Hello /b/, would you like to take control of someone's life?
Here's the deal, I'm bored, depressed and without any aspirations. I need some excitement in my life but I'm just too boring to live an exciting life, so I decided to let you guys run it.
Your job, should you decide to take this up, is to make the decisions in my life.
I will post a little bio on me after this, but not too much because it seems like the OP can no longer bump his own thread, so in the interest of keeping the thread alive I prefer you ask specific things you want to know instead of me making a single post that won't help the thread.
But first some ground rules.
>This is not a # decides type of thing.
I will tell you everything I am currently doing, everything that I’m currently planning to do and we will discuss them until the thread comes to an agreement on something I should do.
>Nothing criminal/socially suicidal
I want an exciting life and if I’m in jail or become a social outcast that's not going to happen. But I promise you, if you decide on something crazy that's not a crime or will not ostracize me, I will deliver.
>I will deliver
After you make a decision I will record the entire ordeal, as well as document my life on intervals of days or maybe weeks.
>You will run my life
You will be making the decision, I'll be on the threads only to clarify doubts and provide details, nothing more.
I’m 22 years old; I’ll turn 23 on September 11.
I am currently not working, but I am in college, my mom and dad are paying for it and I feel like shit because of that.
I’m from Panama, the country in South America, so my native language is Spanish but I learnt English when I was 10 so my English is quite OK but still with a heavy accent. (I tell you this because of the recordings I will be making)
I’m single, I had a girlfriend for 4 years but she dumped me because she saw that I couldn’t offer her anything, and I’m still trying to get over her.
I’ve been browsing 4chan since 2008, and my main boards are /v/, /co/, /b/, and /tv/. I don’t know why this is relevant just thought I’d throw it out there.
I have a tattoo on my head, but the hair covers it.
If you have any other questions, just ask.
In my next post I will tell you what I’m doing/planning right now.
These are not in priority order, I have no priority I just do whatever I feel like doing.
Like I said I’m in college, I’m studying Bilingual Tourism Management, this is my second year but I think I fucked up the main subject, Tourism, and I might have to either repeat the final test or repeat the entire year. I haven’t checked my grades yet so I’m not sure which one, have to get on that.
Also I’m overweight, I weight like 190lbs I’ve been trying to lose some weight but I’m not constant on my routines, I planned to go swimming every day of the week but failed to do that too.
I want to start a pond on the backyard of my house been looking up on things that I might need to build it.
Trying to find a job, this I’ve been trying non-stop sending curriculums everywhere but nothing comes up, I have job experience.
I haven't done any drugs. I have if you count alcohol and coffee tho.
Here's a picture of the back of my head and my tattoo, I don't want to post a picture of myself until i'm sure you guys are for it.
I only cut my hair like that because I wanted the tattoo.
OK here is a picture of me.
Between the internet and a "For Dummies" book, I've taught myself a fairly good amount about circuit design and electronics.
I hereby challenge you to pick up a copy of Electronics for Dummies, read it, and build the robot therein (The one using the Basic Stamp 2). It's pretty simple, actually.
Overweight? If I can get off my lazy bum and run a motherfucking SPARTAN RACE on a whim, five miles up and down the side of a MOUNTAIN, so can you.
I hereby challenge you to find the most brutal 5-mile mud run near you, and complete it before August 2015. The sooner the better.
So anyway, right now it's been 26 hours without any sleep I steel don't feel sleepy, my day like every other day is open, I have no plans.
Maybe you could recommend something from here>>558273590
, or you can just ask whatever you want and keep the thread rolling.
yeah alcohol is kind of a hard drug if you ask me. you should try psychedelic's, it WILL change your view on life
you want excitment then go to deep web get a gun and then become /b/'s personal hit man
Shut up and do fifty pushups. Right now.
Take as many breaks as you need to, fifty's a lot to do in one shot. But however you divide them up, I want fifty pushups.
It's not about challenges, it's about you guys unifying and deciding what all of you want to see me do.
Kinda like these guys >>558274357
Remember I'm doing this for your entertainment and my getting out of a boring life, so i'll be recording it for you to see.
<picture of me as a baby.
I wouldnt try pyychadelics if you're trying to get somewhere in life, if you're trying to acchieve anything in life. I did psychedelics when I was younger and it made me love life, it made me want to enjoy it more. I started to do badly in school and it took me years to get back on track. Once youre succesfull then you should do them to award yourself. But, hey Im just speaking from presonal experience, yours might be different
im not sayin this fag should get addict to psychedelics. im saying he sould try it, and after that, he may enjoy his life a little more, find more meaning in it
I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been posting some of my "art" in the thread, I like to draw and paint sometimes.
Also video games, and just a couple of days ago I bought a guitar so I'm practicing like every day.
