New omegle tumblr thread. Did I do good?

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>>557732934
i tried.

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>>557733293

pt.2

>>557733293
whatcha listenin to?

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That was fast.

bitch bailed as soon as i dropped the agenda
http://logs.omegle.com/9cad9f6

>>557732934

>I'm from Chernobyl
>My other head is typing

kek'd hard

>>557732934
>from Chernobyl
>from a power plant
GJ bro

/b/, help me not suck at trolling.

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>>557732934
i guess i triggered a wrong person huh
serioulsly what an iduot

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>>557733460

The glorious raid music of the motherland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178

pic unrelated

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>>557733383
9/10 for him/her not replying

>>557733759
I hope she killed herself.

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>>557732934
BLOWOUT SOON STALKER

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Nothing to do here.

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who is this fellow /b/ro?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Anny
Stranger: aw cool
Stranger: I'm Joe
You: ty
You: cool
Stranger: nice to meet you bud
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Germany
You: Also
Stranger: aw sweet
You: anny is what my friends call me, actually
You: My real name is Anne
Stranger: ah right
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Veeeeerrrrry old
You: like maybe even older than you
Stranger: specific
Stranger: I'm 16
You: hold up
You: it's been a long time
Stranger: has it
You: about 85
Stranger: rly
You: I heard there's a thing called MLG?
Stranger: what is thay
Stranger: that
You: What was it now, major league gaming?
Stranger: I wouldn't know
You: I think
You: Hide 'n Seek should be considered a major league game.
Stranger: ah right
You: I'm the best
Stranger: frankly?
You: I have something I need to ask you
You: yep
Stranger: cheeky
You: serious question
Stranger: I thought she was dutch
Stranger: ask me then
You: nigga i know my life. the question is, u wanna fuck? i don even wanna answer like legit i be trackin u right now.
Stranger has disconnected.

Reposting

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>>557732934
>>557733675
This

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Someone could use this in the next omegle chat

>>557733874
oh god
thank you so much for this i needed it thank you
5evr slav

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This piece of conversation, tho. I'll save it and come back to it when on my weakest moments/crappy days to have a good laugh.

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>>557734060

chiki bricki i v damki!

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tried it again these guys are kinda tolerant about it.

>>557734961
Be aggressive

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wtf is this shit

>>557735227
thats not good trolling though hold on im working on a new one

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Anon couldn't hold the conversation any longer and bailed out with a resounding "Kek".

>>557735227

Why can't I be aggressive? ;;

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>>557735234
I know right

>>557735734
You need the power of christ, so the next time someone makes you mad, shout
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

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Good people

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what's your name?
You: i feel more comfortable knowing someones name when talking to them
Stranger: i'm a boy mate.
You: im a girl. but is that your name?
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: most people that do what you do disconnect the second they find out you're a boy lmao.
Stranger: I'm Jonas.
You: too many rapey people here asking for rape. oh btw i have no prob with boys. I'm Jessica.
Stranger: I know right?
Stranger: ''legalize raep''
Stranger: fuck off.
You: i know. so gross
Stranger: Not just gross, it's..wrong.
You: i know. like, why would they do that?
Stranger: Blah.
Stranger: I hate people.
You: yep. they can be very annoying. hey, you seem pretty cool. what's your tumblr?
Stranger: iiii'm
Stranger: http://willyoupleasejustfuckoff.tumblr.com/
You: wow
You: mean
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's my
Stranger: tumblr
Stranger: GOSH
You: o
You: ur serious
Stranger: lmao
You: nice name, clever
Stranger: thank you
You: btw
Stranger: wot
You: without your consent, im going to find out where you live and put my fake dick in yo boypussy that ok?
Stranger: pls
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

who is this anon?

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>>557735734
Like this

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its me

I FUCKING CONVERTED ONE
http://logs.omegle.com/51a3116
wasn't about to let any 4chumblr shit go down, and stuck to the shock factor so i still came out on top

Do you believe that there should be sex stations with genetically enhanced and regularly cleaned (to prevent spread of STD's) women to rape for public use?

