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useful shit may come in handy thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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useful shit may come in handy thread
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dumping shit
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>>558961739

don't worry OP, I'm gonna dump my shit
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>>558960221
Do you know what this does to your dick?
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>>558960221
>ive tried this before
>big mistake
>nothing but a mess
>1/10 would not recommend
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>>558962978
No, is it harmful?
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>>558960221
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558962978

aka corn crystals in your dickhole
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>>558960905
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558963181
No, no, no. You should try it! But film yourself. So we have a video to show it's use after years of this image existing no videos surfaced from non-camera shy anons. You should be the first one. :)
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>>558961247
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!!!
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who is this little shit saying everything will make mustard gas
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>>558961471
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558962581
I also wanna see a video of this. It's gotta be a frat boy thing to make guys blow your cooler.
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"Mustard Gas"
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I haven't seen an info thread in years!
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>>558963498
let me just get right on that
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>>558961739
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558963181
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>>558962116
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!
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if this thread stays alive I can upload my entire lifehacks folder if anyone wants it
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>>558963256
completely outdated. "Gangnam style" completely blows away the previous record. Top channels are also different.
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>>558963646
don't answer this guy, he makes mustard gas!!!!
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>>558963646
He's talking about some real shit, people on this site trying to hurt others. This is an info site, they're trying to suppress shit like in this info-graphic.

Its why I get tired of all these newfags.
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>>558963989
Don't post your entire info thread, that will make mustard gas!!!
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>>558964128

We're on 4chan, we all make mustard gas.
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>>558964282
don't read this post, it produces mustard gas!!!!
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>>558960905
That end game need some serious revising.

This is better as a "How not to be awkward around women" Guide
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>>558964150
Seems like it would create something very hot that would stick to your throat. Would not try.

captcha: that euphoria
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>>558964383
Don't make mustard gas, it makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558964724

You got me anon.
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>>558964647
don't be awkward around women, that makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558960221
I've got one of these in my bug out bag
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PLANES PRODUCE MUSTARD GAS
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>>558963989
Just do an imigur
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you are all niggers. Here you go
http://www.mediafire.com/download/5wbmn14xfodbpj7/Lifehacks.rar
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>>558964282
kek
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>>558964951
... bug out bag ... oh god ... why ... why ... why ... you do not belong here.
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>>558963910
Don't do this it makes mustard gas!
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>>558964951
go back to /k you faggot
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>>558965215
I love printing this and handing them out. The look people give you when they realize, stare at you confused, you off that slight hint of a smirk.
"Hell Yeah, this shit's scary. I'm giving it to my friends!"
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>>558960221
>useful shit that may get you killed or arrested
ftfy
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>>558965254
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Here, you guys gave to me, I give back to you.
http://www.freeinfosociety.com/pdfs/misc/anarchistcookbook2000.pdf

Have fun, and create disasters!
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>>558965569
best way to evade a panther - make some mustard gas. But I don't know how to do that.
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>>558965507
Most sex toys you could stand up and court and admit to. But these ... a fleshlight would be bad enough. This just tells everyone you have no taste.
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>>558964150
this creates an H-Bomb
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might be a little outdated but have fun newfriends
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>>558965157
fml
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>>558962463
it can't be that easy
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>>558965485
i need to do this
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>>558966024
it is this easy, friend of mine did this shit
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>>558965959
Holy fuck!!! Seriously???
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>>558963989

Including jewpons
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>>558966094
I want to do this during a rally, convetion, or some gathering of people where there is the smidgen of possibility to get people to chant "No More DHMO! No More DIhydrogen Monoxide! "
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>>558964769
Is there one that isn't severely outdated and not in a shitty resolution
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>>558963719
/thread
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>>558963910
i do this whenever i rob someone at night or anything sketchy. works like a charm and is cheap and easy.
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Posted this 3 days back.

It's my "old" lifehacks folder. 300+ files.

