Jessica Nigri thread?

sure, why does everyone around here usually hate her?

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>>558194386

>>558194643
>her

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>>558194386
You asked for it.

Don't know

>>558194386
bump

>>558194705
Damn. That's the worst case of fivehead I've ever seen.

>>558194925
What's forehead?

>>558195939
Sorry ment fivehead.

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does she actually fuck pro players?

>>558194386
I honestly love jerking off to her so much

She looks fake as hell.

>>558196506
her personality turns me off almost so much that i cant

>>558196506
So sad

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yess
i just posted this earlier

>>558196153
A regular person has a forehead.
Someone with an overly large or exposed forehead is described with the ridiculous word "fivehead"

Gifs?

>>558196627
>>558196272
>>558194386
Fakest boobs NA

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>>558194386

>>558196506
meth will do that to ya

>>558197084

Yeah that was pretty fucking obvious.

>>558197084
she looked better with small boobs??
tha fuck?

>>558197084
well at least she's living the dream
good for her

>>558197084
who cares i still wanna stick my dick so hard in her pussy

do I see a nigri thread

>>558197084
Well I can honestly say getting that boob job was the right call

>>558197347
good for her are the exact words that came to my mind as well lol

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>>558197340
as a starcraft/warcraft fan i am very jealous of her being there

>>558197643
Do you want to see two static, shiny bulbs staring you in the eyes while you do it? They must look like babies foreheads, the skin must be pulled so tight

>>558197643
This and if you disagree then you may be a faggot. It's easy to say shit on the internet, but if this girl was naked and on top of you, you'd say yes.

>>558194705

Fuck outta here Heaven. Go back to your cheese pizza threads.

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Am i on tumblr?

>>558197976
is not i want to marry her just a nice dickin , and don't tell me you wouldn't fuck her

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Hueeh

>>558198027
Hell naw. Thats the virgin in you talking. I have standards. A bitch with low enough self esteem to ruin her body with huge fake balloons of silicone? No thank you.

>>558197976
Better than the body of a 12 yr old boy

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ayyy. bitch. we live her fuck off.

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>>558198027

>>558198027
Yeaaaaa... no. I've had girls on me and told them no before, and some of them were a bit hotter than this.
You're just a virgin that can't get laid, so you would take almost any girl that threw themselves at you. You don't have a choice to pick and choose, unlike me and a few other /b/ tards.. Not everybody wants to fuck Jessica Nigger

>>558194705
Forehead 2K14 winner, is she going through chemo? 3/10 wouldn't even look in her general direction

>>558198446
newfag detected

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>>558194386
Fake tits are fake.

>>558198839
holy christ. you are the quintessential faggot who spouts bullshit constantly. literally no one here, nor in real life believes anything you ever say. because everything you say is a grandious, self inflating bunch of bullshit. enjoy

>>558198839
well good for you if your dick doesn't work when naked girls are around , perhaps you should try naked guys , just saying

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i bet shes not even good at fucking.

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a guy that doesn't want to fuck one of the hottest women out there? you my idiot friend are gay.

She has the tiniest pink nipples...they are fantastic

>>558198724
>implying fake body parts are better than real ones
Curves are curves, plastic is plastic.
Real=/=Fake
Curves=/=Store bought

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>>558194386

I like Nigri because I have a female acquaintance on FB that always rageposts about her because she's skinny as fuck and has no tits and is super jelly because she wants to be a professional cosplayer.

Her tears are delicious. Women are such pathetic, petty creatures.

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she can get it any day.

>>558199526
>Someone doesn't share my fascination so he must be gay

Man he was right... You are just an underage virgin. She is a 7/10 at best with makeup and a 5/10 without.

>>558199353
I've had numerous girls all over me, you're just a jealous faggot because you can't say the same. I'm 6'1, 175 pounds of all muscle, girls line up to suck this dick. I have to say no once in a while because too much of anything isn't a good thing. And Jessica Nigger is such a fucking cunt nigger that I would never EVER fuck that.

>>558199483
HURR DURR YOU MUST LOVE MEN HURR DURR
Because "not liking Balloon Tits McGee" = Gay

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>>558199526
i wish to fuck kat gunn one day

>>558199632
fatass detected

>>558199504
just keep telling yourself that

>>558200217
lold.