I've just been asking this question, and it gets them going everytime.

also, this is highly relevant for a successful ruse http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20like%20your%20shoelaces

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cheeky cunt

>>557736589
Can I borrow?

http://logs.omegle.com/017c9bf

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hello Georgia
Stranger: I've been watching you and your friends, and i'm sure you would like to know what's going to happen next?
Stranger: Watch out for the 96
Stranger has disconnected.

Did I find a bot, or some faggot who copy/pasted, cus that shit came immediately.

>>557736932
idk, that's some weird shit

think we should start doing Dan again?

>>557736932
Has to be a bot
If it came immediatley they wont only be able to post one comment and then they would have to copy another

>>557736889
Go for it, man.

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1/4

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2/4

Who the fuck was this?
http://logs.omegle.com/35c408a

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3/4

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FINAL

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I caught a live one

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start doing this

>>557736346
>>557736628
add feminism as a secondary interest for more opportunity

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What a fucking nigger 1/2

>>557737568
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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2/2
nig nog

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4chan you're really annoying me tonight

>>557737980
>>557737821
meh/10

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: 17 Year Old Lax bro, Looking for New Buddies, kik: patlms
You: Hi
You: First I want to ask you
You: if you want rape to be legal, and if so, why?

For some reason he's still connected. Whatever

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>>557737821
>**need omg this man made keyboard
I fucking kek'd ultra hard HAHHAAHAH

>>557736589

you fucking dc'd on me when I asked could i show you my favourite bible verse, so here you go


'Jesus stood before Noah, looking at his massive arc. He glanced down, and happened to notice Noah's nether regions.
"I see the arc wasn't the only piece of wood my father gave you." Jesus chuckled.
"Your father isn't the only one who gives me wood." Noah replied as he stared longinly into Jesus' deep blue eyes.' - Eroticus, Chapter 4, Verse 8

>>557737692
dantastic

http://logs.omegle.com/29df4a1
The link that I posted links to that anne/jpg shit

>>557738110
>/b/?
Fucking newfags

http://logs.omegle.com/074cfa8

I really like how this turned out.

>>557737305
>>557737374
>>557737464
>>557737568


caught me a live one! gonna post results in a bit.

found a /b/rother.
http://logs.omegle.com/fe05236

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>>557738859
shit fucker bailed on me with my bait.

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http://logs.omegle.com/92f5dc3
Hurr dis one real good

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kek'd so hard

>>557739460

Oh the rage I feel. Ty anon. I'm alive.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Babeee
Stranger: I miss you
You: i kno
You: come back home bby
Stranger: :( I wish I could. Only 2 more months
You: but how come?
Stranger: I'm visiting my grandmum remember?
You: but our daughter is starving, im starving, not enough money, the dog is dead too. I'm sure he was starving, though. We really need a man in the house.
Stranger: Baby, Open the front door ;)
Stranger: *pretend I'm there & we'll go from there*
You: no car you took the only car we have and we live like 100 miles away from town.
Stranger: Open the door silly ;)
You: do you want me to eat the imaginary food too?
You: nigga im gettin my own man. I aint even gonna give him consent to me, because im that strong and independant.
Stranger: Babe. Listen to me
You: no you listen to me
Stranger: You need to relax
You: im done
Stranger: I put 3000 in the account babe
Stranger: Like last week! Didn't you know that?
You: taking 50% of the money too DIVORCE NIGGA
You have disconnected.

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not feminists or rape but still great

http://logs.omegle.com/a621c37

I kek'd softly

>>557739879
>Immagine
Il mio Anon Italiano. Comunque scrivevi come un furry, kek. *tips fedora*

So I'd just like to put an end to all of this. As a child, I was raped by my father and another man. There is so much pain involved in rape. For 10 years I have struggled with coming to terms with what happened to me. It is the absolute worst objectification that can happen to a human being. I remember the pain and it gives me nightmares still to this day. I can guarantee that none of you even begin to understand what you're doing. I'm not a feminist, and I will not stand for the objectification of anyone, whether they be male or female. Think about the damage you're doing. You pieces of shit.

>>557740132
You could've saged
kek

>>557732934
http://logs.omegle.com/66e9194

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>>557740132
>http://logs.omegle.com/a621c37

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The cringe.