Virustest if you wish.

http://www.speedyshare com/jRb3d/Knowledge.rar
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somebody post the picture of the /b/ro giving instructions on how to come like a pornstar. our hands deserve the best load we can give them
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>>558966024
This is how the people who collect the money do it so yea, it's that easy.
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>>558963910

Looks like the kid who shot up Sandy Hook Elementary.
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>>558960221
Getting rich pro-tip:
you actually CAN divide by zero, they just tell math students they cant to keep betas from taking over.
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>>558964282
Oh, no! Not the water!
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>>558964150
My fuckin nigga, just what i needed. You are my hero anon
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>>558964282
i feel bad for people who get sick from this
what a terrible way to go
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>>558960221
DO NOT DO THIS MY FRIEND TRIED IT AND DICK TURNED MUSTARD GAS!!!!!! 1!!11!!!!1!
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>>558966248
>>558966943
I'm not dumb enough to try it, I'm just curious now what it actually does
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>>558967161
Cocaine isn't worth the time or money. Too expensive for the short lived high and redosing doesn't do much and can make you really sick if you do too much. 80% of cocaine is also cut with an animal dewormer which can rot of your nose and make your asshole really sore
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>>558961247
threaded caps are good for premature explosion while screwing it on
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>>558967161
>>558967758
If you have the money to spend and a good source of it it's more than worth the time and money.
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How to build an Apollo command module in your garage (you will need some mustard gas)
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>>558967089
TheMoarYouKnow
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>>558967919
It would have to be a really good source cause its cut at the top level ethier the farmers or cartel. You're avg thug wouldn't know where to get the dewormer nor know how to cut it without killing his customers
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>>558960221
Im waiting for someone to post real instructions for making mustard gas, and I will reply "Don't do this, it really makes a slushy!!!" Its going to be so funny.
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>>558968591
Don't cook this!!! Its really makes chicken linguini in mustard sauce!!!
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>>558963910
you don't look like ninja you look like a sand nigger bitch
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>>558968591
>>558967958
dat inconspicuous semen
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>>558964724
My mom used to do this for me when I was a kid, minus the honey, but it sounds like a great addition.
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>>558968537
Bleach and Ammonia, everyone knows that.
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>>558968405
>9gag
>posting nasty looking food
>instagram style
Faggot detected.
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>>558964150
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas!!!
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>>558968031
Is there a recipe for this?
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>newfags dont know information library
http://info.stylee32.net/index.php?dir=
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>>558968405
That actually looks pretty good. Where do you put the seamen again?
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>>558968389
One of my uncles was a small time cartel leader's right hand man. I have a straight connection to a farm.
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>>558967015
it guy here
this is legit
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it makes mustard gas dont
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>>558968031
omg that looks really good!!!
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>>558967018
nigga what have you done?!
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>>558969650
mustard gas confirmed
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>>558968031
Whats the dough made out of?
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>>558960221
Don't so it it makes mustard gas!
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>>558969808
flour
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>also
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>>558965971
a little outdated? this thing's fucking old.
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>>558969885
I laughed harder at this than i should have
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>>558967018
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>>558960221
I just realised it says to insert the stick or whatever 4/3 deep
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>>558960221
You guys are total fucking losers
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>>558968537
dude fucking get off 4chan
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>>558970116
lol, that's is pretty funny. We are so used to attempts at smart alec answers that a direct, honest answer is pretty funny.
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>>558967919

