>know girl since kindergarten >shes my best friend/"girlfriend"

How the fuck would you not know what to do? Touching story though

Just do it man. You never know if she has the same feelings, and if she doesn't at least you won't regret not having taken the chance later, because you will otherwise.

Well, at least try it.
It would be much better than waiting.

just stop being a pussy

>>558171282

Or she could crush you under her heel. It's better not to go against the grain OP.

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quit being a bitch what's the worst that could happen? you stop talking to a girl YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO IN FOREVER?


beta virgin forever

Girls are sentimental af go for it

Go slow, hell you don't even need to go for a gf/bf thing. Friendship might be what you need at first, if you're socially awkward.

Gl anon.

Ask her out for dinner OP, tell her it would be sweet to catch up, pay for it to at the end of the night tell her you's should do it again soon.
The worst she can say is no

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>>558170937

Mine got away, bro. Don't let it happen to you.

>>558170937
"what's your schedule like this weekend? let's go have lunch/dinner if you're free"

That's it.

>>558170937

It's too late bro.
I would say "go and make her your gf" but I think it's not possible anymore.

Years between 9 and 18 are the most important in the development of someone's feelings, attitude, interactions with the others and also are the most vivid memories someone has.

Most of the people just forget almost completely years between 4 and 9 (and obviously don't remember shit of what happened before).

She can't probably be with you anymore, but at this point, go talk to her. Approach them, break the ice and then tell them your problems.
She can help you being more normal and at the same time more like what she thinks you should be.

Get close to her. And who know, maybe one day...

>>558170937

Are you a fucking man? are you?

wtf is your problem than claim what u want, if not its gone in the wind, but at least you put up a fight for something you want in your life.

>>558171962
Yes, this is better than my idea. If she friendzone a you go out as friends next time. Regardless, so not let her leave your life again. She seems great.

>>558170937
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how fucking amazing Jennifer Lawrence is.

>>558170937
Op, you have LITERALLY the perfect excuse to take her out gor a drink and dinner and shit here let me help you out "hi (insert name here), it was amazing to see you again and I was hoping we could catch up, say, a dinner and drinks?" If she says shit about drinking underage blah blah, just go with "that's cool, look at you all grown up and responsible" she doesn't remember who you were, you have a shot at being someone less... you.

Some additional story:
I waited half a year and did nothing with a girl. Well, I can't really say I did nothing, but I did the things too slowly, even the girl didn't get that I had feelings for her. And when finally I started serious moves, she friendzoned me and started going out with another guy. To make things worse, later I found out that in the beginning she also liked me, but despite her efforts, "nothing happened". So I can only say the sooner the better.
tl;dr GO BITCH GO

>>558172829
>18th birthday party
THAT'S A NO GO

>>558170937
Tell her this

>I've had anxiety problems since we last hung out. Please forgive my awkwardness. I am happy to see you again. Let's hang out sometime.

>>558172916
He's trying to reconnect, not fuck on the first date.

Try sus out the situation, hell for all you know she could be lined up for proposal and shit. Dont try sleep with her straight off the bat. Youll come off looking like a douchebag and desperate.

>>558173164

No that shows weakness. Punch her in the cunt and THEN ask her out.

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>>558170937

Ask her out for dinner. Move from there.

And OP disappeared.

I'm still here. I currently live two hours away from her, but I'm going back home for a few days next week. Should I ask now?

>>558174872
Yes. Ask her out the next time.

>>558174872
Yes. Ask her out the next time you talk. Or write her something now.

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>>558171603

>>being this much of a fucking pussy.

Heartbreak goes away with time.

Regrets are for life.

>>558174872
obviously you retard what kind of question is that, worst comes to worst and you don't speak, if you don't try then you don't speak anyway; you have nothing to lose

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I sent this like 10 minutes ago and she still hasn't responded. I don't know what to do. How do I mend this?