>>557740132
do you hate fun son?

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http://logs.omegle.com/befed8f

I'm barely getting any answers now.

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>>557740132
Bait, I....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hey

Stranger: Hey asl?

You: 19 f usa

Stranger: Cool, im 22, m, from New Zealand

You: What's it like there?

Stranger: Haha it's alright, where in usa are you from?

You: Georgia

Stranger: Awesome :) What's your tumblr? Ill check it out

Stranger: Mine is http://suppressthedistress.tumblr.com/

You: I'd rather not say until I know you abit better

You: Tell me, in New Zealand, is rape legal?

Stranger: You aren't one of those are you.....

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She's not responding

>>557741053
10/10

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>>557741057

>>557741053
u lil gay bitch
http://logs.omegle.com/135197a

>>557740724
I cant stop laughing

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>>557732934

>>557741398
I got tears in my eyes from laughter

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>>557741345

>>557740724
>gay pony sex

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Heh.

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>>557741860

are we raiding omegle rn? if not lets

>>557742227
been raiding all day anon. but we need to raid new tags

>>557742396
startrek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: so
You: you have a tumblr
Stranger: yep what's yours?
You: I don't have one. Yet. Still waiting to know why I should get one and what goes on there. Maybe you can help me?
Stranger: well its really just blogging and reblogging what u like.
You: Is it true feminists occupy that place?
You: because a lot of my friends tell me this and i thought it looked nice and i didn't believe it.
Stranger: it depends on which blog u run into. yes there are some feminist blogs
You: are there a lot of them? like is the majority of people there like that?
Stranger: no not really just some
You: can i see your tumblr to get an idea of what it's like?
Stranger: id make the tumblr and sure. tierraarvia.tumblr.com
Stranger: tell me what u think of it
Stranger: brb
You have disconnected.

>tierraarvia.tumblr.com

Not about rape or anything like that, but the dumbass gave me what I wanted.

>>557742591
NO

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http://logs.omegle.com/a92416d
DIS ONE GUD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: heyy
You: Heyyyy
Stranger: how are you
You: Great you?
You: :3
Stranger: I'm pretty good, where are you from?
You: Us
You: You?
Stranger: ooh really same
Stranger: I'm from new york
You: Really?? Me too :)
You: What's your name, I might know you :)
Stranger: chris
You: Last name, I know a few guys called Chris
Stranger: where in new york are you from?
You: Brooklyn
Stranger: same
Stranger: what neighborhood
You: Hey lets not get too personal
Stranger: lol you asked for my last name
You: You might be a rapist or something
You: You can't get much from a name
Stranger: coughlin
You: Holy shit we met
You: I'm Dongus
Stranger: lol who are you
Stranger: can't say I remember
You: Tell me, do you think rape should be legalised?
Stranger: no
Stranger: goodbye

Stranger has disconnected.

>>557742716
to bad fagit already did it

<results

dude is a fagot too

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I'm sorry but these queers just get to me.

I had to fuck with him.

plus I hate fedoratipping homo assholes

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>>557743220
results here since im a fagot

>>557742001
lmao, even the other stranger was done

this one got VERY interesting results.
http://logs.omegle.com/2c404e2

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>>557743328
Fucking golden, you did gud.

>>557743220
You couldnt make it up....

>>557743328
10

>>557743907
Holy shit

>>557744098
story is below forgot the pic

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Pretty long convo.
I had fun doe.

not sure if the other guy was a raider or a random person

http://logs.omegle.com/03228ad

archived
(The website says it auto updates- be patient)
http://4archive.org/b/thread/557732934

>>557744675
fuckin forgot to post link
http://logs.omegle.com/6053d2b

Question to discuss:
Given the recent uprise in pleasure towards womyn from rape, should rape be legalized? :3
Stranger 1: >womyn
Stranger 1: >>>/tumblr/
Stranger 1: Just go. Please.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Whoever the fuck you are, thanks for ruining a perfectly fine question. Feeling hot in here, the suns out, gotta get my shades.