Speed is much better, it lasts longer, and is cheaper. The downside is that the crash is hellish. Can be anyway, unless you take some opiates (oral morphine is my favorite for it), benzos, or even benadryl.
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>>558960221
Tried it. Leave this residue on your cock after your done with it. Assuming you use lube.
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>>558965971
?
? ?
FUCK YES
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boner garage confirmed
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>>558969476
>heres a torrent if you want the full download
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6002924/Information_Library_2.0_as_seen_on_4chan
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>>558970946
fucked up m8
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>>558970946
>>558971171
?
? ?
wait
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>>558970083
Or just go to the store and buy the mix. A box that makes 30 only costs $5.
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>>558970946
kek
???
? ?
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>>558970793
Not to mention hallucinations become very disturbing when you've been spun out for 12 hours hitting a pipe. It's better than coke in every way besides that and the comedown. I also feel more safe around coke dealers than speed dealers. coke dealers are always cool but speed dealers seem like they're about to stab you and shit on your body.
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>>558971351
fuck this
???
? ?
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>>558971434
yeah true. this was from way back when it was a guarded secret. some disgruntled dishwasher posted it and I nabbed it. delicious times ensued.
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>>558968506
>/v/
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>>558968506
wtf does this say?
whatisthisapictureforants.jpg
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>>558962116
What book is this?
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>>558971726
>right click
>open link in new tab
>zoom
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>>558971832
its from "How to make Mustard Gas" by F Aggot.
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>>558960221
I like this
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>>558971969
kek
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>>558971969
lol
Nothing suspicious there.
Tastes even better if you add some weapons grade plutonium
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>>558967161
Cocaine is the best drug I have ever done. You can still function on Cocaine, unlike alcohol and weed. You feel alive and sex is usually the default activity.
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>>558970539
>those meat flaps
fleshlight it is
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>>558972264
you ruined the joke. leave
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>>558970083
haha I like le rage faces.
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>>558972707
it also works when you hit them with a hammer
the iron aligns the ions
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>>558970793
have fun with your fucking anxiety and stupid never ending talking.
just pop oxycontin
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>>558972528
>virgin detected
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>>558972528
Whatever you say, kissless wizard.
She's 18 and it's tight and wet beyond your comprehension.
I'm 38 btw....
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>>558965971
?
??
new fag overhere
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>>558973390
Exactly
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>>558972528
GR8est of B8s M8
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>>558963910
used to to this at manifestations <3 nostalgia
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>>558971491

The hallucinations are more from sleep deprivation I used to set up over 24 hours a lot when I was younger, and I'd get them.

I always found them more annoying than anything else really. Typically mine are auditory. It sounds like a radio that's just off the channel so you hear static and maybe two different stations trying to come through it at the same time, and it sounds like incomprehensible gibberish. This is actually caused from physical damage to the ear canal from what I understand, but I forget the name of the condition. I just know that I'm more likely to experience it if I'm extremely tired, or have been doing speed.
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>>558970793
oral morphine is fucking trash

insufflated hydromorphone is eons better, and IV dilaudid is literally the best feeling on earth

i've had no bad comedowns from dilly and it seems to last just long enough for me to nod off for a bit
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>>558965832
Gross as fuck
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??
? ?

still a newfag
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>>558960221

Why not just make it out of silicone? It's way easier to work with, probably feels better, probably lasts longer, and will probably stretch better. For example:

http://www.instructables.com/id/Worlds-easiest-silicone-mold/
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>>558973546
Im a grill btw
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>>558965832
>6 ounces
That's only 4 fucking shots of rum. Nobody is going to pass out from that.
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>>558968214
Thank God everything here makes mustard gas.
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>>558973390
>>558973546
>>558973746
>tools detected

Have fun worshipping some bitch with ugly nails
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>>558974138
Ok.
You're totally full of shit.
>wants to be a skinny-jean neckbeard, but too young to grow a beard
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>>558965737
i wouldnt mind having that as a poster
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>>558973357

Thank you, I will.

>>558973861

I agree, but mixed with speed (usually during the come-down for me) it's way different. It kind of cancels out the crash, and makes you feel like you are still high on the speed. Or at least that's how it does me.

I used to swear by hydrocodone for combating the crash. mg for mg Hydros are way better than oral morphine for getting a good buzz, but for coming down off of speed it just doesn't compete.
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>>558969429

> dough
> cheese
> topping

Jesus fucking christ did you even look at the image? You fuck-wit tosser.
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>>558970589
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>>558974351
Tool?
Whatever you say, faglord
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>>558972528
Better be bait
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>>558970046
holy shit, this actually works (tried it on an old candy bar phone)
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>>558974932
why did you remove the other post faggot?
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>>558974561
Please stop, put those away
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Still a newfag
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I got a shit ton /b/.
Dumping a WHOLE lot
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>>558975028
Better be a puppet ID
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>>558973546
>38
>on /b/
>mfw
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>>558975319
I swear it's not a screamer
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>>558974618
hydros have always been a big waste of money for me, unless they were practically free, because of how god damn weak they are in comparison to all the other stuff that was available to me at the time

straight roxies are better than it by miles, and oxymorphone is better than any other opiate i can think of if you're taking it intranasally, but when it comes to IV, hydromorphone is even better than the cleanest heroin imo, nothing comes close to that dilly rush
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>>558973850
Same here.

