfect been together 2 years but keep lusting for her younger sister, feels so fucked and i dont think it wouldve happened if i didnt live here but man i need some advice, apparently it happens more often than you'd think with sister in laws but i dont want

Leave when it's clearly over. Fuck, leave when it's just starting to go downhill.

The key to getting out of a relationship happy, always having the upper hand. Don't be beta and cry and whine and drag it out for years, when its just never going to happen.

LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. Fuck hers, she won't do the same for you.

>>560177771
It's nice if you know how to control her.

>>560177771
normalfag reporting in

it's alright. this is just my situation though. I can fuck her whenever I want (she's totally submissive to me and if I want a blowjob I'll get it no questions asked), her family is pretty ok, we have good conversation and I don't feel judged when I talk to her I feel totally free to express myself. Right now though she's pretty fat, she wants to get married and have kids, this is my first girlfriend whom I've dated for 5 years btw. I told her last week that I would break up with her if she didn't lose weight, so she agreed. It's just that she's been fat for our entire relationship but true love only goes so far, I love her and I don't really want to break up with her but I also don't want a fat girlfriend.

>>560184537
I dont know, she tell me to choose between porn or her, and because of love, i purge all my porn collection, all 800gb worth of cp and hentai and blackmail stuff, damnit

>>560184541
But worth it tho

>>560185047
don't you dare get that bitch or ESPECIALLY don't get married. She'll go from "pretty fat" to "fucking landwhale mongloid" within 12mo. And she will never lose weight. never. It will only come on in small amounts, only to be gained back with an extra pound or two.

>>560185069
This better be a troll. This is literally my worst nightmare.

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>>560177771
It's not as good as people make it out to be.

>>560185047
Youre a fag you know,, after all that she did for you

>>560185069
She probably saw that you were well on your way to spending time in the pokey, and did you a favor

>>560185000
just hold out man. depending on their open mindness, you might get to bust a nut in her when your married and having a threesome

>>560184253

different story, sorry... I also have a pair of hobbies, and one of them is kind of private...don't get me wrong, nothing immoral nor illegal, it's only an expensive kind of modeling, and I keep private (I have my own room, bank account only for that and shit like this) just because I do not want anyone to decide for me

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>>560177771
http://Jesica.georgiagun.com

It's free
it's live

>>560185283
Sadly anon, im Not trolling, i swear by my grandmothers grave,

>>560185279
that's what I told her. I told her I wasn't sure if I should break up with her or not because I knew she wouldn't lose the weight. But she cried her eyes out and gave a pretty convincing speech about how she would stop being fat so I figured I'd give it a bit more time and see if she does anything.

I know for sure I'm not gonna marry her unless she loses the weight and keeps it off.

I wouldn't know, since im a psychopath

Its a trap, you'll want it so bad.. get it and then it'll be over... then you'll be sad its over.. once you start it never ends.

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>>560179527
i agree and disagree on some points but
>have to watch autistic movies
is just so fucking true, unless your girl has a great taste (which is not that common sadly)

>mfw i love tarrantino and mafia movies like goodfellas and she made me watch robocop
(it was better than expected but stil not my type of movie)

>>560177771
>tfw can't find a bf ;-;

>>560185409
That will not happen.

My wife was 6.5/10 when we married. Her sister was 7/10 but older/had kid/etc.

Now my wife is a fat 4/10
Sisters had 2 more kids, hubby beats her, shes a 5/10.

After all the shit my wife has told me about her (she has no clue I'm into her sister) I'd never fuck her. If you truly want to find out how crazy a girl is, ask her sister about her. Fucking wow.

>>560185353
what did she do for me? suck my dick after I spent tons of money on her and never bothered her about being fat for 5 years? nah dude, she didn't give anything more than I gave.

>>560185392
Well, actually she said she just jealous, if im to cum, she want it only because of her, not anything else,

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>>560177771
If sex is the only thing you do and have nothing in common your relationship will suck. The sex will be good though.