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>>557744592

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sup /b/ros

Ask a guy who had a testicular torsion anything

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huehuehue

Wat

>>557746636
nice nubs brah

>>557746698
they will never know the truth

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i think its working

Stranger: smile
You: :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: lifes pretty
You: yes indeed
Stranger: so, what are u doing stranger? have u already eaten today? :P
You: yes, i've eaten out the cunt of a now deceased as of today and dumped her remains in the backyard's river.

>>557733856
When /b/ and /b/ colide

>>557746928
I fucking burst out laughing

>>557747318
Fucking hell guys, bumpin

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: show tits
Stranger: cunt
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: yeah babe
Stranger: so fucking hot
Stranger: im ejaculating every where rn
Stranger: fuck yeah
Stranger: O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream,
’Tis the star-spangled banner - O long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - “In God is our trust,”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>557748217
lol that was me

>>557733708
Pripjat is the City next to the Powerplant which is in the province of......wait for it....Chernobyl!

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I don't even know what I was doing.

>>557748334
ily

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ehhh, no answer for almost 3 minutes

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I can't believe she took the bait

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi ^^
You: hey :D
Stranger: what sex are you? ^^
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: haha oh wow that must be really boring
You: It is. Especially when there's no one around to take advantage of me and brutally fuck me repeatedly in my pussyhole like the little bitch I am.
Stranger: haha another of you guys from 4chan, grow up ^^
Stranger has disconnected.

They're on to me.

Question to discuss:
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

Stranger 1: course theyre isnt :)

Stranger 2: cough

Stranger 1: yes?

Stranger 2: nah i agree jews are great

Stranger 2: we should all get them together

Stranger 2: ship them off to camps

Stranger 2: so they can unify their minds and concentrate

Stranger 2: they have poor hygiene though so we'll make them take showers

Stranger 1: go fuck a porcupine buddy

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Guys....we keep meeting ourselves, we should change the tag to feminism now, maybe we'll find more victims :)

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>>557750193

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Not what I thought would happen

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>>557732934
contribooting

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>>557750193
SHE TOOK THE BAIT! SHE TOOK THE BAIT! SHE TOOK THE BAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

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More rage

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Am I /b/ now xDD

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Nigga ate it like candy

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Whoever did this to me is my hero

Shit was cash.
http://logs.omegle.com/77d4d9e

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pic barley related still funny

>>557751491
WTF IS THIS SHIT?!! the bible?

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What a raging queer

http://logs.omegle.com/d99c170
Gold!
Can't be arsed to make image.
>there fgstaf

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she only gave me this, i didn't had the time to ask to see tits.

instagram vanillagirl21

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1/?

>>557743328
10/10

http://logs.omegle.com/565f60e

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>>557753119
2/?

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>>557753340

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>>557733386
He's got us figured out

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>>557753493
4/?

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>>557753641
5/5

>>557753108
got the same here

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>>557753808
i got it twice. so i did a google on her

>>557753803
Wow, she should get raped.

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probably went faster than I should have

Instead of the death penalty, should Woman that kill their own children (after birth) receive anal penetration by a horse?

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Here u go baby cakes <3

>>557753108
that girl is trolling the hell out of omegle, more than we do. 5th bump into vanillagirl21

http://logs.omegle.com/1f8da27

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I disagree

http://logs.omegle.com/340f536 It doesn't really feel like I succeeded and the broken link kinda didn't help.

http://logs.omegle.com/3756ada

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should we raid?

http://logs.omegle.com/db52fd5

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i think they committed sudoku

Nothing to do with Tumblr or anything, but I have this from a while back, ignore my messages because I'm an unfunny cunt.

