drawthread dead space edition >Rip Ruby

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>>558629543
Theres nothing here bro

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Obligatory request for a guy with a bong in his hand laying on a bed made of space

>>558629787
>And thus ended the space race

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>>558629543
> dead space

>>558629383#
Not at all! Tell me how the various reptiles look amongst the reptilian subspecies. Or at least some brief description of their differences.


....and how they'd approach a human male they're interested in..

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Requesting her trying to give a titfuck with her small boobs.

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....what the fuck

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>>558629836

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huh?
So does anyone actually want some changes to be considered to SC to make it more "Welcoming" or w/e

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Requesting lewds of the girl in back, preferably giving a blowjob.

The character doesn't have any porn at all except a couple nudes, this needs to be rectified

>>558630379
Man. You just couldn't put that anywhere else eh?

>>558630379
Holy shit! You did it! I love you! This rip is for you, kind anon.

Can you draw a jappanese couple having sex as the guy comes to early and stabs himself with a katana yelling "I Disonor Framry"

>>558630379
What program do you use?

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whoops time for me to sleep nini guys

>>558630705
Good night!

>>558630705
g'night catfox

>>558630281
Are you having weird dreams about me fucking the shit out of you and you having multiple orgasms in under a minute?

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>>558630705
You did it as well! A rip in your honor!

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>>558630508

All good mang, Guayo gotcha.

>>558630621
Paint SAI

>>558630705

ni-ni, sleep well my friend.

>>558630947
If you're taking lewd requests, could you try this?>>558630225

>>558630705
Lub u carfax~

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>>558630880
>

>>558630947
How the fuck do you get that brush?!

how do yuo guise draw this good on computer ?

>>558631113
Tsk, tsk..

That ego is not flattering at all.. you're going to have to do better if you dont want to be punished.

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>>558631040


Eeeugh, sorry, can't do at the moment.

>>558631114

Dont know what you mean, it's the basic ink pen, or ballpoint pen honestly.

I just fidget around till I find what I like or download shit off of google.

>>558630880

>mfw

>>558631521
Ah, alright.

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>>558630947
How're youu?
Sorry for the lateness. busy busy busy

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can i get someone to draw this? its my unarmed char actor from skyrim named Mr.Fister

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>>558631276
you should see this ego when i'm chatting with marc

>>558630102
lacerta hominis has adapted close to human culture, being very human like in comparison to other reptile species, they are more accepted than their monstrous cousins. Though relationships between their kind and humans are rare, they typically follow human dating patterns.

Draco hominis haven't adapted well to human culture due to their large stature and monstrous appearance and introverted society, and have plummeted in population due to genocides during the dark ages. Their low population has made them very loyal to their own kind and very rarely have serious relationships with outsiders, though flings happen. Draco Hominis are matriarchal like their Feral cousins the Dragons, Females growing much larger than males, and are more aggressive... a female would typically take the lead in courtship.

Ueteres see humans as a blight on the earth, most in fact see Midguard (Earth) as being Doomed and have fled to Helheime and The Broken Planes... the ones who remain on Earth live a relatively isolationist life... if a human would want to date a Ueteres (also known as an Old one), you would have to renounce your humanity and join their society... you would have to show you hated your own kind, to humans you would be considered a traitor, to the Old ones, you would be considered one of them, treated as an equal...

I could go into deeper detail but, lol still drawing.

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>>558631710
also he rips out hearts and collects jewels

>>558631735
You've gotten a lot better at art since I first joined these drawthreads.

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>>558630705
Nini.
>>558629543
Yall niggas finally got here?
> tfw I turn the gravity switch on and send everyone back down to earth.

>>558631930
I never sage... what did I...
> my ID. Let's see it.

>>558630621
>>558631114
>>558631250
Download it here;

https://www.dropbox.com/s/38qggpmhe6wn6ji/sai%201.1.0%20full%20%2B%20brushes.zip

>>558631735
I will fuck you, and then right before you cum im gonna pull out and slap the fuck out of your pussy

This will cause the muscles to loosen up exponentially. Loose enough to where i will be able to fit my most of my fist in you for a split second. This will cause the most intense orgasm you have ever had in your entire life.

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>>558631735
hue~
>>558631930
How do you...turn the gravity on, in space...to head towards eart..what.

tell me what do you use to draw, mouse isn't working for me

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>Maybe I am a God.
Shit motherfucker you're nuts

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>>558631660


Getting internet disconnected in two days, so I probably wont be on these threads as much, even less posting, mostly lurking, just know Ill always be watching you cuties.

Other than that news, sweating like a pig cuz Japan's summer is fucking hot and sleepy.

>>558631825
Must. Hear. More. About. Reptile races.

Have any photos? How about an alias? I'd enjoy speaking with you again about these topics should one of us suddenly depart.