If you are with a woman you share a common interest with then the relationship will do well.

Drugs and alcohol never really help relationships. Alcohol is usually not that bad depending on the person.

Some woman will be bitches when they are on their period. It is on purpose. If some woman can act nice on periods there is no reason to act like a bitch at all, yet some still will.

Woman love being treated like shit. Most of them. It is rare to find one that is actually confident in themselves (men aren't much different as well, most everyone loves drama.)

At times it is good, at times it is bad. With anyone there is good and bad about them.

>>560185510
did you start dating her while she was already fat? If so, then you're a fucking dillweed and I hope she leaves you.

It's one thing to ask a once skinny girl to lose weight, but a fatty from day one? That wasn't in the contract.

>>560179553
yeah but the pros kinda outweigh the cons

>>560185510
Are her siblings fat? Are one or both parents fat? If you answered yes to either of these questions, it's very VERY unlikely that she'll ever be thin for any reasonable amount of time. q

>>560185649
you married her after you thought you were into her sister? for me this is the only problem that I have in my relationship and im feeling pretty fuckin horrible about it, the biggest headfuck is that if it came down to it i probably wouldnt wanna fuck her anyway but i just cant get the thoughts outta my head

>>560178239
This made me kek.
>>560178471
Yup
>>560178602
Stop being such a faggot.
>>560178684
Ain't it the fuck truth
>>560178230
The fucking truth. Some woman are just fucking subhuman scum.

>>560179937
>>560180321

You got issues, man.

>>560185510

LESS TALKING AND MORE ACTION..

http://www.reddit.com/r/KETO

>>560185671
Is that all you see from your point of view? Sex in exchange for money? Did there no love?

>>560185838
>fatty from day one

nah more like year 5, she's ok with it, and she'll be better for it, she'll be thanking me. As if anybody wants to be fat man lol how is this a bad thing?

>>560185638
tits or gtfo

>>560185649
First of all are you fat? Usually you can get your woman to do better when you do better for yourself.

>>560179937
that is a depressingly accurate assessment

>>560185948
Exactly. Look at your gf's parents. If she's thin and they are both fatties, LOOK OUT her metabolism is going to change virtually within 24hrs after you marry her or get preggo and she'll be a fuck fucking whale within 24mo.

>>560177771
after a while it will piss you off

Feels good, seeing as i'm not beta that allow my girlfriend to boss me around.

We've been together for a few years and have one kid and another one about to arrive.

We've got similar interests, views and life goals.

>>560177771
It's annoying, you always have her in the back of your mind, you always wonder what she's doing and who's she with, you always have to have money to buy her food and stuff.

>>560184828
Holy shit you're lucky, That feel only last 5 months for me

>>560186020
But a bitch ain't one

>>560177771
for the most part, it makes you wish you were doing something productive

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>>560186084
I pitty you.

>>560177771
"like looking after a special needs person" - /r9k/

>>560186020
I would have thought so too years ago. One day you'll grow old and know better.

>>560185980
Yes, her sister was unavailable.
It's more of a fantasy, best to keep it in the wank tank.

One time her sister took a shit in our bathroom and forgot to flush, we were gone for like 3 days and I found it. I can't look at her the same now.

>>560185638
>>560185638
pics so we can judge you kindly

>>560177771

the first few months are the best, after that she/you gets too used to this relationship.

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>>560179937
What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you get married at the age of 18? Jesus fuck you are depressing.

>>560186173
Sounds like youre a fucking beta considering yourehaving kids w/ a girlfriend and not your wife

Im sure everyone is impressed

>>560185948
her sister is an in-shape 8/10. her parents are both fat. my girlfriend would honestly be a 9/10 if she lost weight, she is so fucking cute in the face it's really a shame.