1/2

Question to discuss:
I demand gay sex with monkeys. :'(
STRANGER: Demanding anything usually won't get you it.
YOU: You have to make it happen
YOU: You have to find the monkeysd
STRANGER: Maybe if you take the monkeys out for a nice night. Show them around, get a little cute...
STRANGER: Show them your worth the gay sex.
YOU: And make them fuck.
YOU: I mean, alternatively you could do as anon says
STRANGER: ^
YOU: But monkey rape is more fun.
YOU: Just in general
STRANGER: Yeah but the whole "Rape" aspect as already so big in monkey behavior and culture.
STRANGER: By playing it suave and slick, you'll take them off guard and appear as a more able-bodied alpha mate.
YOU: Ah, I see
YOU: Hold on, let me get a notepad and pen
STRANGER: Yeah, might want to write this down.
YOU: Ok, go on
STRANGER: So anyway, play it suave. Monkeys expect dominance through physical abuse and intimidation. You can really scare them by showing them a good time and proving just how big of an anomaly you are to their long held beliefs and biological/psychological culture.
STRANGER: The less they understand about you, the more terrifying you are to them.
Stranger: Also it never hurts to call your tuxedo a "Monkey Suit" they might interpret it as being a suit woven out of your felled enemies.
YOU: Ah, I see
YOU: Do you have to actually make a monkey suit
STRANGER: Well I mean you could.
STRANGER: I usually just mount my enemies heads on pikes and add them to my fence.
STRANGER: It's quite a nice collection really, and the neighbors never say hi.
YOU: That's always a plus

>>557758771

2/2

STRANGER: Oh yes
YOU: So, if you get on with the monkey
YOU: And you feel a special somethign for it
YOU: How do you inform relatives
YOU: I could see that as being somewhat awkward
STRANGER: Ahhhh, yes. This is an excellent question!
STRANGER: By bringing your own human culture and psychological superiority into a monkey's domain, you retain your dominance and fear aspect.
STRANGER: However, when dealing with your loved ones and relatives, I suggest you inform them in a traditional "Monkey" gesture. It will show you respect your lover's background and heritage and is a good show of faith to their family. You should beat in your family's door, defecate all over the carpet, and proceed to throw your feces as far and as messily as you can, bonus points for smearing on family heirlooms. Once your entrance has been made, you can assert your dominance by ripping your Father's nose off and eating it.
STRANGER: If you'd like to show your lover more respect, you can also abuse your siblings and rape your Mother to establish yourself as the permanent alpha male.
YOU: Jesus fuck my sides
STRANGER: <3
YOU: Thank you for this anon
STRANGER: You're quite welcome friend XD
YOU: This was beautiful
STRANGER: Indeed it was, happy trails

sum1 gulity

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>>557759716

>His, this is Dan

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This was pretty cash

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????????

I met a girl. Working on something here, will post results later

Stranger: hi
Stranger: M/F?
You: F
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: I'm 18
Stranger: where are you from?
You: U M
Stranger: yeah I'm M
You: where u from ;)
Stranger: london
Stranger: u?
You: london?
Stranger: england
You: i know first fellow brit
Stranger: :p
You: ive seen on here
Stranger: are you alone now?
You: yea i live in chigwell
Stranger: I'll be honest with you I haven't jerked off in like 4-5 days and I'm pretty loaded.. be honest with me do you like to be naughty?:P
You: yea;)
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: when was the last time you touched yourself?;)
You: how we gonna do this
You: in about a week
Stranger: kik/skype?:P
Stranger: I really need to cum ..so loaded:P
You: i need to too im wet just thinkin about ur hard loaded cock
Stranger: :P
Stranger: whats your kik?
You: whats urs ill just add you
Stranger: lostandfounddd
Stranger: msg me there
You: ok bye

fuck with his kik plz make my day

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it was an innocent question

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i feel like this was a /b/ro

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gon b gud

well, shiiiett

>[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered feminist. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when talking in order to avoid excessive triggering. The stranger cannot see this message.]

post this before your message
laugh.

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>>557763731
I think you just did that to me bro, top kek

Bumping for kek

Who the fuck is the guy that is using the copypasta about a guy punching his girlfriend?

>Ray Pé Vick Timm

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Shit forgot pic

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this though. he took the bait

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>>557765764
He won't fucking stop, shit.

top kek

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>>557766287
It continues, still..

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>>557735712
>Have you ever searched on YouTube "gta 5 funny moments?"

Kek

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>>557766647
have to hand it to this guy. he won't stop.

>>557767184
Update- he bailed on me, I was having so much fun too.

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A Shitty Band

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I'm not even sure what happened.

>>557743328
god damn that pissed me off

"be proud of me"

fuck's sake

>>557751146
Are you looking for >>>[s4s]? :^)

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dammit