>>558170937
ok op listen up. girls are nothing to be afraid of. theyre like wild coyotes. theyre more scared of you than you are of them. be a fucking man. youre the master of your fuckign domain.
you walk right up to her and say how great it was to see her at that party and how it brought back alot of awesome feelings from childhood that have translated into adult feelings of romance. just say you want to go out with her and if she says she doesnt share these feelings just say youre offering her a chance to feel the same way. that she should at least be open minded. after that be a gentleman of course
remember. confidence. fake it if you need to.

>>558174872
Just ask her if she wants to hang out.
Be awkward as much as you feel like while at it, she won't mind it.

>>558176561
why did you say you had condoms ahah what

>>558176561
HAHAHAHAHHA
GR8 B8 M8 8/8
You got me motherfucker

>>558176561
my fucking sides

>>558173164
Confirming that this works from personal experience.

>>558176561
>I mean not like a date unless you want it to be
>I have condoms
DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
JESUS CHRIST
It would be perfect without the last two sentences.
I don't have facebook account, so I don't know if you can delete it, but if yes, do it now.

>>558170937
Ask her to dinner I think she would like it go for man nothing to lose. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?

Start up "We used to be such close friends" and she'll bit the bait.

Then have conversation and ask her to dinner/coffee/movie/iceskating/whatever.

>>558176561
>Condoms
LOST.

You sound too scared she will never be your GF if you act like that.

>>558176561
SAY NOTHING. We don't know if she'll be receptive or not, but calm down. Don't try to mend it, you're a sexual, masculine man and she has to accept it at some point.

>>558176561
>>558176605
oh dear.
op you have brought me so much happiness.
disregard my previous advice.

>>558176561
>want to get to know this grill

Never will.

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>>558176561
10/10

>>558177956 was right. Now just wait. This last sentence was a huge mistake, anything more would be worse now. Sorry, dude, now you have a low chance. But not 0. Just wait for her reply. And don't forget to send it to us.

I want op to engineer another reply.
He funny.

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Alright, I think it's over.

>>558179083
Ouch brah

>>558179083
topkek

She moved on with her life and is now being taken doggy style by some other guy

Imagine the warm cum of some other dude on and inside her

You need to move on

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>>558179083
>she doesn't even remember
you don fucked up now

>>558179083
sheettttttttt

>>558179083
Say this: "Lol player how many birthday boys named sam did you mack it to in the last few months"

WAIT AT LEAST 20 MINUTES BEFORE REPLYING. Don't seem beta. You're on text so the game is easy.

>>558179083
>yes, this is dog

Well OP, it's over. You might as well post pics of her.

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>>558179083
im sorry for your loss, OP

>>558170937

You would be the same person with pretty much the same personality. Don't try and blame it on something else, it's YOUR fault you're an awkward fuck.

Make the best of it. Force yourself out of your shell. If you want, you can start with her, tho there's no guarantee that she'll be interested in any way. Find a hobby, find other people with the same hobby, meet up sometimes, have fun.

Let things pick up from that point and you'll be fine.

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>>558179083
You fucked up lmao, just when I thought yall fags can't get anymore autistic

>>558179737
OP you know what? I really pity you right now.

/shan.dis.3

Take my burner, I'll give you advice. I think you can save this.

>>558179083
NOTHING IS LOST SEE: >>558179737
DON'T LET THIS GO TO HELL ANON! I HAVE DONE THE SAME MISTAKE(WELL NOT EXACTLY BUT KIND OF)

At least go down as an alpha.

>>558179613
Wow dawg too much

OP do it or you'll kick yourself in the dick forever when you realise that you dun goof

>>558179083

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OP CRAP YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP

SHEEEEEEEIT

HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID CHRIST YOU DONT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO /b/, 3/4 OF PEOPLE HERE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT LIFE

Fuck

I'm outta here

so was she jennifer lawrence?