As a kid, (11-12,) I would stay up for 24+ hours and often hear music that isn't there. Also sometimes bumps and bangs like someone is walking to go catch me up.
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>>558975449
Some of these may be info-graphs too
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???
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>>558975402
You
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>>558960221
So I need an excuse for my parents as to why there is no corn starch left in the house. What exactly do people use corn starch for OTHER than making fake vaginas?
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>>558975587
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>>558975073
The fugly tits speak for themselves
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>>558975402
At least I'm not making fake pussies like some fagbags on here
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>>558975752
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>>558975884
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>>558975775
titaaaaaaaaaaays
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>>558975979
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>>558975775
You're the one jacking off into a fleshlite. An hero you pathetic piece of shit
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>>558960221
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>>558975402
31fag checking in
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>>558976168
So mad. Are these your moms?
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>>558975775
well, I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
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>>558975775
ugh
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>>558975775
Haha you have never even had sex
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>>558964867
In a pinch, running with a fire extinguisher can get you into any room!
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>>558976325
Makes the computer make mustard gas. Don't do this
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Anyone know how to figure out someone's wifi password?

Moved to San Diego recently and I'm staying with my alcoholic father for a bit while I look for work and a place of my own. He uses cable internets and is usually using it watching movies literally all the time. My laptop picks up plenty of wifi signals around here, but all of them are protected ( smart folks ).

I need to use the internet to find my ass a job. Applied everywhere within reasonable walking distance, but I'm desperate to get out of here.

Any help isn't really expected, but it'd be amazing.
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>>558976717
you were the one who posted it originally faggot
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>>558964970
Student pilot here
kek
the prop does keep the engine cool, though
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>>558976325
seems legit
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>>558975884
Holy shit that is deep. Saved the shit out of professor x's speech here.
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>>558976802
what part?
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>>558960905
what kind of retarded fucking neckbeard wrote this.
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>>558963910
i dun figured this out when i was like 5
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Pot cookie
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>>558976802
You can usually tether your laptop to your phone's internet.
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>>558960905
Lel, this is a fucking joke. Phase 2 is pure crap. Touching someone who doesn't even like you in a sexual way is going to make them fucking hate you secretly. No one likes to have their personal space invaded...
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>>558975737

I was a bit of a pot-head when I was in my teens and early 20s. I always liked the sedate effects of it best. I always assumed I'd hate stimulants, but I ended up trying coke after my mom died from cancer, and I was in the process of drinking myself to death. My friend got some, and thought it would help cheer me up. First few lines, I thought it was overrated bullshit, though the numbing effect was cool. After a night of snorting it, I loved the shit.

I loved it too much, and it started to get as out of hand as my drinking. I tried speed, looking for a cheaper alternative, and found I loved the shit even more. Incidentally though I'm able to handle speed better. I can stop using it when I want/need to, and I don't need it daily, or even monthly now. I also didn't find that drinking complemented it so well like it does coke, so I just gave up drinking for it too. I slowly tapered off of it to something I just do occasionally. I honestly believe the shit saved my life.

