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Hey /b/ I have to go do something really quick, I just need to

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ I have to go do something really quick, I just need to ask you guys a favor and keep an eye on these two balls. Make sure they don't go anywhere.
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>>559664931
OKAY OKAY. I'LL WATCH THE BLUE BALL. SOMEBODY GET THE RED BALL.
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Cross eyes, job done
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GIVE ME THE BLUE BALL
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>>559665191
>>559665079

GOSH DANGIT GUYS I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE RED BALL.

I GET THE BLUE BALL.
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>>559665296
GUUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

I NEED HELP DOWN HERE, THEY'RE STARTING TO MATE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF TWO COLORS MATING?
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>>559665483
PANIC
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>>559665483
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what the hell is wrong with you
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>>559665678
I THINK THE RED ONE HAS TAKEN ALL THE ENERGY IT CAN FROM THE BLUE ONE.

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
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>>559665927
pls no
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>>559665927
an sex :^)
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>>559665927
THE RED ONE IS PREPARING SOMETHING.

WATCH HIM. PROTECT THE BLUE AT ALL COSTS.
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WE NEED TO SECURE THE PERIMETER AT BLUE, SAVE IT.
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>>559666365
>>559666260
IT IS TOO LATE

THE WORST PART IS THAT THE SON IS WITNESSING IT ALL.
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>>559666260
don't you hate it when niggers come out of nowhere
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>>559666597
THE CIRCLES PREVENTED ME FROM POSTING THE PICTURE

THEY'RE TRYING TO COVER IT UP
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>>559666260
blue ball secured
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NO, COVER HIS EYES AT LEAST, NO CHILD DESERVES TO SEE SUCH A THING. CALL THE POLICE, DO SOMETHING.
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what he fuck
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>>559666748
BROKE THE DEFENSES
BROKE THE DEFENSES

RUN CHILD RUN
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>>559666902
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RED HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER, PROTECT THE CHILD AND SHIELD IT AT ALL COSTS
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>>559667031
>>559666951
THE CHILD IS IN PURSUIT I REPEAT THE CHILD IS IN PURSUIT
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>>559667127
>>559667127
Child protected by diamond shield
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>>559667259
COPY THAT THE CHILD IS SECURE.

THE BLUE STILL LIVES AND IS SACRIFICING ITSELF FOR THE CHILD.
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Alright, things should be okay, the child should be secure in the shield.
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>>559667346
u sick fuck
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>>559667346
WHAT IS GOING ON
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NO, IT CAN'T BE
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>>559667509
kek thred m8
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>>559667509
OH NO UNCLE YELLOW IS BACK FROM WALMART WITH THE GROCERIES.

WHAT IS HE GOING TO THINK
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WHAT'S IN THE BAG
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>>559667817
Condoms, of course.

Captcha: Score mirecdfn
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THIS IS THE MOST INTENSE STORY I'VE EVER HEARD
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>>559667817
NOTHING FAGGOT
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>>559667817
groceries
duh
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>>559667817
>>559668027

THOSE AINT NO GROCERIES
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>>559668057
mirror shield
laser is useless
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>>559668057
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>559668057
UNCLE YELLOW WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME

RUN KID

THE DEFENSE HAS BEEN BREACHED.
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JUMP THE WALL KID
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>>559668256
MAYDAY MAYDAY

...but why aren't they getting the child yet?
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>>559668446
wat
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NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT CHILD, LEAVE HIM ALONE
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>>559668446
OH NO
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emanelif
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>>559668635
QUICK KID, TAKE THE GUN FROM THEM WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED
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>>559668727
AND THEN RAPE THEM
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>>559668635
Why would you have a child just to murder it?
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>>559668790
TO REPRODUCE
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inb4 orange baby
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wtf is going on? I still like it though

are ypesnec
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>>559668913
Then why didn't they use a condom?
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dafaq how did blue come back
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>>559668913
But what they didn't know is there's a ladder next to purple, go purple go, run!
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>>559668635
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>>559668913
>Plot Twist Mother Fuckers
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>>559668913
THEY'VE TAKEN THE BOY.