>>558632229
most everyone has a tablet of one sort or another, usually Wacom from what I hear

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>>558632183
Yeah I'm using it right now, it's just that all my tools always look like this

>>558631825
...and by photos I mean drawings of them, not you. Hah, pardon any confusion.

>>558632342
On Tumblr I'm ImfamousBawble...

I'm also always in the threads, you can just call out for Bawble lol.

>>558632413
Most people buy a graphic drawing tablet. Brands like wacom, bamboo, or something like that. You can get a good quality one for around ~$50. In Sai there is also a place above the canvas called stabilizer that makes for smoother lines.

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I heard you guys complaining about boring unoriginal OCs. I have come to save you all from despair with the most original OC of all time.

>>558632647
Nigger

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I'm actually going to bed.

I'm just here to say you all tricked me into thinking my EP was shit. But i have received praise for people who have seen my shows for it.

So thanks for upsetting me like usual. I was correct, like usual though.

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>>558632220
What the fuck...We are both laughing our asses off at this shit...hue

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>>558632223
I can choose the direction in which I want (the gravity that I form/use) to go. The creativity is with graviteh us boundless. But of course I'd flip the direction in small increments so we don't all plummet to our death.

>>558632808
It sounds fucking hysterical

But it actually works. Learned it from a chinaman. Actually it was a native american friend of mine.

>>558632773
Your EP is shit, those people are just fucking with you, or you've made them up. Go away, everyone was relieved when we thought your dumb ass was banned.

>>558632481
Cool. Got any drawings of the reptilians to share? Or just orcs for the moment?

Care to take the time to discuss more reptile courtship culture with a fan?

>>558632808
so are you guys like dating now or what

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>>558632808
heheheh....

>>558632985
oh my god
you're turning me into a full blown lesbian

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>>558632286
When do you think you'll be getting your internet back? Or is it a time will tell type of deal.

>>558633007
wait. when did people think i got banned?

last night a guy bought me a beer because he loved me

today i gave a copy to another salesman at costco. he came right back in after his lunch break. TOOK A FUCKING SELFIE WITH ME and said "hahah! Now i can lie and tell everyone i knew you before you were famous!"

I shit you not. That has never happened to me before.

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Oops

>>558632808
You should see the pantomime of it. Its even funnier.

can u draw a necramorf (dead spaec) and a boy metroid (super smash bros) havng sex in the sprawl from dead space 2
both male necramorf on top

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>>558632808
>>558632220


Oh jeez, this is just sad.

Get the popcorn, I think he's staying for a while.

>>558633210
Hello!

>>558633165
Im a man. I just know my way around a lady is all~

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>>558633064
Of course, and I have some throw away ones.

The thing in this one is a Lamia, which isn't technically part of any of those reptilian groups I listed before, but I figured you might like it, I have some pics on my tumblr, but I don't have anything to do with my lore on it, I try to hide my power level... I'd be happy to discuss my lore further.

>>558633357
>i just know my way around a lady

im screaming

>>558633339
>Jelly babby doesnt know any gratifying sexual kung fu

I thought you were japanese? Shouldnt you know the art of the vagina?

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>>558633210
Wait till they remind 4 more times to cut the limbs.

>>558632985
I call bullshit/tom cruise.

>>558633146
hue.

>>558633165
pffft, get a load of pussy puncher eh?

>>558633339
Fuck the popcorn where are the credits?

>>558633357
First thing first, you don't fucking punch their pussy like a plastic bag.

>>558633357
'muh fedora' tho

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>>558633210

>>558633607
>Punch

You slap it, and then you finger it with every finger

>>558633607
you gave no answer which either means you don't want to jump the gun and say it before she does or it's been talked about between you two but not confirmed.

so that would be a yes.

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>>558633176


Sadly, time will tell.

But as I said always be watching you drawfags at work and I'll be as active as possible, just not as much.

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Plz maybe....

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>>558632985
>>558633239
>>558633357
>>558633603
....
Nigga

>>558633894
I'm a newfag artist..only been here for a month and I think you are so cool, you literally take no bs.

>>558633815

Let us not venture to Ishimura, tiss' a silly place.

Y'know in retrospect..

This probably has to be one of those things you have to see to believe

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>>558632647
Meow

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ill draw a bit before i get sleepy

>>558634028
it's a pretty complicated thing man
I'd take a shot at it were it not for the time, should be asleep atm

>>558633894

This is my first draw thread and it's feelin me up...

I can't make this penguin very sexy.

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>>558634318
shit

>>558633894
FeelsT.T

>>558634124


>newfag artist

Please don't start saying shit like that.

Honestly man, what is this? The internet, stays like that, I'm here to draw shit and have fun with it.

But I think you're cool to, anon.

Just don't be falling into the classifications of the civilization is all.