You can still save this OP

>>558179083
>It's me Sam, you childhood best friend.
>Don't you remember me?
>The best memories of my life are from
> the time we spent together.
>
>I know we lost touch and we haven't seen
>each other for a while.
>I missed you. I missed you because I love you.
>When I saw you at my birthday party I was speechless
>You are so beautiful and intelligent.
>I should have told you this then but I didn't have the courage.
>I want to tell you that we should be together.
>I'm a very nice guy and I think I deserve you >after all these years.
>Please, I beg you. Will you go to dinner with me?

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>>558179737
Whatever. I have nothing to lose now anyways.

>>558181279
jesus christ why would you say that this guys more beta than you

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>>558181279

>>558179083
First version: he's a troll, so pay no attention.
Second version: he isn't a troll, they're friends on facebook, and she thinks some other guy amused himself with this fucked up message. In this version, apologize and say someone fucked with you, and ask her out. Not for dinner, because "the other guy" said that.
Third version: he added her, but she hasn't confirmed yet. In this version, OP will have a hard time when she confirms.

>>558181279
dude.. you should have changed it a little bit.. go more smooth. The fuck anon, where is your brain?

She'll probably just end up blocking you. pretty much the end of that.

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So this is good right? I'm so pumped right now, I can't believe I pulled it off.

>>558181854
>>558181432
This is >>558179737 reporting. This isn't a beta text. It implies that she is the one chasing him. And the fact that she ignored his request for a date shows she's not ready to be that serious yet. By texting that, the pressure will be taken off her and she'll be more receptive to talk, since it's less serious. Add me op, I can't post here since I'm on my phone with no wifi

>>558183073

Christ OP

Your problem is, that woman is an angel and you are an autist.

Not a 4chan autist, I mean you are close to a literal autist.

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>>558176561
Plz be real

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>>558183073
wait for it...

"You are a good friend"
Get into her room and dash for the panties, that's all you are ever going to get.

>>558170937

That woman looks like she will become very large in her late to mid 20s fyi. She just has the fatface.

>>558183073
I fucking told you OP! My game is strong. Wait longer, and also mention you were busy so you didn't have time to catch up.

>>558183073
set up the date, and you best be bringing her to your place.

>>558183502
of course she's not ready to be serious they havent talked in fucking years, he shouldnt be starting out with arranging something at all, talking over facebook first then you arrange someting way too autist to be trying this hard

>>558183073
Job well done.

>>558183073
You are so fucking lucky OP

You were almost in suicide watch for a second

>>558183073
>I have condoms.
>I have condoms.
my sides

>>558176561

Why the fuck did you tell her you had condoms lolololololol u fagit

>>558183865
That's Jennifer Lawrence...

>>558183073
You're an inspiration for autistic kids on the internet everywhere OP. Keep getting that game.

>>558176561
Literally laughed a tear out.

>>558172829
Don't say drinks... Just dinner. If you're both under 21 it would be weird to go out and get drinks together

>>558183073
>"So this is good right"

The fuck do you think lol. It's great, I'm happy for you OP and I wish you all the best, please don't blow it, I've grown tired of seeing fails it's just depressing these days.

>>558183928
That's not how the game works. Longer he takes to set up a date = the faster she'll friendzone him. Speed while maintaining comfort is key.

>>558183073
>can

Bring them. She's dtf or she'd have lost it.

This is probably a troll because no-one is THIS retarded.

On the tiny chance that it's not, good luck OP, you're gonna fucking need it. I definitely suggest acting as normal as possible.

>>558183073
Well, it's better than I expected, because there is a chance that she thought it was a joke.

>>558183073
Okay you got the meet.
Now for the next stage.
Treat her like you would a buddy, or your bratty little sister.
Don't put her up on a pedestal.
The more you treat her like a buddy (think of the way your buddies make fun of each other) and tease her. The more she will want you.

>>558183073
Op actually did it.

>>558184938
Nononono. Don't want to fuck this time.
Anyway, bring the condoms, there is a chance she wants...

>>558184938
>>558185458

Alright how do I seal this? What kind of restaurant do I suggest? Do I bring the condoms anyway? Do I tell her I'm bringing them? I want to be her friend but I also want her to know I'm willing to go beyond that.