GUYS THEY'VE TAKEN THE BOY.

BUT GREEN BABY IS WONDERING IF IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO

>>559669061
Red was still mixed with blue, so the blue gene was passed on recessively
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>>559669187
Green is the only one with some fucking sense
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>>559669187
GREEN, BE A GOOD PERSON AND STOP THIS MADNESS
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>>559669187
RUN GREEN RUN
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>>559669349
OH NO IT'S A SHOWDOWN.

GREEN IS ALL GROWN UP NOW.
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>>559669535
GREEN IS GONNA FUCK THEM UP
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>>559669535
>not going into fighting stance
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>>559669535
COME ON GREEN YU CAN DO DIS
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>>559669535
How high were you when you decided to post this?
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>>559669619
The wise green knew that he could not face the beast alone. Therefore, he narrowly retreated into the forest where he met Black Sabbath, leader of the Shadow Tribe.

Unfortunately the Shadow Tribe all died due to a forest fire though so Black Sabbath is the only survivor
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>>559669660
>GREEN USES GREENTEXTING AGAINST THE TUMBLR RAINBOWBALL
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>>559669812
he a black dont trust blacks
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srsly dfq is dis
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>>559669812
DONT TRUST THE FUCKING NIGGER BALL GREEN!

HES IN ON IT!
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>>559669870
They acknowledge that the only way they can gather a force to take down the rainbow ball is by mating.

No homo
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>>559669812
GREEN NNNOOOOOO!!
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>>559670015
It's not gay if balls don't touch.
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>>559670015
Soon, they eventually gather a decent force of dark-skinned green niggas.

Let's all be grateful for incomplete dominance.
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>>559670231
/thread
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>>559670231
top fucking kek
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FATHER FORGIVE ME
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>>559670748
where the fuck are all the little shit forest niggers
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>>559670268
HERE THEY GO.

ONTO THE FORTRESS
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>>559671016
What?
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>>559671016
ULTIMATE BATTLE FORM ACTIVATE
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>>559671521
OH NO

IT'S TOO POWERFUL
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>>559671521
rainbow ball uses muh curves and headmates
battleball uses shrek
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The ball turns into Chrome and everybody loves it.
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>>559671834
Fair enough.
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>>559671694
NIGGERBALL SUMMONS NIGGER POWERS TO DESTROY THE FORTRESS.
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>>559671331
Should not this be a gif?
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>>559671975
SKY BATTLE, THE RAINBALL IS WEAK.

B-b-but wait...is that even its final form?
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>>559672140
OH MY
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>>559672358
aww shiiit
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>>559672358
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>>559672358
No! Not the Empire!
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>>559672408
THE GREEN FOREST CLAN IS ATTACKING STRONG BUT THE CHROME BALL SEEMS TO BE RESISTING
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>>559672672
THE BLACK NIGGERBALL IS TOO BRAVE

WILL THIS EVEN WORK?
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>>559672672
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>559672886
MY EYYEEESSSSS
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>>559673184
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>>559672886
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>>559672886
IT'S SPINNING

THE PURPLE HAS BEEN RELEASED

NO, SON.

RUN.
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>>559673393
it's becoming gold and crimson
oh my god
MCDONALDS
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>>559673538
>>559673481

WENT TOO FAST
WENT TOO FAST
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2fast4me
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*splat*
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W-w-w-what happened here?
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>>559674139
oh boy here we go
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>>559673728
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>>559674257
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>>559674257
McDick's detected.
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>>559674502
NO! NOOOOO!
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>>559674502
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>>559674607

ITS THE LAMP
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>>559674786
The anticipation was killing me...
Why do you do this to us?
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>>559674786
I waited an hour and a half for a pixar lamp.
Well done, OP, well done.
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>>559674786
THIS STORY WILL BE TOLD FOR AEONS TO COME
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>>559674936
>>559675083

YOU'VE ALL BEEN RUSED.

