This girl was hit by lightning last week while masturbating secretly

>>558494185
i bet she had an electrifying orgasm

how shocking

What a shocking turn of events

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>>558494395
>>558494467

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>>558494493
OP you should have inb4'd this shit

Pun

>>558494185
I hope she dies

>>558494185

Is her asshole still good to fuck?

>>558494185

i require moar information, and/or sauce on this shocking story.

>>558494185
This is gods punishment for masturbating, we must teach our kids that masturbating is dangerous!

I guess She doesn't know watt to do with herself

I bet her orgasm was...electric

I would have liked to see her ohm face

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>>558494675
the best

at first when I looked at the thumbnail I thought "what a fucking shame"

upon closer inspection she looks like white trash

still pretty hot to be electrocuted masturbating.

>>558494651

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/#prettyPhoto

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>>558494675
Only one that made me giggle

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>>558494781

>>558494781
>>558494781
Yeeeeaaahhhhhh

This is how Edison invented the vibrator

>>558494629
>inb3 op can't inb4

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>>558494781

its a troll article you fucking degenerates its made as satire to show how ridiculous some religious people act

If shes in america i shope she has medical insurance, i'd hate to see her get charged

Now you can fuck her hard without hurting her

>>558495081
pretty much this, the only articles I could find from reverse image search was from "stopmasturbationnow.com"

Her mom complains that this wouldn't have happened if she were grounded.

poor tree

>>558495194
>>558495194

She didn't want to stay at ohm.

>>558494919
This site is fucking awesome

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>>558495435
4got pic

>>558495420
She tried, but her resistance was futile

she knew in her mind she should stop when the lightning struck but her body couldn't resist.

>>558494919
>There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself.
Fucking lold.

fucking hot OP fucking hot

>>558494781
ha just now i fucking got it. And i have studied electronic for fuck sake

>>558495435

I am not sure if OP's article is current or watt, but I hope she doesn't get charged:

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/morals/how-to-report-a-masturbator-to-the-authorities/

>>558495752
All she needed was a good pole and this wouldn't have happened

>>558495194
She was shocked *because* she was grounded

>>558494185
Whys her arm bent like that?

>>558495553
Anti masturbation cross... Fucking lost >>558495617
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the most attractive thought

>>558495819
No shit Sherlock.
> the joke
> you

>>558495813
>http://stopmasturbationnow.org/morals/how-to-report-a-masturbator-to-the-authorities/

That site is fucking gold.

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>>558495930
I've been losing my shit since I found this site.
It's glorious

>>558496127
Nigger

Lost nerves in her pussy? Oh well, anal time

>>558496127
Nigger

Ally allaway // July 22, 2014 at 7:20 am //

Shut up shit brick ppl like you make me sick I bet you yank on you tiny cock over the thought of this girl fucking herself you fucktard
Pray For (27)
Pray Against (16)

I have no words

>>558496127
Nigger

>>558496221
nigger

>>558496221
trooled hard

>>558496127
shup up nigger

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>>558496221

>>558494185
She looks like Clay Guida

watt

I hope you guys realize that this is a goof.

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>>558496803

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>>558496561
Are you retarded?
Probably a self raper yourself.

>>558497010
I don't think you know what a white knight is, guy

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Its fake, just in case u didnt notice, their expert on teenage masturbation just happens to be lemmy kilmiester from motorhead

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>>558497171
I DONT THINK IM YOUR GUY, BUDDY

>>558497282
nice work detective, you spotted something fairly obvious

>>558497393
I'm not your buddy, faggot

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>>558497282
Pic Related

>>558494919
>“We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side”

How in the shit is it that hard to masturbate without your parents knowing? Do they live in a 1 bedroom trailer home? Just take a shower and do it in there

Also why the fuck would she masturbate outside during a rain/lightning storm

>>558497459
but you are a faggot, buddy

>>558494919
>Bonus Faithfact – Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so they are raping the raw materials of this world.
i love this site

>>558497565
>See
>>558497282

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>>558497282
There cannot possibly be anybody who's too dumb to figure that out.
Not even on /b/..

This Rev. Leroy Jenkins guy sounds legit though

>>558497282
But it's a comedy website. I don't know what you're trying to prove here.

>>558497565
so many holes in the plot, how will we ever sort this story out

>>558497735
>>558497717
>Please See
>>558497565

>>558497932
>>558497703
I already know its fake but they could have made a more believable story. No one on earth would think this shit is real

>>558496803
No way! But it's on a website and everything!

>>558497932
Is there a reason for me to see that? Honestly don't see how it relates to the posts you quoted in the least..