I doubt she's gonna lose weight, but I don't really care. I'm 20, I'm not really interested in having a girlfriend, I'm ok with just fucking my fat girlfriend while she's losing weight. She said she's gonna be down 15 lbs by the next time I see her (1 month, visiting parents for summer). If she doesn't get to where I want her to be in 6 months, I'll probably break up with her, I'm not really losing anything by staying with her, she's nice to be around, she gives me sex, she's awesome. She's just fat, that's my only problem. I'm just tired of her being fat now. That's it.

>>560186283
>we were gone for like 3 days and I found it
My fucking god.. I can only imagine what that smell liked

>>560186103
Nah I'm not fat. My wife was chubby most of her life, I met her in the 5 yr period she was not. That period ended when I got her preggo and married her.

My bad.

>>560182196
>Staying with here

FUCKING BETA FAGGOT

>>560186414
Pic?

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>>560179937
i giggled. gj anon i love and pitty u

>>560186072
yea there's love, what's your point? are you saying she gave me love that I didn't give back? No, we both love each other.

>>560186551
her**

like bags of dead weight ie sand

>>560177771

Amazing for 2 months, and then like any other day forever after that. I'm a strong 6 but my girl is a strong 8.5/9 especially being white, fit body, HUGE bubble butt etc.

At first I was extremely happy. Now I wish I had more time for Fallout New Vegas.

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Just started dating this girl(first gf ever) and at first I thought it's bad that she doesn't look that interested into me but then I realized if I'm going to date someone long term than she should better act like that because I seriously don't want to spend 24/7 being with girlfriend since we both need some free time on our own. Looks like in my first try I already got perfect gf.

>>560177771
it feels like I hope my wife doesn't find out.

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>>560182196
>knows what cum tastes like
faget

>>560186518
Make that bitch get on a treadmill.

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>>560177771
ass pain. Just fucking ass pain.

>>560186367

shave your neck please

captcha: every eereet

>>560186283
hahahaha this made my night and word to the wank tank. cheers dude

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>>560186454
mfw when I found it

>>560186624
Then i think its not love, how easy you leave her, because of some fat, love is unconditional, love will always there, no matter what shes become

>>560179527
This except:
>less money for yourself

I've saved tons of money since i've met my GF. Sure, i have to buy her the occasional gift, but living and food expenses are much better when you are two to split the bill.

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>>560183384
>mfw you are sad that you can't ruin your life because of gf

>>560179937
It's one girl I wouldn't mind suffering for. But like every other girl, it's wishful thinking

>>560186729
I do

but "muh back hurts"

I've made her change diet to nearly vegetarian, except for lean meats.

She runs on treadmill, swims, goes for walks, does the calorie counting horseshit.

the problem is when I'm at work I know she's jamming chocolate and soda down her gullet, I can't control what she does when I'm not around

Bitch gained 100 pounds in 18 months.

MFW when I had 150 pound qt gf, year later she's 250 and we're married, and I love our son to much to leave.

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>>560186582

>>560187168
Pretty cute.

>>560182196
Man, that's quite harsh. But of course it happens.
Girls are sluts, having a gf is worrisome.

>>560186380
Just telling it how it is. I got married at 29, after dating since about 24. First five years were awesome.

It's not all bad. If you have kids and aren't an asshole to them, they're usually fun to be around. If you have a good job, you can spend half of your week doing something you like. Once the kids start getting older (around age 4), you start gaining a lot more of your free time back. Most importantly, you naturally learn to tune the wife out when she's bitching about something. Sounds like a dick move, but the bitching happens a lot more after you have kids. It's just a symptom of her seeing you as a big stupid child and you not behaving according to her expectations. It's almost like a crossed wire in the brain somewhere, and it's not just local to my own wife, most of my coworkers that have children report the same thing.

In short, you learn to enjoy the good and ignore the bad.

>>560184037
Jesus Christ this is exactly how my last relationship was.

