So, i was eating a lollipop but i accidentaly swallowed it a

Is anyone with you?

>>559647485
Turn 360 degrees and walk away from it

>RIP in peace, OP

Make sure to have people-- ANYONE nearby. Preferably someone who knows the Heimlich Maneuver.

Can you see it in your throat?

>>559647485
Don't do anything. Let natural selection take its course you dumb fucking twat.

>>559647485
>I am currently breathing through my nose because i cant pay for ambulance and shit.

people usually breath through their nose.
or I am wrong?

Pics

>>559647609
no i am alone, i cant reach the stick and its fucking stuck

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>>559647810
>people usually breath through their nose.

Not in America, Anon...

Dont panic.

Dont think its smart to talk either. Go seek anyone and tell them using text on your phone what happened to either call 911 or get you to hospital.

Once you have people nearby, (preferably experienced people who know what to do when someone is choking)

If you can, have someone else try and use tweezers/forceps/pliers to grab the stick and pull it out. You will probably gag, and might vomit.

Honestly I would just an ambulance.

Cut a hole in your throat and pull it out with a pair of pliers. Easy

Grab some broccoli and warm water, crush the broccoli so little green tops are like fine grit, swallow both at the same time. Thank me later.

O DOYLE RULES

>>559648024
I cant man that shit is expensive..

Wont it just disolve if i wait long enough?

>>559647970
this

drink something warm you fucking faggot

>>559648117
I cant pay for any fucking help bros.
i tried pulling it with pliers but its stuck like a buttplug, it wont come out and cuts my fucking throat when it moves

Plot twist: Op's "lollipop" is a dildo

>>559648247
I can start to taste the fucking iron from blood because of the sharp shit on the lolli cutting away every time i swallow or move my head.
Im not feeling very good atm

>>559648247
go and get near someone-ANYONE and explain that something is wrong via text

>>559648368
Op will be kill soon

Nigger, you gonna let yourself die over saving 1000-2000 dollars?!
Seek medical help. Dont be stupid

>>559648418
This can save your fucking life, do it OP.
If you fuck up and you're alone, you're REALLY FUCKED.
Go get someone.
Right fucking now

>>559647807
>agreed

>I haz medical emergency
>what shall I ever do?

ask /b/ for advice

>i am brilliant

Tie a mouse to a string and lower it down your throat. The mouse will panic and thrash about and dislodge the lollipop, but will knock it down your windpipe. This next step is crucial. Do a hand stand and begin coughing. This will get the lollipop out of your lungs, but the mouse will grab onto it, they fucking love lollipops. Now flip back up as fast as you can and swallow. Now bough mouse and lollipop are being digested. Mice, however, can carry diseases, so you will likely have to get an ambulance anyway.

At least you'll get the lollipop out.

Also note to not do anything that makes you breathe heavily, i.e. Dont run

Drink warm water, i once got a butterscotch stuck in my throat like this. Trust me

God damn i love the free feeling of having free health care

>>559647810
/thread
people fall for this fake shit

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

WTF DO I DO I SWALLOWED IT FUCKING SHOT DOWN IN MY THROAT OH FUCK I CANT SEE THE STICK IN MIRROR SHIT I FEEL THE BLOOD AND CANT BREATH FOR SHIT

>>559648651
He might choke on the water and drown. Not good idea

>>559648697
Livestream?
Twitch?

JUST GET MEDICAL ASSISTANCE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>559648697
keep us updated

http://www.swallowingdisorderfoundation.com/how-to-save-your-own-life-the-self-heimlich-maneuver/

If you can see the stick, why not grab it and pull it out?

>>559648697
If it's in your stomach, then it's not problem, if it's in your lungs then you'll need very expensive surgery.
Let me suggest moving to a better country

>>559647678

turning 360 degrees is back where you started you dumbfuck

>>559647485
Have you tried Homeopathy? Acupuncture maybe?

>>559647485

Eat a banana. Bananas flush down anything, just like Drano pipe cleaner.