I like opiates a lot too. More probably.I've just always been extremely careful about not doing them too often though.
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>>558965157
That's pretty fuckin' cool, assuming it's real. But at least for my area, it's too accurate to be fake. The black dots around where I live are all powerplants/oil refineries.
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>>558960221
Don't do this, your dick will explode.
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>>558975683
you ever wonder why your parents had so much corn starch when the only use for it is making fake vaginas?
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Anyone know how to make ketchup gas?
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>>558964990
Why not just put the beans in the empty bottle?
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>>558965971
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I DID IT!?!?!?!?
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>>558976802
I'm not saying to use it, but back track five is a program capable of getting into networks.
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>>558969650
aaaaand you call the cops
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>>558960221
its called an info thread
>being this new
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ITT: Anarchist Cookbook 3
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>>558964451
this is gay why would you even save this
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>>558978132

It's used as a thickening agent for soups, and people used to spray it on their shirts and stuff, back when they had to iron everything.
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>>558966024
its not that easy because that pic is old as hell and doesnt work anymore

sorry you missed the golden age of life hacks bud
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>>558978167
Learn some physics, doofus. if you boil it, the ketchup atoms go thru a state transition, and you got ketchup gas.

During the Apollo missions, in order to save weight, they boiled the hotdog into hotdog gas, and every once in a while, fed the hotdog, ketchup and mustard gas thru the ventilation system so the astronauts could eat a light lunch just by breathing.

True story.
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>>558978485
Nope.
  ?
? ?
>>558978623
What you call a Thread does not determine the length of time you've been on 4Chan. Throwing around the term "NewFag" where applicable is stupid. I can't wait until Summer is over so I don't have to hear this for another year.
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A much better diy flesh light.

Pro Tip: Fill the cup up with the warm water and then poor half of it into each glove. This way, you can be sure you never have too little or too much water in the gloves. It's actually a lot less than you would expect it to be.
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>>558977205

By SDSU.
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>>558978836
Because that faggot is gay as fuck.
Captcha: whatafag
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>>558978167

1. Eat a lot of ketchup, and nothing else.
2. ???
3. Ketchup farts
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Homeless stuff
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>>558978623
is it september yet?
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>>558977416

Unfortunately I no longer have a phone that's able to do this, just a pos flip phone from the long long ago.
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>>558979120
I just cut a hole in a watermelon and fuck it. You can do this right in the grocery store, so when you are done, just put the melon back on the pile so you don't have to pay for it.
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woods man shit
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>>558979364
>3. Ketchup farts
4Chan never dissapoints
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>>558979584
part 2
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>>558967835
>>558967645
directions not clear, dick got caught in ceiling fan
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>>558979710
done done fun
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>>558979526
But watermelons aren't warm.
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>>558979097
It actually does though. If you were on in the time where info threads were popular you would call it an info thread it's that simple. I also didn't call you a newfag you fucking newfag
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>>558979732
Don't do this, its makes ketchup gas!!!
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>>558979894
neither is your mom.
If you want warm, microwave the watermelon first.
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>>558979894
put it in the microwave for a few minutes first
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>>558979904
>This butthurt
Calm down, your Mom will be home with your HotPockets soon.
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>>558979559
ples wrok
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>>558966608
not nessicarrily entirely true, the middle one looks like an amantia muscaria 'shroom which you can trip your ass off on. just gotta know what to look for
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My friend uses this when he's on the road.
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>>558980175
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>>558973850
Don't be stupid, those are hypnogogic hallucinations, they have nothing to do with your ears or ear canal. Do you not understand what a hallucination is? It occurs in your brain. You may be thinking of something like tinnitus. Google hypnogogic hallucinations. They occur during microsleep which is when you fall asleep for a very short amount of time, less than a second. Before your eyes even close.
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>>558975979
>55% of communication is nonverbal
>7% of communication is verbal
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>>558966350
any funny jewpons?

I used hundreds of jewpons on cigarettes, and pizza rolls and bagel bites. damn that was some good eating.
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>>558980487
Legal drugs anyone?
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>>558980815
easy gas mask?
kinda works..
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>>558980175
>this butthurt
>reading my tone wrong to suit your own fantasies
time to grow up, kiddo
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if someone is willing to find the name and address of the person registered to this number, i will pay 20 USD via paypal
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easy stuff now.
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>>558979526
You've read my joke. >:)
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>>558981183
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>>558981060
that fucking cat looks delicious
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