small folder, only got about 16 or so more
>back 2 school faggots
>sitting in history class, for some reason teacher got pulled into convo about dick size relating to race
>girls all quiet, obviously uncomfortable
>sitting next to redhead, lets call her kayley, who looked almost identical to >>557769168
>we'd flirted a lil over the summer, nothing more
>slyly watching a movie on laptop (technology school, richfags, every cunt had a macbook cept me and a few people in class)
>sex scene comes on, semi graphic
>she noes i no she's watching
>desperately trying to hold in spaghetti
>cast a glance at her, laugh softly
>she smiles, crisis averted
>class still talking about dick sizes
>sex scene over, i notice kayley is sitting a lil closer to me
>she rubs my leg and whispers in my ear, "anon, why don't we do some research for this topic?"
>oh god x10
>say first thing that comes into my head
All these people have tits and vagina's and shit!
If you want to post women, then at least post some real ones with stockings and a penis.
i found her :D
>”what, do you have a penis or something?”
>Kayley laughs, I blush, because I’m a quarter beta I think she’s making fun of me
>"you're cute anon, come to mine after school?"
>take down her address, swap numbers, etc etc.
FF to after school
>drive to her house
>roll up to her street and nearly shit brix
>3 story mansions, this part of neighbourhood is enclosed, she must be loaded with cash.
>see her house and nearly shit brix again
>5 massive chocolate bar niggers, built as fuck, standing shirtless on lawn passing a huge bong
>walk past them and knock on door of house, niggers watching me
>Kayley answers door "hey, come in!"
>Kayley's hair is done differently, different colour aswell.
>notice she didn't say my name
>takes me to upstairs lounge, we start talking and fooling around etc etc uno the drill
>flirting, etc, etc
>realise I never said her name the entire time, she never said mine
>talking gets sexual
>"anon, how many girls have you been with"
>"2, how about you?"
>laugh as we realise what I just said
>lets watch a movie
>she goes to her room, grabs a dvd
>(parents not home)
>cuts to video of her rubbing herself whilst she's getting eaten out by another redhead, who's getting eaten out by ANOTHER redhead
I really, really, really should find myself a girlfriend.
I don't know why, but that picture made it hit me.
always cont my friend always cont
sorry m8s this it, rest has already been posted in this bred
>"like it?" she gives me the sexiest expectant look ever
>turn off vid, start making out
FF to my dick in her pussy
>chick who looks identical to Kayley walks in
>grill I'm fucking says "Oh my God! Kayley!"
>I realise I'm fucking Kayley's identical twin
>tuck dick in pants
>"I-I should probably leave"
>"great idea anon" Kayley is fucking pissed
>walk out front door. Niggers gone.
>walking home, taking really long
>realise I drove my car to her house
>run back to K's house, no car to be seen
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>decide to run back home, have idea I'll tell parents I left my car at friends
>walking through sketchy area
>check bag for hoodie
>DVD in it
>twin must have put it in my bag near the door when she went to get a condom
>put 2 and 2 together
>whilst IO'm thinking this, some white homeless guy hits me in the back of the head
>fall to the ground, dazed and confused
>he's kicking me in the ribs, weak but I feel sort of concussed so it keeps me down
>5 niggers show up out of nowhere and knock my assailant out
>same 5 niggers who were out the front of Kayley's house
>tripping the fuck out man
>tell them my address, still confused
>they pick my shit up, carry me the 5 blocks to my house
>tell them to lift me into my bedroom through window, don't want parents finding out
cont? are people bored or?
I just learned I fucking love this kind of ginger.
The hottest girl I've dated was a redhead. She was like 5 feet tall, 100 pounds and her boobs made up about 90% of her body weight. I can't even get hard for other girls because compared to her every other girl I see is hideous.
After we broke up I deleted EVERYTHING because I wanted to get over her ASAP. It's been 6 months and I'm STILL dreaming about her. Had a dream last night about us having sex again. She's just that damn hot that I can't get over her.
>wake up and recall what happened
>looking through bag
>niggers stole my dvd
>let me repeat that
>NIGGERS. STOLE. DVD.
FF I'm late to school
FF history class
>only spare spot is next to Kayley
>fucking christ my shit shit luck
>"hey, anon? don't worry about yesterday. that was my identical sister Danni, she's a bit weird like that"
>shitting at these generic pornstar first names
>"uh, ok...sorry, by the way... I-I..."