ITS THE FINAL THREE
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Someone screen this

>tfw phone
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How can something so stupid be something so interesting? This is 4chan for you
>>
This was somewhat different from most: hey guys please watch this threads.
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>>559675452
>>559675446
>>559675259

ASSUME HUMAN FORMS
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It's so ridiculous, yet I just can't bring myself to leave.
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>>559675836
kek'd hard, someone screencap
>inb4 cancer brings this to reddit for upboats
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>>559675836
Oh shit oh shit oh shit
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>>559673481
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>>559675836
YOURE MINE
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... I don't get it
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Thank you op, almost as good as
>71 which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
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>>559675836
Magnificent, isn't it?
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>>559676381
Is the joke dead yet?
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>>559676786
no keep on going
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>>559676381
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>>559676786
I'm sorry friend, but you must continue on with your quest until the end of time
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>>559669187
Green is not a creative color
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>>559676918
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>>559676918
what the fuck is going on
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>>559677232

RONALD IS ABSORPTION
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The void decides to be of use, destroying Tumblr.
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>>559677613
All hail the void!
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>>559677457

RIP
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>>559677980
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>>559677457
NOOOO
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>>559678250

CORPORATE PUNISHMENT
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>>559678110
RONALD CRUST, OUR LARD AND FLAVOR
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>>559678424
dat der void, ehs she be groun me thinks.
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>>559678424
WHHHAAAAaaaaAAAAt
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>>559678618
SPINNING INTENSIFIES
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>>559678813
what the fuck is even going on here
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>>559678813
AHHHHH
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>>559678813
W8ting 4 iluminazza
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>>559679080
GOING TOO FAST
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>>559679192
You gotta be shitting me
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>>559679192
inb4 balls are back
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>>559679192
Hey /b/ I have to go do something really quick, I just need to ask you guys a favor and keep an eye on these two balls. Make sure they don't go anywhere.
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>>559679362
No fucking way
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>>559679362
You're awesome op
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>>559679362
MR BONES SAYS: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
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>>559679362
10/10
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>>559679362
topkek
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>>559679362
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>>559664931
Best OP I've seen in weeks.
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>>559679362
Jesus christ.
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>>559679362
Best 4chan experience ever 10/10
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>>559679362
Well that was a surprise twist
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>>559679362
this needs to be archived
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>>559679362
Golden thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6ioPSKUgQ
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>>559679560

BACK.

Has anyone capped this?
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>>559679985
capped it all on my phone
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>>559679985
Someone needs to archive before thus thread goes
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>>559679985
Sweet thread OP.
>>
I HAVE
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>>559679985

You are the god of OPs.
>>
But I think I fucked up because they're all .xcf
>>
This will be on reddit. Guarantee it
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And I already deleted them
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>>559681037
Recap
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>>559680073
>>559680167
>>559680329
>>559680364
>>559680762
>>559680832
>>559680858
>>559681037

Thank you, thank you all.

I'll be here all night.
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I've been here since 07 and I've never kek'd so hard I shit myself

Pic related. Captcha 2905
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>>559681145
Hell naw man I'm lazy and it took so much time
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>MFW lurking this thread
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FOR THE MIGHTY SAKE OF FUCKS someone make a gif out of this
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OP HERE TURNING IT INTO A GIF AS WE SPEAK LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES
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>>559681430
i archived it but op's first 3 images aren't working
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Fucking god OP this has to be one of the best threads I've seen in a while
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>>559681479
I demand a link when you get done faggot

Captcha-hooker saw
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>>559679362
nice one, funny thread, would read again /10
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Someone please tell you were a nerd like me and capped this all because I fucked it up real bad.
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>>559681656
Such rare gems.
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>>559681479
YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING
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GIF HERE

I'll edit it in the future to make it smoother but it's like this right now
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>>559681817
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>>559681817
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>>559681817
da fug
>>559666665
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>>559681817
DREAMS DO COME TRUE
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>>559681817
orange
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>>559681817
>>559681923
>>559682005
>>559682047
>>559682058

Your god, OP, here again. I'm adding more pictures as we speak to make the gif more clear.