>>560186912

this, freaking this
me also buddy, me also... feels very good, don't it?
next week we are going in vacation with the money we've saved and it'll be awesome, she's nice with me, doesn't look after me every second, and I cannot wait the moment my balls will be on the beach

>>560187108
The problem is she's got the only personality that I could ever really live with, she gets my humor, she's chill, only emotional when stupid family shit happens, loves anal. So she has that going for her.

She is genuinely disgusted with herself for gaining that much weight. Most of it was the pregnancy. She stopped smoking and took up fucking chocolate bars instead.

>>560187310
for me personally, she's extremely cute, I fucking love her face. I feel like if she lost weight I will have scored BIG time. It's really a shame, one part of me just wants to end it, the other wants to stick around and see if she loses weight because if she does lose weight and I break up with her before she does it, I feel like I would have lost a really hot gf.

I don't remember seeing much gf threads on /b/ before 2007 because you guys didn't care about that shit. What happened since then?

>help

>>560186593
Yesterday she tried to give me instructions on how to mix noodles with chicken broth

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>>560187168
id pee in ur butt

>>560177771
I mean, if you find the person you know you love it's a pain knowing that one day it's going to end.

I'm just talking from personal experience though

>>560186840
I hope it wasn't a period shit. Those are the worst!

>>560178239
I hear ya brother, mine put on weight, always wants to talk on the phone every god damn spare minute of my time, clingy and jelous of every fucking girl I talk/hangout with, gets pissy when I want to spend time with my best friend(guy), incredibly sensitive, if I dont respond to her within nanoseconds she thinks she did something wrong buuuut, she is loosing weights now, doing squats, has DD tits, is pretty smart, and quite submissivee in the bedroom so its a balance of things, it will never feels be perfect OP and if it does then its a lie.

>>560187168
Meh. 5/10
I feel better about my fat wife now after seeing your 8/10

>>560186854
wow really? I would dump her as fast as I can say diabetus.

>>560187770
i highly doubt your wife is as fat as my girlfriend.

>>560187513

hi heaven...simply someone managed to know that there's much more life out there than what's depicted here, or at least not to take too seriously all the shitposting...be nice...

btw how does it fell to have to swallow your hard-disk when someone knocks the door?

>>560187812
Have a good life, anon,
We agree to disagree

Great feeling but you have to compromise.
less money
less time for yourself
but all the feelings

dont watch out for the cutest, watch for the most matching :)

>>560184752
>>560184752
>>560184752
lost my shit 10/10 would read again lol!! ;x;x;x;x;DF:D

>>560179527
>family
NOPE
I refuse to do that shit, i dont give a fuck about them

>>560187719
I don't know, I didn't really study it.

The real funny part is my wife told me her sister always took the smelliest shits growing up.

Like I said, if you want to know how crazy a girl is, talk to her sister or brother. If you can fathom living with her after hearing all that craziness, it may be worth a go

Also, it will never feel perfect, so don't take every imperfection as grounds to leave. You will end up alone and miserable.

>>560187931
We all have lines that can't be crossed. There's a weight line for everyone. Whether its 100 lbs or 400 lbs. There's a line for everyone.

I have never related to so many b tards before. Nice thread OP.

>>560188009

good luck so
when you'll grow up, no offense intended, you'll know how to deal with this kind of shit, and the fact thay you have to

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I don't know man...

>>560187923
My wife went from 150lbs (which is fine for me, I'm O.K. with a little extra weight, I prefer it actually) but she smoked week and cigarettes.

She got pregnant, and stopped smoking for obvious reasons. Her mom got sick and died of cancer and she sympathy ate and gained 100 pounds in a 18mo. period.

She's 250lbs now, once in a while she'll lose 20 lbs, but gains it back within a month or two

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>>560186072
>Did there no love?

>>560188062
And yet here i say, i dont, once i love a girl, until shes not love me anymore, shell be my angel, even when shes gain 1000lbs, i dont care,

>>560188293
my girlfriend is 270 lbs. she was 290 a few months ago so she's lost a bit of weight, I think she was like 250 in that picture.