>>558633373
I certainly appreciate the lamia and can sympathize with hiding power levels.

But you're right, my favorite is lizards girls, usually more feral in appearance (elongated faces, more stoic expressions unless genuinely moved/aroused, etc).

But yes, your lore is fascinating. Do share more about the three lizard cultures. Just how does each look in comparison?

Also you draw quite well. Do you take requests? Perhaps commissions if I'd be interested in several panel sets?

Regardless, do share more! I could only imagine how a Draco hominis would pursue a human male as her interest, or what would cause such a relationship to appear as a possibility in her mind.

Especially given their matriarch reclusive nature.

>>558633189
Hell last thread someone mentioned how great it was you were gone...
Just because some douche irl likes you, doesn't mean everyone does, and that guy at Costco was probably fucking with you... I've sarcastically taken selfies with someone and said those exact words to people, fucking with them.

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>>558634151
Hon hon hon

>>558634549
why do people think i was gone?

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>>558633357
oh
my
god

>>558633607
huehuehue
he knows his way around a lady, it's cool

>>558633146
>>558633830
KEK
when does the alarm bell ring?
we're in highschool again, right?

>>558634425
It's just complicated. I've just lost all motivation to draw, after realizing most of the bad feedback I got is true. I'm not even really an artist to be honest. So I've stopped posting. I'm just watching.

>>558633373
By the way, I am currently working at might need to depart for a few hours. I will return, and you certainly are welcome to post multiple posts of info. I'll definitely read it all! Your reptilian lore sounds great!

I look forward to our conversations, my new friend.

>>558634494
I do take requests, and I do take commissions, however, commissions take me a lot of time, and I'm not the best at coloring...
>>558634732
message me on tumblr at any time... I answer back usually very quickly. If not there, you can always "summon" me via the thread, I lurk constantly.

>>558634652
WAIT SO IT'S TRUE?

WHAT ABOUT JIM

Fucking love triangles, man

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>>558633827
Still shit.

>>558633830
Welcome to logic class.

>>558634652
pffft, this is just great, Might as well call him lady killer.

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>>558634271
>>558634414


>stop

>>558635012
is this like an irl kind of relationship or are you just OTP-ing?

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Crossing my fingers and hoping this doesnt look wonky as fuck

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Goodnight thread, luv yoo nigas

>>558634552

>francepls

>>558634657

Nigga do you think I'm an artist?

No, I just draw fucker, I draw because I like it, not because others like it.

Step up nigga, fight for your right, live and let die, all that fucking philosopher/music quotes fuck man, just get in the groove and join up and slam jam the dance.

>>558634652
Is it really such a hard concept to grasp?

I know its fucking hysterical, but are you really too much of a prude to be curious as to if it actually works?

>Look who im asking
>A girl who lives in an entire city full of shallow people
>About as sexually liberated as a synagogue

>>558635012
if eva's shy you don't have to be specific about the sex life, but how good is the puss on a scale from 1 to 10? Just curious

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I just stole a wacom tablet. What are all these buttons even for?

>>558635343
Tis a silly pose, but it looks good

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>>558635025

It's hard, because you seem bro tier, anon. Super bro.

>>558635390
good night, try posting in the thread more next time! I didn't know you were even here Anon.

>>558635578
I knew it too. Oh well. Itried.jpg

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>>558635343
You did good
ONLY THING
Is that spongebob titty

>>558635343

Wonky, nah.

Good actually, wouldn't flip my shit over it but wow, looks good.


>>558635390

Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

>>558635492

Mostly for hotkeys, but just practice drawing and getting used to the pressure on the tablet and all that jazz.

In my experience it took me about a week to get used to my shitty Wacom Create, it's all broken down now but it works as a show.


>>558635606

I'm everyone's bro if they need one man.

Even Heaven needs some love for his faggy ass to man.

Live and let die fuck man, why is it so hard for you fuckers to understand that some people just want to chill.

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>>558634230
no requests for me?
nonlewds?

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Requesting everyone make their character here.

http://www.sp-studio.de/

(this is what i look like on stage <3)

>>558635620

Make me a guy staring up at the night sky, looking sadly bewildered?

>>558635696
What you need to do now is draw her getting the dick

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>>558635627
it was my bad, metal gear rising took a lot longer than i thought to get to a good stopping poiint. I posted in the last thread and people got boners for me, so a repost for them i guess. dont worry though, in the afternoon tomorrow i may start another one of my patented STALKER threads and it may get spammed. i hope.
>>558635779
fuck bed bugs, there scary as hell

>>558635012
>Still shit

My ex would like a word with you..

>>558635785
>>558635812

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>>558635207
hue
>
>>558635483
pffft
>shy
I won't blast, but how are we judging here?
I would say 8-9 just to be safe.
There is no such thing as a full 10 puss.