Unfortunately all the pictures are different sizes so that will be significantly more difficult to adjust.
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>>559682249
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>>559682249
Holy fucking shit YOU ARE AWESOME
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>>559682249
bumb
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>>559682249
You can do it OP, we believe!
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We must summon Moot to archive this thread in carbonite
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>>559682249
>>559682726
We all believed in you OP
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/559664931
Archived
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>>559681817
Thank you based op
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>>559682986
Q_Q BEAUTIFUL
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>>559664931
this thread is divine.
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>>559683065
>>559683009
>>559682908

GENTLEMEN I got the first part done
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thank you OP.
For reminding us why this board is random.
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>>559679985
my face this whole thread
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In the future, if someone ever posts this thread on 4chan again ill whisper to myself saying "I was there".
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>>559683739
All hail lord OP
captcha: sure custodye
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>>559683913
Oh shoot.

Is this quality enough that other niggas will start copying it?

They won't be able to.

Only I possess that ability.
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>>559684151

Today, you were only kind of a faggot.
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>this thread
Topkek
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this thread was fucking retarded
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>>559684360
THE HORROR
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Archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/559664931
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Please upload the gif to somewhere permanent, can't download it on IPad :'(
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>>559684360
>i don't enjoy fun.

>>559684891
I'll add it on my Imgur account soon.

UPDATED GIF
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Any posibility there will be a gif that also includes the text op wrote?
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>>559685098
this
also, make it slower
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>>559685098
Oh geez. If someone wants to they could, but I don't know how I could do it in a way that wouldn't make people mad.
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>>559685038
itt today op thinks he did something right but is still a faggot failure
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Wierd, gif-explode makes the colors wierd
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>>559683739
finally an OP that isn't a faggot and putting the random back in random. Thank you based OP
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>>559685261
u jelly brah?
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IF THIS THREAD DIES I'M STARTING A NEW ONE WHEN I HAVE THE GIF COMPLETED AND I'LL LINK IT SO YOU GUYS CAN SEE IT.
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>>559679362
>mfw
God-tier OP
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This is probably gonna become a meme isn't it...
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If this gets onto a YLYL thread, I'll whisper to myself, "I was there"
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bump for awesomeness
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>>559679362
11/10
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I am VERY disappointed in your slow service.
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>>559686915
>>559686872
>>559686339
>>559686134
>>559685893

GIF WITH THE THREAD CAPTIONS

50% DONE
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>>559683739
OP is you god now
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>>559687185
too fast, can't read
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I came in here VERY HUNGRY THREE HOURS AGO
AND ALL YOU DO IS GIVE ME THIS SHIT
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>>559687251
I set the gif maker for the slowest setting. I'll double-up on the pictures then once I finish with this.
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>>559687185
you are our God.
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OP, keeping /b/ random since today
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what anime is this
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>>559688027
Pumkin World
It's a shitty educational game
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...
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>>559687185
le bump man (y)
kek
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You haven't seen the last of me, OP.
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>>559688470
>>559689079
>>559688787
>>559688287
WHO IS READY FOR FINAL GIF?
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>>559689564
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>>559689564
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>>559689564
YES
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>>559687185
10/10
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>>559689801
YES
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>>559689801
Das gr8
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>>559689801
THIS IS THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT
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OP I will fix the timing for you.
Keep thread alive.
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best thread ive seen in a while
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>>559690906
BEGIN CPR ON THREAD
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>>559689801
i bow my head to the random god of /b/
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>>559691163
use this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
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>>559691163
CPRCPRCPRCPRCPR
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Here's Mr. Blue and Mrs. Red. They're a friendly couple.