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If you are one of the 0.01% who get a gf that is truly one of the most caring and closest people in your lives, wholly compatible both physically and mentally, you achieve greatness. In short, having a real gf is having a best friend who you also fuck with passion, sans any awkwardness. It really is the simplest I can put in terms for you, anon.

>>560188210
>YOu'll have to deal with it
I already did m8, the thing is though I told it to her from the start, she knows im not a family type person.
I hate it, its so fucking akaward and clingy

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>>560177771

>>560188392
What to laugh?

>>560188421
Oh I thought that was her 8/10 sister. Its your g/f I see now.

>>560188416
That's the thing. You gotta question whether she loves you if she gains so much weight. That is very unhealthy and it is an indicator she doesn't really love herself. How can she love you if she doesn't even love herself? You know what I'm saying?

>>560188416
you're going to be that guy in wal mart whos actually decent looking but his g/f is so fat she needs a fucking motorized cart, while he takes care of the screaming kids.

MY GOD MAN what is wrong with you. GROW A FUCKING SPINE.

>>560188416
ok anon confirmed ugly desperate virgin.

is dis tread b dun?

>>560188456
yup...but I'd say more like 14-16% based on my personal experience

(great pic btw, got moat like that?)

>>560186381
>2014
>getting married

Yeah no. Marriage is a fucking scam. Until there is equality between the sexes as far as alimony and child custody during divorce, ill never fucking get married.

>>560181264
They are all supreme gentleman anon

>>560188463

I'm sorry for you...I hope you'll find better people to deal with, until now for me wasn't that bad, I have a lunch with them like once in a month and I can't whine about that

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>tfw this thread made me remember how shitty having a gf can be

I guess loneliness just cripples you when no gf

But nothing in the world can beat having sex with someone you have feelings for

>>560187463
Shit man I am sorry. Keep pushing forward dude. You seem like a total bro. Why not take the money in the household and do the food shopping?

>>560178009
Gets even better once you get married. You're always wrong and incompetent to boot.

>>560188596
some people just born to be fat you know, its on their dna
>>560188728
what spine have to do with this
>>560188905
im not even mad anon

>>560177771
have you ever had cancer?
a girlfriend is worse

>>560187352
So what is she bitching to you about?

>>560180652
How do you know what the other guy's cum tastes like?
homosex detected

>>560189806

You should try smoking crack, for 0.1seconds it's better.

>>560190176
>its on their dna
then they need to do more than the average person.
if you're fat, it's your own fucking fault.

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>>560189093
Beh, why not. Let's be optimistic. And sorry anon, don't have any more. :<

>>560190542
what about being black? its on their dna, is it their fucking fault? why being fat is wrong? because society made it that way, you know, everyone should be free to be fat or skinny or whatever, without judgement, that is the real freedom

>>560177771
I never had a girlfriend and probably never will
I'm antisocial as fuck, i hate spending time with people. though people seem to like me.
I had some ugly girls after me. but don't want them.
Atm I don't want a GF unless she has my personality, So a girl with ADD
Good luck finding one of those

>>560190176
DNA is a cop out answer bud. 1 in 100,000 people will have this problem.

>>560185000

>TRIPPIN'

your virgin basement-dweller euphoria eventually wears out and you realize why women are not human.
>what does it feel like
it feels like problems

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feels great when your cock is in their pussy (pic related, my cock in her pussy), feels like shit when they are acting like cunts (which they all do)

Bottom line: Can't live without them. Can't kill them.

>>560190885
>comparing the color you are born with to your weight
being fat is wrong because it is unhealthy.
look at the pictures of auschwitz. seeing any fat people there? no. because they didn't eat anything and were working all day.

>>560179937
I got a solution to this:
Dont get married and dont get kids.

>>560178009
give this man a cookie!