>>558497932
I don't see the relevance. Did you put the quotes on the wrong side or something?

She was fucked by Electro. Should have used protection.

>>558495813
Lol at
>Photoshop
>Fabricating evidence is one of the best ways to put a masturbator behind bars.

Bullshit lightning always goes for the highest point. It would never strike you with a tree next to you. Also she would have been launched and how would people even know she was masturbating?

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omg this is one hell of a site

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>>558498718
>Leaning against tree in rain
>lightning strikes tree
>you're still getting the shock of your life
Electricity isn't that confusing

>>558498953
Wood doesn't conduct electricity you idiot. Apparently electricity is confusing to you

>>558499067
My wood does

>>558499067
Water does

>>558499067
You do know trees have "veins" containing water right? Not to mention there is moisture on the drunk. The lightning would scorch that tree good. Never seen a tree hit by lightning or something?

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>>558494395

>>558498740
why do the people in the comment think this is real, i mean realy the like button is a pray and the dislike button is pray against, in the bible you cant pray against people.

>>558499067
NIGGA DO YOU EVEN RAIN?
YOU KNOW, THE WET STUFF?

>>558498953

>wood conducts electricity
>I dont know a single fucking thing

Went to bathroom to fap. Found this thread, laughed, forgot to fap.

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>>558499067

you do know that the person in About Liam McKey

is a professional poker player
jesus christ you guys are fucking retards

>>558496803
you're retarded this is legit faggot. holy shit man

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>>558494919
>http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/#prettyPhoto


Story sounds about as "credible" as most Israeli propaganda.

DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE! DEATH TO ISRAEL THE TRUE TERRORIST STATE!

I hope she's a jew.

>>558499337
because it's a parody
because people are simple

>>558499239

Its not constant enough of a flow to conduct electricity. Plus the part she would be leaning against would not . Likely be drenched because the tree acts as an umbrella. Even damp wood does not conduct electricity well.

>>558499337
It's a joke site. I have no clue why people think this is real.

>>558499609
oh look, the pidf is here all summer

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This is now a sexual battery investigation


>yeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

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>>558499389
>implying the wood has anything to do with it
>implying I have an unlimited amount of free time to sit here typing the word "rain"

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-rape-prevention/pornography-on-my-sons-computer/
>"If your son is desperate enough, if he is depraved enough, and if he is gay enough, he can use the Google* search engine to comb the darkest corners of the internet where these pornographics are found."

>>558496801
BAWAAHAHAHAHA lost my shit

>>558494919
>>558495435
>>558495813
brety gud
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/lonnie-childs/constant-prayer-circle-at-smn-teen-campaway-makes-colored-man-normal/

>>558495583

Perhaps if she currently had more resisters she would have encountered impedance and been dissuaded from her unknowing battering. She almost diode.

>>558500576
>“I wakes up and look at my skin, and say Oh Lord, Praise you Lonnie!” he exclaimed with tears in his eyes. “I’s gonna go out today and get a job as a banker man!”
Holy fuck, my sides.

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>>558499837
>Palestine internet defense force
>Palestine internet defense
>Palestine internet
Lol jidf
everyone knows you kikes have taken out all their utilities so you can murder women and children without people recording it

>>558500869
Cant we all just get along and have another holocaust

>>558498740
TIL Google=darknet

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>>558501207
yes please

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/phototestimonials/
>print out all female (or male) photos
>jizz on them.
>profit

>>558501465
BUMPING

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Ok confirmed troll site. When you see names like goldman shekelstein, lashandraqai, and adolf shekler in the comment section. It's probably a troll site

According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

>>558494185

Did she have Static Discharge?

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>>558502558
>super sleuth, detected

>>558502909
>http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/#prettyPhoto
>>558502909

>>558494185
That face only a mother could love. Or maybe perhaps a billboard advertising company with all that forehead space.

>>558496221
Ni-double guh-er. That spells NIGGER.

>>558504272
i can't believe this site is really real

Tell her to keep at it and eventually she'll dodge enough lightning strikes to get her ultimate weapon.

>>558495553
holy shit

>>558498953
>tfw trees can conduct electricity based on water molecules
>dead dry trees no
>living trees yes
The water in the living tree literally explodes

>>558499239
>Not to mention there is moisture on the drunk.
That's piss.

>>558499337
>in the bible you cant pray against people.
Hey God, it's me again, remember that bully I was telling you about last week, well, I hear he's king of the homosexuals and a Satan worshiper, If I were you I wouldn't put up with that shit.
Regards,
Jimmy

She deserved it. Goddamn blasphemers.