>Try not to panic. If you have an emergency contact device, trigger it immediately. Then carry out the “self-Heimlich maneuver” without further delay.
Stand against a sink, countertop, desk, or sturdy chair. Press your upper belly firmly against its upper edge, grasping its sides with both hands. Thrust yourself forward vigorously, bending slightly at the waist. Repeat as needed.
If a desk or other suitable structure is not available, use your own wrapped fist to carry out the abdominal thrusts.

>>559648984
hurr fucking durr

>>559648697
I think OP is dead.Pretty sad actually...

I heard Yoga works the50% time, all the time

>>559648768
I was scrolling to the bottom to post this.
Mobile problems.

>>559648553
this

OP is now an hero.

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>choking
>goes on /b/

gtfo

pictureoonie?

>>559647485

lollipop in pooper

Just relax and treat it like one of your gloryhole deepthroat sessions, OP.

>>559647485
How about fucking pulling it our of your throat as long as you have hands and arms.
Whether this or die...

dick and lolipop with timestamps

rip op.

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bye OP

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Chin up, chest out.

>>559649651
nigga hes dead

if you can breathe through your nose youre fine

drink some hot water and the lollipop will melt quicker

>>559647485
do a handstand. not even joking

>>559647485
Impossible. You can't breathe when you swallow, dipshit. The air you take in from your nose still goes to the same place. That path is blocked when you swallow to protect your lungs.

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OP here. i tried to vomit and it came back up, i janked the fucking stick and ripped the fucking thing out.
i feel fucking light headed i made a cut in my throat i guess
this is from coughing once after that shit, i can feel it flowing down my throat the whole time

>>559650389
Also, im feeling insanely light headed and i look as pale as a fucking napkin and legs are wobly as hell

>>559650389
Show us the lolipop.

>>559650530
Breathe . and sit down awhile. Take it easy

>>559650530
best thing you tell the story here instead of getting some actual help....

>>559650389
Op you fucking idiot. You could have died. Oh well. Your throat's injured. You still need to have that checked.

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>>559650389
Is that red ink shit supposed to be blood

>>559650530
have fun dying OP

>>559650530
>>559650757
Taking it back. Op you a big faggot. Die you fake fuck.

this fucking thread.. i hope you die op... if im going to laugh and lose the least you can do is make it worth it

>>559647485

If you can't pay for the ambulance, that's OK, that's why the rest of us pay outrageous prices.

Just go call fucking 911, I've already paid for your trip 8 times over

>>559650530
If you dont go to a hospital within the next 3 or so hours and the bleeding doesn't stop, you will die, no joke. Swallowing blood is fucking unhealthy

>>559648553
>this is the best possible thing I could do at this time

as long as you can breathe, you're not in danger. Just breathe slowly, don't panic.

AND THEN FUCKING CALL 911

Seriously, even if people can't pay for it, they'll help you. They cannot refuse an emergency call just because someone cannot pay.

Fucking A


Plot twist: He's actually trying to rape a child and the lolipop got stuck in her throat and everything he's describing is happening to her. That's why he doesn't want to call 911.

It's making sense now.

Someone screencap this

>>559651559
its fake faggot

op is trollin fucking faggots

>>559651760
doesnt matter. its entertainment

Move to Australia and get free treatment.

>>559652146
or canada

>>559647807
kek'd

>>559648104
haha joke's on you for living in a country shit enough to not have free healthcare.

>>559652146
Or most of Europe...

qwdxcfgv

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did you ruin your gag reflex by deepthroating too many cocks?

>>559647485
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>i cant pay for ambulance and shit.
Oh murca lol

Sugery acidic pop should melt it if you can still breath that is

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OP is kill

>>559650389
Show us the bloody lollipop or gtfo

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

>ITT people falling for it

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i need some solid proof to believe

>>559648984
being this new

>>559648024
help I just an ambulance and i dunno what to do

>>559650389
op your blood is the wrong color if you are human seek help immediately

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