>>558635949
I don't like pet cemeteries.

>>558635836
No no, sorry thats it for me tonight. I can do that tomorrow if you'd like. Im really liking the towergris.
>>558635627
Haha oops.

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>>558635620
An axolotl, reimagined as a robot.

>>558635802
Go to bed dickcheese

>>558635343
head looks pretty goddamn big
probably just the angle

>>558635949
Newsflash, however good you may be at it in reality this shit doesn't translate to the internet. Shut the hell up.

>>558636046
:C so meeeaaaannnnnn

I don't deserve that meanness.

Just be kind to me

>mfw chris is pretending that he didn't spam the thread earlier

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>>558634552
getta load of this nigga

>>558634989
he's dead man
that's not cool
rip

>>558635012
if he's punching pussy like that he's literally a lady killer

>>558635480
it's fuckin' ridiculous bruh

>>558635207
where do you think we are?
>dat scrubs reference

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>>558635995
Do you like sanitariums or counseling centers? How about shitty low rent apartments? She's probably in one of those three places.

>>558635995
so you two are really doing it?

Fuck man, why do you keep secrets like this from us? We're like your fucking family. You're supposed to tell us this kind of shit. Well I'm really happy for you guys, you have everyone's blessing from the draw community.

>>558636151
No... either draw something the people in the chat like, or go away... if you want to learn to get good, theres things you can do to improve, but if you're gonna keep being annoying and not try, then we're going to keep telling you to fuck off and keep calling you a fucking shitstain.

>>558636312
what's the shit? i just got here.

i get blamed for everything here
1. Every spam
2. Lucario
3. People who yell at me
4. Someone sending CP

How many more thing are you gonna blame me for?

>>558636332
Of course its eccentric, but most good things in life are. Open your mind for once, maybe get out of that comfort zone.

>>558636475
the people who judge my art, are in fact, the worst artists here

don't tell me how to draw. don't tell me how to play music

i am an entire dimension ahead of you

>>558636505
Just anything else that you do and pretend you didn't.

>>558636624
You're in another fucking dimension alright..

>>558636561
Nigga your tactic is shit. Let's get real. Pain over pleasure. No matter how you look at it. If that woman isn't used to hf gettin plowed by mammoth meat, then you aren't getting a fist in there. Just accept that normal people, like the individuals you are talking to, have their own tactics that end in awesome sex. Chill out with your monk in the mountains voodoo shit.

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>>558636408
oh my god
you.... you really are stupid
you aren't pretending

>>558636561
>comfort zone
nigga you don't know me

>>558636332
how long has this draw-cest been going on behind our backs?

>>558635785
How was your week? Seeing as you've been gone for so long and all.

>>558636624
So you're saying you're better than I am?

I don't have a high opinion of my own ability but I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread will tell you, your kindergarten shitscribbles are nothing compared to me.

You draw like fuckin Chris Chan for fuck sake.

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>>558636352
I don't even care where your ex is.

>>558636408
I didn't know I had to update facebook or some shit like that for you people to know, and uh, thanks for your blessing?

>>558636867
Yeah, Fisting isn't a thing I wanna get into.

>>558636904
Some people just want myspace updates on this shit.

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>>558635812
>>558635956
ye
>>558636914
preparing for my trip to europe, pretty tiring

>>558636904
well you two chat a lot and talk about that and have a suspiciously close relationship outside of the threads, but in the threads you're kinda awkward and don't talk to each other as much. It seems pretty obvious that there's a little something going on between you two. We aren't judging you you know. I'm happy for you guys!

>>558636867
>Monk in the mountains voodoo shit

KEK, apparently i am the only guy here that has done anything like this so ill just shut up. Got damn, ya'll need to get out more.

draw Isaac from dead space rule63

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>>558636904
Hey, before i go to bed.

Really honestly, i like you in a nonsexual way. I don't ever want to have sex with you. But i do want to be your friend c:

I think you're amazing. I see through you. I see the good in you.

Odds are: you'll continue hating me, but my opinion hasn't changed of you for months now

my skype is
live:cmbishop1

if you care

>>558637070
Oh, hope you have fun while you're away!

>>558637091
talk about chatting on Skype I mean, shoulda clarified

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>>558637070

Thanks anon, that really summarizes how i feel at the moment. I appreciate it.

>>558637064
will I get banned if I mention your relationship on SC?

>>558637189
Shut the FUCK up

Nobody in these threads wants to be your friend you fucking creep

>>558636904
I don't think I've ever seen you do a request. just sayin'

would like to see your style outside of that one character

From what i have heard, marc is bolivian and Eva is from LA

There is a very low possibility they are fucking you nitwits

>>558637189
oooh Marc's gonna murder you in cold blood now

Watch your back

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>>558637091
now now point dexter, no one in thread is the same off thread.
Or something.

