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This one time, my gf and I were walking home from a party, and she was super fucking wasted, and she decided she couldn't hold her piss in anymore. So she was squatting down and pissing on the sidewalk (street was empty obv), and halfway through pissing, she suddenly dropped a big steaming pile of diarrhea.

She cried. I laughed my ass off.
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>>558498393
pic related?
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>>558498482
well obv its kinda related u morgon
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must have been a huge relief. am always so glad to be rid of that stuff killing my gits
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>>558498393
Wat
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>>558498641
is it related or not? kinda is kinda middle ground, so it kinda doesn't quite fit, if you kinda understand where i'm going with this you're kinda cool.
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>>558498393
more girls pissing in public
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>>558498482

No.
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>>558499084
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>>558498393
i would of asked her if shed just do it in my mouth
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>>558499689
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>>558499704
>i would of asked her
> would of
> of
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>>558499892
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>>558499704
>i would of asked her
>would of asked
>would of
>of
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>>558499930
bump for getting hard from women pissing/shitting/puking in public
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>>558500074
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I like piss.
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>>558500218
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>>558499930

What is this? I see this every now and then -- is it a regional thing? >>558499704 where are you from? Any chance you're from the northeast USA? It seems to be a written out vocalization or something.
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>>558500325
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>>558499704
>of
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>>558498393

You should have ran to the closest drug store and bought sanitary napkins. Would have won you major pussy points and you could just dump her later anyway.

Women can sense when you're better than them. They're like one interconnected brain. Be better than them and get pussy you don't want, or be worse than them and wonder why you don't get any.
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>>558498393
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE (? ?? ?? ??)? OF (? ?? ?? ??)?

POST (? ?? ?? ??)? IN 10 OTHER THREADS OR PREPARE TO BE DONGERED
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>>558500569
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>>558500569
disgusting cunt. sits in her own piss.
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>>558500440
yes im from the northeast.
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>>558500726
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>>558498393
one time I was in the nicest most ghetto store in the nicest blackest area in my state and my girlfriends friend who is like 25 had her baby with us and she needed to throw up so she tried to hold it in but couldn't so it ended up spewing out of her mouth onto her baby.

I also laughed
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>>558500678
Women can sense when you're better than them. They're like one interconnected brain. Be better than them and get pussy you don't want, or be worse than them and wonder why you don't get any.

This a million times. It can be common sense to those who do not practice this or are beta level 50s, but to the man who has this idea under his belt, it can take you a long way to getting what you want from women.
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>>558500976

Ah! Now I'm almost certain it's regional. Interesting; I too am from the Northeast and I've caught myself and others also doing that. Weird.
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>>558501001
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>>558500121
>britfag detected

people I know write this all the time, does my fucking head in.
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>>558498848
Do you not understand what relation is you mongoloid?
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>>558501281
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>>558500440
No it's just poor grammar. The proper wording would be "would have."
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requesting public poo poo
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>>558501567
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>>558501665
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>>558501783
omg where is this from
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>>558501224
Must be
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>>558500678
You know know that was probably picking up on the American in "African-American" right?

That picture is dumb.
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>>558502009
no idea, just stuff I've collected from previous threads
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>>558501918
shoop-da-whoop.
And a bad one at that.
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>>558502223
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>>558500726
someones day was made
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>>558500210
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>>558500210
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>>558500440
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disgusting.
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Requesting a gif of a publicly pissing girl being hit by an old man.
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>>558498393
did you film it / take pics
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>>558501783
>>558502009
I have see the video for this before can't remember where but the guy filming asks if any of them need a shit before they get up.
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>>558498641
FUCKING MORGONS
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>>558505256
She was kicked
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>>558498641
>Morgan
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>>558505871
Hope they did, all of them.
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>>558505256
>>558506053
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>>558500245
Yeah me too mate!
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>>558505256
Here ya go
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>>558506975
I kinda that old dude, he seems like he'd be my kinda nigga.
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>>558500218
I don't actually like piss stuff, but I think it's really hot when girls pull down just their panties and/or shorts to allow access to fuck them.
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>>558500218
dat tongue..moar!!
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>>558508878
fucking this
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>>558498393
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>>558498393
>mfw OP confirms that the world is a filthy place
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There's this girl that always sends me pics videos when I ask her, if you guys want to try it go for it
Mitchiebby is the username on snapchat
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I just love girls wetting their clothes
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>>558509794
Like of pissing, forgot to mention that
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>>558509457

moar?
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>>558500218
Fuckin' family life, yo.
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>>558509968
shit did you save any. What about shitting?
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>>558510118
No, I can't save snapchat videos. But I saw the user on a snapchat thread and just sent a dick pic asking for a piss video and she did it. So I'm sure she'd be open to shitting. Go for it, man.
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>>558510003
YES
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>>558498641

Morgons never learn.
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>>558500726
fucking HOT ass man!
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>>558510731
just send a dick pic asking for shitting video
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>>558510779
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>>558499689
ahahaha that stream beats anything.
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Original thread Pic is from Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade last year. OP is lying.
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>>558509826
me2
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>>558510731
>>558511215
Fuck just got a video back of her pushing out a pebble sized poo.
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ask a guy that has tons of videos that like this
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thread made me want to throw up
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>>558511748
>>558512363
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this became a girls passing in public thread so fast
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>>558507219
Thanks. Appreciations were given
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>>558513401
the classic
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>>558509826
>>558501001
>>558513401
>>558511748
>>558511265


Its funny how all these girls have no female curves and need to make up for it by humilating themselves.
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>>558513610
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>>558500440
It's a misspelling of the contraction of would have, "would've". I don't know how proper it is to use that contraction but I hear and use it all the time. I'm from chicago-area illinois.
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>>558498393
cool story
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>>558513953

i'd tell you to not be a faggot but you're clearly past the point of return
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>>558513983
last one
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>>558513983

Looks like Basingstoke.
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This made me chuckle.
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