>>558183073

You have to be one handsome autist for her to look past that spaghetti

>>558184637
you're talking in terms that if they go out on a date fast and she gets to know him she will like him, we've seen how shit he is at knowing what to say over facebook where you have hours to reply, in real life he is going to friendzone himself without a doubt

"Hey thanks again for coming to that party, its been way too long! Next time you're around lets go grab coffee or something & catchup"

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>>558176561

>>I have condoms

>>558185597
don't fucking tell her you're bringing condoms a second time

>>558176561
OP you beautiful bastard. I fucking lol'd. Nice bait with the first greentext, 10/10.

>>558185874
You spelled ketchup wrong

>>558185597
OP add my burner and I'll give you specifics to do on what to make her want you. In case you don't:

- take condoms but don't tell her you did
- give her a restaurant (choose one close to your house)
- go in the evening
- sit next to, not opposite her.

Too lazy to type out the rest here. Good luck.

>>558185597
About the condoms:
It would be good if you brought, but she mustn't know. Start it as a dinner between friends (but of course, anything can happen). Some men always have condoms with themselves everyday, so it isn't a problem. But don't say a fucking word about them (unless you need them right now).
(cont.)

>>558186335
What is it

>>558185597
Listen to >>558185140
Just act like she's any other person. Because she is. Suggest something you would like. You have blown her up in your mind and she might not be that person. Be cool, expect a friend and if something happens it happens.

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>>558183073
Dear fucking god this girl is a darling.

>>558186569
(2. part)
About the dinner:
You meet her first after some years, so don't start it as a date, and don't be sad if it doesn't turn into a date. Organize the place and the time as a friendly meeting. So no fucking expensive restaurant, no elegant clothing, just some casual shit. But you had better say she's looking good in her clothes when you meet - she'll be glad to hear that.

>>558170937
Are you looking for permission to have sex? I'll sign your permission slip.

>>558183073
OP, you better post about how this goes. I'm interested.

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I don't have money for the place she mentioned(one of the best places in town) and I dunno if she'd like coming over to my house. What's a good medium?

>>558187158
(3. part)
About the topics:
Casual. How is she going, what happened with her in these years while you lived separated, etc. Let yourself with the flow and relax. You can talk with her about a next meeting, but only in connection with something (e.g. you'll go to some program soon and you think she also would be interested in, then first talk about the program, DON'T MENTION the invitation first, and if she shows interest, you can invite her).

>>558186815
/shan.dis.3

>>558188773
Don't invite her in your house!
Let's talk about the place she suggests, and some places you'd also imagine.

>>558188773
She suggested going to your house with pizza. You would be crazy not to do this. Tell her to bring a movie.

>>558188773
A buffet could be a nice medium, or a small "hole in the wall" in the city, which is just a small place that has some "okay" food

>>558189001
(of course not with her, but with us, now)

>>558188773
pizza at your place but give a reason so it doesnt look like you're being cheap, its get her to your house easily and is less money (probably nicer food too)

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>>558170937

>>mfw OP is actually pulling this off

Nigga I'mma tell you this up front.. this girl is an adorable saint to have taken this in stride.

You already don't deserve her. Godspeed.

>>558189051
you're fucking kidding.
Anyway, going to your house isn't a bad idea, but I suggest it as a second or third meeting, not the first. The first would be a public place.

>>558170937
Nigger just act natural. If you and her where so close that attraction will return if you continue you be yourself. You spaghetti when you try hard. An realize that you sould not get attached she has her own feelings and it takes two to have a relationship. If she rejects you move on. More to gain than lose.

>>558189170
Okay. I thinking about doing something different. We used to go to Chuck-E-Cheese ALL the time as kids. If we went back there maybe it would be nostalgic? I know it's usually a kids place but they have some arcade machines too and those are fun. It's stupid I know I just want to remind her of our past together.

>>558189826
It's someone he already knows, not a random person from a dating site or off the street. Only problem would be his family if they are going to be intrusive; but they already know her also.