>>558637349
It doesn't break a rule.

>>558637424
last thread they did some, though I'm teaching Her slowly.

>>558637562
Ew, I don't wanna touch that.

>>558637064
Right?
>>558637146
It's all good. It's just not common. I have large hands. If i dad that to a woman she'd feel like she was giving birth.
Bitches be having orgasms but say it's kinda hard to because it hurts a bit at some points that you are hittin deep sugar walls. So if you're shoving a falcon pawnch in that mug I expect a orgasm kill. At least with the bitches around these parts

>>558637545
Noice damage control m8

But calling bs because Marc is basically admitting it now

>>558637417
>Creep

But that's my social class. I am a cool creep. I like being a creep. It suits me.

>>558637039
Kindergarten drawings. YES! That's what i'm going for.

But add a bunch of perverted creepy shit. That's me ;)

>>558637424
She's done requests when asked, pooj said the same thing and i showed him 2 requests she did in that thread alone

White knighting and winning feelsgoodman

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>>558637424
She did a request of my character.
> rekt

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>>558637297
np man

>>558637723
Well your art is shit, Kindergarten drawings aren't good you dumbass, no matter the subject... if it looks like shit, it looks like shit... if you want to actually try theres people who can help you, but if you're gonna keep shitting out those pieces of shit, you might as well leave or make your own shit thread to shit up... you're unwanted here you little Bellend. We try to help you to improve, and you ignore it claiming "Muh muh style, you just don't understand it" well if your audience doesn't understand it, you're fucking doing it wrong...

>>558637639
YOU DONT SHOVE UR WHOLE FIST IN BRUH

JUST YOUR 4 FINGERS AND MAYBE A THUMB. You can apply less or more fingers for a beat or tight gurl, but the technique is the same more or less for all pussies.

>>558637632
>>558636904
>lack of posts
>things got quiet

Looks like Marc got in trouble for failing to keep the secret

Kek

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>>558637545
What the fuck is a bolivian, you need to shit post more.
>>558637719
Thanks heav.

>>558637424
She also has improved since I started going on these threads... a lot in fact.

>>558638120
You dont know what Bolivia is? Wow.. ur dum..

I wish I could contribute but I can't into art.

I feel like some people in this thread have no idea what they're doing in sex, c'mon
punching a woman's vagina? Fuck man, poor gal.
There is alot more to sex than just ramming your blood stick in her ponooch, especially if she has alot of things to grab on, ya know man, ya gotta see if she's a real beauty and touch her all over the place
Iunno,i'm just going off on a tangent.

>>558638031
You think you're helpful but you're a fucking tyrant

>>558638230
YOU ARE READING NOTHING I SAID

fuck it.. i give up..

>>558638025
hey can i see some of your male nude works? you're so cute

>>558638120
Is Eva mad that we found out?

I mean I think the idea of a draw couple irl is cute, and I've hung around here since right before Eva first started so it's cool to see how draw threads can bring people together.

>>558638238
He's not trying to be helpful

>>558638380
thanks for the reinforcement friend

ill ignore him now

>>558638083
Ight I can feel that. My girl is the rare kind of find. A slim body with the innie peach puss. So the slap wouldn't do much but sting.

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>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>>558638368
I hate you, Chris.

>>558638120
Can we get some insider details on how it started? Probably personal info but it's juicy as shit

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Leave with everyone feeling feels then come back to the extreme hate, jesus christ guys just chill and draw you fucks, Im still taking requests, and you asshats should to.

Love you all tho.


>>558638528

Hello?

>>558638238
I am now because you ignore everything everyone tells you, you claim "Muh... Muh style" well art doesn't work like that... you have to adapt and get better, you can't just stay in the kindergarten shitscribble stage and call yourself a genius, because you're fucking not, you're a fucking pillock with the delusional self esteem of Peggy fucking Hill.

You're worse than fucking Andrew Dobson.

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>>558638138
A few of us are teaching her, myself included.

>>558638102
Yes I was yelled at for not being high enough.

>>558638375
>Thinks I'd do something to piss her off that wasn't funny in the end.

>>558638528
who was phone?

>>558638625
You have to buy the DLC.

>>558638625
>juicy as shit

why am I laughing so hard at this

I mean that was the worst combination you could've used

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>>558638573
is that why you've been ignoring me?

awww dude what happened?

we talked like friends for a brief moment in time. why can't we go back to that? i want to be your friend i promise

>>558638452
Yeah, no shit slapping someone on the cunt is gonna hurt a little. But thats what causes the tight muscles (from the orgasm) to loosen up for a split second, even looser than they usually are and allows you to shove more fingers in than usual.

Im tired of explaining this, should have known normal people dont do shit like this. Basic ass punks.