>>560191128
tell her to fucking shave

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>>560179937
Harsh reality right there

Well done anon

>>560178592
ur right, only good thing is sex and then they say shit like: anon are u with me because of sex ?

first 6 months-1 year pretty damn romantic.

after that it's routine. then when you move in together it's like chilling with your best friend but you also fuck. but you also don't want to spend all your free time with just one person so keep in touch with your friends.

>>560180303
>>Come to my cousin's sister's granma's brother wedding

So her great uncle's wedding? That sly dog! I bet he knows the good scotches.

>>560178592

This!

>>560191421
No. I like hair on a pussy. That's why it's called a pussy.. or beaver.

Also, not a pedo. Don't like little girl looking vaginas.

>>560177771
>>560177771
Its like being suffocated while getting sucked off.

>>560191670
oh damn

>>560179937
a part of you wants a return to the "gf" but another does not. who wants that drama? women are different and lasting relationships take work.

sex and romance WILL NOT be the same forever and it's not supposed to. you develop a kind of love that transcends your boner. the person becomes your partner and you have their best interests in mind even when they're not around like they would do for you.

sex does go down and after you've tagged the same pussy 1000000 times you might want to try new things or see a relationship counselor if you're desperate and don't know how to keep things going for yourselves.

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>>560177771

>Married for 10 years
>Have gf on the side for 1 yr
>We all live together
>Poly as fuck
>Shit is so cash

What's really great is their periods line up in a way where I am not having to deal with two bleeding women at once.

>SO FUCKING CASH

pic related. MFW

>>560182196
Jesus with every girl I've dated I haven't experienced that but you're made me so paranoid now, I don't want my soul crushed

>>560177771
Feels awesome up until they leave then it feels worse than ever before.

>>560178009
fucking this.

woman are fucking retarded.

i'm in a 6 year relationship, the reason i dont seek any attention at other woman is because its gonna end up in the same shit. this girl does everything for me anyway, so there is no point in leaving her and starting all over. anyway, she's gonna leave me anytime soon because i never give in.

It is amazing op. It is like sex 24/7, and only good quality work stories. And you get to find out how clean women really are. So clean such an orderly bathroom and make up area. Turns out modern women are also phenomenal cooks. Brace yourself for some delicious oven baked tombstone pizza or a box of delicious mac and cheese. Such a joy life becomes so much joy.

>>560192417
Not all women. My wife is still nowhere near the cook I am. However, she knows more about cars. Honestly.. Fair trade.

Except for the sex part gf's are overrated and pretty useless creatures. Renting a vagina is a waste of time, energy and money, had to learn this the hard way.

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>>560181264
get back to me about how much extra money you have after kids. mine just destroyed *both* their laptops in one afternoon.

>>560192751
You had what is known as a cuntish whore. Not a woman worthy of the name. Feel bad for you bro

>>560184037

>When you're more in love with the Memories than the person standing right infront of you.

Oh...

>>560179937

This fucking guy right here.

>>560192836
Here's the problem:

YOU GAVE A FUCKING LAPTOP TO A GODDAMN KID

/thread

>>560177771
not always good

>>560177771
Feels good man.

Until she inevitably cheats on you because you didn't give her enough attention and then make it seem like your fault so she can guilt trip the shit out of you and take all your money and your life energy.

>>560192417
I hope this is sarcasm.
>It gets boring
>You start wanting for other women
>You both let yourself get fat because there's no one to impress anymore
>Women are slobs too
>Women cook just as poorly as men
>You have sex like once a week, and not even because 'she has a headache' or something. You just don't feel like putting in the effort.

>>560193005
must be a drag to be him

>>560192836

SHOULDA WENT WITH AN IPAD MINI IN A PROTECTIVE CASE, FUCKTARD.

>>560193248
Accurate. Except for the fat part, I've gotten in better shape. But that has nothing to do with her and she has gained weight. Stay single kids.