>>558199632
I've fucked a few girls with fake tits. Sometimes they're ok if they're done right. Was with one girl who I couldn't even tell they were fake, had no clue until she told me. Things were nice. A lot of them just feel like skin stretched over softballs or ziplock bags filled with jello, though.

>>558196995
thus

>>558194386
>last name too similar to negro
>nah

>>558200217
>I've had numerous girls all over me, you're just a jealous faggot because you can't say the same.

hahah you just being butthurt for some stupid fake tits , what that say about you, seriously

>>558200460
He's probably right. Most girls aren't. Especially hot girls. They know they don't need to try, just lie there and look hot and let the dude have his nut.

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you my friend are a true fagit.
good job with the steroids shrinking that already needle dick of yours too.

>>558200217
>>558200217
Lmao 175 at 6'1....you must be a fucking twig

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>>558200217
Isn't it fun to play pretend on the internet?

this bitch looks immensely fake

>>558198104
so fucking shake, they barely even move

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>>558200875
Not just fake tits my friend, but Jessica Nigger is a disgusting pile of trash that is ruining cosplays everywhere. She's also ugly, and watching beta males pander to an ugly chick, or any chick, makes my blood boil.
Not enough alphas in this world I guess.
Just look at this shit. Any decent male with a little self respect would say "Ew, no, I will not breed with you, you are a disgusting pig that is too fake and tries too hard. You don't even play video games, get out of my face, cunt".
I don't care that much to be honest, I just love making betas mad.

>>558201105
wrong thread?

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YOU MAY ONLY CHOOSE 1

>>558201468
Ok mr big man on steroids, thats enough internet for you one day.
Now when you aren't all jacked up on shit in your body, you can come back, are we clear?

>>558201468
Implying that any real man as self respect

>>558201468
I without a doubt get laid more than you and I'd fuck her. You're a fag if you wouldn't.

>>558201565
>AC Black Flag
right

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yea, steroids must be a real idea if he wouldn't tap this.

>>558202376
I'd fuck her and brag about it on FB just for the delicious rage it'd incite.

>>558202376
>Lying over the internet
Looks like I'm not the only one, jesus that's cringy

>>558202658
So you admit to lying?
you fucking retard

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>>558202376

>>558202778
>6'1, 175 of pure muscle
>I get girls all the time

Are you retarded enough where you couldn't figure it out? Holy shit, this blows all of my expectations. Please kill yourself. Please.

>>558202778
Regardless of you being retarded, I am 5'10, I weigh 160 and I've had enough girlfriends to comfortably say that i would not fuck Jessica Nigger. Again, hotter girls have thrown themselves at me and I have rejected them because of reasons, either I was taken or she was too young or what. But I can control myself enough to say no to THAT. If you cannot say that you couldn't control yourself and you only think with your dick, you are not a real man, because that will get you into deep shit.

>>558199526
>wanting to fuck anything

you my idiot friend are underage

read some long story online about how jessica nigri cheated on her boy friend, and on her fiancee or some shit, and how she is actually a whore

>>558203589
Sauce?

>>558203956
google it

>>558204329
gg

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stories? sounds like the bible, bullshit

>>558202625
Lol ok what's so special? She looks like any other blonde bimbo with fake tits and a hearty serving of photoshop. Girls like her are a dime a dozen and it's kinda pathetic neckbeards lose their shit over her.

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I don't see how any male with a regularly occurring erection can resist this fine ass woman.
you gay /b/?
you need a doctor to check little pepe?
I can recommend one.

>>558204816
Eh, nothing special about her. I'd just fuck her if I had the chance. Wouldn't go out of my way to do it, because as you said, girls like that are a diamond dozen, but if given the opportunity? Fuck yeah, I'd destroy her.

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>>558194386
Quite the butterface.
Would have consensual sex.

>>558203498
ok big muscle man you made your point
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

you have hotter girls to fuck or reject than staying here browsing /b/

>>558205820
Fair enough. I probably would too if I had the chance. It just irks me when people act like she is the epitome of beauty or when they rage because someone finds her unappealing.

bamp