>>558638690

Make a kitten with sunglasses?

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>>558638808
You're a goddamn monkey, Chris.

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>>558637064
niggas treatin' drawthreads like real life n shit

>>558637091
t-thanks?

>>558637189
could hardly hold my dinner down reading this

>>558637424
i admit i haven't done a real request lately
but
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY
shit sucks man
i either get lewd ones or some that involve my character doing something

>>558637545
>LA
i said in the last thread i live in san diego

>>558638102
>i'm lazy
>it's late

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>>558638528
...

>>558638715
i am a modern syd barrett

>>558638753
So have you met irl? Or is this like an online thing? Is it pretty serious?

>>558638928
Enjoy losing what little remains of your mind

Eventually we will move on as a band without you

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>>558638903
>could hardly hold my dinner down reading this

okay. won't change how i feel.

God you're so hurtful

>>558638897
But i'm still nice to you :S

I don't try to piss you off. I'm just me.

Whatever, i don't get you. Fuck you're so cute.

You are also the reason i started wearing bows in my hair

>>558638903
OH JESUS CHRIST WOMAN

CALIFUCKINGFORNIA

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>>558638780
>>558638625
>>558638873


meow meow meow meow meow

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>>558638690
>>558638913
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU have subjected this community to the HOTTEST game show sweeping across the galaxy!!!! For the next seven days between the hours of 1AM and 3AM, I, the Triviemperor, God of Trivia, will call you on this number and give you all chances to win some extravagant prizes!

>>558638928
if I didn't know better I'd think you're trolling

this is pathetic

>>558639264

God yes.

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>>558639265

...go on

>>558639240
>You are also the reason i started wearing bows in my hair

what?

>>558638903
>dinner
ooh was it with marc? A candlelit romantic dinner with smooth jazz playing in the background?
Then what's after? A nice candlelit rose bath together? Then drying each other off and having Marc carry you to bed while you have like 2-hour long intimate sex and cuddling to sleep afterward? I may write a fanfic about this 50 Shades of Grey style

was he the one you went to comic con with too?

>>558638928
>syd barrett
No, You're not... you're actually fucking terrible and that is really insulting to Syd Barrett.

You are a hack... someone who thinks far too highly of themselves... seriously...
>>558639240
Look at that fucking shit... anyone can draw that... ANYONE... I don't even have to try to draw that... hell I don't even have to try to draw better than that.
>>558639249
I am also in California.

>>558639249
Drawfags seem to be mostly from California, I'm from California. Riverside actually. Boring as fuck.

>>558639717
Ok, that bit is over, now leave

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>>558638903
Expecting real life scoops.

>>558638985
you barge into my house and you ask me these questions?
>>558639265
Stop calling me.

>>558639285
i still believe FIRMLY i will be a millionaire before i am 30. Also the most influential artist of the 21st century

>>558639450
Yes it is because of Sidhe

>>558639604
I am actually one of the greatest musicians to work the earth. My innovation will be higher than any artist before me.

I have most the ideas right now.

5 albums of sheer musicial revolution.

>>558638897
Please be my friend again Sidhe. You're so fucking cute

>>558639791
Well I'm still a little bit in denial so I need some proof that this is real and I'm not just dreams

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>>558639265
Translation: I am listening
> tfw people don't know about Vu's mimicking powers

>Tfw i am from Kansas
>Tfw i live in the largest city
>Tfw its full of niggers
>Tfw cigarettes are 5 dollars a pack and arizona tea is 99 cents
>Tfw the only things to do here are drugs and sex
>Tfw you fuckers have no idea how to party

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>>558639864
Ladies and Gentlemen.

TO MAKE IT CLEAR

I will be a millionaire before i am 30
I will be one of the most innovative musicians of all time
I will destroy gender roles
I will be one of the most influential musicians of the 21st century

DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING SAY IT AGAIN

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>>558639249
GET IT RIGHT NIGGA

>>558639492
he's the one who got me my ticket man

>>558639791
shuddup dummy~

>>558640082
is that.... is that chris?

>>558639787

Well. You're awfully kind today, heaven. Something good happen?

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>>558639791
>>558639442
>>558640029
Oh, it's all kinds of great fun! I'll fully explain the rules tomorrow, but essentially, every participant will be chosen at random to answer the questions given to them. Answer them correctly, and you get a prize! Answer INcorrectly...

So, if I started practicing and posting here, would people just call me shit, or would it be a critique kind of deal? And how does every one feel about pencil and paper?

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>>558640120
Yes it is.