>"I thought it was you"
>"As weird as it is, I think you're sweet. How about you come over this afternoon, I can assure you nothing weird will happen"
>"Alright, it's a deal"
FF to her place
>no niggers out front, rode my bike
>knock on door
>Kayley kisses me on the cheek
>bit taken aback, she notices
>"oh, sorry. You're probably a little shaken from yesterday"
>"yeah, you could say that again"
>we start off with some light chatting, talk about stuff
>sort of deja vu
>talking about some good movies for kids age
>watching finding nemo
>cuddling, her hand brushes up against my dick
>must have been an accident
Type faster guy
yeah what are you jaking off with one hand
>look at her
>she looks at me
>dat eye contact
>start feeling her boobs, take her top off, she's in underwear etc
FF to me sticking my dick inside her.
>Danni walks in on us about to fuck on the sofa
>Kayley shouts "Jenna! GET OUT!"
Online now ,free!
>put 2, 2, 3, 5, 6 and 9 together
>Kayley, Danni and Jenna were in that wincest vid that I lost
>tuck dick back in pants for the second time. God must really fucking hate me
>bike home, see my car in shitty street i was mugged
>window open keys left inside
>jump inside quickly, ditch bike, drive off
>get home and wonder what the fuck is going on with my life
a quick seach on pornhub will bring up what your looking for
>driving 2 school, look in dashboard for geography notes.
>none of my items are here
>jesus fucking christ not my car
>I stole some dumbass niggers car without realising it
>arrive at school
>see Kayley omw to locker, she gives the most seductive smile and calls me over
>"come over tonight, it'll be just us home I swear, no more interruptions or weird shit going on"
FF to her place, in her room (king sized bed, fam is riich)
>"alright anon I've been waiting a whole fucking 24 hours for this,"
>takes my pants off, starts to kiss my peepee.
this imgur album got posted about 20-30 min ago. bunch of nude selfies of some brazillian chick with red hair
>K looks up at me and tells me "just go with it. we're sorry about this entire thing, teasing you like this."
>sisters step into room, naked
>best moment of my life to this day, the look on my face would have been a great one
>3 identical redhead triplets are sucking my dick and balls
>heaven on earth
>switch positions, I'm lying on bed, Kelly is titfucking me, Danni is straddling my face and Jenna is eating out kayley
>switch again I'm gonna cum soon for sure
>danni impaled on my dick, other sisters pleasurin her.
>tells me she's on the pill
not even ops story you fucking vegetable
>mfw imagining two identical triplets standing outside a door naked waiting to hear the "we" codeword to make a dramatic entrance to suck a dick
What a shitty attempt at storytelling.
>all get together multiple times over the course of a week, fucking crazy
>still feel guilty about car and vid
>come to school next monday
>take me to station for questioning
>tell them story relating to car
>they believe me, I've still got some bruising on my guts to show them so it works out
>turns out it was my car, idiots had left it open and taken all my shit
>all works out
>luv australian cops
>parents informed, they're all good cause australian parents. RIP dad
agreed best one, freckles are my thing
My personal favourites as well; happy to share.
>call Kayley to see if the trips are up for something that night, explain some of car story briefly
>they can't do it, she seems weird on the phone, very angry and sad
>none of the sisters are at school next day, everyone looks at me accusingly, weird, some thank me, I'm so confused
>get called into principals office
>in big trouble for distribution of a pornographic film, underage or whatever "seepee"
>film got leaked out by niggers or something, idk
you do know you can type with both hands and even use more than one finger per hand right?
pic for effort
I've screen capped this for you faggots anyways
>sisters hate me
>school hates/loves me
>girls refuse to date me/talk to me
>all copies of video are deleted, all technology linked to school is confiscated for a week, lucky for girls there wasn't anything on fb
>have no chance of relationship/female friends after incident
>moved halfway across the state because parents obviously found out
>too ashamed to tell parents real story cause I can barely look at them without drowning in disappointment
>dad dies 1 year later
feeling down, I'm working at a cafe, redhead grill shows up and asks for a cappuccino.
>we hit it off
>this grill is now my girlfriend of 2 and a half years
>she likes anal
if I had never done all that shit back when I was 16, I would never have a gf that likes it up the ass and welcomes me home with a blowjob. Nevermind the fact that she lurks /b/ and plays a shit ton of vidya.
true story faggots
o just look at this shit
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