>>560184253
So it's basically a power struggle?

>>560177771

Absolutely not at all what the fuck it's cracked up to be.

see
>>560178009
>>560178239
>>560178532
>>560178592
>>560178919
>>560192417

This is all true.

I can tell when a man has little to no experience in relationships; he's the one who's whining about

>tfw no gf

>>560181052
better get a DNA test to be on the safe side, friend. There's over a million men out there raising another man's baby and have no idea.

>>560193384
Wrong again. The Nabi would be the correct answer. It's a tablet SPECIFICALLY designed for children ages 3-12.

>>560193248
Once a week seems generous.

Relationships take work and I am one lazy fucker.

Most relationships turn into suffering in silence you keep them around just because it's easier than faking your way into a new relationship if your relationship doesn't eventually turn into this then good on you but from what I've seen and read here almost everyone begins to get sick of them after a while and it turns into misery

>>560193475
I went from 85kg and being fairly lean to 108 in the course of 4 years or so.
Now I'm losing weight (95) again because I realized what this shit was doing to me.

>>560193675
There is a point when, yes, you will get tired of your current partner and want something new. It happens in every relationship. The trick is, gutting it out and finding something new to keep yourselves interested in one another. For my wife and I, about 5 yr mark, I introduced her to D&D. It was exciting for her, new, she got mad the first couple times her character died.. but hey.. it's how it goes. Point is, she and I have something fun we do once every couple weeks and it's brought us closer together.

>>560194161
+1.

pretty Cool bro

>>560190391
Really? I might do

>>560185680
then insist to tie her up and do unspeakable acts only to her

>>560194161
That's a really good idea if you can find something that highly interests you both then all the better some people can't find that common interest though and it sucks for them I would imagine

>>560177771
plz go
>>>/r9k/

>>560184047
girls that don't swallow still exist?
>mfw

>>560194280

Shit man, I introduced her to FPS's recently (Halo, Perfect Dark, GoldenEye) and she found the joy that is Sniping. She has gone online and rekt people with a rifle. I came home yesterday, she was taking this one guy and yelling into the mic "I'm comin for that ass.. I'mma make you my bitch.." ...God I love her.

>>560194657
Seriously nigger?

>>560187108
this.

married life is hard when your wife looks like hindenburg.

>and once the kids move out, she'll be to old

>>560194613
I have been in a relationship where that common interest did not exist. Shit sucked balls. We had almost NOTHING in common save for the fact we were attracted to each other.

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>>560182587

>All but one of my prior gfs insisted on paying for themselves anytime we went out, but at the same time shot my scowls and frowns when I'd make some sort of major purchase.

fucking this...the only reason they do anything nice, like paying for themselves, is because they think it will give them a solid reason for demanding something else, in this case a say in how money is spent.

>>560183296

she's not reasonable, she's a cunt. If he wants to spend his money on some game shit, what of it? Is he bankrupting his fucking family and leaving them to live in a fridge box in an alley?

>>560184253

This is why I will never get married. Eventually nothing is ever fucking good enough, and they know that ending the relationship will be disastrous for you legally and financially, and they know this gives them carte blanche to do and say whatever the fuck they want.

$26,000 on her fucking car, but $350 for some Oculus shit is outrageous?

Fuck no.

>>560187468
she'll lose weight once she needs to catch another man, and to make you regret your descision

>>560194714
Yes. They exist. My wife will not swallow.

>>560194963
And this is why I dated my wife for so long before I married her. I wanted to know what the fuck I was getting into.

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>>560177771
Navy fag here.
You really want to know?
>No money
>"Free" pussy
>Stress
>Menstral Monster(Once a month if she's not on some fucked up super bleed shit)
>Her family
>Your family
>Her friends(Mostly awful)
>Your friends(If she's pretty never trust them)
>Jody boy(Only technically applies to military)

>>560184083

>have someone to cheer you up when you are down

She cheers you up when you're down, but ask yourself...why are you down?