Now stop being so mean to me. I don't even judge you remotely. I don't know why you feel the need to look down on me. I feel no better than you

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>>558639717


>>558640045

> tfw i am from Nicaragua
> tfw i live in a pretty chill town
> tfw our "president" has been president for 18 years
> tfw everything is pretty chill except for fucking politics and our retarded ass president being a nutsucker and as bipolar
> tfw you have no idea how it is to hold a bro when he's bleeding out
> tfw you should probably come visit Nicaragua cuz tourism helps bro.

>>558640120
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

FUCKING MARC

FUCK

MAN

SHIT

FUCK...

MAN.

GODDAMN.

Are you still together right now?

>>558640120
...yup

Notice how it looks like manny pacquiao socked him in the chest, also notice the disgusting derpy face that seems to be lopsided and the self-cut hair.

This "man" is a genetic defect and probably the reason the spartans did what they did with wonky babies.

>>558640268
You are beautiful. I read every word you type with unimaginable interest whilst noticing every adorable subtlety as you respond. I soak in every word while enjoying your eyes, lips, and that wonderful dimple. I want to be with you all the time so I can bask in your essence; I'm scared it will never happen, though. I mourn every day for the one I love, but they're not dead. You're right in front of me, but I can't reach you. You're untouchable, like a star. The chances of me becoming an astronaut are unlikely, but all I could hope for is a miracle. The miracle is you. I want to bone you.

>>558640595
why you do this? C:

>>558640120
I have a question..

Is Marc actually cool and handsome irl? If so, how cool and handsome is he on a scale from 1 to 10

>>558640404
I dont think it is

But if it is, a couple who would actually do this autistic shit together needs to be shot.

>>558640649
lel jk

no one loves you

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>>558640268

>pick one

>>558639864
>>558640082
you shouldn't... I literally would chop my tits off if I ever found out your shit music went anywhere, because it is so god damn bad, that I feel that if it caught on, I would lose my last small fucking shred of humanity.
You are the worst musician I have ever heard, and the worst artist in the damn thread. You don't even try to improve, then try to say you're better than everyone...

At this rate... you will not be a millionare... ever... you'll be stuck in your shitty mediocre existence, and the day you die of your own mental retardation, is the day I dance for 24 hours on your god damn grave to the song little apple.
You will not be an innovative musician at this point... I've lit farts that sounded better than your godawful singing and your shit guitar riffs.
You will not even be a musician, if anyone pays for your shit, they'll do it out of pity because they'll think your bum fuck retarded.

Jesus Titty fucking Christ I don't know why I'm so fucking pissed off...

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>>558640220
> answer INcorrectly
Translation: What will you fuqn do? HUH? PUNK?
Vu has anger issues to cinematic pauses

>>558640798
he literally is bum fuck retarded though...

He legitimately has a mental disorder, not kidding.

>>558640358
Im sorry ;v;

Like i said tho, middle america. Not a lot of cash that isnt spent on pounds of food, weed, beer, gas, etc..

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>>558639982
Dream is over there.

>>558640120
Pffffft, it was a waste, though seeing the sharknado 2 people was fun, free stuff and all that~


>>558640724
>being this upset you can't punch her pussy
hue.

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>>558640404
yeah
he brought a laptop down with him

>>558640495
i was wondering what was up with that cereal bowl in his chest

>>558640653
solid 8
he's a cutie~

>>558641014
asshole ate most of my sandwich

>>558641014
Marc can literally punch her pussy since it's now his pussy to punch.

How about them apples

I always knew Marc was an Eva fanboy at heart though

>>558640781
>chrisplsjustcalmdown
okay, i am sorry

>>558640798
I have legit people helping me out because they think i will be a star.

I HAVE LEGITLY BEEN TOLD I WILL BE FAMOUS MORE THAN 5 TIMES

I am glad, because you have to chop your tits off when you find out i start the next "generation of music"

Prepare for your locals bars to be flooded with people ripping off my style

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>>558640220
>>558640901
...then you will have to do a physical challenge. Fail that and you WILL be hunted down until you are eventually killed. No questions asked. I've been studying all of you freaks for a while now and I've grown tired of watching you mindlessly tard your way through these threads. I've grown bored of it. That is all.
>dial tone

>>558640798
come on man, we've established numerous times, just ignore the little fuck. you're fuelling him.

>>558641014
I wud punch you and then proceed to punch her pussy with my tongue

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>>558641167
<--- Cereal bowl chest

>>558641167
you two should get off the computers and get fucking then. I mean why draw when you could fuck?

>>558641167
You should post a picture of Marc because reasons

>>558641219
>>558640986

> ;v;

Enough with the fedora-tippin would you?

Seriously, enough with this personal bullshit.
Chris, you will be a rockstar if you snort enough coke, don't worry.
Can we get BACK on track with this drawthread and draw some requests?

If not might aswell just lurk.