>>558170937
>>558172698
>>558180615
>>558184303
i love you jlaw

>>558190079
are you for real

>>558190125
>>558190079
>>558189854
>>558189826
>>558189395
>>558189174
>>558189170
>>558189151
>>558189051
>>558189001
>>558188957
>>558188813
>>558188157
>>558188097
>>558187158
>>558187087
>>558186892
>>558186815
>>558186569
>>558186335
>>558186062
>>558185917
>>558185912
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>>558185874
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>>558185696
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>>558185458
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>>558185140
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>>558184385

Why do I feel like the only one who can tell this shit is beyond fucking fake?

Seriously, creds to OP for baiting these fucking retards.

>>558174872
fucking get over her man. shes probably a completely different person and I strongly doubt you will automatically become alpha for a date. You're just going to embarrass yourself and be left with horrible memories which will further contribute to your anxiety.

My advice, hook up with other girls even if you have to start at ugly's till you have confidence and if your still obsessed with your fairytale then you can hit her up. either way goodluck

>>558190125
The problem isn't with her: I'm afraid OP could take an unfair advantage of his position (it's his place, and he can become too bold), although he isn't planning that, but somehow losts the control and gets carried away...

>>558190079
Do that. You can use the arcades as an excuse to touch her (if there is a time crisis machine you could help her aim). Then you could start talking about kindergarten and the stuff you caught on with her. Talk only about memories that include her. Good thinking. Nice one.

Damn my ID keeps changing. Screw this phone.

>>558190536
Life is fake. What now?

>>558190852
Maybe. He seems kind of retarded. I normally see these guys as too afraid to do anything which is why they didn't get a girl in the first place.

>>558191000

uh oh enter psuedofag

>>558190079
Hm, I don't know.
A nostalgic place would be a good idea. But for kids only...if you were two divorced parents and each have 1 kid from the previous marrige, it would be a perfect reunion.
Anyway, nice starting point.

Just be yourself, maybe smoke some weed before the date and keep some to smoke with her if she wants to. Thats how i lost my virginity.

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>>558190852
Guess he could be like this guy earlier.........

>>558190536
You're not alone I was laughing to much to post op 10/10.

>>558191508
I know. I realized how fucking stupid that sounded right after I posted it. Let me say the school we went to was a Catholic school so she might be kind of a prude. I'm not sure. If we see a movie first would it be easier to make a move then?

I am so glad I got to witness this thread haven't laughed this hard in a while

>>558191645
>mfw I wrote in this thread

>>558191927
Well, you had something again.
Another possible line you can think about:
casual (non-date like) dinner -> accidentally talking about films -> how about watching something together?

>>558188773
this chick looks cool u lucky bastard! invite her to ur house since u dont deal well with allot of people and u can eat pizza watch a movie and just have a good time again! ;)

>>558191927
Just keep it with pizza at your place. It'd be nice and quiet and you can be more yourself then.
It'd be better off that way.
And for the love of fuck do not blow this.

>>558191927
Relax and stop thinking about it. You aren't going to enjoy being around someone that stresses you out over every little thing.

>>558191927

I just listen to my balls and let them guide my actions. I find that I am more on my game if I am aroused.

>>558176561
First time in a while I actuality laughed out loud at something on /b/, good work

>>558192494
(cont.)
But if first watch something together, don't have it as the only program, because you'll meet because you would like to see each other.
(oh, as I become more tired, my English also becomes worse)

>>558186335
>sit next to, not opposite her.
thats beta as fuck DO NOT do that

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>>558176561
You win /b/ today, OP.

>>558193491
Girls sit next to people they like. Guys sit across.

>>558193491
Yes. This man knows.
The man who sits next to her is probably her dad or brother. Not you. Got it?

>>558191927
NEVER take a girl out to a movie on a first date.

>>558194480
It isn't even a date...at least it doesn't start as a date...
But of course you're right. If they only watched something different from each other, and don't talk a word for more than an hour, then why would have they met?