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Assistant Professor in Multicultural Education and swimming club leader on the side.
Having an untouchable comprehension of the events of WWII, he majors in social studies and government. Though not necessary, he also teaches an after-school cooking class in our state of the art kitchen complete with a full 24 oven setup
Martial arts and weapons instructor.
Try not to bleed, it makes him get over excited
Russian Culture Club
Come to meeting each week
Celebrate glory of Mother Russia with comrades
Pizza and vodka provided
Sensitivity training officer reporting in here.
Professor College of Applied Technologies - High Performance Motorsports
Toll Booth Operator on weekends
Professor of true politics and sport
Can I be professor of communism
teh nigger can't be professor of everyting
Modern Literature professor
Also this is the chemistry professor
Intergalactic council representative
Professor of happiness.
This prompted me to read about Shamwow guy, who actually has a name and a life for some reason.
He's israeli and used proceeds from a film he made to file lawsuits against Scientology because he hates them.