Okay i'm gone

stop responding so i can just sleep

>>558641167
I wish I was cute enough to attract people... I'm a total Frump
>>558641210
Its hard because I used to use the whole "Muh... Muh style" excuse... I was never batshit fucking delusional like him... but I used to roll around in the furry hugbox praise and didn't improve like a fucking shiteating fuckwad.

>>558641491
k

>>558641167
>>558641014
Just.. Stahp..

This is s ruse, and if its not please go do something else with your time

>>558641210
>Implying people will ever stop responding to him
I'm just awaiting the day this chucklefuck finally collapses in front of his computer or he finally appreciates the few e-friends he actually had and just leaves with them. Which ever comes first, I welcome it.

>>558641473
Who the fuck are you even?

Why dont you fuck right off?

>>558641531
I'm actually pretty attractive irl, the problem is I already have a girlfriend so I can't go get a god-tier qt3.14 drawgf

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>>558641167
DAW. Ok now you guys are officially cuties.
>>558641206
Make them difficult, fuqboi.

>>558641347
seconding this, seriously, when my ex comes to town, we're like fucking rabbits... git it while ya can yo.

>>558641590
wait, if they were both posting under the same wifi, they'd have the same ID no matter the fact that they're using different devices...

I won't believe them until I see them both having the same ID

>>558641210
People eat the whole bait and cry for more. He milks them from all he wants and those little cunts still think they're better that him, because they insulted him while saging or told him to kill himself.

I lost all hope. People are retards, so when Chris is around thread is as good as while lucario spam.

>>558641837
so THAT'S what Bagman looks like irl

still calling him Bagman no matter what

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>>558641167
>solid 8.
Huuurr, it was good so fuck you.
>>558641187
I don't like fisting.
>>558641219
>punch with tongue
Ew.
>>558641347
The heavens have spoken.
>>558641456
>me irl bby~

Fine we'll shag or w/e.

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Should I even bother?

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>>558641692


>being this fucking mad

>>558641456
Second

>>558642003
Have fun you two
>>558642012
yes, it doesn't matter what style or level you're at. What matters is that you have fun doing what you do.

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>>558642001
FUCK YOU. I mean that in the nicest way.
Bagman isn't the ONLY black drawfag in the group chat and the threads. I'm Heavie, or Kokuen. Whatever floats your boat

>>558642003
Marc's the first person to see Eva lures. Think about that for a second.

Also he's getting laid while you're not. What's your excuse for not having sex this very moment?

>>558642012
>Should I even bother?
Depends. Do you actually have an interest in drawing, or do you just want to desperately fit into the circlejerk?
Spend some time practicing and find out for yourself-
>>>/ic/1579290
Have fun

>>558642363
I think we should all post selfies in celebration of the first irl drawcest happening tonight.

Unless Hips and Lulu had sex but I don't know

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And i told you I was gonna be famous

>>558642205
THIS

>>558642153
>Marc 2.0
>Now with tits

My hateboner has been reborn

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>>558642638
sorry I had to show you all how cool I looked.

bye bye C:

>>558642638
Except you, you're a piece of shit and that does matter.

>>558642363
Stop reposting nigga

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Hello!

>>558635416
>>558642153
Thank you for helping me decide to post again.

>>558642003
went to get some food and came back, turns out I got Marc laid

kek

feels good

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Anything we can do or is it a bit too busy in here?

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>>558642205

Awesome, I spose. I just want to get in and contribute, I ask for enough pictures.

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>>558642601
Its been happening for years. Why celebrate now?

>>558642908

No prob man, post away.


I'm going to head out for now, going to lurk and eat then shower.

Ill be back if this thread is still alive or if there's another one going on.

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>>558642908
DON'T THINK YOU CAN HIDE THAT FROM ME FUCKER

I SAW THAT

YOUR MISTAKES WILL ALWAYS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU FUCKER

>>558643032
For real? With who exactly?

Also hi ECH

>>558642797
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuq

>>558642638
>Completely. Fucking. Nuts.

This thread is 2insane4me
>Otaku couples who have idle chit chat while pretending they are banging
>Insane narcissists who believe they will rule the world with shitnoise
>Heaven role-playing with Marc and Eva
>Some newfag pretending they know remotely what is going on

And im the crazy one for "punching" pussies

>>558642468

I have always wanted to draw, and I have so many ideas I'd like to make, I just have a bad habit of putting myself down.

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Eva and my arm today.

(save it now because I have to delete it soon before she looks at the thread again) you're welcome.

>>558643298
Forgot:
>Transgender foreigners
>>558643103
Raging fedora masters
>>55864303
And multiple personality furries
>>558643023

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>>558643023


You just keep being cute honey.

>>558643103
TOHMA YOU FORGOT TO CROP THE FUCKING PICTURE

HOLY FUCK. ALL RESPECT GONE

>>558642908
not a drawfag, just a long-time lurker, but good to see you back