Unfortunately, their highly-anticipated child that they were expecting for some while was just born. It has a severe mental retardation. Join me as we go through their life together.
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>>559691667
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>>559691667
They struggle to get their child out of danger, like when it runs out into the road.
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>>559691667
OH FUCK YES
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>>559691667
Oh shit

captcha : are choanal
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>>559691924
GET OFF THE ROAD AUTIST
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>>559689801
I FIXED THE GIF TIMING.
remastered version over here.
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>>559691924
Purple-block always gets in trouble with the authorities.

Some kids at school made him try some dank weed and got him high, but they don't live in Colorado so that's a big no-no.
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>>559692071
Can't see the first panel. Too fast on there
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>>559692260
Lately, Purple-block's parents have been treating him oddly.

They even take him to bars and he gets hammered.
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>>559692475
right, I misspelled the first one
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Fucking incredible journey
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>>559692617
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>>559667817
weed
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I really need to go to sleep guys. Hopefully this thread still is tomorrow so I can this this second adventure. Goodnight!
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>>559692710
One day while Purple-block was riding its bike he fell over and his parents never even saw him because they were doing a drug deal.
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>>559692961
>this this
I really gotta go to sleep
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>>559670231
top kek
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wtf was this?
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>>559693079
But his parents ran out of money to buy some dank so then they traded the broken bike and the broken autistic child to the drug dealer into slavery.

>>559693204
*is
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>>559693327
this is gonna be great
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>>559693327
hey kid want some buzz
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>>559693327
Turns out the drug dealer had his own cocaine plantation!

Many long years were spent on the plantation, with no let-ups...only tears.
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best thread ever
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>>559679362
10/10 Op is glorious, someone screencap this
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>>559693832
well done op, samefagging will get you archived.
Now go show your friends on facebook how cool you are fucking faggot.
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>>559693989
Getting mad won't help the autism.

Sometimes it just makes the dealer/slave owner want to fence, and you know what that means.
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>>559692260
> but they don't live in Colorado so that's a big no-no.
My fucking sides.
Oh God, OP
Please
Keep going.
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>>559693989
shut up faggot
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>>559694482
But then, in a dramatic sperg of events, purple-block stroke back with the force of a thousand suns.

He only lost another corner in the process.
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>>559694794
NO
NOT THE CORNERS
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>>559694794
Finally, purple-block escaped and in a dramatic twist ran into his parents.

His parents weren't happy, though.
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>>559695093
NO
PURPLE BLOCK
IT'S A TARP
RUN
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>>559695093
But purple-block wouldn't take no for an answer.

He attacked yet again, and was only hit on the other corner.
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>>559695437
After realizing the gravity of what they had done, which was shooting and nearly-killing their autistic son, his mother left and took her husband's money and the deed to his house.

In other words, she made him leave.
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>>559695895
and out of nowhere, jenny mccarthy with vaccines
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>>559695895
Purple-block then needed to go to the hospital to get the bullets taken out, but was unable to explain the situation and they cut into the wrong area, severing his spine and paralyzing him.
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>>559695895
This is where you should have stopped posting, you newfag. >>559679362

Not a single post after that. But you just had to be a feggit.
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>>559695895
B-but ... he has no more corners.

He will never be cool and edgy.
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>>559696348
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>>559696373
kek'd
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>>559696314
Upon leaving the hospital, though, purple-block noticed something.

He now looked just like his parents in shape. The doctors had fixed him, and coincidentally this was the moment his parents walked in the door!

The moral of this story is that your parents only care if you're their actual child and if you're adopted, that sucks for you!
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>>559696732

But unfortunately his parents still had a debt to pay.
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>>559696314
We can rebuild him... into Cubivore!
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