If Christian Bale wouldn't go out very often, he would be

If Christian Bale came through your letterbox he'd be Christian Mail.

If Christian Bale had a neckbeard, he'd be Atheist Bale.

If Christian Bale drank a lot, he would be Christian Ale.

If Cristian Bale went to the sea, he would be Christian Sail

If Christian Bale made this thread he'd be Christian Fail.

>>558366681
If Christian Bale owned a boat, he'd be be Christian Sail

If Christian Bale fell from the sky as ice he'd be Christian Hail.

If Christian Bale were overgrown, cut, dried out, and collected grass from a field he'd be Christian Bale.

if he was slow he would be christian snail

If Christian Bale gained 200 pounds he'd be Chriatian Whale

If Christian Bale like escargot he'd be Christian Snail

>>558366681

If Christian Bale was kill he would be Christian Jail.

If Christian Bale was slow and believed in Jesus, he's be Christian Snail.

If Christian Bale would be in prison, he would be Christian Jail

If Christian Bale was looking to diet, he'd eat Christian Kale

If sinners were sent to live for eternity in his intestines he would be Christian Jail.

If Christian Bale was a vegetable he'd be Christian Kale.

>>558366681
If this nigga was into animals, he'd be Fistin Whale.

If Christian Bale was a weatherman, he'd be Christian Gale

If Christian Bale got into carpentry he'd be Christian Nail

If Christian Bale was black he'd be a nigger.

If Christian Bale had to poop really badly, he wouldn't make it and poop everywhere.

Am I doing it?

If Christian Bale was in TF2 he would be Christian (Saxton) Hale

>>558366681
If Christian Bale was OP,he be Christian faggot fail.

If Christian Bale were the cup from the last supper he'd be Christian Grail

If Christian Bale was a skater, he would be Christian Rail

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If Christain Bale were a carpenter he'd be Christian Nail

>>558366681
to the man with a hammer
everything looks like a christian nail.

If Christian Bale was trying to fetch water up a hill, he'd be Christian Pail

>>558366681

If Christian Bale fought in the Crusades he'd be "the Christian Flail"

>>558366681
If Christian Bale was gay, he'd be Christian Male

If Christain Bale performed anal sex he would go to Christian Hell.

If Christian Bale help guys get out of jail then hr would be Christian Bail.

>>558367374
Never seen that one before

if christian bale was a golden chalice on top of the ark, he'd be a Christian Grail

If Christian Bale didn't matter he would be Christian No Avail

If Christian Bale sat out too long he'd be Christian Stale.

If Christian Bale ate old bread he'd be Christian Stale

If Christian Bale was a cat, he would be Christian Tail

If Christian Bale was a homosexual, he'd be Christian Gay.

if christian bale posted navy seal copypasta he would be Christian Stale

If Christian Bale were a sheep, he'd be Christian.

>>558366681
If Christian Bail was a vegetable, he'd be Christian Kale

If Christian Bale was condensed drops of rain that froze in the upper atmosphere,he'd be Christian Hail

If Christian bale was fine-grained, clastic sedimentary rock composed of mud that is a mix of flakes of clay minerals and tiny fragments (silt-sized particles) of other minerals, especially quartz and calcite he'd be Christian Shale

If Christian Bale got out of jail he'd Christian Bail

>>558367653
Wrong facts fag, and it's been said already on here.
- thus sayeth the sage

>>558367845
Bravo, bravo

If Christian Bale was cheap, he would be Christian Sale

If Christian Bale was a marketer then he would be Christian Sale

If Christian Bale had an allergic reaction he'd be Christian Swell

If Christian Bale was a gust of wind, he'd be Christian Gale

>>558366681
If Christian Bale lost an archery contest, he'd be Missed and Failed

If trains were on him, he'd be Christian Rail

>>558367414
topkek

If Christian Bale sold jewelry he'd be Christian Zale's

>>558366681
if Christian Bale had tits he'd be Christian She-male

>>558366681
If Christian Bale had severe epilepsy he'd be Christian Flail

>>558366681

If Christian Bale was a story, he'd be Christian Tale.

>>558368362
Bravo

>>558366681
if he was a preist that escaped jail after touching a little boy, he'd still be Christian Bale.

if Christian Bale was a giant dick he would be Christian Genatale

If Christian Bale were a wizard, he'd be Christian Spell.

If Christian Bale was an American sitcom in the 1960's he'd be Christian McHale's Navy.

If Christian Bale were a bucket, he would be Christian Pail.

If Christian Bale were a computer he'd be Christian Dell

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>>558368534
toppest of keks, m8

If Christian Bale was a long depression in the surface of the land, the center of which often contains a river, stream, or other body of flowing - to varying velocities - water, he'd be Christian Vale

>>558366681
He's actually be: Christian Bail

>>558366681

If Christian Bale was a superhero without any powers, he'd be Christian Frail.