Her.

>>560179937
you got married before 21 didnt you

>>560186381

Getting married is probably the fucking dumbest, most beta move you can make these days.

Of course I guess having kids isn't far behind. Women can choose to end a relationship at any time, against your will, and pretty much use the State to strong-arm you into paying exorbitant child support.

And they think fags and lesbos are what's destroying marriage...lol.

>>560184037
well that hit kinda fuckin close to home

>>560194996
neither will mine

>>560195781
feels batman.

However, I DO have a pocket healer when I go PVPing on Rift. Shit is cash.

>>560195620
He said in a later post he got married at 29

>>560187595
well if you weren't using a spork to do it you're a fucking asshole and she was right.

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>>560177771
It was great, right up until she died.
I suppose the best feeling in the world for me, was holding her hand while we drove around on pointless drives. Just to get out.
You know the kind, shut the cellphones off, pick a direction, chase the sunset.
It's a tough life living without her now, without those warm fingers intertwined with mine.

Having a girlfriend, fiancee, or wife, is simply the sensation of being completed. It's that 1% you always knew was missing. That last piece of the puzzle. Everything becomes clear at the sound of her giggle.

Ahh, I gotta go drink these feels away. Cheers, brother. I hope you wife her, and never take for granted every smile, giggle, or joyful sigh.

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>>560191986
>2 women living together
>periods doesn't line up
beta 12 yo lying virgin detected

>>560196096
topkek

>>560196163
They don't. Not completely. My wife will finish hers, and then the next day the gf starts hers. That's about as lined up as it gets.

Stay mad kid.

>>560196290
>the next day

How believable

>>560177771
good until you get tired of banging her
then it's just annoying

>>560196163
Lady cycles don't always line up to be the same exact fucking week, retard. Mine starts the day my room mate's ends. If she's late, I'm late. Fucking obnoxious.

>>560196552
Aaaand I thnk we call that guy #rekt

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>>560194996
>>560195781
stay strong, /b/rothers

>>560196957
What I get from my wife far exceeds the lack of swallowing. She plays vidya, D&D, doesn't bitch when I get a new game, bought me a 40 inch statue of Darth Vader last Xmas.. I mean.. yeah. Wife is win.

>>560193248
>>You both let yourself get fat because there's no one to impress anymore

Words can't fully describe how much I despise this mindset. The biggest reason anyone should be healthy and fit is for his/her own good.

>>560177771

>FEELS LIKE A RELEASE OF OXYTOCIN IN MY BRAIN WHEN THE TIMES ARE GOOD
>FEELS LIKE A RELEASE OF NOREPINEPHRINE WHEN TIMES ARE BAD

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>>560193023
how else will they learn to be autistic /b/rotards?

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Amazing, but sometimes you don't appreciate the time you have together enough. I didn't realize that until it was over. She was going to move to another city to study. We all knew that was coming. We had a great year, and wanted it to work out, but it was certain that either we would try out a long distance relationship, or we would break up. She was depressed and stressed out so much of the time because of her studies, but I stood up for her and helped her on her feet. Then when she finally got her A's and it was certain she was going to move, she came to me and told me she didn't have feelings for me anymore.
>tfw I see pictures of her with her friends, she's having the time of her life
fuck it man. This summer vacation has been my worst vacation ever. I'm coping with my feelings so bad I've become self destructive.

tl;dr amazing, but when it's over it's a fucking never-ending depression

>>560196096
Mark Twain pls go write a book and leave /b/

2 year max is good, rest is just shit :p living in the 4th year at this moment, Im always wrong and she doesent understand facts :p

>>560196096
dude

>>560197590
That's why you should've never got involved with someone who had goals of leaving you want someone who's going to hang onto you and need you for everything if you really want them to stay

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>>560197641
>mfw everything becomes clear at the sound of Heaven's giggle