Other than that, I don't practice any sports and I don't belong to any group or anything.
Thats what Im saying. I started to find more meaning in life, I started to be more spiritual. I started becoming like a hippie. I was wondering why I was wasting my time on school when I could enjoy life. It was making me sick.
If you all decide to make me take drugs I'll do it, but I don't think I'll be able to film and upload that.
I'm just getting ready for the push ups and the walk, I haven't taken a shower so I'll take one, and go for the walk, record and show you a little bit of my country. Then again I don't know how much 10km are so I guess I'll just walk around, if you tell me for how long you want me to walk that's be great.
good job man, an instrument is a very good way to let go emotions. and i also like your drawings
A great place for adventure is the French foreign legion. They will take you in teach you french give you leet hand to hand combat & weapon training whip you into shape send you around the world and if you stay long term they accept you as a frenchy like them
>If you all decide to make me take drugs I'll do it, but I don't think I'll be able to film and upload that.
Why not. Take some shrooms and film youre self laughing at random shit
And here I struggle with stick figures! Your art's actually remarkably badass. I'd actually love to see a full-scale piece, rather than just doodles. If you get bored one day, why not grab some canvas or whatever artists use, and give us a picture!
Those are two really simple bodyweight workouts. If you're serious about the whole fitness thing, I'll do one a day if you will.
I can run 5km in about 35 minutes, but I've been training a little. Buckle up, OP. This ain't gonna be easy.
>I can run 5km in about 35 minutes, but I've been training a little. Buckle up, OP. This ain't gonna be easy.
but its gonna be worth it
She dumped me 2 years ago, the tattoo is from last week. Also that's not the drawing I made, my cousin made the tattoo for free but he butchered it.
Here's the original.
Thanks, it's not up to me anymore, if /b/ wants me to make some art I'll do it.
I'm looking on on Google maps a 5 km route because my town seems to be smaller than i thought.
Alright every seems to want to get in shape, I made the 5Km route, about to start recording the 50 push ups, tho I admit I think I'll do them very well.
Then I'll be back once I upload the video.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Not only for the physical benefits, but for the mental ones as well. I dunno about you guys, but doing the Spartan Run that I did was incredibly liberating. "If I can do this, I can do ANYTHING!"
We've got hambeasts here in the USA that don't move 10km a year! Like, cars included. The very fact that you're willing to try shows there might be some hope for you yet, OP!
What kind of music do you like? (Not that I plan on changing it, I'm just curious.)
i can feel you, that must have bin an extreme accomplishment
Seriously, get talking to strangers. Just compliment their clothes or shoes or something even if you don't mean it. Go to a video game store and browse, ask the sales assistant what they thought of X game and ask what they're playing. Do something nice for someone outta the blue
It damn near killed me. It's the single hardest thing I've ever done, physically or mentally. But it was the kick in the pants that I needed to get my life back on track.
Since then, I've started going to bed at a more reasonable time, I've resumed work on my 3D Printers which have lain dormant and broken for years, you name it.
I dunno why, it's just that I feel sort of obligated to continue the whole "Death or Glory" thing that the race set in motion.
I'm a personal fan of Kendo, and seeing how much you guys all love Katanas around here...
(I'm more of a warhammer guy myself. As beautiful as they are, they take skill and discipline that don't jive with my fighting style. Hammers have two moves: Smash, and SMASH HARDER.)
I vote for the "Meet a stranger, make a friend" plan too.
Just finished doing the push ups. About to take a shower.
Of course, that sounds great.
I might make a detour during my tour.
This a little garden I grew in my front yard. because I don't have a job and college gives me lots of free time I start little projects like this all the time.
I want to see you do a picture of your garden. Anyone else wanna see OP do some art?
you seem to appear, a very nice person.
and didnt see a friendly treat like this one in a while
Find a cute grill and compliment her. Go to your local gardening store and see if they have some work you can do. Advertise your art and make logos for people. The 10km walk is a good idea but you will have to do a lot to lose some weight if that's what you are going for
Just got out of the shower, If enough people get on this, I'll do it.
Well thank you very much.
I'm going out for the walk now, thread might 404.
I'll post this picture along with the link to the video when I make another thread.
Remember the picture goes along with a link, to the video, and you have my picture so you know what I look like, just in case anyone tries to fool you.
I'm no workout expert, but if he does the walk three or four times a week, that should be good, right?
Looks like you're stuck with talking to someone on your walk, OP. Bonus points if you can compliment a girl during that time.
Conversation Protip: Ask them what they LIKE to do. People are far more enthusiastic about their hobbies than they are their careers.
As for the gardening store, or the art & logos, I second that. Might you consider becoming a tattoo artist yourself?
Tell us at least one unique word you'll use in the OP so we can search for it.