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I crossed the niagra border today and immediatley EVERYONE looked so stupid ugly and fat. It is a FACT that canada is a better country in every way. America is a piece of shit
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Wanna hear a joke?

America.
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>>558358171
True
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>>558358223
Truth is never bait, mate.
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>>558357950
sperglord
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Toronto dude reporting in. Been living in nyc for 4 years now, can confirm Americans are obese diabeetus having faggots
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>>558357950
>mfw we are the United States
>mfw (north) america is a continent
>mfw canada is in america

not that gr8 b8 m8, m8be 6/8
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Came from germany to america and can confirm everyone here is a landwhale, if they arent now they are soon to be obese
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>>558357950
Canada is on the continent of America you ignorant illiterate nigger
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>>558357950
Canadafag here. Nothing but love for ameribros.

clearly we have retards up here too
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Everytime I cross into seattle I actually physically feel disgusting. its just plain ugly over the border. People and nature...
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>>55835885
You are a disgrace to canada
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>>558358823
>came from germany
still butthurt from ww2
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>>558358852
Sad but true
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When I was younger I once wiggled my finger on my cat's penis, as he was stretched out on his back. He had his balls removed a few years prior, so his little penis did not get hard. His jaw was flopping up and down as I did this. He was obese.
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>>558357950
>Living at Niagra Falls

Don't act like you're any better you fat piece of shit, southern Canada is just as retarded as the USA and I really wouldn't mind if USA annexed it.

>Newfoundland master race
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except if it were somehow us vs. you in military conflict, we would decimate you.

in fact the only way for us to lose militarily is trying to have a presence in little harsh condition shit countries where all the natives are fucking zealots and do gorilla warfare.

even if everyone everywhere attacked us, we would just destroy the world with nukes and nobody would win.

so when fucking with us, at best, everyone dies.
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>>558360340
Why do Amerifats always bring up their retarded military whenever people say another country is better than theirs?

>'murrica sucks
>OH YEAH SAY THAT TO OUR TRILLION DOLLAR SUPER ARMY
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Fun fact: Mexico has a higher rate of obesity than the United States.
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>>558360615
Because they're using imported American ingredients and foods. lrn2internationalcommerce kthx.
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>>558360340

by "we" he means poor niggers who sign up and make sub 30k salarys to put their lives on the line so this mcfaggot coach potato hamplanet can have his internets and boast about his countrys higher power level.
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>>558360340
10 year old detected..mods!!
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>>558360537
Because honestly it's the only thing we have going for us. Purposefully.

If we had poured all of that cash into education, infrastructure, healthcare social programs etc we wouldn't have the reputation as a shit place the way we do.

But then we wouldn't be the baddest motherfuckers on the planet, would we?

>"yeah. But what are you going to do about it?"
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>>558357950
Gr8 b8 m8
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Butthurt yurropeasants are pretending to be Canadian now? Intradasting...
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>>558357950
good then quit crowding the vast majority of population of your country along US border
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>>558360791
mofax u got that all f'd up... read a book
then learn2bluff effectively
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>>558360340
China and russia would decapitate you.
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>>558357950
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>mfw living in san diego in the mexican border
Tijuana is the shit niggers
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>tfw USA is going to start World War 3 and because Canada is USA's buttbuddy, USA is going to drag Canada into hell with it.

Fucking hell.
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>>558361294
working in tandem? yes but as I said, then we would blow up the whole world.

as individuals? do not even try to present a case for either of them.

China having more manpower is not a case. The Peoples Republic Army is about 1/5th as funded as ours. They copy our tech.
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Then stay the fuck out worthless canashits. you like the french produce nothing of value and are not wanted anyways. The USA is already full of socialist eurodouchebag fascists and we don't need any more, thank you.
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>>558357950
Fixed for you OP
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