Archived.

http://4archive.org/b/thread/558366681

This shit is brilliant.

If Christian Bale was a bride he'd be Christian Veil

>>558368752

Even though it's obvious bait, It still urks me to read that out loud.

if Christian Bale was groped along a staircase he'd be Christian Rail.

>>558368876
You mean if Christian Bale was an old man he'd be Christian Frail

If Christian Bale got dubs in a thread he'd be Christian derail

If Christian Bale were an alcohol free beer he'd be a Christian Ale

LMB=lick my balls
- jeb

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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a super saiyan, he'd be CHRISTIAN BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!

If Christian Bale was used as protection during the Crusades he'd be Christian Chainmail

>>558369042
It works though lol. I've been spitting them trying to say before they're said.

if christian bale was a font, he'd be silian rail

>pls get this

>>558369060
"easily damaged or broken; fragile or insubstantial."

If you were in jail you'd need Christian bail.

IF le Christien Bale were a large water animal he would be le Chritian Humpback Wale !!!! :^)

>>558369445
I'm 21 and I don't get

if Christian Bale was a blind, he would be Christian Braille

>>558366681
if Christian Bale were a sea animal he'd Christian Whale

>>558369616
watch murrican madman

If Christian Bale was a footballer, he'd be Gareth Bale

>>558366681
If Christian Bale was an Ivy League college he'd be Christian Yale.

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>>558369445
Impressive. Very nice.

If Christian Bale was a thread he would be Christian Bait

>implying I'm good at this

If Christian Bale was a measurement of how acidic or basic a substance is he'd be Christian pH Scale.

If Christian Bale were OP he'd be an absolute fucking faggot

if Christian Bale were a frequently traveled path in the mountains he'd be Christian Trail

If Christian Bale was a bible in a letterbox, he'd be Christian Mail.

if Christian Bale led the settlers to the Oregon Territory he'd be Christian Trail

If Christian Bale were a hunted game duck he'd be a Christian Quail

If Christian Bale was a Muslim, he'd be Mohammed Al-bale.

If Christian Bale were an organism, specifically an animal, that produces gametes, in this instance in the form of human spermatozoa, that is capable of fertilizing the gametes (ova) of a female member of the same species of animal as the individual in question, he'd be Christian Male

If you could buy three Christian Bales for a dollar off someone's driveway, he'd be Christian Yard Sale.

If Christian Bale played League, he'd be Christian Kayle

>>558366681
If Christian Bale was in the Bible, he would be Christian Tale.

If Christian Bale were an actor, he'd be Christian Bale

If Christian Bale was a story he'd be Christian Tale

>>558366681
If Christian Bale created this thread, he'd be Christian Stale.

If Christian Bale was a Mexican, he'd be Jesus Bale

If Christian Bale had OCD he'd be Christian Detail

If Christian Bale was Christian Bale, he'd be Kiefer Sutherland

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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a slut he'd be OP's mum

LMOA #REKT KIDDO (nothing personel)

If Christian Bale was a nazi, he'd be Christian Heil

If Christian Bale was a fossilized remain found often on the beach he'd be a Christian Sea Shell.

>>558370738
>>558370927
#rekt
#shrekkt
#gazabombings

>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a grass filled space between two hills, he'd be Christian Dale

If Christian bale were blind he'd be Christian Braille

if Christian Bale had a loaf of 2 year old bread he'd be Christian Stale

If Christian Bale was a stoner he'd be Christian Inhale

If Christian Bale was a OP's fat mother, I would lick her asshole LMAO YOLO 420 BLAZE IT #YOOOOOLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

If Gandalf was Bateman Bale he would be a #American #Physco

LELELELELLLLLELEEEEEEEE

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>>558371278
>>558370986
>>558370927

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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was incarcerated, he'd be getting pounded in the ass by nigger dick.

If christian bale was from the south and his last name was shell he'd be christian shale

If Christian Bale was a jewish shill faggot paid millions of dollars to be recorded pretending to be fictional characters and fighting people in tight rubber costumes then he'd be an actor

If christian bale helped blind people read then he'd be a nice guy

If Christian Bale did American Psycho 2 i would watch it

>>558373124
THIS

>>558366681
if Christian Bale was hermaphrodite he'd be Christian Snail

>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a programming language he'd be Christian on Rails

>>558373124
>>558374087
there was only one book. An American Phsyco 2 was released but it was fucking garbage. What makes you think that just because Christian Bale would be in it that it would have any merit of being a good film?

Any film that tries to write outside of the original constraints is usually horrible.

If Christian Bale was a football player, he'd be Gareth Bale.

If Christian Bale was a furry he'd be Christian Tail