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Breakup stories thread?

>Breakup stories

>Be first day Senior year in highschool
>Sitting in physics class
>Notice qt3.14 sitting at my table
>Start talking her up
>shewantsmydick.jpg
>Get her number
>Text and shit for a while
>Start dating
>Dated for ~5 months
>Realize its probably gonna be my last high school girlfriend
>gooutwithabang.mp3
>Stay up with buddy coming up with how to do it
>Come up with, "The dump truck"
>disgonebegood.gif
>Meet her the Monday after Easter
>First bell rings and all the kids start going to their first period class
>See friend peak around corner and give me thumbs up
>Start talking to her like normal
>While shes telling me something I interrupt her and start shouting
>"BEEP"
>"BEEP"
>"BEEP"
>Keep beeping at her while she's telling me to stop
>People are stopping around us to see whats going on
>Finally stop and say "Thats the dump truck"
>Walk away never to speak to her again
>Everyone found out about it in my school
>EVERYONE
>Teachers asked me about it
>People threatened me
>Mom asked about it
>Kid a year above me that went to a college in town called me asking if its true

>9/10 would dump truck again
>Pic related
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p-plz reply
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>>558141927
9/10 My sides OP
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>>558141927
GJ OP. 11/10.
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>>558141927
Hell yeah OP 8/10
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>>558141927
>My sides are in orbit
20/10 op
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wtf op
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>>558141927
i lol'd, bunumping for more funny storiues
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>>558143323
same, bumping here
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>>558141927
would contribute, but my break ups were just sad or I don't even know what happened
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>>558141927

>be dating sloot
>touch her nurples
>she say 'uuhh yuss'
>so hawt beb
>we break up
>cry evertime
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bumpbumpbump
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Here, that's mine.
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>>558144169
1/7
>Lad.jpg
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>>558144169
whether that's yours or not still kekd
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>>558144169
I don't give a fuck if it's fake/not yours, but "Kane"? what the fuck kind of a name is that
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>>558141927
Your mom and a college kid asked you about it? How does it feel knowing you've already had the greatest accomplishment in your life?
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>>558144169
>all those images
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>>558144169
i cringed and then realized this isnt yours faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0rmyQfFyKw
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>be me 4 years ago
>age 15
>girlfriend is in my same class
>one day she sits next to me
>fuckimhorny.jpg
>start to touch her hips
>trying to reach for dat puuuussy
>she wispers me to stop
>really don't care about that
>she gets mad
>my boner starts to controll my brain
>i stand up and say to her to shut the fuck up
>she leaves the class crying
>OHSHIT.jpg
>MFW when i remembered i was in the middle of the classroom
>realize
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>>558144169
not bad not bad, 6/10
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Good shit OP. Kinda reminded me of the Banana Shark
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>>558144169
loved it.
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>>558144169
This is golden.
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>>558144169
so old
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>>558145328
lern 2 id faggot
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>>558144169
implying this is actually you
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>>558144169
lol
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>>558144169
Holy shit, are you a wrestler?
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>>558144169
>>558146930

i know a Kane that's a wrestler...
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>be 17
>be dating qt3.14 for about 3 months
>she's amazing, cute, talented, smarter and more attractive than me
>put everything into relationship
>she's says she likes me but never goes out of her way to hang out
>summer starts
>I go on school trip to china
>she goes to violin camp
>we say before were gonna keep in touch
>email her for the first half of 19 day trip
>second half she stops responding
>finally near end of trip
>china sucks dick
>in airport leaving
>going to take an entire fucking day of traveling to get back
>cont?
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>>558147959
You guys break up
The end
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>>558147959
yes
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>>558147959
wynaut
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Nothing much. Pretty painful for me since I really liked this chick
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>>558147959
hot or violin camp anon pick one
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>>558149101
ouch man, what a bitch.
captcha: useless anon
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>>558149101

She texts like a hollaback girl.
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>>558150056
No shit he dodged a bullet IMO
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>>558149101
I don't think you lost anything, just judging on the way she texts.
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>>558147959
alright, I should also preface this with saying that me and this girl had been off and on in a weird way for more than a year previous. as in, me desperately trying to get her to notice me. we went to homecoming and shit before we dated. I was really really into her, bought her probably 100 usd worth of jewelry in china
>so
>land in la at 1 pm
>13 hour flight over Pacific
>9 hour layover
>going to pull my intestines out my ears
>just want to talk to her after so long
>haven't not talked for more than a day previously
>land, turn on phone, load up Facebook
>message from her, "can I call you? we need to talk"
>no pls
will cont, sorry guys not pretyped
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>>558150619
wow, you're absolutely right anon. I feel a whole lot better about this now, thanks bro
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>>558149101

>breaking up over text message

iktfb rude and cowardly
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My story kinda sucks, but it was really werid in my opinion.

>in sixth grade.
>start dating this girl I knew since 4th.
>we were really awkward around eachother, both of us were fucking clueless.
>ff 2 months
>wait for her after school at the park like normal.
>her best friend show up instead.
>thisdoesnotbodewell.jpg
>she doesn't say anything, just hands me a MP3 player with some headphones.
>look through it, only one thing on it.
>a recording titled "Nothing lasts forever".
>its like 5 minutes of her telling me its over and why.
>at the end, she tells me to keep the player.
>"Too many bad memories."
>I'm a poorfag who likes books over tech, give it to her friend who was still there.
>best friend says she likes me, asks if I'll go out with her instead.
>I say yes.

I dated her 'till 8th grade.

She had daddy issues.
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>>558149101
she has the english skills of a 3rd grader, youre better off anon
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almost 2 years together
Apparently she stopped loving me for 5 months, just didn't want to hurt me
Fuck that bitch
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>>558149530
she was cute, not hot, pic related

>>558150773
>pleading with myself
>please no, please be a joke
>I reply trying to play it off
>"sure, what about?"
>"we just need to talk. can i call you?"
>"uh yeah sure one second, I'm in the airport"
>have to call her
>can't call her because don't want to cry in the airport in front of people I know
>eventually get off the plane and to a quiet place
>call her
>"it's just not working out"
>"things aren't moving forward"
>"I won't have the time next year"
>can't hear any of it, just numb
>tell her if that's what you want then so be it
>sit in the airport for 9 hours numb and alone
>not crying at least, but pretty close to it
>finally get on plane home
>arrive at destination
>mom is there waiting for me
>it's 4 am not fit to be driving after that long a trip
>she hugs me, notices something's wrong
>asks me about it
>just start sobbing and finally realizing what happened
it hasn't been to long since, it still hurts like a bitch. I'm a pussy I know I accept it
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